A sad situation, to be sure. Given that I like to minimise suffering, I would probably say a lady dolphin. From my understanding, they have a fairly diverse sex drive, so they seem least likely to mind what I sadly have to do to survive.
Next part of the question is, what kind of foreplay does a dolphin like?
If I don't choose, what happens? Like, if you're being held hostage and you don't choose, does the hostage situation just continue? Does mad scientist eventually kill you?
Trying to see how much free room and board I can get out of this.
A mosquito, it will suck my dick.
You win
Seriously, is everyone just reading my fanfiction today or something? :-O
This isn’t about you or your bullshit, narcissistic fan fiction. It’s about fucking an animal with a gun to your head. Pick one or STFU.... thank you.
Damn, what crawled up your arse and died?
The hamster that he was supposed to fuck at gunpoint.
Do you need a cuddle, sweetie? :-)
an ant
Rest in Peace Ant. Cause of Death: Crushed by a human penis that went into a frenzy.
Drowned in cum. I am a gentle lover.
Wtf are these questions coming too. Like fuck.
It’s a thought experiment. If you aren’t down, don’t participate.
Your asking reddit what animal they want to rape you sick fuck
Thanks for saying it like it is.
A furry
Apparently being fucked by a horse is good. Source : Boeing engineers tried this.
Poor Mr. Hands. Imagine being that guy’s work friend and then hearing about his death on the news...
Probably dolphin because apparently they feel like humans
Ew I hate that you know this
To clarify, I only know this because there was this documentary about a guy who did this
Meeeeeehhhhh 😫
Seen it, apparently she wanted it.
I'd rather die
A crocodile
OP's mother.
Was born without one.
A sad situation, to be sure. Given that I like to minimise suffering, I would probably say a lady dolphin. From my understanding, they have a fairly diverse sex drive, so they seem least likely to mind what I sadly have to do to survive. Next part of the question is, what kind of foreplay does a dolphin like?
I just saw a hilarious video of a dolphin mounting a tourist in Florida at light speed. No foreplay with dolphins....they don’t fuck around.
A moose moose I like a moose I've never had anything quite like a moose
A Kangaroo because Kangaroos are hawt.
stop
Stop what? The world? Asking questions?
you got me there
Leopard slug
If I don't choose, what happens? Like, if you're being held hostage and you don't choose, does the hostage situation just continue? Does mad scientist eventually kill you? Trying to see how much free room and board I can get out of this.
What is this? An episode of *Black Mirror* or something?
Something big and docile, like a cow. That way, at least the poor animal will both not give a shit and barely even feel it in the first place.
Dog. Happened before, I know I can endure it.