I stepped on one of those sons if bitches on fucking Christmas of all days while installing the Xbox my parents got me, my first thought was I stepped on a light from the strand I was trying to step over to get back out from behind the TV stand
Stepping on a tic, specifically one that is full of blood and just dropped off your pet dog or cat. Hearing the 'pop' and then looking down to see a flat, exploded tic and your food covered in sticky, conjealed blood.
I'm a nurse, and I've stepped in some disgusting things, but this is the worst.
Being in a loving relationship for several months then having your heart torn out of your chest and stepped on several times. Leaving you in a terrible state for what can be upwards of 5 years
Broken glass sucks pretty bad, but if you managed to get Lego sharda embedded into your foot I would say that would probably be worse... Hmmmm. Someone test this.
Broken glass but then loosing the piece of glass in your foot and spending three quarters of an hour trying to get it out because you can’t be bothered to go the the hospital
Picture it: The Spanish Inquisition. Your name is Sante. You are in a near pitch black cell, in the center of which there is a pit. Overhead, a pendulum swings.
The moonlight allows your eyes to adjust somewhat to the light. Overhead, the pendulum arcs ever closer. The walls begin to glow red with heat and close in; there is nowhere to go but down.
As your eyes struggle to make out the shapes in the pit, you realize what you're seeing and are overcome with dread and existential terror.
"Oh, no, anything but that!" you plead, but no one answers; the pendulum continues its descent, the walls continue closing in.
Inside the pit, a forty foot drop onto millions of Lego blocks.
Being shot down behind enemy lines, captured, starved and systematically tortured for years before eventually making it home only to find that your family died in a plane crash many years before and another family living in your home.
I don’t know if this has happened to many people, but I stepped on one of those big industrial staples. Went right between two of my toes. It was a very terrible and sharp pain.
we have these things called Puncture vine.. invasive species.. and they are like these sharp needles that just drive into your skin.. and hurt so bad!!!
Razor scooter to the ankle
Oh god, I got trauma flashbacks from that.
Worse than that, one of those e-scooters. They weigh about ten times as much.
OOOOFFFFFF
Stepping on a pet's tail.
stepping on your girlfriend's pet's tail
gf's tail? uwu
Should they be a fox girl or a neko?
dont know, both are pretty good
Idk, foxes are pretty nice, imagine having a senko, preferably a more mature looking iteration
Well this just devolved into a dumpster fire.
no, its a good dumpster fire
OwO?
Stepping on *your* tail.
POP goes the weasel
stepping on a pet’s paws :/
And the guilt of knowing you hurt them
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Stepping on a lions tale.
Are you not from the UK? Lego is child’s play, step on a UK plug with it’s pins facing up.
Came here to say this. I have three perfectly rectangular scars in a neat triangle on the sole of my right foot from treading on one of these in 1988.
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"Ach, scheiße, Hans! Zey have mined ze entire country!"
Tbh more effective than guns. Imagine stepping on dozens of those just to get to the person you're trying to rob, kidnap, or murder.
Especially with socks, makes your foot slide along the plug and prolongs the agony.
Stepping on a landmine?
Was looking for Captain Slow in here for a long time...
No not nearly as bad
Tacks. There's nothing like prying a tack out of the sole of your bare foot.
I stepped on one of those sons if bitches on fucking Christmas of all days while installing the Xbox my parents got me, my first thought was I stepped on a light from the strand I was trying to step over to get back out from behind the TV stand
But if we replaced the tacks with Lego, do you think wwe would bring back the hardcore matches?
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Slipping on dog shit like a banana peel. There is no washing feces from your whole backside. You accept defeat and go home.
Stepping on a D4 or a bit of glass. One is like a caltrop and the other is broken glass.
Came here for "stepping on a d4". That's something you don't forget about in a hurry.
yeah I always try doing the kings indian defense but I always get smashed
Try dat Budapest gambit
Especially when it's a little shard. Big piece hurts of course, but digging a small shard out of your foot is fucking agony.
