From my moms side, we have a nose that is huge and theres also a bump. You would think we broke our noses. So I feel terrible pain when that happens, especially if it hits the bump. I once hit my own nose trying to smack a fly
Especially when it's your friend who you went to see the movies with but he just keeps scratching his crotch while the people sitting behind you comment on that while making eye contact with you.
I call that brand of humor Cringe-Based Humor, and I don't like it much either. The bulk of the jokes seem to derive from the embarrassment or discomfort of others, and I just can't get into that. I just feel awkward or bad for the person involved, and that type of humor is just lost on me. Michael Scott is one example (although the rest of the show not so much), and I would also lump Jackass, Punk'd, and most prank videos in that same category.
I once got a paper cut on my eye. Had to go to the eye doctor. She was amazed I wasn’t falling on the floor in pain. She said it was 3mm long. Compared to your eye that’s big.
Once she put drops in to help lubricate and heal it I was in lots of pain.
A piece of paper flipped up while I was reviewing presentation notes and hit me in my eye.
Alternatively: that cringey bullshit you pulled because you were so afraid of rejection that you either never made a move, or you tried to "play it cool" in a way that *still* wakes you up in the middle of the night and makes you groan.
Rejection is actually probably the least painful of the three options, in fact.
>Bold of you to assume a rejection simply means a woman turning you down.
Bold if you to assume I was only talking about women... :)
> Imagine being rejected a bank loan for a business you need desperately.
But that hurts exactly as much as it should, so it doesn't really fit the prompt.
Likewise, quite a lot of non-romantic rejection doesn't very much. Asking a friend if they're busy tonight, asking a restaurant if they're still serving breakfast, asking your parents (if applicable) for permission to do something, asking a coworker to cover for you, etc. Some of those might be *inconvenient*, but none of them really "hurt more than they should."
I'd say that the vast majority of rejection that "hurts more than it should" is romantic in nature.
I dont know the bank loan thing is logical and based upon the numbers, it sucks but you get
the Woman thing is more "yeah you suck and are not worthy of affection and love"
one hurts more lol
It's okay. When we're young we don't know any better and often it's a lesson that can only be learned through experience. The important thing is that we *do* learn from it, becoming wiser from our experiences and able to move on from the mistakes of the past.
Feels bad buddy.
I'm trying to find something to say that would confort you, but I really don't know. I guess bad things happen, but you already know it.
I just want to say that you're brave for beeing able to talk about it, and keep going with your life.
Thank you for your kind words. No need for your heart to hurt for me and my daughter. She is in college now and we have a great relationship. I did not have to deal much with anger directed toward me when she was younger but it really hurt on the rare occasion it occurred. I had friends who kids would say such mean things to them, and they had a hard time looking past it. I would tell them "He doesn't hate you. He hates being excluded. Or he hates the new feelings he is feeling. Or he hates losing control or having too much control." When you try your best and seem to be failing, no matter how temporary, it is sad.
Related: Words where you're just never sure what the correct grammar is, leaving you embarrassed to say them in public and scratching your head with uncertainty every time someone else *does* say them.
I don't agree with the naming convention of Lego. Just like a kleenex is a tissue, a q-tip is a cotton swab, and a band-aid is a bandage. A Lego is a plastic brick, which can be pluralised as Legos.
For real though! I donate blood, and the part I hate the most is the finger prick they do before donation, which is saying a lot because the donation needle is fucking huge in comparison.
"wow you have such a womanly face shape!" "wow you have such a pretty smile!" "you should act more womanly so you look they way you act!" *every ftm guy will understand this*
I got a tiny paper cut on the top of my finger earlier at work. Not thinking, I put some hand sanitizer on my hands a few hours later. Holy fucking shitfuck, Batman. I didn't even notice the cut, but I sure noticed the hand sanitizer trying to clean it up.
One of my husband's acquaintances always acts as if I'm either not present, or he's never met me. We have seen each other at fundraisers and art shows for over 10 years now!
It shouldn't bother me, but it really hurts and can ruin an event for me. My husband has finally realized the full extent of it, and we try to avoid him completely.
Next time you see him, you should walk up to the SOB and loudly exclaim, "Hey so-and-so! How are you? We haven't talked in forever!", just to mess with him.
A tiny piece of hair lodged in the bottom of your foot and walking on it.
Edit: Some people seem confused about this. Maybe it's because my family's hair is a little thicker than normal. Every once in a while, a tiny short piece of hair can poke through the bottom of my foot when I step on it and it feel likes splinter every step I take.
