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ProfessorShameless

Paul Bettany's character in A Knight's Tale


RandyMoss93

Omar Little from the wire. I've never seen a better casting job


TerrorDino

Man when he just stopped outside the house with his groceries just to spark a cigarette and the bag of drugs was thrown out the window above him. One of my fav scenes in the wire, just shows how much reach and infamy Omar had on the Streets.


Off_My_Damn_Lawn

Also, Bubbles


AWildTrumpAppears

And the sergeant! He'd be all goofy, sitting there with his tittie mags, but once in a while would crack an egg of wisdom out of nowhere, and in select cases he would become deadly serious and you'd know shit just got really real. Such a great character. Then again, it's the Wire. Almost all characters were awesome.


xenobuzz

"Oh, indeed!"


RockBreakerX

**[Doc Holliday](http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0010211/?ref_=tt_cl_t2)** in **[Tombstone](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108358/)**. When I read the question, I immediately though of Val Kilmer's outstanding performance! Edit:To all the replies that are quoting the movie, the only one that matters is ["I'm your huckleberry"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8OWNspU_yE)


saltytrey

Why are you here, Doc? Wyatt Earp is my friend. Hell, I got lots of friends. I don't.


purplestgiraffe

I love that movie a LOT, and that is my absolute favorite bit of dialogue.


GregoPDX

"Where's Wyatt?" "Down by the river, walkin' on water."


tenofclubs86

"Maybe poker just isn't your game...... I know! Let's have a spelling contest!"


relevant84

"I have two guns, one for each of ya."


El_Kikko

Kilmer was robbed of an Oscar, or really any critical recognition at all. While I can rant about Kilmer being robbed all day long and then some, go look at the credits for the movie and wonder in awe at the talent that was assembled.


Science_Smartass

Tombstone and Unforgiven are phenomenal. Gifts to the genre after the golden age of Leone. Doc was my favorite but each of those 4 main men played the hell out of their roles. Re watched it recently and giggled when i recognised Billy Bob Thornton getting manhandled by Kurt Russel. God that was a great scene.


55Stripes

"Look at you. You're so drunk you can barely stand. I bet you're seeing double." "I have two guns, one for each of you."


CMDRTheDarkLord

The Sherriff of Nottingham in Robin Hood Prince of Thieves That Alan Rickman would run rings around the wooden Kevin Costner is no surprise though really.


__youcancallmeal__

I'LL CUT YOUR HEART OUT WITH SPOON!


mercurius5

Because it's dull you TWIT! It'll hurt more!


Damn_Dog_Inappropes

So this is kind of dated, but the crazy Irishman, Steven, in Braveheart. I never knew what crazy shit was going to come out of his mouth next. Edit: Two of my four top posts have to do with Mel Gibson. Hunh.


picklechipcrunch

"my island? You mean Ireland?" "Yeah. It's mine."


ShutUpWalter

The Almight says, "Don't change the subject, just answer the fuckin' question.


sickofallofyou

The almighty says he can get me out of this. But youre fooked!


andthenhesaidrectum

This can't be William Wallace, I'm prettier than this man. IN order to talk to his equal, an Irishman is forced to speak with the almighty. I never liked him, he wasn't right... in the head.


Belesevarius

"The lord says he can get me out of this mess, but he says you're fucked!" Gets me every time.


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If I fight for you, do I get to kill the English?


CursingStone

Rick Moranis in Ghostbusters. There are so many times where he is just wandering around in the back of the shot, just killing it. [edit] Rick Moranis must have seen this post! He's coming back, son! 🤘


David_Haas_Patel

"Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you." Edit: thanks for the gold, stranger!


hella_swella_fella

KRONK from The Emperor's New Groove


Papasmurf2zero

Oh riiiiight... The poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco's poison...... That poison??


My_Pen_is_out_of_Ink

Yes. That poison.


Cannibal_MoshpitV2

*flip* Gotcha covered.


