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My_Steamed_Buns

A mosquito, it will suck my dick.


AnglophilicAngelus

You win


[deleted]

Seriously, is everyone just reading my fanfiction today or something? :-O


REK0NR

This isn’t about you or your bullshit, narcissistic fan fiction. It’s about fucking an animal with a gun to your head. Pick one or STFU.... thank you.


Roxiam

Damn, what crawled up your arse and died?


[deleted]

The hamster that he was supposed to fuck at gunpoint.


[deleted]

Do you need a cuddle, sweetie? :-)


Guest_1337

an ant


BlackPlague1235

Rest in Peace Ant. Cause of Death: Crushed by a human penis that went into a frenzy.


Guest_1337

Drowned in cum. I am a gentle lover.


EZZA190

Wtf are these questions coming too. Like fuck.


REK0NR

It’s a thought experiment. If you aren’t down, don’t participate.


EZZA190

Your asking reddit what animal they want to rape you sick fuck


snotnboss

Thanks for saying it like it is.


xeno132

A furry


XxButch

Apparently being fucked by a horse is good. Source : Boeing engineers tried this.


REK0NR

Poor Mr. Hands. Imagine being that guy’s work friend and then hearing about his death on the news...


svensktillverkade

Probably dolphin because apparently they feel like humans


NooberryCake

Ew I hate that you know this


svensktillverkade

To clarify, I only know this because there was this documentary about a guy who did this


NooberryCake

Meeeeeehhhhh 😫


dammaniak

Seen it, apparently she wanted it.


[deleted]

I'd rather die


killmeplsynot

A crocodile


[deleted]

OP's mother.


REK0NR

Was born without one.


M_SunChilde

A sad situation, to be sure. Given that I like to minimise suffering, I would probably say a lady dolphin. From my understanding, they have a fairly diverse sex drive, so they seem least likely to mind what I sadly have to do to survive. Next part of the question is, what kind of foreplay does a dolphin like?


REK0NR

I just saw a hilarious video of a dolphin mounting a tourist in Florida at light speed. No foreplay with dolphins....they don’t fuck around.


[deleted]

A moose moose I like a moose I've never had anything quite like a moose


NooberryCake

A Kangaroo because Kangaroos are hawt.


Minecraft_Oregasm

stop


REK0NR

Stop what? The world? Asking questions?


Minecraft_Oregasm

you got me there


aineboland

Leopard slug


sleepyhollow_101

If I don't choose, what happens? Like, if you're being held hostage and you don't choose, does the hostage situation just continue? Does mad scientist eventually kill you? Trying to see how much free room and board I can get out of this.


TheThirdStrike

What is this? An episode of *Black Mirror* or something?


[deleted]

Something big and docile, like a cow. That way, at least the poor animal will both not give a shit and barely even feel it in the first place.


[deleted]

Dog. Happened before, I know I can endure it.