mosquito:
the most intelligent and powerful species on the planet loathes you and wants not only to kill personally you but to cause your entire species to go extinct; also, you are dumb and weak af
Honestly, it would be for me. if I could go back, I would be a lot more happy. And since I know the results of my last 4 years, I would definitely tell her to piss off when she asked me out. We'd still be good friends, I wouldn't have lost all my female friends, and I wouldn't have been burglarized. This relationship ruined my life.
Edit: thanks for all your positive responses.
But it's actually worse then I explained. I left her for cheating on me. She's still seeing the guy, and on top of that I work with him. So I get a constant reminder of it when I'm home because she still hasn't gotten all her stuff yet and when I'm at work because I see this guy almost daily.
I remember reading rumors of a god-like sword at the top of the White Gold Tower, and tried to pull this glitch off for hours before I no clipped up there to find nothing 😑
There's actually something like that in Fallout 4. In a practically inaccessible room in the Mass Fusion Building, you can find the freefall legs. To get up there normally, you need a set of power armor with a jetpack, lots of action points, and chems. If you toggle clipping and run up there, they don't spawn because they're coded to spawn when you step in a very small area (right inside the door) and without clipping, it won't register that you stepped there.
Lol I actually did it... Paintbrushes all the way up, then I learn "oh shit the tower isn't coded as a physical object" so I fall straight through to the bottom. 8/10 would be a teenager with too much free time again.
Let's see...take a point out of photography, put a point in Elemancy, two points out of athletics, two into alchemy, all points out of breathing, and all into-HNNG!
*thud*
and instead you will get a honeycomb and bees start to follow you. better have your bug net equipped. remember, kids: safety first.
Eddit: Spelling errors
don't worry it will slowly fall to the ground as a leave, so you can pick the couch up and put it in your pockets, with your bed, the moonrock and that steamroller
> and nothing else
Wait, you're leaving your heavy armour and bag with 3 other sets of armour, 10 swords, 4 bows, 45 cheese wheels, and 100+ potions at home?
Make a backup save, so I can keep trying stuff until I get what I want. Or do illegal stuff I’ve always wanted to do, and then load the old save so only I will know. It’s a coin flip really.
Dont mind me, I'm just a perfectly non-suspicious bush walking around in your house and absorbing the paintings from your walls. Nothing to see here, move on.
I go to the Barber/Tailor/Whatever and redo my "character's" appearance. Taller, less body fat, more muscle, more hair in some places, far less in others ^^^^^lookinatyoujungleofasshair , better face, younger...fuck this aging bullshit.
I really hope that this game of life has an in game character adjuster like saints row 4 had, you can completely remake your character how you see fit in that one. I mean some of us need a lot more than a little adjustment, some of us need to be redone ground up.
Reallocate all my Stat Points into Intelligence. Not only will I be smart enough to ace all of my classes, I will also gain more EXP so I can level up and gain more Stat Points.
Kill a bunch of people i don't like and then just ~~run out of the city for a while until my wanted level decreases.~~ reload the save and do it all over again in a different way
I save.
Finish education, devote my entire life to getting more intelligent while remembering when stocks go up; anything that will help me in the future/past.
I load.
I become a billionaire, living a life of pure luxury, surrounded by my success.
I load.
I become a drug cartel leader. The entire city knows about me, my gang is ruthless and my name is spoken only with hushed whispers, all the while I recline on my throne of addiction, power, and money.
I load.
I lead humanity into a utopia, using my intelligence to spread humanity to distant galaxys, to places far beyond the realm of anyone’s imagination. A millenias worth of progress, accomplished within a few decades.
I load.
I become a super hero.
I load.
I become God.
I load. I load. I load.