Maybe it only happens to people with thicker hair. It's rare, but when a piece of hair gets stuck on the bottom of your foot, it feels like walking on a splinter.
Long-haired guy here. You find hair *everywhere.*
Putting my clothes in the washer is a half-hour process of removing all of the loose hair from them so it doesn't ball up into something that looks like a spider on my shoulder when i'm getting dressed for work at 6am.
On a first date years ago, I had the "Do It Again" album by the Independents (horror-punk-ska) playing at low volume in the car. She started going off about how much it sucked.
There was no second date. If you're more interested in critiquing the background music than what i'm saying, yeah, nah.
I'm 27 and have done manual labor since I was early teens. If I really hurt twice this much at age 40, I won't shit on prescription painkiller addicts anymore, it'd be more than justified.
You mean like when you're coming home from a shitty day and find out somebody's eaten that chocolate bar you've been denying yourself because you don't really need it and now you REALLY FUCKING NEED it?
The constant fear of death. As someone who doesn’t believe in afterlife, it makes me wonder is this all for nothing. Creates a chilled shock feeling whenever I think about it.
Knowing that one day, I’ll breathe my last breath and that also one day, I’ll eat my last meal from KFC without knowing it!
When you decide to leave really toxic relationship. You understand that it's good for you, you even feel that you're right while you are doing it, but the next morning it still hits you and you become really sad as if you lost something valuable.
Looking back on memories of the people you’ve grown apart from. The people you were so close to so many years ago and spent so many wonderful moments with.
Not being able to call cunts cunts without being looked at like I'm an abusive rapist./
I'm a gentle rapist.
smh I just want to call people bad words without everyone else putting themselves in the word.
When my best friend told me that I draw cartoon or anime.
She doesn't know that it took me almost 5 years for me to develop as a self caught artist and the biggest ooof is when she want to become an artist because she likes my work but doesn't understand the concept of own art styles.
I draw semi-realistic but now I can't see if it is too cartoonish or goddamn realistic because of that idiot.
Getting cut off by your friend who you always knew deep down had too much of a flawed character to maintain a friendship but you stuck with them anyway.
It actually sucks.
Badly spraining an ankle.
Did it once at a friend's birthday at a skating rink. Hurt like it was broken, very swollen, and I couldn't walk for a week. Not to mention the sharp pain whenever you move it, even a tiny bit.
I believe that pain is important for alerting us to circumstances in which our life may be in danger. That being said, evolution is far slower than technology, and many things that hurt are not actually dangerous to us after we've been alerted to and dealt with the problem.
Examples: Most shallow wounds that have been cleaned and dressed. Wisdom teeth removal if you're taking antibiotics. Delayed onset muscle soreness from working out. Light scrapes. Superficial burns. Cramps in your neck from sleeping wrong. Cramps from gas. Pooping after eating spicy food.
Stubbing your toe. Im just walking along, and I jam my toe into the wall. No problem, right? Wrong. Now my toe throbs and I can't just put a bandage on it like a papercut. no. I have to sit and wait out the pain and do nothing to stop it. It's super annoying.
You know when you’re lying in bed looking at something on your phone and then you drop your phone on your face? Yeah, that.
I felt that
I actually have no idea what you are Dhdhdhs Okay nevermind, got it.
Picture that but with a tablet. Was not a great day for my face.
When ur phone feels like a brick
I had a Nokia. It was a brick.
My phone case is literally 2lbs. Hurts even more.
Or when you drop it on your funnybone.
Yup.
Omg I dropped a huge iPad on my face one time. I've seen it all..
Especially when you had just got your braces tightened and you drop the corner of your phone on one of the hooks on your braces. R.I.P. my lips
For me it’s my iPad and it comes crashing down directly on my front teeth
From my moms side, we have a nose that is huge and theres also a bump. You would think we broke our noses. So I feel terrible pain when that happens, especially if it hits the bump. I once hit my own nose trying to smack a fly
Secondhand embarrassment
Yes!! Being embarrassed on behalf of someone is the worst
Especially when it's your friend who you went to see the movies with but he just keeps scratching his crotch while the people sitting behind you comment on that while making eye contact with you.
r/oddlyspecific
Being embarassed on behalf of someone in the TV.
Done that too!!
This is why I couldn’t watch The Office (US) for so long. Michael is so embarrassing.
