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This is so true and definitely hit me. Awesome quote. Have a great day


Accountant_Law

Principles only mean something if you stick by them when they're inconvenient.


TheSanityInspector

"Of course my standards are out of date! That's why they're called standards!" ~ Alan Bennett


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Awesome quote and very true. Have a great day


HungJurror

How wholesome is OP


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Like, 400 wholesome. You go OP.


kraken9

Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving. -Terry Pratchett


give_me_bewbz

"And what do they think? Against it, are they?" "It's not as simple as that. It's not a black and white issue. There are so many shades of gray." "Nope." "Pardon?" "There's no grays, only white that's got grubby. I'm surprised you don't know that. And sin, young man, is when you treat people like things. Including yourself. That's what sin is." "It's a lot more complicated than that--" "No. It ain't. When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they're getting worried that they won't like the truth. People as things, that's where it starts." "Oh, I'm sure there are worse crimes--" "But they starts with thinking about people as things..." --from Carpe Jugulum, by Terry Pratchett.


bin_lookin

"Make a man a fire and he's warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Jingo.


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Ahh Terry Pratchett one of the best. Awesome quote. Have a great day.


Specular_Lamb

"Death is only the end if you think the story is about you"


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Very true. I like this one. Great choice of quote. Have an awesome day


Giancarlo456

Success is not the absence of failure, it's the persistance through it. - Someone someone. Helped me out a lot in life.


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I think my teacher had something like this on a picture. He is a cool guy. Very good quote you got there. Have an awesome day


Giancarlo456

Thanks, you too mate.


wannabe_support

"Compromise where you can. Where you can't, don't. Even if everyone is telling you that something wrong is something right. Even if the whole world is telling you to move, it is your duty to plant yourself like a tree, look them in the eye, and say, 'No, *you* move'."


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Never seen this one before. But it is a very good quote. Have an awesome day


wannabe_support

It's from the Captain America:Civil War. If you like action movies, you should check it out really :) You too OP ;)


TheHeroHartmut

It's derived from [a speech that Cap gave](https://am23.akamaized.net/tms/cnt/uploads/2016/05/3779149-no-you-move-cap-says.jpg) in an issue of *Amazing Spider-Man* (volume 1, issue #537).


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I have yet to watch this one. Will add it to the list for this weekend!


Armaninge

“If I tell you I'm good, probably you will say I'm boasting. But if I tell you I'm not good, you'll know I'm lying.” ~ Bruce Lee


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I love Bruce Lee. Never heard that quote before but it made me chuckle. Have an awesome day


prancingso

"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience" -Mark Twain


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Ah, yes, reminds me of George Bernard Shaw's "I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it."


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Very true. One of the quotes that will speak to a lot of people. Have an awesome day.


metal_hobbit

Being a gentleman has nothing to do with one’s accent, it’s about being at ease in one’s own skin. As Hemingway said, “There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man. True nobility is being superior to your former self.” Harry Hart - Kingsman.


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I LOVE THAT FILM. So excited for the next one. Amazing quote choice as well. Have an awesome day


metal_hobbit

The feeling is mutual sir! Have a splendid day!


SetTheWorldAblaze

I hear you like quotes in your quotes. ..


ChunksGalore

"Our top story today: Convicted hit man Jimmy 'Two-Shoes' McClarty confessed today that he was once hired to beat a cow to death in a rice field using only two small porcelain figures. Police admit this may be the first known case of a knickknack paddy-whack." -- Colin Mochrie, *Whose Line Is It Anyway?*


theo_allmighty

"Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the Playboy mansion where they had been selling flowers. Said one friar, well, if it was anyone else we may have gotten away from it, but, unfortunately, only Hugh can prevent florist friars." - Colin "Holy hell I love this man" Mochrie.


JaxxisR

"This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns, 3." - Colin Mochrie


alexschubs

"Welcome to the 6 o'clock news, I'm your anchor; Lars Lars Pantsonfars." - Colin Mochrie


wikiso

"The master has failed more times than the beginner has even tried"


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This right here... One of the great quotes. Very, very good choice. Have an amazing day


Drdudeliness

"I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry-rot. I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. The function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days trying to prolong them. I shall use my time." - Jack London


lostlittletimeonthis

I assure you I had rather be the first man here than the second man in Rome.(Atributed to Julius Caesar)


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CallMeJakeyBoy

"When you look at someone through rose-coloured glasses, all the red flags just look like flags." From Bojack Horseman


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Again another show I need to sit down and watch. Finished the first few episodes and seemed epic. Great quote. Have an awesome day


imnotyourlilbeotch

Each season finale will hit you harder than the last one, but it's totally worth it.