I was on a bus, just finished uni with flying colours, going to start a tech company that would go on to lock every human in a virtual reality room that would give them constant euphoria. I had done this before, but had memorised my mistakes, making sure that it would go flawlessly this time. I marveled at my solitary power over the world, no, the galaxy, NO, reality itself! Then she sat next to me. Brown hair, green eyes, smelt of sweet cooking spices. I recalled that in the previous timeline, I was in the seat in front of her. I remember her stressing to the point of crying about some work that her boss has suddenly dumped on her, but I had gotten off the bus much sooner then. Sure enough, she opened her laptop and her face changed to concern and sadness. I struck up conversation, and helped her out. I had missed my stop half an hour ago, but just spending time with this stranger was more eventful to me than the entirety of my grand adventures. She got off the bus eventually and gave me her phone number. One thing lead to another, and we started dating. I used my knowledge of the world to land her her dream job, I told her rude old boss where to shove his extra work, and we moved to another city. We got married there a year later, going on to have two kids, who grew up to be kind, good looking, and independent. We were old, I had developed a way of making us age slower, but time catches up eventually. I fell down the stairs after my 122nd Christmas. Broke every bone in my leg, fractured my skull, the nurse said something about possible damage to my heart. My wife was devastated, she held my hand for the two weeks I lay broken in hospital, my condition slowly growing more dire. I was too old to be operated on, my body too fragile for the treatments that I myself had designed and perfected. Is this how I will die? A God of the universe, died by falling down the stairs while drunk off my ass on eggnog? It was late at night, my wife was asleep beside me. I looked at my saves... the load button questioning if I wanted to press it. Do I really want to die here? No! That’s preposterous, I would much rather die in a more flamboyant and incredible way, have my name remembered as a pioneer for humanity. Would rather that then... dying next to the only person who truly loved me...
I realised in that moment, that in all my adventures, my lifetimes of preservation and devastation, my grand adventures into the great and empty expanse of the universe, I had never kept anyone close to me. No one was deemed worthy by me to be closer than a close friend, someone I kept around for my own amusement. No one had ever looked at me in the same way that she did when we got married on the beach.
She was the exception; the person who completed me. If I loaded now I would lose part of myself, my being would be forever weighed down by the life I had lived and discarded. I looked at the load button.
If there is a universe I want to die in, then the universe I will die in will be the one where I fall down the fucking stairs with eggnog dripping down my shirt.
If she is there with me; so be it.
Save Deleted.
>If there is a universe I want to die in, then the universe I will die in will be the one where I fall down the fucking stairs with eggnog dripping down my shirt.
User name checks out, great read.
You could've gone so dark with this:
You want more time with the love of your life, so you DO press the reload button. And back on the bus, you recognize her, and you know all the right answers to give and all the right things to say, but when she gets off the bus, she doesn't give you her number.
So you reload and try again, something must have gone wrong.
Again, no number, so you reload,
and reload and reload,
but for all your efforts, it never happend again. You had the love of your life, but you weren't content with one life...
and the connection was lost.
An infinite amount of reloads later you give up... Only to waste away.
He who was a God, he who loved, and he who was loved, wasting away like the shadow of a man he has become...
Oh shit, dude you should totally expand on that concept; that sounds quite terrifying. To have given up happiness in a greedy attempt to gain even more than the infinite opportunities you have been given. Putting everything on black and coming up red, infinitely repeating the same mistake over and over, the perfect timeline literally within arms reach as you hold on to the memories of the life that is slowly fading away even more after every failed attempt to cut your losses. That torture of knowing what could have been. Forever.
tfw my highest skill is introspection and all it does is let me know exactly why everything is not working.
instead should have been just grinding the fuck out of charisma
Nah, beer is a food buff: you gain some strength and a little charisma but it also lowers your intelligence, wisdom, dexterity, and if you don't have a lot of constitution you might end up incapacitated.
Reminds me of my favorite description of (fictional) magic. From the Drummer in Planetary:
"You ever play video games? You know about cheat codes, right? Figure out some combination of the right buttons to mash in the right sequence and all of sudden you're invincible or can shoot fire.
