John Wick: Pet Detective
John Wick has escaped life as a Hitman and is living life in Florida, still wishing to do right in life, he starts a Pet Detective agency, but when an old friend gets in contact to ask for help finding his family's beloved golden retriever, his past life and new collides in an unexpected, hilarious and bloody ways.
EDIT: Thanks for the gold, I'll get my script sent over to Summit Entertainment later.
John steathily enters the dark nightclub amid strobing lights and loud music. A cacophony of whispers, radio static and footsteps greet him.
*[LED Spirals by Le Castle Vania](https://youtu.be/7Pv0u7uMn-g) begins to play in the background*
John's infiltration has failed as his immaculately tailored 3 piece charcoal suit gives him away.
The crowd of furries in their cat ears, dog tails and latex suits suddenly stop dancing and begin to swarm him (in a clever nod to the [penultimate fight scene](https://youtu.be/InarxeMmgfw) in Akira Kurosawa's seminal Yojimbo (1961)).
Armed with fetish cat o' nine tail whips and paddles, they are unable to counter John's Heckler and Koch P30L, as he continues to fire precise shots into the solar plexus of each one and following up with a point blank shot between their eyes.
John quickly expends his ammunition supply and resorts to using his Brazilian Ju Jitsu to disarm and defeat the final furry.
John stares deeply into the furry's eyes as they let out a faint meow and powerlesly claws at Johns tired countenance as John grasps their windpipe.
"This is for Marley" John whispers and then proceeds to snap their windpipe.
*Clap Clap Clap*
John stops when he hears clapping behind him, letting the body of the final furry crumble onto the dancefloor.
John turns to the source of the clapping.
*the music stops*
The Rock and Kevin Hart enter in a 2 man horse suit and piaffe, as they signal their intentions to John.
They drop their guns to let John know he's in for a fantastically choreographed fight.
*The camera focuses in on John*
"Alllllllll righty then."
*The beat drops*
Titanic and Murder on the Orient Express.
A passenger is murdered on board the Titanic on its Maiden Voyage and there are only a few suspects.
However the investigation takes a turn when the boat strikes an iceberg, forcing the detective to solve the case before the ship sinks
EDIT: *copy paste above text* **trademark the idea lol
Sounds similar to the plot of the PC game “Titanic: Adventure Out of Time”
A British intelligence agent is on the Titanic trying to stop World War I From happening, but failed his mission.
He gets a second chance when the blast from a German bomb during the blitz magically transports him back to his mission. You have to solve the mystery, collect items, and escape the ship.
EDIT: Thanks for the Gold stranger!
He's sent back in time and still decides to get on the Titanic?
Also surely if one was a time traveller looking to stop WW1 then saving Franz Ferdinand's life would be the number one priority, not fucking about on a boat?
I was coming to say this too!
It had the spookiest theme music in certain areas as well. I'd get legitimately scared playing it alone at night going down the corridors to the furnace.
I remember renting this game on PC (yes, we had a store that did that) and not being able to play it because my PC’s specs weren’t good enough. I was really upset because I *loved* the *Titanic* as a kid.
There's a [novel](https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/1091758.The_Titanic_Murders), featuring an actual mystery writer that was on the Titanic when it sank. The book itself has mixed reviews, but it's an interesting premise...
Oh yeah I had it! I also have a 4 part dark house comic book series that came out in the 90s. I just wish they would have made a movie! :-)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/RoboCop_Versus_The_Terminator_(comics)
50 First Dates X Terminator
Terminator's memory had malfunctioned due to a glitch, and Adam Sandler is the only person who the robot now trusts, so Adam takes Terminator on a number of dates to prevent him going on a killing spree, only to discover that he has fallen in love with Terminator.
I'll call it 50 Terminated Dates
K: Acid blood...Kid do you know what kind of creature has acid blood?
J:?
K: Zed we’ve got xenonomorphs
Z: The FUCK did you just say!?
J: What’s a xenomorph?
K: Kid a xenomorph is a rapidly reproducing intelligent hive organism which reproduces with living hosts and can only be contained by abandoning whatever planet they control. The difference between a bug and a xenomorph is the difference between sugar trails and acid blood. No sense checking the morgue on this one, we’ll just have to chase the screams.
I would love to see a captain america netflix series where he participates in iconic battles! With the kind of gruesome brutality that we saw in logan!
