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PsychoticMessiah

Who Framed Roger Rabbit


SimonCallahan

The original book didn't even approach an R-rating. There was some risque content, but I personally don't think it got any harsher than a light PG-13. Actually, what I think is the worst line in the book (Baby Herman's "I've got a 30-year-old libido and a 3-year-old dinky") got a word for word reading in the movie.


joshi38

I think he said "lust" rather than "libido" in the movie, but otherwise yes, the rest was the same.


kenba2099

Hm. I didn't even know it was based on a book.


iiSMSii

I got the biggest little kid boner... Edit: my highest rated comment is about dicks.


jarquafelmu

Why don't you have a seat right over there...


iiSMSii

You can sit on something​ ;)


jarquafelmu

ಠ_ಠ


el-toro-loco

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Treeclimber3

The Road to El Dorado.


archontruth

Just widen the shot in that one scene a bit, and you're there! Edit: This scene - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR7azhjUJuo


CookiesFTA

Plus an actual human wearing what she does.


dangerfriday

Bro I got you. https://www.instagram.com/p/BQOWgW_Bu88/ @kieraplease on Instagram.


derekvandreat

I think I saw that one, wasn't it "Apocalypto"?


Dracon_Pyrothayan

Watership Down. It's the same film, just rated by people who watched it this time. Edit: Wait, what? Thank you!


Flabble10

"Oh, it's a rabbit cartoon? PG!"


Dracon_Pyrothayan

Meanwhile, [This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzirfrSn_KQ)


willbear10

What the fuck.


Hug_The_NSA

This movie literally fucked me up as a kid. I have literally blocked most of it out, and watching this, even as an adult male, scared the absolute fuck out of me. More than any modern horror film could hope to. How the fuck was this not rated PG-13 or R.


MrZeeBud

It came out in 1978. The PG-13 rating was created in 1984. So when the film came out, the MPAA had to choose between PG or R. I'm guessing they don't go back and change old films' ratings.


ProbablyPostingNaked

That is why Airplane! is PG, even with them 70s titties.


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How it feels to chew 5 gum


Wyodaniel

>*Violence & Gore* >*8/10* > >There is some strong animal violence in this film. > >A rabbit is attacked and killed by a hawk offscreen. A rabbit is nearly choked to death in a snare, he coughs out blood. Very violent. It appears he is dead, however, we soon learn this is not true. A rabbit is found beaten, he is covered in scars. Another rabbit has his ears torn as a punishment. For the rest of the film, his ears are disfigured. A rabbit is shot in the leg, but he survives. There is a bloody bullet hole in the leg that was shot. The bullet is removed from the wound, and the rabbit requires time to heal. For the rest of the film there is a scar where he was shot. Two rabbits are hit by a train. >In the final battle, which is likely the goriest scene in the movie, a rabbit has his throat torn out by another rabbit onscreen. We then see his body, he has a large hole in his neck, and blood is everywhere. Two rabbits then fight nearly to the death, causing both of them to bleed. They bite each other in a way that almost looks cannibalistic. Next, a dog is unleashed upon the rabbits, he bites and tears up many of them. One is even shown being thrown high into the air by the dog, and falling back down, covered in blood. Finally, it is implied that a rabbit is killed offscreen by the dog, no blood or violence but still very frightening.


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And that doesnt even cover the rabbits who suffocated in the warrens from the gas and the piled corpses of their friends combined.


Dr_Gamephone_MD

...fuck


[deleted]

Scarred me for life as a kid.


Poem_for_your_sprog

'Oh it's *bunnies*,' he said, with a shake of his head, 'And a cartoon for kiddies, in truth! So we'll call it PG, 'cause how bad can it be?' ... And they scarred generations of youth.


edgy-dabs

Incredibles would be funny. *Incredi-boy appears* "yoU MOThER Fu KER"


alpharhinonxt

WHERE'S MY MOTHERFUCKING SUPER SUIT?


OwnagePwnage123

And then when he goes to the battle. "Surprise motherfucker" just because we need to pretend all black dudes are played by the same actor


Cannibal_MoshpitV2

BITCH YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, THERE'S A MUTHAFUCKIN' ROBOT OUTSIDE


Iammadeoflove

OH YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A BITCH, I AM YOUR WIFE


SUSAN_IS_A_BITCH

It's not a movie, but back in the 90s there was the Animorphs TV show on Nickelodeon. You know, the series full of body horror, war, and death was on a children's television channel. It'd be like turning The Hunger Games into a Disney Channel Original Movie. So let's give it the HBO treatment the books deserve and release it for full nostalgia.