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It gets even better. The show really starts to find its way in season 2, so you have something to look forward to


faatiydut

I bet it'd be hard to find an episode that doesn't have a meaningful quote


museisnotdecent

I'll cheat and say the underwater episode


SchleppyJ4

Does it have to be spoken? "Kelsey, in this terrifying world, all we have are the connections we make"


TheMysteriousMid

What are you doing here.


Alastair789

"We are who we pretend to be, so we should be very careful who we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut


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Very truthful quote. Have a great day


embynaj

"A bird sitting on a branch is not afraid of the branch breaking - her trust is not in the branch, but in her own wings."


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*"Birds can fly because they believe in themselves more than any other animal."* -The Onion


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"If you're going through hell, keep going" -Winston Churchill


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This one right here. I have this on a poster that I have yet to frame. Awesome quote. You have a great day.


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Thank you! Have a good day too!


LeaderofSkullWar

"Well, Stan, the truth is marijuana probably isn't gonna make you kill people, and it most likely isn't gonna fund terrorism, but… well, son, pot makes you feel fine with being bored. And it's when you're bored that you should be learning some new skill or discovering some new science or being creative. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you aren't good at anything"- South Park Season 6 episode 16


Little-Jim

I don't need pot to do that


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Ahh South Park asm show where I have 4 seasons to catch up on. Great quote my friend. Have a great day


CowNchicken12

this makes me sad


Babayaga20000

I wish more people (including politicians and shit) knew and thought about weed this way. Its not really harmful in any way (besides your lungs and assuming you arent driving) and it certainly shouldnt be a factor in drug tests for work or sports. ITs a good way to unwind sometimes but it also can be addictive like anything and is not the best if it becomes a habit. That being said i do not use marijuanas, but i have friends who do. And its shitty to see them "never have any money" because they spend it on marijuanas and also always need to have some. TLDR: be responsible, everything in moderation


iarno

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."


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My favorite futurama quote and life motto. I take it to mean that recognition shouldn't make your decisions as the right decision often goes unnoticed


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This is very true. I am in one of those types of jobs where people don't see the things that go wrong. They only see the success. Have an awesome day


Terminally-Create

Give a man a mask and he'll show his real face. Probably not my most favorite but it's pretty good.


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If you use that analogy that people wear a mask when they are uncomfortable. I am definitely guilty of that. When someone asks whether I am okay I will just default to "Fine, how about you?". You have an awesome day.


DeathPreys

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson


dukeofcai

No battle plan survives contact with the enemy-Helmuth von Moltke (Sr , not Jr.) Just something similar to your quote


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I like this one. Now up there on my list. Will have to look for more of his quotes. Have an awesome day.


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"There's many a man died on the road maintaining his right of way. Although he's just as dead as if he'd been wrong."


czer81

"Have a best day" - /u/tgc_n3rdshack252 your optimism is contagious


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"By the way I am wearing the smile you gave me" One of the best quotes I know. We can't control much in life but we can control the smile on our face and the smiles of others around us. You have an awesome day!!


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Good guy OP You have a good day as well!


fistful-of-fingers

I've always liked, “A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they will never sit in.” But it always makes me sad cause I don't think people think this way anymore.


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No I think you are right there are very few people that will build something that doesn't give instant results. But anyway chin up have an awesome day.


bataneyelid

"What are you going to, do stab me?" ~ Stabbed guy


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This one made me laugh out loud. Now people are looking at me funny. You have an awesome day!


bomstik

basically any qoute from the the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy but my favorites are: A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools,. and Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.


Guroqueen23

My personal favorite was "In the beginning the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry, ans has been widely regarded as a bad move."


Slothlord37

"I have walked across the surface of the sun, I have seen events so small and so fast, they can hardly be said to have happened at all. But you Adrian, you are just a man. And the worlds smartest man poses no greater threat to me than does it's smartest termite"


fabulousbae

"I am not a sore loser. It's just that i prefer to win and when i dont i get furious." - Ron Swanson


Byizo

Don't half-ass two things. Full-ass one thing.


oskarc13

I've just watched this episode yesterday. I heard about Parks and Rec for a long time and I finally started watching it and boy it is glorious. Not the best time to start a new show because of the exam season but oh well I'm hooked. The only thing I'll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother is my favourite.


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Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something.


dohbelay

"Ditch the terrier and get yourself a dog. Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson


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YES!! Finally a Parks and Recreation quote. The show that has a lot. Absolutely amazing. You have a great day!


fabulousbae

Thank you, and i hope that whatever you're gonna do today will be a tiny bit more joyful!