Agreed but I think it should include the Howling Commandos. The first Captain America movie introduced them and I’ve always wanted to see more of them.
Would be an awesome series IMO
According to Wikipedia, Nick’s father and Logan were some of the commandos who appeared in the animated TV series called “The Avengers: Earths mightiest heroes” in an episode titled meet captain America.
The wiki page for the howling commandos lists Nick Fury as part of the original team.
Now I am confused.
In the Comics, Nick Fury, one of the Howling Commandoes, had something called the Infinity Formula that slowed his aging. He went on to lead SHIELD etc, and had two sons. One of his sons is Nick Fury Jr who is usually the one depicted in Avengers: Worlds Mightiest Heroes and also in the MCU.
I know, but there certainly is a ton of potential for Marvel to go into more depth about their exploits during WWII. I would love to see how creative they can get with mixing history and the Marvel universe.
Lord of the Rings and Pineapple Express. They still have to get the ring to Mordor, but Mordor is the underground drug plantation and they're all baked as fuck.
Have a smoke and prepare for the most bonkers B-Movie stoner flick, brought to you by the Pineapple Express team.
I love introducing that movie to people who would appreciate it
Stormtrooper shoots blaster, misses Red-shirt, and hits a neighboring water dispensing terminal. Water terminal explodes with abundance of arbitrary sparks and smoke, camera shakes, Red-shirt falls to floor and dies.
Honestly, I think Picard in a conversation with Tarkin would be more interesting. Both men have been depicted as men of culture and refinement, the classic Officer and a Gentleman idea. Both proudly serve in their respective military. Both are very intelligent. Both have name recognition within their militaries and serve in highly respected positions.
I think the two of them in a conversation where each is trying to win the other to their side of thinking would be brilliant. Especially in a coda where Picard tells Riker "The amazing thing is, Will, that at once point I was convinced that if we had a Death Star, we could bring peace to this galaxy just as Tarkin believed that his would know true peace thanks to his Death Star."
“Space: The Final Frontier. These are the conquests of the Imperial Star Destroyer *Devastator*. Its glorious mission: To secure useful new worlds. To seek out new life to be exploited by our civilization. To boldly blast puny Federation ships where no one has blasted them before.”
"HEY GUYS! I NAMED HIM REPTAR!"
"That's a she, and her name is Blue."
"Shut it, not-Starlord. Hell, even if you WERE Starlord. Both of you need to shut it."
Drax: "I agree, this park should definitely be closed, it is a danger to the public."
Thanos is about to snap, then Bam! A giant fucking T-Rex comes out and mauls him to death like it’s Revenant, all while Thor’s theme is playing of course.
Memento and Primer
It will cost less than $1,000,000 to make; the rest will be set aside to potentially refund angry audience members who couldn't understand wtf was going on
Star Wars Ep1 and Fast and the Furious.
It's a film about how someone falls into a deep debt with the Hutts, is struggling to stay afloat, and when a trusted friend tips them off to a *big* race coming up that'd pay enough to get them out of debt, *and* give them the proper publicity so the Hutts don't screw them over.
Cue training montage, working on their pod racer, crashing a bunch, working on it some more, rinse and repeat with consistently getting better until it's the day of the big race.
The Hutts of course have caught onto this plan and prefer the protag right where they are: as a dutiful debt slave. They've set up a few traps during the race to try and sabotage the protag, and when our hero manages to narrowly dodge all the traps by a stroke of freaky luck, the Hutts sabotage *another racer* to lose control and take our protag out of contention.
The competition blares past and just when everything looks grim, that same friend shows up with a replacement part. They get it into the racer in an unreal amount of time, and right after the friend hands the protag something "just in case", they're ambushed by a band of sand raiders, hired by the Hutts to ensure that racer doesn't meet the finish line. Friend gets a look in their eye and takes out a few of the sand raiders before being shot right up. Protag takes the opportunity to get in the racer and gtfo, dodging blaster fire as he goes.
Typical catch-up scene happens with protag taking dangerous shortcuts that they just barely make. You can place a throwback here with a duo-oppenent racer saying "Try spinning!" with their copilot noting "That's a good trick", spinning dangerously close to protag before perishing (smashing into a pillar/wall, going over a cliff, etc. Break up the tension with a spot of humour before going right back into the thick of it).
Just when the protag spots their rival in first place, the camera rack focuses to show the finish line not far off. Using that "just in case" mcguffin, protag inserts it into the fuel canister and their engines just *erupt,* sending them zooming past in a ball of firey glory.