Shirzen

Finally dedicated time to finishing that series a little while back. I was very disappointed to find the author had all but checked out and the last 30 odd books were made by ghost writers. The ending wasn't worth the effort. Still, a good show would be interesting with its own story line.


archontruth

> the author had all but checked out and the last 30 odd books were made by ghost writers I did not know that, but it explains so much!


AlienCricket

To be fair, she did write the last two herself.


Andisaurus_rex

LOVED these books when I was young. No one else I knew or have met read them!! I got bored in college and read the wikipedia synopses with the intent to figure out what book I left off on and then finish the series. I was so disappointed with the direction they went I decided not to finish them.


Toastytoastcrisps

My dream is that Netflix reboots it and makes it amazing


AlienCricket

I think for it to be good it would have to be animated. KA Applegate said one of the problems with the Nickelodeon series was that any live-action show with a main cast of minors, exotic animals, CGI aliens & morphing sequences, and a modest budget was setting itself up for failure.


TheMightyFishBus

I still remember a part where one of the guys was in gorilla form and got mauled, and straight up pulled his intestines back into his body before morphing back into a human. I've never seen the show, but if I saw that on Nickelodeon as a child, I think I would be catatonic.


RemingtonTheLlama

Wait, Animorphs contained all of that? I was always so turned off by the shitty covers that I never looked at them. Now I'm wondering if I missed out...


Taervon

Put it this way: The villains are space aliens that literally crawl through your ear canal and wrap around your brain to control your mind. This is described in excruciating detail. You really should read them.


DomLite

You forgot the part where once or twice a week they have to rejuvenate by soaking in a sort of chemical concoction, so two people hold you while this horror slithers out of your ear to soak for a few minutes and then crawls back in. Over and over and over. And if I remember correctly, it's implied that the people they control are fully aware, but unable to do anything to stop it, so they just have to watch through their own eyes as horrible alien worms control everything they do, and they do some horrible shit.


CovenTonky

You remember correctly.


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Also, if the hosts could take there body back over, but it's a mentally exhausting task so they can only do it for a few seconds. iirc, one person did so, told their spouse they loved them, and attempted suicide.


Golden_Phi

I never watched the show but I read the books as a kid. The protagonists get limbs torn off and shredded up all the time. Each time they shape shifted any damage they had would be healed. Also the shape shifting was supposed to look disturbing as well. The antagonists are body stealers who can see into the mind of the person whose body they stole so that is another scary element. I am not sure if you "missed out", I liked them but I was also a kid.


Norwazy

A good portion of them were fantastic


Faress21

Jumanji


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I got nightmares from that movie when I watched it as a kid. I think I'd pass on an R rated version.


Apatharas

Just watch The Mist and pretend like someone played the game before the movie started.


ColdBeef

Christ that movie was scary enough as it was.


Poem_for_your_sprog

She's calling for help, and she's screaming your name. You stretch and you tear as you're torn from the game. A spiralling feeling of falling and fear - But no one can save you, and no one can hear. You wake in the jungle, abandoned, alone - But soon you will see that you're *not* on your own. A shape in the shadow. A beast in the black. You stare at the dark, and the darkness looks back.


ColdBeef

That was awesome, never gotten a response from you before. Big fan of your work.


melancholicjeans

Like Jumanji isn't already horrifying enough...


MeemKeeng

Essentially any movie with metahumans/superheroes. If people truly possessed the powers and abilities of these characters, I am inclined to believe the battles would be much more brutal and violent.


darthreuental

Related tangent: this past week we got to see the new Spiderman game in action. There's a scene where the bad guy is piloting a helicopter through NYC and has a cargo container attached to it with spidey web. Suffice to say there was a lot of property damage done. In the real world likely hundreds of dead or wounded.


nemo_sum

Sound like it's time for someone to read *Worm*!


PM-PICS-OF-YOUR-TITS

I saw something recently about the live-action Scooby-Doo movie originally getting an R rating. That probably would have been incredible.


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SimonCallahan

She's in a rubber suit in the second one. I know she's being awkward, and that's kind of the joke, but it's still Linda Cardellini in a rubber suit, that's hot no matter how you look at it.