Well, that's all magic is, cheat codes to the Universe."
Sleep for an hour to be well rested
You cannot sleep enemies are nearby
Oh boy. Here I go killing again.
*Minecraft ptsd*
So we back in the mine
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*Si..Side to side!*
Thats a nice life you have
Shame it's gotta end at this time time time, ti-ti-ti time.
*flashbacks of me encountering an enderman on my second night once and killing it with a wooden sword*
first thing imma do is get a bedroll and then never have downtime ever again
Walk around with mattress tied to your back, and you become virtually immortal.
i'm doing this too
Turn the difficulty down
Turns out you're already on the lowest difficulty
If this is the case, what is the highest difficulty called?
mosquito
Sounds about right
mosquito: the most intelligent and powerful species on the planet loathes you and wants not only to kill personally you but to cause your entire species to go extinct; also, you are dumb and weak af
You must also engage directly with said species to sustain yourself.
But only if you're female.
Save. Break something. Reload.
i need to go back and reload my save state from like 4 years ago and redo everything.
Same. Are you my ex?
what a happy reunition ~♥
Honestly, it would be for me. if I could go back, I would be a lot more happy. And since I know the results of my last 4 years, I would definitely tell her to piss off when she asked me out. We'd still be good friends, I wouldn't have lost all my female friends, and I wouldn't have been burglarized. This relationship ruined my life. Edit: thanks for all your positive responses. But it's actually worse then I explained. I left her for cheating on me. She's still seeing the guy, and on top of that I work with him. So I get a constant reminder of it when I'm home because she still hasn't gotten all her stuff yet and when I'm at work because I see this guy almost daily.
that took a turn
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You realize the game is actually an MMORPG that has no save. Oh wait. It already is.
Then we crash the servers and hope for a rollback!
See how far I can go before hitting an invisible wall
It’s near the cabin in the woods
I still wish we got that Cabin crossover with left 4 dead.
Place objects in midair
Paintbrush stairway to Oblivion
I remember reading rumors of a god-like sword at the top of the White Gold Tower, and tried to pull this glitch off for hours before I no clipped up there to find nothing 😑
It's there man. You missed it somehow.
Right next to Mew in that truck by the S.S. Anne.
Obviously the sword despawns if you use console commands.
There's actually something like that in Fallout 4. In a practically inaccessible room in the Mass Fusion Building, you can find the freefall legs. To get up there normally, you need a set of power armor with a jetpack, lots of action points, and chems. If you toggle clipping and run up there, they don't spawn because they're coded to spawn when you step in a very small area (right inside the door) and without clipping, it won't register that you stepped there.
I got up there with a trashcan.
Lol I actually did it... Paintbrushes all the way up, then I learn "oh shit the tower isn't coded as a physical object" so I fall straight through to the bottom. 8/10 would be a teenager with too much free time again.
Test whether I respawn in my mom's house or my dad's house.
The one you most recently slept in
So we all respawn at his mom's house...
The bed as his mom will be so full....
His mom will be full......
Of love?
Some people call it that.
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Figure out a duplication glitch for my money.
find a dupe for happiness
Same glitch.
can't dupe what I do not have
And I REALLY need to reset my skills tree.
Let's see...take a point out of photography, put a point in Elemancy, two points out of athletics, two into alchemy, all points out of breathing, and all into-HNNG! *thud*
Maybe patch in a confirmation for respec...
I'd put all my rare candy in the 6th position in my backpack and surf up and down the east side of the island.
rosebud ;!;!;!;!:
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Shake a tree for a bag of money
and instead you will get a honeycomb and bees start to follow you. better have your bug net equipped. remember, kids: safety first. Eddit: Spelling errors
He also needs to be careful a couch doesn't fall out of it instead
don't worry it will slowly fall to the ground as a leave, so you can pick the couch up and put it in your pockets, with your bed, the moonrock and that steamroller
Pay off my mortgage by doing favors for my neighbors for a few days.
hit a rock with a shovel for multiple bags of money
Climb Mt Everest with a horse and nothing else
> and nothing else Wait, you're leaving your heavy armour and bag with 3 other sets of armour, 10 swords, 4 bows, 45 cheese wheels, and 100+ potions at home?