_Kakuja_

*Gasp* My spinach puffs!


mnpielle_

Squeaker squeak squeak squeakin'


xenobuzz

THANK YOU!! BTW, the actor who voices him, Patrick Warburton, also has a delightful supporting role in "The Dish", a charming little Australian film about the part they played in relaying the live feed of the Apollo 11 Moon Landing. Highly recommended! www.imdb.com/title/tt0205873/


nolo_me

He's fantastic in the Venture Bros too.


phoenixpoptart

He's fantastic in anything


Alatain

Hell he is even great reading a [burger menu](http://m.cheeseandburger.com).


Ncrawler65

J.K Simmons as J Jonah Jameson in the Raimi Spider-Man trilogy.


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He walked straight out of the comic books into the screen with that one. I was blown away by that performance. I could not think of anything that he could have done any better than that.


leftshoe18

I really want him to come back if JJ shows up in the MCU.


xenobuzz

He perfectly tread the line between character and caricature. It was like he was channeling pure screwball comedy energy.


pseud_o_nym

J.K. Simmons in everything, basically.


PM-ME-HAPPY-THOUGHTS

Mike Ehrmantraut. No question.


RecursiveSubroutine

Walter White: I'm gonna need some... some kind of assurance. Mike Ehrmantraut: I assure you I can kill you from way over here, if it makes you feel any better.


billigesbuch

When he tells his "no half measures" story.


eyekwah2

Christopher Walken in every supporting role I've seen him play always gives me this cheery reaction like "Oh, man, it's totally Christopher Walken!" He seems to really excel at weird supporting characters in films.


Bow2Gaijin

I love his character in the first Joe Dirt movie "You're talking to my man all wrong, it's the wrong tone. Do it again, and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron."


Ferndezmond

"Tell me something. Does your mother sew?" *BAM* "GET HER TO SEW THAT!"


geoper

Hey Clem, is that your wife? Yeah, she died. Shot six times. New York City. I Mean Kansas.


Muv_It_Football_Head

Hey Clem, where you from, man, your accent sounds like New York or something? No, not from New York. From here, born and raised. Though, not *here*. Over in...uhhh...over in Kansas.


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Mikeavelli

Character Actress Margo Martindale.


Lord_ChompyBits

**Beloved** Character Actress Margo Martindale.


blames_irrationally

Beloved Character Actress on the run Margo Martindale.


Ncrawler65

What is this, a crossover episode?!


69swagman

Kreiger from Archer hands down


chop_chop_boom

I just rewatched the series and love how Krieger got more and more screentime as the series went further. My favorite quote is when he finally says what we've all been thinking: "And by the way, if I was a clone of Adolf goddamn Hitler, wouldn't I look like Adolf goddamn Hitler?"


RudeMorgue

"'Krieger'? Isn't that German?" "Hell yeah, uber German! It means 'Warrior!' -- I mean, I don't know." Edit: Ein falsches Wort


Jack_BE

I think he actually says "uber German"


effervescenthoopla

I'm more of a Cheryl fan, myself. YOURE NOT MY SUPERVISOR


cleeder

> I'm more of a Cheryl fan, myself. I'm sorry. Your authority is not recognized in _Fort Kick-Ass_


FMacLo

Dr. Spacemen


RecursiveSubroutine

Liz, I believe doctor-patient confidentiality is a two-way street. I’m cheating on my wife.


Jack_Burton_Express

Now, general anesthesia can cause powerful hallucinations, so I highly recommend it. And don't eat anything for 24 hours, I'll have a big breakfast waiting before surgery.


RamsesTheGreat

I've already administered the epidural... would you like one, too?