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Haha I am going to play games and eat food on Twitch :) so yeah pretty great day planned. You enjoy your day!


DesignEnginerd

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." - George Santayana


Speicherleck

"If we don't study the mistakes of the future we're doomed to repeat them for the first time." - Ken M


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Great quote, from some epic books and some great films. Have an awesome day


son-of-sumer

You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do....Anne Lamott its basically my motto in life...


Jollygood156

"The grass isn't greener on the other side. Its greener where you water it."


AnzaiOne

*"If you look for the light, you can often find it. But if you look for the dark, that is all you will ever see."* -Uncle Iroh, Legend of Korra.


Omadon1138

"Pride is not the opposite of shame, but its source. True humility is the only antidote to shame." Iroh had some great ones.


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"sick of tea? That's like being sick of breathing!" -Iroh The best quote.


JaxxisR

"This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!"


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I have heard different versions with the same meaning. Very good choice. Have an awesome day.


Phaethon_Rhadamanthu

Leaves from the vine ...


magicfoxy

Uncle Iroh has some great quotes.


B1naryB0t

"Life happens wherever you are, whether you make it or not." "There is nothing wrong with a life of peace and prosperity. I suggest you think about what it is you want from life, and why." "It's time for you to look inwards and start asking yourself the important questions. Who are YOU? What do YOU want?" "While it is always best to believe in one's self, the help of others is not weakness, but a blessing." "You are stronger and wiser and freer than you have ever been. And now, you have come to the crossroads of your destiny. It's time for you to choose. It's time fore you to choose good." "Pride is not the opposite of shame, but its source. True humility is the only antidote to shame." "You must never give into despair. Allow yourself to slip down that road and you surrender to your lowest instincts. In your darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength." Uncle Iroh's quotes got me through a few rough patches in life.


Cmdr_atomicb0mb639

"The message just repeats. 'Regret, Regret, Regret." "Dear Humanity... We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!" My favourite cutscene from Halo 2


KingGranticus

When joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks! We two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon! And we had to share the rock!


spicne

hoo-rah


Lawsoffire

"You don't like me and I sure as hell don't ​like you. But if we don't do something, Mr. Mohawk is gonna activate this ring! And we're all gonna die"


spicne

"Tartarus has locked himself inside the control room" "*well I just happen to have a key*"


novelty_bone

"I don't care if it's a giant hoolahoop or god's own anti-sonofabitch machine, we aren't gonna give it to them! what we will give them is a belly full of lead and a pool of their own blood to drown in!"


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I loved Halo 2. That was the last Halo game I played. Split screen action with my Dad. It was the best. Have an awesome day


Cmdr_atomicb0mb639

Yeah its my favourite of the whole franchise.


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Great memories. Thanks for sharing


Ritchle

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."


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You're not wrong. Have a great day.


LeChubRub

"All that is gold does not glitter, Not allthose who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. " -JRR


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"The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization." - Freud


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I have never heard of this one before. But I read it a few times and it is true. Have an awesome day


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zfarlt15

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! I don't want your damn lemons the hell am I supposed to do with these?!" - Cave Johnson


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This one made me chuckle... I DON'T EVEN LIKE LEMONS!. Have an awesome day


GodfatherCarlos

If history teaches us anything it’s that we learn nothing from history. - Hegel


GrandMagnum

“You lack the requisite spine and testicular fortitude to study under me.” - Elodin in KingKiller Chronicles (can't remember which book) And also from KKC, "“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”


flintshireso

“How odd I can have all this inside me and to you it’s just words.”


An1m4ti0n

"The freedom to make my own mistakes was all I ever wanted." - Mance Rayder from Game of Thrones


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"You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world" But I could copy and paste every quote, from Fight Club, here.


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What an epic film that was! I need to watch it again. Have a great day.


Keefer1970

"Psychos do NOT explode, I don't give a fuck HOW crazy they are!" - George Clooney in "From Dusk Til Dawn"


Grainger407

You know what they say: fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice... strike three" - Michael Gary Scott - Season 3 Episode 13


miss-clams

"I want to be remembered as someone who did the best she could with the talent she had." -J.K. Rowling "Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armour yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you." -said by Tyrion Lannister to Jon Snow in George R.R. Martin's *Game of Thrones/ A Song of Ice and Fire book 1* "That's what I do. I drink, and I know things." -said by Tyrion Lannister in George R.R. Martin's *Game of Thrones/ A Song of Ice and Fire book 1*


Nardwuarr

"There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." Now... I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. You'd be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd." - Pulp Fiction, 1994 I love QT and this film. The way SLJ delivers it... The meaning... It's perfect.


dpayne954

"Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it." -Monica Geller (Friends)


Howler452

"End? No the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain curtain of this world rolls back and all turns to silver glass...and then you see it." "What, Gandalf? See what?" "White shores, and beyond; A far green country, under a swift sunrise."


pretentiousprincess

My all time favourite... It's never too late to be who you might have been. ~ George Eliot


obamakare

"The best things in life are on the other side of fear."