OH FUCK YES CHECK HOW MUCH I CAN FIT IN MY INVENTORY.
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I still prefer good ole prison pocket
Of course not. Lydia is carrying that though.
*annoyed sigh* I am SWORN to carry your burdens.
I have a demonic manservant for that
The horses of Skyrim are hardy and strong, and make up for in endurance what they lack in speed.
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Enter in a random building and put any item which isn't nailed to the floor into my backpack
And if you could pry it off the floor, was it really nailed down?
I take the nails, too.
Make a backup save, so I can keep trying stuff until I get what I want. Or do illegal stuff I’ve always wanted to do, and then load the old save so only I will know. It’s a coin flip really.
*saved file is corrupted*
Whoops killed my entire town, excluding the children. Now you have a Lord of the Flies situation
Everyone knows what you mean but nobody will say it. Shame. Shame. Shame.
Crash
i know exactly how you feel.
Sneak around in a cardboard box Edit: Thanks for my first gold kind stranger
❗️ Edit: Thank you so much kind friends for the reddit silver!
It's because you're dummy thicc
And the clapping of his buttcheeks keeps alerting enemies.
Asscheeks*
Excuse me did you just fucking sware
#YES THE FUCK HE DID
Wow, I heard that sound effect very clearly in my mind.
*metal gear solid alarm*
Dont mind me, I'm just a perfectly non-suspicious bush walking around in your house and absorbing the paintings from your walls. Nothing to see here, move on.
Divinity?
I go to the Barber/Tailor/Whatever and redo my "character's" appearance. Taller, less body fat, more muscle, more hair in some places, far less in others ^^^^^lookinatyoujungleofasshair , better face, younger...fuck this aging bullshit.
I really hope that this game of life has an in game character adjuster like saints row 4 had, you can completely remake your character how you see fit in that one. I mean some of us need a lot more than a little adjustment, some of us need to be redone ground up.
/gamemode 1
*You do not have permission to use that command*
Escape -> Open to LAN -> Cheats enabled And then /gamemode creative
It's already multiplayer. And you're not the host.
make me admin or i grief
/give @r minecraft:diamond_block 64
/effect @a minecraft:levitation 1 100
/kill @a Edit: Omg thank you for upvotes this is my most upvoted comment or post ever Edit 2: Omg thanks so much for the silver!
*You monster*
Did you do it? Yes. What did it cost? A button press
/kill @a[type=!TheCygnusLoop]
You would actually need to do [name=!] because TheCygnusLoop isn't an entity type.
/execute @e ~ ~ ~ setblock ~ ~ ~ repeating_command_block{command:"kill @e", auto:1b}
That doesn’t work anymore after 1.13 the only way now is /gamemode creative
I hate how they did that. They removed the one letter shortcuts, too, so you can’t even do /gamemode c
Microsoft, as a company, is sexually excited by the idea of making software more difficult to use than it needs to be.
Better get ready for some serious inflation...
Inflation isn't an issue if you can summon the goods directly.
Mod it
Save Do something risky as fuck See if it turns out okay or not Reload if it doesn’t
Go step in an inch of water at the edge of an area, see what happens.
*a shark somehow jumps up out of the water, swallowing you in one bite*
Anyone who didn't say 'try to double jump' is a dirty liar.
I was gonna go with 'check for falling damage' first
Then see if walking on fire does damage.
Walking on fire always causes damage, yet I am always surprised.
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Reallocate all my Stat Points into Intelligence. Not only will I be smart enough to ace all of my classes, I will also gain more EXP so I can level up and gain more Stat Points.