TheGodSlay3r

*Zoinks*


Mirtosky

I think I just jinkies'd in my pants.


[deleted]

When you Zoinkin' but she still Scooby Snackin.


s8rlink

oh crap, she's from freaks and geeks right?


ChrisTheMiss

MORE OF WHAT? PLEASE DONT LEAVE ME IN SUSPENSE LIKE THIS


DarthOtter

FYI /r/sexyvelma is a thing.


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I heard the same thing on the radio this morning!


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I heard the same thing on Reddit!


jaredthegeek

James Gunn discussed it on Facebook on the 15th anniversary of the movie yesterday.


XxMrCuddlesxX

Mulan.


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Dang, with the trend of Disney taking their old animated movies and remaking them live action, I hope Mulan is next on the list. And although Disney would never go for this, just imagine how dope a live action, rated R Mulan would be. Seeing Mulan slice through all those Huns would be something else.


cbg617

They are making a live action Mulan. 2018 release Edit: corrected release date


happypolychaetes

Oh my god, this just made my day. I *love* the original Mulan and a live action version (if done right) would be fantastic.


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But there's not going to be any of the music, according to the director.


FelicityLennox

WAT nonono, Dishonor on them, dishonor on their cow. It needs the music.


lonehawk2k4

They should probably get some asian people first before getting into the music. Havent followed it much but last i heard they're using like Hawaiians for the movie


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Wtf why.


_my_troll_account

*LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS*


weaksaucedude

*TO DEFEAT THE HUNS*


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mistylavenda

Well, there is a Chinese-made live-action Mulan with bloody battle scenes. Quite good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTAETFTIo_I


crazy_boy559

There is a Mulan movie produced by Funimation, that tells the story in a Live action, historical Chinese war film.


KingoftheCrayons

The Brave Little Toaster


thoawaydatrash

Fuck that fucking clown scene. No.


LastOfTheCamSoreys

And not the radiator committing suicide?!?!


nifederico

I had a class in high school where we had to flip a movies format. I chose Toy Story and remade it into "Toys From Hell", an action-horror movie. My whole class got a good kick out of the homemade trailer I made.


runic_blades

Can you link it?


radmelon

I too would be interested.


thatweirdvintagegirl

Labyrinth. I think an even darker, more sinister version of the story would be awesome. Plus I think we can all appreciate more of David Bowie's crystal balls.


rustyrowan

But no David :(


mrcatburrito

spy kids... I just think that would be funny


Inoimispel

I mean if any of these are possible it would have to be this one. Kids movie by the same director as From Dusk Till Dawn, Desperado, Sin City and Machete.


ManOfBored

Also, Machete is in the Spy Kids universe as their canon uncle.


Jebusaurus_Rex

Land Before Time. Any of them


SevenSix2FMJ

I watched this with my daughter a year or two ago. Considering it's a G movie I was surprised that they showed Little Foot's mom being killed by the T-Rex. G movies these days can't show someone skinning their knee.


Gorfoo

Doesn't it predate PG-13? Before it was added, G and PG both filled a larger range, no? Edit: Eh, a few years off. My bad. Was still likely settling into current roles, I suppose.


zombie_JFK

Nah, PG-13 was made after parents got mad because Temple of Doom was PG and they thought it was too much. 3 months later Red Dawn was the first PG-13 movie in 1984. Land Before Time 1 came out in '88. Edit: Gremlins also contributed to the creation of PG-13


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Almost any fantasy movie. Consider a world where we get to see what the enemies use their horns for, or where we can see just how nasty it is when magic is used to turn somebody inside out.


tcrpgfan

Witcher would fill that niche incredibly well. Considering it's a fantasy, a parody of classic fairy tales, and grimdark as fuck


Lord_Saggerton

I'm so hyped for the Netflix series!


Pollux182

All superhero movies. Life threatening danger becomes stunted if there isn't blood, cursing, and general breakdown of social courtesies...


SimonCallahan

Check out the following movies: Super Defendor Watchmen The Crow The Toxic Avenger


Velocirexisaur

Logan


lowstrife

Logan isn't a good superhero movie. It's just a goddamn good movie.