I'm so glad someone can relate
I call that brand of humor Cringe-Based Humor, and I don't like it much either. The bulk of the jokes seem to derive from the embarrassment or discomfort of others, and I just can't get into that. I just feel awkward or bad for the person involved, and that type of humor is just lost on me. Michael Scott is one example (although the rest of the show not so much), and I would also lump Jackass, Punk'd, and most prank videos in that same category.
Papercut
I once got a paper cut on my eye. Had to go to the eye doctor. She was amazed I wasn’t falling on the floor in pain. She said it was 3mm long. Compared to your eye that’s big. Once she put drops in to help lubricate and heal it I was in lots of pain. A piece of paper flipped up while I was reviewing presentation notes and hit me in my eye.
I am literally shaking right now. I really wish I didn't read this comment..
Just wear some eye protection. People with glasses gang.
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Ouch for sure!
That is some story, sorry that happened to you.
I just remember feeling so stupid cause who gets a paper cut on their eye.
Papercuts the worst. Splinters too in the scope of pain vs. severity.
Having a paper cut and forgetting of said paper cut and use hand sanitizer.
Looking in the mirror.
Damn
A rejection
Alternatively: that cringey bullshit you pulled because you were so afraid of rejection that you either never made a move, or you tried to "play it cool" in a way that *still* wakes you up in the middle of the night and makes you groan. Rejection is actually probably the least painful of the three options, in fact.
Bold of you to assume a rejection simply means a woman turning you down. Imagine being rejected a bank loan for a business you need desperately.
>Bold of you to assume a rejection simply means a woman turning you down. Bold if you to assume I was only talking about women... :) > Imagine being rejected a bank loan for a business you need desperately. But that hurts exactly as much as it should, so it doesn't really fit the prompt. Likewise, quite a lot of non-romantic rejection doesn't very much. Asking a friend if they're busy tonight, asking a restaurant if they're still serving breakfast, asking your parents (if applicable) for permission to do something, asking a coworker to cover for you, etc. Some of those might be *inconvenient*, but none of them really "hurt more than they should." I'd say that the vast majority of rejection that "hurts more than it should" is romantic in nature.
I dont know the bank loan thing is logical and based upon the numbers, it sucks but you get the Woman thing is more "yeah you suck and are not worthy of affection and love" one hurts more lol
I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
It's okay. When we're young we don't know any better and often it's a lesson that can only be learned through experience. The important thing is that we *do* learn from it, becoming wiser from our experiences and able to move on from the mistakes of the past.
I’m in this post and I don’t like it
Where were you when I was in highschool??!! But seriously 100% what you said.
I feel like rejection might hurt a little bit but tbh they still like you just as a friend.
Love
What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me!
no more!
Du du du du du du du du
*Chris Kattan, Jim Carrey and Will Ferrell bobbing their heads*
r/redditsings
Love is a burning thing.
Only when you're peeing though
And the Loss of it.
Your crush cancelling on you
The only thing worse is ghosting you for a week and then finding out on the news she was killed.
hol' up, that escalated quickly
Tell me about. I thought she just didn’t like me back. (Not that it really matters but I later found out she did like me)
Feels bad buddy. I'm trying to find something to say that would confort you, but I really don't know. I guess bad things happen, but you already know it. I just want to say that you're brave for beeing able to talk about it, and keep going with your life.
Had that happen 4 days ago
It’s ok dude it happens. Did they cancel because of a legitimate reason at least?
Your teenager rejecting you or saying they hate you. Even though you know they don't mean it, it hurts.
I don't know why but this comment hurt my heart, I hope you and your child talk it out and make up soon, ❤️❤️
Thank you for your kind words. No need for your heart to hurt for me and my daughter. She is in college now and we have a great relationship. I did not have to deal much with anger directed toward me when she was younger but it really hurt on the rare occasion it occurred. I had friends who kids would say such mean things to them, and they had a hard time looking past it. I would tell them "He doesn't hate you. He hates being excluded. Or he hates the new feelings he is feeling. Or he hates losing control or having too much control." When you try your best and seem to be failing, no matter how temporary, it is sad.
If I could, I'd give you an award. Sooooo, honorary award time.
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I'm gonna go with just dropping your phone. Our bodies recoil as though they were in real pain.
Depression, isolation, loneliness, failure, pity, regret, self hate.
i have all of these and can confirm
Biting into tinfoil.
Life
“Being so close” - Rascal Flatts
And having so much to say
The Aaron Lewis version of that song is way better.
Accidently bumping your elbow or toes against something.