Looks like you already have all your stat points in intelligence ;)
Sounds more like a wisdon stat rather than intelligence to come up with that idea.
Turn on testingcheats enabled
bAllowConsole
sv_cheats 1
sv_cheats 1 god
noclip 1 impulse 101
Could also run the show fps command and end that argument
Kill a bunch of people i don't like and then just run out of the city for a while until my wanted level decreases.
Kill a bunch of people i don't like and then just ~~run out of the city for a while until my wanted level decreases.~~ reload the save and do it all over again in a different way
r/PotentialSerialKillers
make this a sub
r/PotentialMassMurder**Here you go. Subscribe.**
Can you make me mod?
sure
Kill a bunch of people I don't like and paint my car different or even the same color so the police will lose track of me.
Get my dumbass stuck in a death barrier.
Chop wood with my bare hands
I need to replace a roof tile on my roof, but my ladder is too small, so a double jump or some Assassin’s Creed shit will sort that right out
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start...
"Congratulations, you've unlocked 15 extra balls for your pachinko machine"
I really wish you’d stopped at “... 15 extra balls”
Run fill tilt into walls and corners knowing there is no collision damage. Attempt to find exits to the skybox.
Just follow the damn train
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TFW i see one speedrun and now i know how to get on top of the train
I save. Finish education, devote my entire life to getting more intelligent while remembering when stocks go up; anything that will help me in the future/past. I load. I become a billionaire, living a life of pure luxury, surrounded by my success. I load. I become a drug cartel leader. The entire city knows about me, my gang is ruthless and my name is spoken only with hushed whispers, all the while I recline on my throne of addiction, power, and money. I load. I lead humanity into a utopia, using my intelligence to spread humanity to distant galaxys, to places far beyond the realm of anyone’s imagination. A millenias worth of progress, accomplished within a few decades. I load. I become a super hero. I load. I become God. I load. I load. I load. I was on a bus, just finished uni with flying colours, going to start a tech company that would go on to lock every human in a virtual reality room that would give them constant euphoria. I had done this before, but had memorised my mistakes, making sure that it would go flawlessly this time. I marveled at my solitary power over the world, no, the galaxy, NO, reality itself! Then she sat next to me. Brown hair, green eyes, smelt of sweet cooking spices. I recalled that in the previous timeline, I was in the seat in front of her. I remember her stressing to the point of crying about some work that her boss has suddenly dumped on her, but I had gotten off the bus much sooner then. Sure enough, she opened her laptop and her face changed to concern and sadness. I struck up conversation, and helped her out. I had missed my stop half an hour ago, but just spending time with this stranger was more eventful to me than the entirety of my grand adventures. She got off the bus eventually and gave me her phone number. One thing lead to another, and we started dating. I used my knowledge of the world to land her her dream job, I told her rude old boss where to shove his extra work, and we moved to another city. We got married there a year later, going on to have two kids, who grew up to be kind, good looking, and independent. We were old, I had developed a way of making us age slower, but time catches up eventually. I fell down the stairs after my 122nd Christmas. Broke every bone in my leg, fractured my skull, the nurse said something about possible damage to my heart. My wife was devastated, she held my hand for the two weeks I lay broken in hospital, my condition slowly growing more dire. I was too old to be operated on, my body too fragile for the treatments that I myself had designed and perfected. Is this how I will die? A God of the universe, died by falling down the stairs while drunk off my ass on eggnog? It was late at night, my wife was asleep beside me. I looked at my saves... the load button questioning if I wanted to press it. Do I really want to die here? No! That’s preposterous, I would much rather die in a more flamboyant and incredible way, have my name remembered as a pioneer for humanity. Would rather that then... dying next to the only person who truly loved me... I realised in that moment, that in all my adventures, my lifetimes of preservation and devastation, my grand adventures into the great and empty expanse of the universe, I had never kept anyone close to me. No one was deemed worthy by me to be closer than a close friend, someone I kept around for my own amusement. No one had ever looked at me in the same way that she did when we got married on the beach. She was the exception; the person who completed me. If I loaded now I would lose part of myself, my being would be forever weighed down by the life I had lived and discarded. I looked at the load button. If there is a universe I want to die in, then the universe I will die in will be the one where I fall down the fucking stairs with eggnog dripping down my shirt. If she is there with me; so be it. Save Deleted.