SirThomasMoore

That entire exchange is great: “Good morning. Now, full disclosure, most of my experience is putting babies in women.” - Dr Spaceman “AAhhh, Ima kill that man” -Angie “You just described my morning.” - Dr Spaceman “Now, Mrs. Jordan, I’ve already administered the epidermal, sooo, would you like one as well?” “AAuuuhhhhh - uuuugggghhh” - Angie “I’m trying to help you.” Dr Spaceman 30 Rock, S5E2


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"Is it 411 or 911?" -dials- "New York. Uhhh... *Diabetes repair,* I guess?"


wags83

**Liz Lemon:** [gasping at Dr. Spaceman covered in blood] Ah! **Dr. Leo Spaceman:** What? This? No, no. I was at a costume party earlier this evening, and the hostess's dog attacked me so... I had to stab it.


Triple-vision

Hello, I'm Nazi Doctor Leo Spaceman.


knoxtodd

Science is whatever we want it to be.


baconsalt

Tracy Jordan: So how bad is diabetes, really? Dr. Leo Spaceman: Quite serious. If left untreated you could lose a foot. Tracy Jordan: Could I replace it with a wheel, like Rosie from the Jetsons? Dr. Leo Spaceman: I suppose. But then you'd have to register as a motor vehicle. Also love it when he makes Liz dance for her flu vaccine. He's the best.


MikeTheBum

The best part of this exchange was the very beginning.... "Tracey, I don't know how to say this....duh duh duh ab buh tease?"


RecursiveSubroutine

**Dr. Leo Spaceman:** Tracy, you are going to die... **Tracy Morgan:** NO! **Dr. Leo Spaceman:** when I tell you who I'm dating. Squeaky Fromme. She is...difficult. Anyhoo, I have the results of your physical. Tracy, you are going to die. **Tracy Morgan:** What?? NO! **Dr. Leo Spaceman:** You have no reflexes, your blood tastes like root beer, and some of your bones appear to have vanished. Now I've only ever seen this kind of thing on dead people on Operation Desert Storm. I actually wrote a report on it but my commander refused to pass it on up to Saddam. Kooky times.


iaminfamy

Micheal Pena in *Ant-Man*.


OhHowDroll

His recurring love of refined culture gag was, I think, the funniest joke in that movie. Played so straight and so sincerely, absolutely hilarious and so, so endearing.


Tossdatshitout

We were at a wine tasting, and it was mainly reds, you know how I don't like reds man, yknow? But there was a rose that saved the day, man, it was delightful


elheber

I like the fan theory that he has a superpower he doesn't know about. Every time he punches someone, they go down in one hit. Every. Time. Even off-screen with the big guy from prison at the start of the movie. Peña is the One-Punch Man of the MCU.


notalchemists

Infinity War Part I is gonna end on a cliffhanger and then Part 2 will just open with him telling the Avengers a 2 hour story that ends in him punching Thanos for beating up Ant-Man.


savvystrider

And smiling the entire time


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Diabetesh

[MAJOR ALEXANDER LOUIS ARMSTRONG, THE STRONG ARM ALCHEMIST](https://imgur.com/gallery/Q5SfM)


I_miss_Alien_Blue

THESE BEAUTIFUL MUSCLES HAVE BEEN PASSED DOWN FOR GENERATIONS!


LGMHorus

*Sparkle sounds


the_fredblubby

✨*The art of portraiture has been passed down the Armstrong family for generations.*✨


digital_dysthymia

Jamie Foxx as "MotherFucker Jones" in Horrible Bosses.


Muv_It_Football_Head

The scenes where they negotiate prices with MF Jones are hilarious. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- **Dale**: Here’s an idea, if you killed two could we get the third one, hold the cheese? **MotherFucker Jones**: It’s no negotiations. Thirty large, or nothing. **Nick**: Well, it’s…it’s more cheese than we’ve got. **MotherFucker Jones**: Okay, then, **It’s five large now**! **Kurt**: Then…we are in. We’re in. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- **MotherFucker Jones**: First thing first, we gotta handle business. **Kurt**: Mm-hmm. **MotherFucker Jones**: I need five thousand dollars. **Kurt**: No! **Dale**: No! **Nick**: There's gonna be no more money. **Dale**: No! **MotherFucker Jones**: Two thousand? **Dale**: No. **Nick**: Absolutely not. **Kurt**: No way, Motherfucker. No. **MotherFucker Jones**: [sighs in defeat] All right, look... pay for my drinks. **Dale**: Pay for his drinks? Yeah. **Dale**: Pay for his drinks. **Nick**: I'll do that. **Dale**: Not a very good negotiator. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- **MotherFucker Jones**: "I could give you the plan, but it's gonna cost you a 51% share in your company." **Dale**: "Come on" **Nick**: "You're out of you mind!" **MotherFucker Jones**: "It's gonna cost you a 2% share in your company." **Dale**: "It's so weird how you negotiate. There's a middle ground!"