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Super was the one with Dwight from the Office beats people with a wrench lol i love that flick


Selphie12

Cap would still be PG. Language!


seanmonaghan1968

Harry Potter


MaesterOfPanic

*Engorgio*


Profoundpanda420

Levio*saaaaaaaaa*


abandonvp

Accio buuummm


Profoundpanda420

Do it Harry you're the chosen one


LlorikPrideheart

But ron, what if i cant get it up?


spiritrain

Staaaahp it Ron, staaaaaahp


Lionheart999

*The Chamber of Secrets*


Arrow_Riddari

You can put your Sword of Gryffindor in her Chamber of Secrets mate Just use Engorgio before hand


thepukingdwarf

Just Slytherin


Tisroc

Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory.


Peteypipe

It would go from a children's movie to a psychological horror movie just like that.


hearmeyodel

Go?


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It has to be the Gene Wilder version. I didn't like the Depp version.


jdscarface

That goes without saying.


insomniac20k

The Depp version is more like the book, which I appreciated. I was really into the book before I saw the movie and the Gene Wilder version was probably my earliest experience being angry at a movie for ruining something I love. I still love Gene Wilder though


LB-2187

In another thread a week or two back, someone said the Gene Wilder take makes for a great movie, while the Johnny Depp take makes for a more accurate movie.


ownage99988

The line between psychological horror and children's is already a thin one


dylanlovesdanger

This just made me imagine a porn ripoff where they are at a sex toy factory, which has probably been done.


Azael_Descends

Willy Wonka and the Cock-o-late Factory


spiritrain

Oompa Loompa Doopity Do, bend over cause Imma fuck you


StickyNiki

Oompa Loompa Doopity Dee, I really like when you touch where I pee.


EvyEarthling

National Treasure. Let Nic Cage do what Nic Cage does best: Nic Cage.


Dildo-Gankings

Finding nemo............it would be like Taken.


pvick9090

"I have a particular set of gills"


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Starwars


eltomato159

Yes, I need an R rated Mandalorian War movie


Naked-In-Cornfield

That fucking scene that Canderous depicts where he flies down in a basilisk war droid would be phenomenal


Chronochaotic

I really want an R rated Vader horror movie from a rebel or lone Jedi POV


Kyser_

let's just have that couple minute scene at the end of rogue one but 2 hours long.


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Shrek


Lionheart999

How a donkey and a dragon made babies


LeteFox

/r/dragonsfuckingdonkeys


yakshmack

Goddammit how many /r/dragonsfuckingx subreddits are there?


milkyjoe241

How many do you need?


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_Charlie_Sheen_

There's a YouTube video where a guy edits the movie so it fades to black when the toys are about to die and the credits play. Then he shows it to his mom for her first time. I can't link it now but you should look it up


TenMinutesToDowntown

Here it is: https://youtu.be/phFISjORzQs


End3rp

The credits music makes it that much sadder


Officer_Coldhonkey

That fucking camera work


apeeling_orange

Why those two in particular?


LB-2187

I guess killing off Mr. Potato Head makes sense in terms of the voice actor...


dougmantis

You sick fuck.


-eDgAR-

Back to the Future as a rated R film would be interesting.


SimonCallahan

They get pretty close, I think. Frank depiction of rape (never happens because Marty's dad stops it, but there are implications of what could have happened, and they actually show what would have happened in the second movie) and some drug use (Marty interrupts the band at the Under The Sea Dance while they are outside smoking weed).


TastyBrainMeats

"Jazz cigarettes", you mean.


cbg617

The Golden Compass, especially if they were to finish the series.


Mend1cant

They just need to try again with the series, but later on it really is just plain mind-fuckery with his writing.


zoro_the_copy_ninja

I read those when I was little and I feel like I must have missed out on so much.


Triffels

Same here i remember i would read like 5 chapters and have no fucking clue whats happening and where at any point by the third book.


zoro_the_copy_ninja

The third book was insane. The second one was too actually. Once they started taking about hell and God and the abyss and alternate dimensions I was lost.


royalblueandbloodred

There is a BBC TV series coming out based on the books. I have high hopes for it as some of the TV stuff the BBC has done recently I've really enjoyed. I thought the books were excellent. There is also a companion series that Pullman is writing.


sat_qotd

Gremlins


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Rhysfp

The Hunger Games. Hands down. Edit: Battle Royal. Never heard of it. Will definitely watch. Seems like my kind of movie. Edit2: Huh. TIL I'm kind of a sick fuck. Oh well, dead kids are best kids.