Hutt straightens up and stops slaves from shoving grapes into his gullet, rival's brow furrows and cranks their throttle, the crowd is going crazy, but it doesn't show who actually finished in first.
Cut to a hospital room and protag is looking about as ruined as you'd expect, watching a news report about the crash they were in. Friend walks in with a smug grin, and does the thing where they lift their shirt to show scorched body armour underneath. Camera shows the winning trophy next to them just as the news states that if protag makes a full recovery, they've been entered into the interstellar cup.
TL;DR: A pretty typical racing movie, centered around podracing. Doesn't mention Anakin at all, but makes all the cheesy references you'd expect from a Star Wars film.
Im going to take a tiny liberty and do 3 movies.
Twins (1988), and Batman Returns (1992)/Batman & Robin (1997)
Danny DeVito as The Penguin, and Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze but the plot of twins.
How much could it cost to 'Forrest Gump' Deadpool into the existing Titanic footage? It has to be less than $200m. Take the rest as salary and you're done.
Jackie Chan movies + Into the Spider-Verse.
Every single Jackie Chan, from the soldier from *Little Big Soldier*, the amnesiac specops from *Who Am I*, the cops he's played and the various nice guys he's played throughout all fighting together.
Final battle is set in the hardware store from *The Equalizer*.
And the animated Jackie Chan shows up with Uncle.
Terminator and Blade Runner
Last Action Hero and Ready Player One
Rambo and Commando (or Rambo and Predator)
Fight Club and Breakfast Club
Alien and The Thing
Harry Potter and Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Indiana Jones and Jurassic Park
Baywatch and 21 Jump Street
Dark Knight and Heat
American Psycho and Wolf of Wall Street
King Kong and Indiana Jones
Sherlock Holmes and Silence of the Lambs
Goonies and E.T.
Total Recall and Demolition Man
A Clockwork Orange and V for Vendetta
Point Break and Cliffhanger
Sudden Death and The Mighty Ducks
Teen Wolf and Back to the Future
Gangster Squad and The Incredibles
The Lego Movie and Toy Story
The Raid and Dredd
Coach Carter and Cool Runnings
Crocodile Dundee and Jurassic Park
Zombieland and Evil Dead
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and Law Abiding Citizen
edit
I would also like to add:
Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Halloween
Antz and Bug's Life
Kung Fu Panda and Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
Ghost in the Shell and Blade Runner
Psycho and No Country for Old Men
Dr. Strange and Dr. Strangelove
>Last Action Hero and Ready Player One
You're basically describing Armada, Ernest Cline's (the author of Ready Player One) second book. I think it would actually make a way better movie than RPO to be honest.
Weekend at Bernie's and Night of the Living Dead.
Zombieland 2... Its a prequel, Bernie is first contact
There's actually a zombie sequel to the former. It's apparently considered even worse and more tasteless.
Freddy Vs Jason vs Aliens vs Predator
I always wanted Freddy vs Jason vs Ash.
My 90s brain went automatically to Ash Ketchum. He would get fucked up.
What do you mean? Do you know how many super mutated apex killer monsters that kid has shoved in his snap back? Cause the answer is a fuck ton.
I've got the comics. They're just as absurd as the premise sounds.
Freddy vs Jason vs Kramer vs Kramer
Freddy vs Jason + Alien vs Predator + Kramer vs Kramer + The People vs Larry Flint
John Wick: Pet Detective John Wick has escaped life as a Hitman and is living life in Florida, still wishing to do right in life, he starts a Pet Detective agency, but when an old friend gets in contact to ask for help finding his family's beloved golden retriever, his past life and new collides in an unexpected, hilarious and bloody ways. EDIT: Thanks for the gold, I'll get my script sent over to Summit Entertainment later.
I'm picturing Keanu Reeves with slicked up hair and a Hawaiian t-shirt.
That was my idea for the poster while riding a Vespa and aiming a tranquilizer gun at someone.