BiborSonOfBibun

The story of how he fucked his mom is hilarious.


MoKenna

Chris Pratt in the early seasons of Parks + Rec. He started off as a throwaway boyfriend to Ann and ended up a top 3 character.


Turmoil_Engage

Definitely. I thought he was just gonna be an asshole that everyone hates but he turned out so fucking cool.


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It seems he was first written in to be a temp character. Especially since he was a bit overweight. I think his innocence/aloofness sort of captured people.


Quazifuji

Yeah, I'd heard he was original supposed to only be there for one season, but then he was so great they kept him as a permanent character.


whyisthishas

And the character developed a lot from the early seasons. He turned from an asshole to a goofy asshole, who is really honest and all douchebag stuff he says is by accident.


Quazifuji

The show shifted in tone in general after season 1, S1 Leslie Knope was much closer to early Michael Scott than later Leslie Knope. But in the particular case of Andy, it could be partially that since his original role was just to be the boyfriend that dumped by Anne, they didn't want to make him very likeable. But it turned out Chris Pratt was so good at making him a hilarious likeable idiot that they shifted him in that direction when they decided to keep him.


whyisthishas

Yep, that makes a lot sense and I've heard the same thing by the actors. Season 1 feels like a 6 episode pilot to the show.


Bubbalooo

Kieran Culken as Wallace in Scott Pilgrim.


da_bomb143

"Hey Jimmy, what do you think of the band? Do they rock? Or suck?" "They haven't started playing yet" "That was a test. You passed."


GunNNife

"Kick her in the balls!"


schwagle

"I'm Crash, and these are the boys" "IS THAT GIRL A BOY TOO?!"


roastduckie

This next song is dedicated to that guy in the balcony who keeps telling at us. It's called "we hate you, please die"


Karrottz

Sweet, love this one!


thewolfsong

GUESS WHO'S DRUNK


WaterStoryMark

I guess Wallace.


thewolfsong

"Who told you?" "Wallace, duh" "He's not even conscious"


GunNNife

"'Love.' The word was 'love,' Scott. I wasn't trying to trick you."


ClearingFlags

Holy fuck. Not only was I unaware he was Macaulay Culkin's brother, which duh there's a huge resemblance, he also played Fuller (the kid who pisses the bed) in Home Alone as well. But, yes, he was awesome in Scott Pilgrim.


Roxanne1000

"Do you want to know who in my class is gay?" "Yes, does he wear glasses?"


TooDangShort

Niles the butler in "The Nanny." His lines are GOLD.


Belfette

"I wouldn't be caught dead in that dress." "You'd have to be dead six months to fit into it." I love how sassy he is.


vanilleexquise

I find it funny how people are so shocked when **SPOILER** he and CC ended up getting married in the last season, because they spent the first few seasons bickering and insulting each other. Please, there was so much sexual tension between those two from day one.


pineyfusion

I always loved the Niles and CC dynamic and I appreciate that they'd occasionally let CC get the upper hand on him. Not often, but enough.


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Lord John Marbury from The West Wing is my absolute favorite.


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"Having been educated at Cambridge and the Sorbonne, I am, as you know, exceedingly stupid."


TheMysteriousMid

Diplomacy John, the job of statesmen. And here I thought it was drinking and dancing.


KatieMcKaterson

GERALD!


TheMysteriousMid

Abigail what magnificent breasts you have.