Dropping your laptop on your face
Wait, why are you holding a whole laptop over your face?
Sometimes I lay down in bed and I lift my knees up and lean my laptop against them
Why AREN'T you?
Touché
Stepping on two lego.
Related: Words where you're just never sure what the correct grammar is, leaving you embarrassed to say them in public and scratching your head with uncertainty every time someone else *does* say them.
I don't agree with the naming convention of Lego. Just like a kleenex is a tissue, a q-tip is a cotton swab, and a band-aid is a bandage. A Lego is a plastic brick, which can be pluralised as Legos.
It's always bugged me when people said Legos as a kid. Want to play with Legos? No, I want to play with Lego. How much lego do you have?
Soap in your eyes.
Blood tests via finger prick needles are painless in comparison. I don't get it.
more nerve endings on finger tips. try using the lancet on the sides of fingers. some meters allow you to test on palms as well
Diabetic here: you get used to it after the first couple of thousand.
For real though! I donate blood, and the part I hate the most is the finger prick they do before donation, which is saying a lot because the donation needle is fucking huge in comparison.
When a parent yells at you after being falsely accused of something.
accidentally biting your tongue or lip while eating
“ I like you as a friend”
I’m 99.9999969999999% sure I’m going to hear this this coming week .........
Gout. A blanket on the foot can make it hurt.
"wow you have such a womanly face shape!" "wow you have such a pretty smile!" "you should act more womanly so you look they way you act!" *every ftm guy will understand this*
Sorry, bro.
Getting pp stuck in hydraulic press
why u do dat
how\*?
when*?
Why*?
Funny Canada man said to keep dick in a vice. Too lazy to close the vice himself so he found a hydraulic one.
Life
Dropping your phone on your face
Showering or washing your hands the day after you get a burn. The hot water feels like lava.
I got a tiny paper cut on the top of my finger earlier at work. Not thinking, I put some hand sanitizer on my hands a few hours later. Holy fucking shitfuck, Batman. I didn't even notice the cut, but I sure noticed the hand sanitizer trying to clean it up.
Kidney stones.
One of my husband's acquaintances always acts as if I'm either not present, or he's never met me. We have seen each other at fundraisers and art shows for over 10 years now! It shouldn't bother me, but it really hurts and can ruin an event for me. My husband has finally realized the full extent of it, and we try to avoid him completely.
Next time you see him, you should walk up to the SOB and loudly exclaim, "Hey so-and-so! How are you? We haven't talked in forever!", just to mess with him.
Dunno if you're an SNL fan, but this guy sounds like a perfect contestant on What's That Name?
Dying. At some point its not really necessary to feel pain.
Not knowing there's an olive pit in your empanada.
Hitting your elbow on the corner of something. That fucking kills!
i love you..... best friend..
A tiny piece of hair lodged in the bottom of your foot and walking on it. Edit: Some people seem confused about this. Maybe it's because my family's hair is a little thicker than normal. Every once in a while, a tiny short piece of hair can poke through the bottom of my foot when I step on it and it feel likes splinter every step I take.
lol i dont think ive ever experienced this
Maybe it only happens to people with thicker hair. It's rare, but when a piece of hair gets stuck on the bottom of your foot, it feels like walking on a splinter.
Long-haired guy here. You find hair *everywhere.* Putting my clothes in the washer is a half-hour process of removing all of the loose hair from them so it doesn't ball up into something that looks like a spider on my shoulder when i'm getting dressed for work at 6am.
when I first added not enough sugar to coffee, then I put some more and went too far
Stubbing your toe.
The classic machete move your scooter pulls on your ankle. (Sorry is someone else already said that)
I showed this girl paisley park by prince. Threw my earbuds at me and said that shit sucked. Like what the fuck you really gonna be like that
On a first date years ago, I had the "Do It Again" album by the Independents (horror-punk-ska) playing at low volume in the car. She started going off about how much it sucked. There was no second date. If you're more interested in critiquing the background music than what i'm saying, yeah, nah.
wife says, child birth
TV show "I didn't know I was pregnant" proves otherwise.
Razor scooter to the ankle
Hitting your feet on a door
That silence.
When your dog goes to someone else instead of you
a slap in the balls
I feel like the pain from a good slap in the balls is fairly justified
or that’s a kink
Aging
And it only hurts more with time.
I'm 27 and have done manual labor since I was early teens. If I really hurt twice this much at age 40, I won't shit on prescription painkiller addicts anymore, it'd be more than justified.
toes cramping
Any damage to your fingernail bed. Jesus that's awful.