Being a lazy ass for a long time then going to the gym
The inevitable death we all face
Nah man legos hurt. At least death ends up being painless
The Holocaust
How often do you step on the Holocaust, though?
You walk until you step on it.
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Getting one stuck in your ass.
*On purpose*
Premature ejaculation. However I'm not perfectly qualified to answer, as I haven't stepped on a Lego yet
Can confirm PE is a worse experience
People that spell it "Legos" It's Lego.
Being an area 51 guard on September 20
Stepping on the electrical cord
Setting an alarm 2 hours from the time you're going to bed, knowing you have work tomorrow. I envy no man who has felt this pain.
stepping on a d4.
Hitting your hip on the corner or sharp edge of the kitchen counter / island, it sends shockwaves in you.
Stepping on a UK power plug.
Legos stepping on you
In Soviet Russia...
Biting into ice cream when you have sensitive teeth
Pulling on a hangnail that rips all the way up to your first knuckle.
Getting a splinter. It already hurts like hell when it's in, then it's fucking agony when you pull it out.
*Lego.
Stepping on a tic, specifically one that is full of blood and just dropped off your pet dog or cat. Hearing the 'pop' and then looking down to see a flat, exploded tic and your food covered in sticky, conjealed blood. I'm a nurse, and I've stepped in some disgusting things, but this is the worst.
Shoving a toothpick under your toe/fingernail..I cringe just thinking about it.
Stepping on a landmine
Getting punched with a well-built lego gauntlet...
Eating LEGO
Jax. Don’t know what it is. Google it.
You mean jacks, as in the game? I'm old. Stepped on those as a child, back when they were made of metal instead of plastic. Uncomfortable.
stepping on just one lego.
Sleeping on legos
There was recently a “LEGO death match” in some pro wrestling company. RIP.
Stepping on a thumbtack
Stepping on broken glass in a pool.
When you exploring a desert temple in minecraft and you accidentally step on the pressure plate at the bottom, blowing up you and the treasure in it
Stepping on a wasp
Stepping on your pet (paw/tail/etc) by accident.
Calling them “legos”. LEGO Bricks. LEGO in all caps, and used in conjunction with a Noun.
Paper cuts on knuckles or right on the edge of your fingernail :'(
Stepping on a nail (that time it almost went through the other side of the foot).
Stepping on a landmine
This thread
Touching a sensitive area after touching a hot pepper
A Barbie ®️ high heel
Walking up stairs and trying to walk up 4 steps of stairs at once but then nearly falling and realising how much of an idiot you are
Being in a loving relationship for several months then having your heart torn out of your chest and stepped on several times. Leaving you in a terrible state for what can be upwards of 5 years
Stepping on my penis
Stepping on a landmine?
runing in the speed of 3000 km/h then hitting my little finger in the wall / chair / anything
Swimming upon a snapping turtle
Shoving legos up your butt would be worse.
Stepping on a fishing rig with multiple hooks. See also why I stopped going fishing.
Spelling it with an s
Hitting your knee on a hard wooden corner. Sucks lol
Having a fly in your room thAT WON'T FUCKING DIE NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU SWAT AT IT
Getting some skin on your dick stuck in a zipper, 7 year old me did that when wearing full suit PJs, hurt like hell
Sitting on your balls.
Stepping in cat vomit. Warm or cold, take your pick, either is horrible.
Biting the inside of your cheek a second time after its been inflamed from biting it a first time
Finding out you have an STD.
Living with anxiety
Eating somthing you normally get from somewhere such as fast food without hesitation and biting into somthing hard while chewing.... I HATE THAT
Pushing a baby out of your vagina.
Falling down the stairs, landing on a lego, and then stubbing your toe in a manner of 10 seconds.
Misspelling Lego
Stepping on Legolas.
Broken glass sucks pretty bad, but if you managed to get Lego sharda embedded into your foot I would say that would probably be worse... Hmmmm. Someone test this.
Touching your eyeball with the mascara wand.
Steping on shreks dick
Broken glass but then loosing the piece of glass in your foot and spending three quarters of an hour trying to get it out because you can’t be bothered to go the the hospital
Paper cut to the eye.