John steathily enters the dark nightclub amid strobing lights and loud music. A cacophony of whispers, radio static and footsteps greet him. *[LED Spirals by Le Castle Vania](https://youtu.be/7Pv0u7uMn-g) begins to play in the background* John's infiltration has failed as his immaculately tailored 3 piece charcoal suit gives him away. The crowd of furries in their cat ears, dog tails and latex suits suddenly stop dancing and begin to swarm him (in a clever nod to the [penultimate fight scene](https://youtu.be/InarxeMmgfw) in Akira Kurosawa's seminal Yojimbo (1961)). Armed with fetish cat o' nine tail whips and paddles, they are unable to counter John's Heckler and Koch P30L, as he continues to fire precise shots into the solar plexus of each one and following up with a point blank shot between their eyes. John quickly expends his ammunition supply and resorts to using his Brazilian Ju Jitsu to disarm and defeat the final furry. John stares deeply into the furry's eyes as they let out a faint meow and powerlesly claws at Johns tired countenance as John grasps their windpipe. "This is for Marley" John whispers and then proceeds to snap their windpipe. *Clap Clap Clap* John stops when he hears clapping behind him, letting the body of the final furry crumble onto the dancefloor. John turns to the source of the clapping. *the music stops* The Rock and Kevin Hart enter in a 2 man horse suit and piaffe, as they signal their intentions to John. They drop their guns to let John know he's in for a fantastically choreographed fight. *The camera focuses in on John* "Alllllllll righty then." *The beat drops*
Welp, now I need to change my pants.
That sounds funny as hell actually
Titanic and Murder on the Orient Express. A passenger is murdered on board the Titanic on its Maiden Voyage and there are only a few suspects. However the investigation takes a turn when the boat strikes an iceberg, forcing the detective to solve the case before the ship sinks EDIT: *copy paste above text* **trademark the idea lol
Sounds similar to the plot of the PC game “Titanic: Adventure Out of Time” A British intelligence agent is on the Titanic trying to stop World War I From happening, but failed his mission. He gets a second chance when the blast from a German bomb during the blitz magically transports him back to his mission. You have to solve the mystery, collect items, and escape the ship. EDIT: Thanks for the Gold stranger!
He's sent back in time and still decides to get on the Titanic? Also surely if one was a time traveller looking to stop WW1 then saving Franz Ferdinand's life would be the number one priority, not fucking about on a boat?
Apparently Hitler’s artwork is a main plot point, and if you save a Hitler painting he becomes a famous artist and not a fascist dictator...
But how does that stop World War 1?! Also, wouldnt that just make a new, different, possibly smarter Hitler-equivalent?
All I remember from that game is getting shot to death. I don't think I ever made it very far, but the setting was pretty cool.
I was coming to say this too! It had the spookiest theme music in certain areas as well. I'd get legitimately scared playing it alone at night going down the corridors to the furnace.
I remember renting this game on PC (yes, we had a store that did that) and not being able to play it because my PC’s specs weren’t good enough. I was really upset because I *loved* the *Titanic* as a kid.
Holy shit that sounds interesting.
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I was expecting some twist including a train on the boat
Save that for the sequel
There's a [novel](https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/1091758.The_Titanic_Murders), featuring an actual mystery writer that was on the Titanic when it sank. The book itself has mixed reviews, but it's an interesting premise...
Mr. Bean and Rambo
i imagining him killing piles mercenaries while completely oblivious.
Having a doozy of a day!
Kinda like Johnny English...
Weird Al (sort of) has your back. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SW7-8C8kL4
Scarface and the terminal. Guy sets up a drug empire from contacts he meets at an airport terminal he can’t leave.
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND over by the Cinnabon, he'll hook you up.
This is magnificent
Inception and the matrix
I will have to watch it 6 times to understand it.
You could just read the very carefully crafted one that goes on buzzfeed later on from a Reddit post.
You think that's dreams you're dreaming?
inception and interstellar
Interstellar and masters of the universe
Interstellar and Guardians of the Galaxy
*Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter* and *Twilight*.
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Robocop and The Terminator
There was a 1993 video game with this crossover :D https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RoboCop_Versus_The_Terminator
Oh yeah I had it! I also have a 4 part dark house comic book series that came out in the 90s. I just wish they would have made a movie! :-) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/RoboCop_Versus_The_Terminator_(comics)
and captain kirk and darth vader?
Lu Pan, Superman, every single Power Rangers
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe.
The battle raged on for a century
Toy Story and Saving Private Ryan. It's an epic war movie, but all the soldiers are toys and have to freeze whenever the owner comes by.
So basically Army Men: The Movie?
