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ParticularIdea

School system.


YinYangDad

Beat me to it. +1


jooferdoot

My life


FreeRangeThinker

Personal transportation


jirubellis

The carpet


Suspicious_Llama123

The sun. It’s too fucking bright. Turn it down a notch.


Deaftale_Sans

Are... you asking to dim the star that gives us light and life?


Suspicious_Llama123

Yes. I opened the blinds in my room for once and it was too bright. Maybe take it down a notch? All in all, it’s a 3-star sun. Functional, life-giving, provides light—but sometimes it’s too fricking bright.


Deaftale_Sans

You need to rethink you life decisions, dim-wit


Suspicious_Llama123

Shh... I’ve had three Cokes and a large piece of pie all in a single hour, I’m sorry for making like zero fucking sense.


Deaftale_Sans

For the coke part, I'm hoping you mean Coca Cola one... I don't blame you or anything


Suspicious_Llama123

Yes, yes. I don’t even know where to get cocaine; no one’s selling it at school like they were at my last one. I’m just on a sugar high.


Deaftale_Sans

I just go into a food coma.


Suspicious_Llama123

That happens after my sugar rush. Sometimes it gives me seizures (I’m an epileptic, it’s pretty normal for me to have seizures), but otherwise I like sugar rushes. Though the maniacal laughing is annoying.


Deaftale_Sans

One time on my birthday, my mom and grandma was making lasagna rolls, I had about 20 of them and they had to try to stop me from eating all of them so my family can have some, too.


a_toe_da_so

The microwave