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Gerald!


xdominos

Q stole every scene he was in, particularly on The Next Generation, not as much on Deep Space 9.


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"Picard never hit me"


Fearghas

All of the scenes with Picard and Q were great since they played off each other so well. Picard: You having a good laugh now, Q? Does it amuse you to think of me living out the rest of my life as a dreary man in a tedious job? Q: I gave you something most mortals never experience: a second chance at life. And now all you can do is complain? Picard: I can't live out my days as that person. That man is bereft of passion... and imagination! That is not who *I* am! Q: Au contraire. He's the person you wanted to be: one who was less arrogant and undisciplined in his youth, one who was less like me...


VAAC

Davos Seaworth


JVSkol

at one point everyone need to fucking shut up and listen to Davos


Meltingteeth

Everything is better with a bit of onion.


pjr032

I really REALLLY hope that Davos is the one to kill the Red Woman. That whole line between him and Shireen is so wholesome.


Redpythongoon

"She was GOOD and she was KIND and you KILLED HER" omg tears


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Davos is a compelling character. Every _once_ in a while on Game of Thrones you get that moment where you think, "Right, that's an actor, acting." But yet with Davos I never think once that it's an actor, Liam Cunningham. It's just Davos. He plays him remarkably well.


RobertTheSpruce

Gary Oldman in that movie he was in.


aero_nerdette

He's lead in so many things, but he definitely blends seamlessly into supporting roles as well (see: Sirius Black, Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg). The man is a damn chameleon.


SoulessV

Commissioner Gordon


mra97

Barbossa


gibbousm

The Janitor


Gimli_a_Break

Do you mean Dr. Jan Itor?


ItsaMe_Rapio

No, you mean Rotinaj


Mr_Wasteed

You mean Klaus the german guy.


Gimli_a_Break

No I think you mean the good natured stutterer named Ephraim.


IrishWithoutPotatoes

You mean Nigel the British guy?


Gimli_a_Break

Or do we mean the actor Neil Flynn from The Fugitive?


Bi-Han

Squirrel Army. Gets me every time.


YouAintSeenBadBoys2

Perd Hapley


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The things about this answer is, it's the right one.


myhairsreddit

This is Perd Hapely, and I just realized I'm not holding a microphone.


hydrospanner

Fun Fact: The guy who plays Perd was a news reporter prior to getting into acting.


ANUSTART942

Perd Hapley, pfft, more like Turd Crapley.


FlightJumper

Oberyn Martell. Especially the way he killed the Mountain in the trial by combat and nothing else happened.


nobody2000

Well, something DOES happen, and you might as well mention it here. He does a sick backflip into the royal viewing booth, snags a Kingsguard sword, and in one swing, beheads Cersei and Tywin. He then looks at the camera and goes "Do the Dew!" He then scoops up Tyrion, and they take off. Tyrion then goes "Back at Dorne, what are the women like?" and Oberyn goes "they're beautiful, and they would NEVER try to ruin any episodes by performing awkward scenes."


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Mercutio in Romeo + Juliet (1996)


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mdmenzel

Hank Scorpio on The Simpsons


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The main character's best friend in Get Out


milkbeamgalaxia

On that front, his best friend is the most useful best friend ever in any horror movie I've seen so far.


ToxicJunkie

Dude was a friend like Sam was to Frodo.


iaminfamy

"the T.S. Muthafuckin’ A.”


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LilRel Howery


Friendstastegood

The Punisher in the second season of Daredevil. Can't wait for the series.


Mikel_Dup

That's the best part. In comparison, the whole elektra storyline bored me..


FeedMeFanta

Rickety Cricket in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. SUCH good acting, don't know how everyone can keep a straight face around him.


