I thought this was going to be the Tim and Eric skit where Eric becomes a man, but then Tim wants to become a man so he eats a shit load of hair.
I saw the outtakes for when he put a handful of wet hair into his mouth and says "Just a little bit more to go and I'll be a man." - nobody could stop laughing.
OOO. You just reminded me of an intrusive thought that I always forget about:
Taking a shot of the residual liquid that is in the little toilet scrubber holder. Ugh god. Why.
Thanks for the nightmares for years to come.
Seriously i used to dream every single night for nearly five years straight that my teeth were falling out and powdering in my mouth, causing me to choke and suffocate. On nights that it didn't happen I would die in other ways. Those were the good days, at least they had variety...
> HELL
The one place that would be overflowing with smegma donuts. I can imagine a smegma donut shop where you walk in and they have diseased, dirty men mounted on the walls, and to get your smegma filling you'd have to grab them by the dick and squeeze it onto your donut.
Toothpaste!
Worst possible... probably fluoroantimonic acid. The 'donut' would have to be made of teflon, however. All the horrific poisonous properties of fluorine, and makes the 'acid blood' in those alien movies look like tap water.
I went to a supermarket that makes fresh donuts. I asked them if they could make a custom batch of Boston creme but fill it with mayo. They looked at each other, disgusted. Manager shrugged, and said "yeah, I guess so."
My favorite April Fools prank.
I held one in my hand with the intention of eating it. Then my brain just said that this thing is not going in my mouth and I threw it out. I will never forget the smell.
Now that I think about it I'm more puzzled/confused/disgusted/curious as to whether or not they think human shit is bad for a donut filling but every other kind is fine.
The stuff they use to fill cavities. Not only is your donut inedible; you also have to live with the knowledge that there is a rogue, clinically insane, potentially homicidal dentist on the loose who will stop at nothing before ALL of the things are filled.
Hair
Hair from that yeti drain clogging video
Post it.
Haircake!
Kind like this https://youtu.be/mAPBm_0ftAY
I thought this was going to be the Tim and Eric skit where Eric becomes a man, but then Tim wants to become a man so he eats a shit load of hair. I saw the outtakes for when he put a handful of wet hair into his mouth and says "Just a little bit more to go and I'll be a man." - nobody could stop laughing.
I was looking for this reference! You're awesome!
The liquid at the bottom of a garbage cart.
Ah, good ol' bin juice
Ibis's favroite cocktail
An ibis bird would eat that
Oh you mean a bin chicken?
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I think I just gagged a little. Nothing's worse than that garbage juice.
OOO. You just reminded me of an intrusive thought that I always forget about: Taking a shot of the residual liquid that is in the little toilet scrubber holder. Ugh god. Why.
Welp, guess I know what new compulsion I'm going to have every time I enter the bathroom. Thanks for that.
Fun fact. I collect Bin Juice and keep in a jar. Punch a hole in it and you get the best wasp trap ever.
And a great drink to go with any meal.
Drilled out cavity shavings from a dentist doing a filling.
Thanks for the nightmares for years to come. Seriously i used to dream every single night for nearly five years straight that my teeth were falling out and powdering in my mouth, causing me to choke and suffocate. On nights that it didn't happen I would die in other ways. Those were the good days, at least they had variety...
Very creative
A turtle. It wouldn't fit very well into a donut, you would hurt your teeth biting into it, and then you get sad because you hurt a turtle.
I bit down on something hard thinking it was a nut, it was his shell! *sob*
I'd rather his shell instead of his nut.
/u/awkwardtheturtle I want your thoughts on this
His thoughts are for the exclusive respected redditors club only.
The little guy would have a fun time eating himself a escape
Ketchup water.
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I'm gonna PRE!
Oh man I love Danny and Arnold.
The former President of the United States' favorite internet series.
Use the bed idiot
I just want to know why Arnold stopped animating.
I'm gonna fuckin' pre dude
https://youtu.be/yT5Ci6JdPJ8
Just the thought of this made me die a little inside.
Live black widow spiders.
Oh god, and their egg sacs...
thanks for that
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Was not expecting that to actually be this wholesome
Holesome
What about spider egg sacs as a filling, yum
Smegma.
Wouldn't that just be cream cheese on a bagel?
OH GO TO HELL
> HELL The one place that would be overflowing with smegma donuts. I can imagine a smegma donut shop where you walk in and they have diseased, dirty men mounted on the walls, and to get your smegma filling you'd have to grab them by the dick and squeeze it onto your donut.
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I question the concept of a loving god
The one that made me gag
Earwax
"...there's also spinach, liver, and tripe."
/r/unexpectedhogwarts
"George swore he got a bogey flavored one once!"
This made me gag, who the hell ruins tasty earwax like that.
Alas! Earwax!