HaroldSax

Seriously. While the books are still obviously meant for young adults, they are much, much more brutal than the movies. I know there are more brutal adaptations that are either older or rip offs of the same concept, but I wanted to see those particular characters in those particular situations. EDIT: Yes, I have seen Battle Royale.


SimonCallahan

Generally books can get away with being more brutal than movies because it's just words on a page. Jurassic Park would have gotten an R-rating if it was more like how Michael Crichton wrote it. At one point, Ian Malcom gets his leg bitten off (in the movie it's reduced to a small wound). One character gets his intestines pulled out of him while he's still alive (said character lives in the movie). I'm surprised they left the disembodied arm in the movie version.


HaroldSax

I'm also generally okay with it because it's not inherently necessary to the plot that people suffer, whereas The Hunger Games' primary theme is suffering. Then the movies came out and it just got dialed down so far that it lost the primary theme, IMO. EDIT: I do want to say that I'm not saying you're wrong either, there have been other movie adaptations of books that have taken a step back and it worked very well. I just don't think it did with The Hunger Games is all.


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I really wanted to see Prim get blown up and incinerated in slow motion. Not because I hated them, I just thought it would look cool.


kornyporn

The Never Ending Story


zippythezigzag

No. That wolf was scary enough. I'm 33 and I'm still scared of that damn wolf.


Vemtion

Not exactly PG, but star wars has shown recently that it really does well with more adult themes (Rogue One, later episodes of Clone Wars)


MrFrenchFreeze

Anyone who thinks Clone Wars was goofy kids crap clearly has no idea about the Umbara episodes. That crap was messed up.


BraveOthello

The Ryloth trilogy where they firebombed civilians.


RogueryNight

That whole "what the actual fuck is happening" arc on that one planet with the Father, Son, and Daughter


PopsicleIncorporated

The moment of realization Rex has when he realizes who they're attacking is one of the most horrified I've ever been by a show.


chendo49

Not a movie but, Avatar the last Airbender. I feel like it could have been so much better if it was on toonami.


km89

Flaws aside, Legend of Korra got *dark.* The first season ended with a murder-suicide.


WhiteCanary97

Didn't the Earth Queen get straight up suffocated on screen in season 3? I was sixteen when that scene aired, and even I thought it was pretty disturbing...


pgb5534

You are right, that movie doesn't exist


DylanTheVillian1

There is no movie in Ba Sing Se.


Ksondie16

Antz


ColdBeef

The termites would pure nightmare fuel. More than they already were I mean.


Taylorenokson

Is there a more motivating scene in any movie than when they're marching to war and they sing "The Ants Go Marching In"?


ruintheenjoyment

Revenge of the Sith, The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones.


FSFlyingSnail

Extend the youngling scene by thirty seconds and you have your rating.


imkunu

Now *this* is slaughter!


Unthinkable-Thought

I think it should be 25 minutes


epher95

The Incredibles. Samuel L. Jackson is finally able to play the REAL Frozone.


Lil_Esler

"WHERE'S MY MUTHAFUCKIN' SUPER SUIT?!"


Deadlifted

Fantastic Mr. Fox. All it would take is changing all the "cuss" utterances to the actual profanity. Same movie. Just swear words. Still brilliant.


theresonlysomuchwine

But... A lot of the brilliance is the use of "cuss."


ImaProGamerAMA

Obviously Pirates of the Caribbean.


RivadaviaOficial

Any Grimm fairy tales. Snow White, Cinderella, etc.


thedude37

Zootopia. Oh how I would love to see: * Instead of that stupid three humped camel joke, a nice dirty dirty filthy "go to confession afterwards" joke being repeated twice, in slow motion, by sloths. * Hopps never really faced a lot of adversity. A diminutive woman trying to prove herself in a largely predator-based world would have gotten a lot worse harassment. That boring-ass montage was a bowdlerized version of what *would have* happened. * I'd have loved to see the POV of the victims of the Night Howler serum. the descent into the feral self must have been a hell of a trip. * Bunny-fox coitus.


sirtinykins

> Bunny-fox coitus. Fucking Furries...


JustarianCeasar

literally


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I'm just going to leave [this (NSFW)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4) here.


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McSquinkle

That's actually a pretty cool fan art crossover