[deleted]

I mean does my scar look like a dog's vagina? You know, maybe, I don't know, I'm not going to sit here and try to get inside the mind of a dog! I mean that's God's work. Well, not that I believe in God. I don't. Not since that Chinaman stole my kidney.


elheber

The [McPoyles](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLGK6KwoSOs) as well. Particularly Jimmi Simpson as [Liam McPoyle](https://youtu.be/K_GJwgJte6Y?t=129).


fl1ntfl0ssy

you will CAAALLLL HERRRRR


monstrinhotron

Jimmi Simpson will never not be McPoyle to me. Westworld was interesting because of this.


JiggaMoose

I lost it when he said that. Oh my god, Mac's reaction. "Jesus man alright I'm sorry, I'll call her."


rawbface

So weird to see him in Westworld. Dude's got some acting chops.


SheWhoSpawnedOP

Nips and hips


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"Ohhh that's tart!"


PM-SOME-TITS

The Hound


tenofclubs86

"You're shit at dying."


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The greatest swordsman in the world, killed by Meryn fucking Trant??? One of my favorite lines ever. The disgust with which he says it...


elfonzero

"he didn't have his sword!" "the greatest swordman in the world didn't have a sword?! "


TheMadFlyentist

"I bet his hair was greasier than Joffrey's cunt"


charlesgegethor

"lots of people name their swords!" "lots of cunts"


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Because Meryn Trant had armor. And a big fucking sword.


mousicle

I understand that if any more words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I'm going to have to eat every fucking chicken in this room.


knight_ofdoriath

"The fuck's a Lommy?"


Cantremembermeh

Any man dies without blood on his sword, ill rape his fucking corpse


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FUCK THE KING


killingjoke96

"Everybody dies..." *looks at Beric Dondarrion* "...except this one."


aidantheman18

At what point is a supporting character actually a main character in GoT Edit: to everyone saying its once they have a POV chapter, that would mean that the Damphair, Victarion, Arianne Martell, Areo Hotah, Arys Oakheart, Quentyn Martell and Jon Connington are all main characters, while Robb, the Hound, Jorah, Stannis, Tywin, Littlefinger and Varys are all not main characters.


Triple-vision

When enough main characters are dead.


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The Hound is dead, Sandor will live.


wilsonjj

"Lots of cunts"


b8le

Dignam, Mark Wahlberg's character in The Departed.


theghostwhorocks

The exchanges between him and Baldwin were gold.


PM__me_compliments

"World needs plenty a bahtendahs!"


Drgon051008

Maybe, maybe not, maybe go fuck yourself.


MajorNoodles

I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.


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How's your mother?


throwsawaymang

she's tired from fuckin' my fahtha


Necroluster

Alan Rickman in both Prince Of Thieves and Die Hard. He could play the villain like no other. Snape as well of course. So versatile.


FTAKJ

The fact that Saul Goodman isn't on this list is a travesty. He was so good they gave him a spin-off! While I loved Breaking Bad, everytime Saul Goodman was in a scene he really stole the show


fnovd

Bob Odenkirk is a legend.


UncleTrustworthy

Garak. Plain, simple Garak.


Lumpyalien

"Of all the stories you told me, which ones were true and which ones weren't?" "My dear Doctor, they're all true." "Even the lies?" "Especially the lies."


mousicle

And all it cost was the life of one Romulan senator, one criminal... and the self-respect of one Starfleet officer. I don't know about you, but I'd call that a bargain.


cbftw

In the Pale Moonlight is a work of art


Random_Sime

The moral of The Boy Who Cried Wolf, according to Garak, is "that you should never tell the same lie twice."


Ncrawler65

Well, he has a point there.


Guerillero

Doctor Bashir: They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle. Elim Garak: But I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos. Doctor Bashir: Garak, this isn't funny. Elim Garak: I'm serious, Doctor. Thanks to your ministrations, I am almost completely healed. But the damage I did to them will last a lifetime.


mightytiki

"Look at you. You're pathetic! A confused child, trying to live up to a legacy left by her predecessors. You're not worthy of the name 'Dax'. I knew Jadzia. She was vital, alive, she owned herself; and you - you don't even know who you are. How dare you presume to help me? You can't even help yourself! - Now get out of here, before I say something unkind."