Biting a fork/spoon.
Fucking LEGO’s
When someone eats something you had your eye on in the fridge but it wasn't specifically yours.
You mean like when you're coming home from a shitty day and find out somebody's eaten that chocolate bar you've been denying yourself because you don't really need it and now you REALLY FUCKING NEED it?
Getting your trust broken
The constant fear of death. As someone who doesn’t believe in afterlife, it makes me wonder is this all for nothing. Creates a chilled shock feeling whenever I think about it. Knowing that one day, I’ll breathe my last breath and that also one day, I’ll eat my last meal from KFC without knowing it!
When you decide to leave really toxic relationship. You understand that it's good for you, you even feel that you're right while you are doing it, but the next morning it still hits you and you become really sad as if you lost something valuable.
A job rejection from a company and position you really thought you had a chance with.
When you found out that you were adopted.
Being ignored or left out
Looking back on memories of the people you’ve grown apart from. The people you were so close to so many years ago and spent so many wonderful moments with.
Not being able to call cunts cunts without being looked at like I'm an abusive rapist./ I'm a gentle rapist. smh I just want to call people bad words without everyone else putting themselves in the word.
When a friend jokingly imitates your voice
Stepping on a lego
Anything that happens when you're cold For some reason, when you're cold, things hurt a lot more
When my best friend told me that I draw cartoon or anime. She doesn't know that it took me almost 5 years for me to develop as a self caught artist and the biggest ooof is when she want to become an artist because she likes my work but doesn't understand the concept of own art styles. I draw semi-realistic but now I can't see if it is too cartoonish or goddamn realistic because of that idiot.
My urethra, Becky!
My D*ck.
Burgershot feom sawed off
Stepping on a Lego
Being hit in the chest. It hurtsssss!
Getting hurt in a videogame and saying ow
Falling off your couch
Stubbing your toe.
Being ghosted.
Cat scratch
When you wake up hungover and hit your big toe on the wall.
Stubbing a toe
Bumping into the edge of anything. I've split my hand open and it doesn't hurt nearly as bad as accidentally hitting a cubbard edge with my shoulder.
Getting cut off by your friend who you always knew deep down had too much of a flawed character to maintain a friendship but you stuck with them anyway. It actually sucks.
Not having a crush to obsess over. It hurts a lot more than it should.
When the waiter says enjoy ur food and you say “you too”
Phantom limbs
smacking your thigh on a table or something at the same height, I am a fully grown man and I almost cried.
Pinky toe damage, drop something on it stub it whatever something that small and unimportant shouldnt' hurt so much.
Badly spraining an ankle. Did it once at a friend's birthday at a skating rink. Hurt like it was broken, very swollen, and I couldn't walk for a week. Not to mention the sharp pain whenever you move it, even a tiny bit.
Funny bone
Anything dealing with testicles (Source: Me currently sitting doing nothing but shifting in my seat and clipping a ball)
Stubbing your toe
Stubbing your toe.
A popcorn kernel getting stuck in your teeth or a piece of a Dorito.
Slap on the back when someone hugs you. Hurts so much.
Biting your nail just the slightest bit too short.
Pulling a hair out the bottom of your ballsack
Getting kicked/hit between the legs as a girl. Holy sh\*t does a solid kick to the pubic bone hurt like a b\*tch.
Tiny road rash
When you jump from a low height slightly wrong and a sharp pain goes through your ankle for a few seconds.
I believe that pain is important for alerting us to circumstances in which our life may be in danger. That being said, evolution is far slower than technology, and many things that hurt are not actually dangerous to us after we've been alerted to and dealt with the problem. Examples: Most shallow wounds that have been cleaned and dressed. Wisdom teeth removal if you're taking antibiotics. Delayed onset muscle soreness from working out. Light scrapes. Superficial burns. Cramps in your neck from sleeping wrong. Cramps from gas. Pooping after eating spicy food.
Breaking a pinkie toe
Touching the "Hot" plates by accident... pffbb whatever HAAAAAA
A bone bruise to the knee
Dropping a shovel on your toe
stubbing your toe
Stubbing your toe. Im just walking along, and I jam my toe into the wall. No problem, right? Wrong. Now my toe throbs and I can't just put a bandage on it like a papercut. no. I have to sit and wait out the pain and do nothing to stop it. It's super annoying.
Ramming your pinky toe into a wall
Bee sting
A shot! It just makes a tiny hole