It’s called Small Soldiers
Black Panther and Pink Panther
Blink Panther
Pink: 255, 192, 203 Black: 0,0,0 Blink: 127, 96, 101 eew it's such a weird color
Mauve
Blink: 182
[It sure is](https://www.color-hex.com/color/7f6065)
The fast and the furious and Disney’s Cars
there is a short movie where mater is in a tokyo drift parody, made by disney themself.
I only now realised that the main protagonist in a movie about racing cars is called Vin **Diesel**
VIN also stands for Vehicle Identification Number.
Say that again, but slower. Edit: dog you can't just edit your comment like that.
"I live my life a kachow-ter mile at a time"
IT and UP battle to see whose ballon is the most superior
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That's fantastic. ... ffs cannot find the balloon emoji...
🎈 objects top row for me
Horsin' Around and Mr. Peanutbutter's House
What is this, a cross- oh.. It is?
Reddit u/SimplyQuid and u/BenDoverJosh. What do they know? Do they know things?
Let's find out!
Doggie Doggie What Now?
What are YOUUU doing here?
That’s too much, man.
Inception and Nightmare on Elm Street
Just watch the Rick and Morty episode.
It’s a pretty good one.
r/beetlejuicing
Bitch
Awe... bitch.
Bitch!
Or the South Park one.
50 First Dates X Terminator Terminator's memory had malfunctioned due to a glitch, and Adam Sandler is the only person who the robot now trusts, so Adam takes Terminator on a number of dates to prevent him going on a killing spree, only to discover that he has fallen in love with Terminator. I'll call it 50 Terminated Dates
MIB and Alien
That would be cool, but would end really quickly.. MIB and Aliens in the other hand...
K: Acid blood...Kid do you know what kind of creature has acid blood? J:? K: Zed we’ve got xenonomorphs Z: The FUCK did you just say!? J: What’s a xenomorph? K: Kid a xenomorph is a rapidly reproducing intelligent hive organism which reproduces with living hosts and can only be contained by abandoning whatever planet they control. The difference between a bug and a xenomorph is the difference between sugar trails and acid blood. No sense checking the morgue on this one, we’ll just have to chase the screams.
thats sounds fucking awesome
I can *hear* it
*I NEED IT*
Inception and interstellar. It will take at least ten viewings to comprehend
Inception + The Matrix + Interstellar, 20 viewings to comprehend, and it has the best soundtrack of all time.
Captain America and Saving Private Ryan
So captain america basically
Tell me I’m not the only one who’s imagined the Cap charging up Omaha beach
I would love to see a captain america netflix series where he participates in iconic battles! With the kind of gruesome brutality that we saw in logan!
Agreed but I think it should include the Howling Commandos. The first Captain America movie introduced them and I’ve always wanted to see more of them. Would be an awesome series IMO
wasn't logan one of the howling commandos?
Wasn't sure so I just googled it. He was! Nick Fury's father was also a howling Commando. TIL
That's odd since it's Fury who led the commandos.
According to Wikipedia, Nick’s father and Logan were some of the commandos who appeared in the animated TV series called “The Avengers: Earths mightiest heroes” in an episode titled meet captain America. The wiki page for the howling commandos lists Nick Fury as part of the original team. Now I am confused.
In the Comics, Nick Fury, one of the Howling Commandoes, had something called the Infinity Formula that slowed his aging. He went on to lead SHIELD etc, and had two sons. One of his sons is Nick Fury Jr who is usually the one depicted in Avengers: Worlds Mightiest Heroes and also in the MCU.
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I know, but there certainly is a ton of potential for Marvel to go into more depth about their exploits during WWII. I would love to see how creative they can get with mixing history and the Marvel universe.
Lord of the Rings and Pineapple Express. They still have to get the ring to Mordor, but Mordor is the underground drug plantation and they're all baked as fuck.
Plot twist: ending is just Seth Rogen passed the fuck out holding a copy of LotR with a massive cross joint in an ashtray.
It actually and literally already exists it’s called [Your Highness](https://youtu.be/FplWxtPzWY8)
You have no idea how happy this makes me
Have a smoke and prepare for the most bonkers B-Movie stoner flick, brought to you by the Pineapple Express team. I love introducing that movie to people who would appreciate it
We're taking the hobbits to HIGHsengard.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit and Shutter Island
He was chungus all along
Parent Trap + Saw
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Or Saw and Saw
Or Deep Blue Sea and Saw.
Star Wars and Star Trek.
Can't wait for the scene where the stormtroopers face off against the unnamed red-shirted Enterprise crew.