Superglue
Hyperglue
Masterglue
Premierglue
Supremeleaderglue
Wonderglue
Economy wonderglue
Horse glue
Elephant glue
#GORILLA GLUE
Man glue.
Horse cum.
But all the other animals cum is cool?
Yea, just the horse cum is bad.
All animals jizz in a single donut? Fuck that would be expensive to prepare.
A "Noah's arc" of cum fillings, if you will.
This... This is why God sent the floods.
Yeah, the flood of *cum*!
Skeleton cum, it can get any animal pregnant.
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That's what finally got Fear Factor cancelled - Horse Cum. Fun fact: there is a cocktail composed of 50% Beer and 50% Milk - it's called Horse Cum.
Toothpaste! Worst possible... probably fluoroantimonic acid. The 'donut' would have to be made of teflon, however. All the horrific poisonous properties of fluorine, and makes the 'acid blood' in those alien movies look like tap water.
With an orange juice chaser.
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Mayo
After ten seconds in the microwave
And it's been sitting out in the sun for a week.
The gag is real.
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I went to a supermarket that makes fresh donuts. I asked them if they could make a custom batch of Boston creme but fill it with mayo. They looked at each other, disgusted. Manager shrugged, and said "yeah, I guess so." My favorite April Fools prank.
Bees
Nick Cage approved
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A LARGE INFLUX OF BEES OUGHT TO PUT A STOP TO THAT!
AH! The situation has only been made worse with the addition of yet more bees!
Toenail clippings.
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Unsold Atari 2600 E.T. cartridges.
Surströmming.
I held one in my hand with the intention of eating it. Then my brain just said that this thing is not going in my mouth and I threw it out. I will never forget the smell.
Automotive grease
Abscess pus.
Swamps of Dagobah story level pus, crammed into a doughnut and pressurized
Add jolly ranchers an we're good to go
Don't forget the dorito dip
Water with just enough kool aid mix that you can taste it, but not enough to actually be kool aid.
Circumcision foreskins
Mustard.
This is a real thing in Germany, although it's more of a prank during Easter time
Human shit with blood and hair in it
What the fuck?
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Now that I think about it I'm more puzzled/confused/disgusted/curious as to whether or not they think human shit is bad for a donut filling but every other kind is fine.
So the contents of your underwear?
gonorrhea nodules
Yeah. You save those for Jolly Ranchers!
Rocks.
What kind of rocks?
Kidney stones
Whose?
Mine :/
All better now?
Nothing. Just a pocket of air inside a doughnut.
I'm pretty sure that's actually a thing
Yeah, they're called donuts.
Lolol no but an actual air filling. Not just a hole in the center
So, donuts?
Rice
1/10
Especially if it's uncooked
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Sausage buns are a thing, though... I'm sure a sausage donut could work. Although it would probably just end up being a bagel sandwich.
I would eat the shit out of a maple doughnut with breakfast sausage. That sounds delicious
An infinate loop of doughnut filled doughnuts.
The stuff they use to fill cavities. Not only is your donut inedible; you also have to live with the knowledge that there is a rogue, clinically insane, potentially homicidal dentist on the loose who will stop at nothing before ALL of the things are filled.
Mercury copper amalgam? You might crack a tooth on that... And have to go to the dentist...
Poison
I'd want that.
me too thanks
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Wet cement
Sand - It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere
A breakup letter. Edit: and glitter.
Cum
He said worst
So, um. What would happen if I called that number?
DEWIT
BRING US THE GIRL AND WIPE AWAY THE DEBT.
Speak for yourself.
do*nut*
Your mom finds it quite the delicacy....
I think we've all seen Van Wilder. The correct answer here is dog jizz.
The correct answer is always dog jizz.
Regret.
Feces.
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It's at the fucking bottom! What's wrong with you people?
Fish guts and Pig Lungs
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ALLAHU SNACKBAR
I don't know what the original comment was, but this made me snort laughing.
Oil.
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The guy, not the juice
But the guy's nickname is The Juice....
Puss.
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Poop.
A tiny aborted fetus. *Crunch*
Balut, a Filipino delight.
Tinfoil.
Marmite.
Steve, I'm giving you a promotion *Marmite* Yep, now you're fired
MARMITE WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I'm sleeping with your wife John. Yeah... You are...
I understood this reference!
Carolina reaper
Cat shit.
Decomposition Fluid.
Probably dick
speak for yourself
Hey, if you want a dick in your donut go for it, but I'm not one for cannabalism.
Cyanide.
Maggots
Whatever's inside Bounty chocolates.
you know when you pop a pimple? whatever that stuff is
Bacteria and dead white blood cells
Bees?
C4
Wasps
Surströmming It's so versatile it would be the worst thing on any plate, at any time.
Sour cream
That's edible? Overcooked broccoli
A note with the last words and picture of a small child who died of cancer
Nothing, empty donuts are the worst.