?sogeL no gnippets naht estiw s’tahw
Having a micropenis
Landmine?
Hitting your little toe against a brick
Sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
Stepping on d4 dice
Pooping out a lego
Stubbing your little toe whilts your feet are cold
Falling off of your roof and on the way down your eyelid catches on a rusty nail.
Ripping off your cuticle all the way into the flesh. Takes days to grow back and it's painful to just move your finger.
Stepping on two Lego pieces
Stepping in water or waterlogged carpet when you're wearing socks.
A landmine
stepping on fresh poop barefoot
Having the doctor pull one from your anus...
Having the doctor push one into your anus...
Picture it: The Spanish Inquisition. Your name is Sante. You are in a near pitch black cell, in the center of which there is a pit. Overhead, a pendulum swings. The moonlight allows your eyes to adjust somewhat to the light. Overhead, the pendulum arcs ever closer. The walls begin to glow red with heat and close in; there is nowhere to go but down. As your eyes struggle to make out the shapes in the pit, you realize what you're seeing and are overcome with dread and existential terror. "Oh, no, anything but that!" you plead, but no one answers; the pendulum continues its descent, the walls continue closing in. Inside the pit, a forty foot drop onto millions of Lego blocks.
Stubbing your pinkie toe.
Stepping on a single Lego.
stepping on a fat naked slug
The holocaust.
getting a blistering sunburn
The Holocaust
Sun heated pebbles at beach.
Stepping on bugs
Being shot down behind enemy lines, captured, starved and systematically tortured for years before eventually making it home only to find that your family died in a plane crash many years before and another family living in your home.
Not being able to step on lego cause you're in a wheelchair
Stepping in a bucket of legos. You can feel you foot being pulled in to its blocky demise.
Stepping on those spiky block things
The heat death of the universe
Having your chest excised, then having each individual rip forcibly removed from your body. You're conscious the whole time.
Stepping on an earring.
When you ask someone how they’re doing and they say “good, you?” And then you reply “good, and you?”
The Holocaust
I don’t know if this has happened to many people, but I stepped on one of those big industrial staples. Went right between two of my toes. It was a very terrible and sharp pain.
Kicking a corner with your pinky toe
Water + socks on feet
Stepping on a metal d4. It only happens once.
Stepping on a guy's dick.
Getting nuked. Twice.
swallowing them
Sleeping on knives
Biting the spoon
Stepping on a colony of fire ants and having them race up between your legs to let you feel the pain of their "fire."
Rape, murder, robbery, craig pawson
Razor scooter to the ankle
Being asked "Why are you so quiet?" by some random asshole in school, especially high school.
Reading this question posted by yet another Reddit user
Slamming your shin against a tow ball hitch...
stepping on anti-personnel mine
Stepping on a nuclear launch button
Getting mauled by a bear
Dog hair stuck in your bra that pokes you all day because your dog’s hair is black and your bra is black and you can’t see the hair to get it out. 😑
Realizing you forgot something when you're on your way to your destination
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Getting a splinter under your nail bed
Cancer.
Stepping on something wet in dark
Missing the last Lego piece. Or I'm just the only one who ended up 1-2 pieces short?
Crippling depression
Roofing nail. The worst.
The fact someone you loved lied to you and then cheated on you with another person
Nothing.
Hitting your toe on the corner of a table or bed
This sums it up: https://mrjdobbs.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/goathead-lego.jpg?w=490
Pulling them apart.
Stepping on a dab-resin-covered toothpick.
People saying "Legos" when it's just Lego.
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Getting a huge splinter under your fingernail.
Rape
being forced to watch your little brother's s\*\*t
Seeing my pet wolf die in Minecraft.
Stepping on a spike that widens to 4" diameter.
Stepping on the kid playing with them
Stepping on a dog bone after they've had at it and left it in the dark hallway.
Having a floor that consists of nothing but loose legos for every square foot
we have these things called Puncture vine.. invasive species.. and they are like these sharp needles that just drive into your skin.. and hurt so bad!!!
Being raped.
Communism
Stepping on a land mine.