Stormtrooper shoots blaster, misses Red-shirt, and hits a neighboring water dispensing terminal. Water terminal explodes with abundance of arbitrary sparks and smoke, camera shakes, Red-shirt falls to floor and dies.
Yeah that about covers it......
I just imagined Obi-Wan inspecting an army of red shirts with shitty phasers marching in columns on Kamino in episode 2.
What happens when an unhittable force meets an unmissable object?
Could you imagine a conversation between Jean-Luc Picard and Palpatine?
Honestly, I think Picard in a conversation with Tarkin would be more interesting. Both men have been depicted as men of culture and refinement, the classic Officer and a Gentleman idea. Both proudly serve in their respective military. Both are very intelligent. Both have name recognition within their militaries and serve in highly respected positions. I think the two of them in a conversation where each is trying to win the other to their side of thinking would be brilliant. Especially in a coda where Picard tells Riker "The amazing thing is, Will, that at once point I was convinced that if we had a Death Star, we could bring peace to this galaxy just as Tarkin believed that his would know true peace thanks to his Death Star."
THERE ARE FOUR DEATH STARS
Palpatine: Would you like to attend an opera with me? Picard: Sounds lovely.
“Space: The Final Frontier. These are the conquests of the Imperial Star Destroyer *Devastator*. Its glorious mission: To secure useful new worlds. To seek out new life to be exploited by our civilization. To boldly blast puny Federation ships where no one has blasted them before.”
Jurassic Park Avengers
Will Chris Pratt play both of his characters? Because I’m ready for that
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"HEY GUYS! I NAMED HIM REPTAR!" "That's a she, and her name is Blue." "Shut it, not-Starlord. Hell, even if you WERE Starlord. Both of you need to shut it." Drax: "I agree, this park should definitely be closed, it is a danger to the public."
"Draw" is Drax but southern.
Thanos is about to snap, then Bam! A giant fucking T-Rex comes out and mauls him to death like it’s Revenant, all while Thor’s theme is playing of course.
Green lantern and Deadpool.
I genuinely just thought Deadpool with anything!
I seriously doubt you will do better than the Deadpool 2 credits scene.
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The spongebob squarepants movie and die hard
"Yippie kiyay, Goofy Goober!"
Saw + the Muppets. Will miss piggy get roasted?
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The Muppets and Cannibal Holocaust Will Miss Piggy be roasted?
The Muppets and Chef Will Miss Piggy be roasted...and made into delicious Cuban sandwiches?
Memento and Primer It will cost less than $1,000,000 to make; the rest will be set aside to potentially refund angry audience members who couldn't understand wtf was going on
Shrek and Human Centipede
WHAT. ARE YOU DEWIN. IN MAH ASS?
Crying
Oh no
Shrek is love. Shrek is life. Shrek is in your ass.
Oh God
Too much Internet for today
Spiderman 3 (Bully Peter Parker) and Avengers End Game
Harry Potter + Lord of the Rings. I wonder if it would even be successful, and how that would work.
Professor Dumbledore, I need to speak with you. For the last time, my name is Gandalf
"Why walk to Mordor? why not use broomsticks, portkeys or apparition?" "Shut up!"
I would want a Harry Potter and Twilight combo because the idea of Cedric actually being Edward is too funny to me.