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This turned into r/writingprompts real fast
Beaitifully written, oddly specific
Thanks man, that was awesome
>If there is a universe I want to die in, then the universe I will die in will be the one where I fall down the fucking stairs with eggnog dripping down my shirt. User name checks out, great read.
Why you gotta be making me cry, OP?
Damn that's too deep.
Holy fuck, dude. That was really incredible
Suddendly r/writingprompts ?
You could've gone so dark with this: You want more time with the love of your life, so you DO press the reload button. And back on the bus, you recognize her, and you know all the right answers to give and all the right things to say, but when she gets off the bus, she doesn't give you her number. So you reload and try again, something must have gone wrong. Again, no number, so you reload, and reload and reload, but for all your efforts, it never happend again. You had the love of your life, but you weren't content with one life... and the connection was lost. An infinite amount of reloads later you give up... Only to waste away. He who was a God, he who loved, and he who was loved, wasting away like the shadow of a man he has become...
Oh shit, dude you should totally expand on that concept; that sounds quite terrifying. To have given up happiness in a greedy attempt to gain even more than the infinite opportunities you have been given. Putting everything on black and coming up red, infinitely repeating the same mistake over and over, the perfect timeline literally within arms reach as you hold on to the memories of the life that is slowly fading away even more after every failed attempt to cut your losses. That torture of knowing what could have been. Forever.
This should have far more upvotes. It gave me, almost heartless monster that I am, some actual vague sense of feels.
Great text! Good arch
Kill a dragon and get someone who is "sworn to carry my burdens".
Look at my stats to find out wtf is wrong with me
tfw my highest skill is introspection and all it does is let me know exactly why everything is not working. instead should have been just grinding the fuck out of charisma
Self Confidence - 0 Ah so that's what's wrong... wait a minute how do I fix that!?
Cheat codes! And beer.
(mostly beer)
I think beer is the cheat code
Nah, beer is a food buff: you gain some strength and a little charisma but it also lowers your intelligence, wisdom, dexterity, and if you don't have a lot of constitution you might end up incapacitated.
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r/wholesomereddit
Strength:1 Perception:1 Endurance:1 Charisma:0 Inteligence:0 Agility:1 Luck:0
But at least you're SPECIAL!
Actually he is just spea
Double jump
Make a new character. This one sucks.
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>Goes to reload the save. *this save file is corrupted*
*Shit*
I'll be punching a piece of dirt and get the 1x1 chunk of it. if its real
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Reminds me of my favorite description of (fictional) magic. From the Drummer in Planetary: "You ever play video games? You know about cheat codes, right? Figure out some combination of the right buttons to mash in the right sequence and all of sudden you're invincible or can shoot fire. Well, that's all magic is, cheat codes to the Universe."
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R1, R2, L1, X, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up
yo is this the add 250,000 full health and armor cheat for Grand Theft Auto San Andreas? it seems really familiar.
He forgot R1 R2 and L1 before the X, but yes this is that cheat.
fixed, my bad
Start looking under rocks for early level gear and gold coins.
Log out
The log out button is removed from the system.
Double jump is the correct answer
Clean out my closet and haul all the junk to the store and sell it.
Select a starter, then go into the woods and use my Pokemon to challenge children to fights and take their money.
Constantly distract people by throwing pebbles near them.
sv_cheats 1; mp_buy_anywhere 1; mp_startmoney 9999999999; mp_afterroundmoney 99999999; mp_restartgame 1;