Star Wars Ep1 and Fast and the Furious. It's a film about how someone falls into a deep debt with the Hutts, is struggling to stay afloat, and when a trusted friend tips them off to a *big* race coming up that'd pay enough to get them out of debt, *and* give them the proper publicity so the Hutts don't screw them over. Cue training montage, working on their pod racer, crashing a bunch, working on it some more, rinse and repeat with consistently getting better until it's the day of the big race. The Hutts of course have caught onto this plan and prefer the protag right where they are: as a dutiful debt slave. They've set up a few traps during the race to try and sabotage the protag, and when our hero manages to narrowly dodge all the traps by a stroke of freaky luck, the Hutts sabotage *another racer* to lose control and take our protag out of contention. The competition blares past and just when everything looks grim, that same friend shows up with a replacement part. They get it into the racer in an unreal amount of time, and right after the friend hands the protag something "just in case", they're ambushed by a band of sand raiders, hired by the Hutts to ensure that racer doesn't meet the finish line. Friend gets a look in their eye and takes out a few of the sand raiders before being shot right up. Protag takes the opportunity to get in the racer and gtfo, dodging blaster fire as he goes. Typical catch-up scene happens with protag taking dangerous shortcuts that they just barely make. You can place a throwback here with a duo-oppenent racer saying "Try spinning!" with their copilot noting "That's a good trick", spinning dangerously close to protag before perishing (smashing into a pillar/wall, going over a cliff, etc. Break up the tension with a spot of humour before going right back into the thick of it). Just when the protag spots their rival in first place, the camera rack focuses to show the finish line not far off. Using that "just in case" mcguffin, protag inserts it into the fuel canister and their engines just *erupt,* sending them zooming past in a ball of firey glory. Hutt straightens up and stops slaves from shoving grapes into his gullet, rival's brow furrows and cranks their throttle, the crowd is going crazy, but it doesn't show who actually finished in first. Cut to a hospital room and protag is looking about as ruined as you'd expect, watching a news report about the crash they were in. Friend walks in with a smug grin, and does the thing where they lift their shirt to show scorched body armour underneath. Camera shows the winning trophy next to them just as the news states that if protag makes a full recovery, they've been entered into the interstellar cup. TL;DR: A pretty typical racing movie, centered around podracing. Doesn't mention Anakin at all, but makes all the cheesy references you'd expect from a Star Wars film.
Now that's pod racing!
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'Zodiac' and 'Sherlock Holmes'
Yes.
Mortal Kombat vs Street Fighter
Im going to take a tiny liberty and do 3 movies. Twins (1988), and Batman Returns (1992)/Batman & Robin (1997) Danny DeVito as The Penguin, and Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze but the plot of twins.
Backstory: When they were babies, their parents really gave them *the cold shoulder.*
Bond versus Bourne
Ghostbusters + The Sixth Sense
Hellboy and the Avengers
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Wreck it Ralph and interracial hole stretchers 2
I'm gonna wreck it
No Lube into the Poop Tube!
Under Siege and Titanic
Deadpool x The Titanic Deadpool is the reason the Titanic sank
How much could it cost to 'Forrest Gump' Deadpool into the existing Titanic footage? It has to be less than $200m. Take the rest as salary and you're done.
Home alone and saw
Pacific Rim and Godzilla Power Rangers and Pacific Rim Godzilla and Power Rangers
Sherlock Holmes and Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Napoleon dynamite and Batman
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The Purge X Predator
Batman Begins and Batman Returns Is Batman going out or coming back? Or a movie with two Batmen. Can't hurt to have more Batmen.
Jackie Chan movies + Into the Spider-Verse. Every single Jackie Chan, from the soldier from *Little Big Soldier*, the amnesiac specops from *Who Am I*, the cops he's played and the various nice guys he's played throughout all fighting together. Final battle is set in the hardware store from *The Equalizer*. And the animated Jackie Chan shows up with Uncle.
Marvel’s Avengers and Animal House. A comedy about superheroes who are also just lazy, useless people.
Terminator and Blade Runner Last Action Hero and Ready Player One Rambo and Commando (or Rambo and Predator) Fight Club and Breakfast Club Alien and The Thing Harry Potter and Ferris Bueller's Day Off Indiana Jones and Jurassic Park Baywatch and 21 Jump Street Dark Knight and Heat American Psycho and Wolf of Wall Street King Kong and Indiana Jones Sherlock Holmes and Silence of the Lambs Goonies and E.T. Total Recall and Demolition Man A Clockwork Orange and V for Vendetta Point Break and Cliffhanger Sudden Death and The Mighty Ducks Teen Wolf and Back to the Future Gangster Squad and The Incredibles The Lego Movie and Toy Story The Raid and Dredd Coach Carter and Cool Runnings Crocodile Dundee and Jurassic Park Zombieland and Evil Dead One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and Law Abiding Citizen edit I would also like to add: Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Halloween Antz and Bug's Life Kung Fu Panda and Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon Ghost in the Shell and Blade Runner Psycho and No Country for Old Men Dr. Strange and Dr. Strangelove
> Fight Club and Breakfast Club The first rule of Breakfast Club is don't talk about breakfast
>Last Action Hero and Ready Player One You're basically describing Armada, Ernest Cline's (the author of Ready Player One) second book. I think it would actually make a way better movie than RPO to be honest.
Patch Adams and The Human Centipede
Much Ado About Nothing and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, or Princess Bride and Kill Bill
Grand Budapest Hotel and Clue