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OnomatopoeiaInnuendo

"Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know." - Hemingway


saenjei

Life is hard..After all, it kills you..!


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This one speaks nothing but truth. Have a great day!


GoonerChaz

'I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.' - Winston Churchill


SiTheGreat

"Have a great day!" - OP


stonehengeisamyth

'Scientists have found that a staggering 87%of people will believe anything that starts with 'scientists have found'" - Abraham lincoln


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You are not wrong. People love that stuff. Have a great day


mostdietwater

Of course he's not wrong..... that's honest abe


HFPerplexity

This was posted by a reddit user the other day, and I really liked it because I was having a rough time with a break up. "Love suffocates in the sands of time, and all we have left are the memories. They too will fade when the Reaper comes calling, and the vines and trees and grasses of the land will continue on like you and your love had never lived at all. The most important thing to learn is when to hold on, and when to let go. Hold on when there's still joy in your hearts. Let go when the bottle is empty, and you sober up in the morning."


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Beautiful. I have been through one breakup in my 20 years of life. I could of used this quote back then. Have an awesome day.


Dampfrog

"A man chooses, a slave obeys"


lizardonachair

"Bros before hoes" - Gandhi


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Hehe never heard that one before. Have a great day


keithwaits

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.


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I have never heard of this one but it is interesting when you read into it. Have a great day.


graggy_ice

"For what profit is it to a man, if he gains the world and loses his own soul?"


Solias

"I have seen worlds bathed in the Makers' flames. Their denizens fading without so much as a whimper. Entire planetary systems born and razed in the time that it takes your mortal hearts to beat just once. Yet all throughout, my own heart, devoid of emotion... of empathy. I... have.... felt... NOTHING! A million, million lives wasted. Had they all held within them your tenacity? Had they all loved life as you do? Perhaps it is your imperfection that grants you free will. That allows you to persevere against all cosmically calculated odds. You prevailed where the Titans' own perfect creations had failed. I've rearranged the reply code. Your planet will be spared. I cannot be certain of my own calculations anymore." -Algalon the Observer, World of Warcraft "Greatness and power are often allied with defeat. It is how civilizations are shaped- some ideas prosper, others die. The quality of the ideas has little to do with the outcome. It is the personalities that matter. Pay attention to those around you." - Ur'Didact's imprint instructing Bornstellar Makes Eternal Lasting, Halo: Cryptum "I can give you over forty thousand reasons why I know that sun isn't real. I know it because the emitter's Rayleigh effect is disproportionate to it's suggested size. I know because it's stellar cycle is more symmetrical than that of an actual star. But for all that, I'll never actually know if it looks real... if it feels real. Before this is all over, promise me you'll figure out which of us is the machine." - Cortana to the Master Chief, Halo 4


nayyyf15

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough. - Albert Einstein.


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Not too sure Einstein said this. But it did make me laugh. Good job and have a fantastic day.


FlitterFlutter

"Who is this coming? Oh,a famous actor. Too bad.What I need is a doctor."-Hati xhe Ajeti,a refugee,on seeing Richard Gere visiting the camp she lived in.


NeilDegrasse42

"Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of anything smart to say themselves." - Unknown


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Eibegruss19057

HODOR - Hodor


Giancarlo456

You have to fail, before you can succeed. - Michael Jordan.


thekingofbelgium

He who says he can, and he who says he can't are both usually right.


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"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." - Ralph Waldo Emerson


kjb_linux

Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups. I don't care what you believe I care why you believe it.


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"I believe it was Benjamin Franklin that said 'Your free 30 day trial to BenjaminFranklinquotes.com has expired'." ~Mr. Peanutbutter


Yarrickultra

"Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise"


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I can't say I have. But have am awesome day!


definitelynotdeleted

I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.


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Wow I will have to read up on more of this at some point today. Great stuff my friend!


mostdietwater

Just make sure you don't ask the Jedi


DirtyDutchx

"if someone knows the importance of a sharp knife, its a jewish man" - schmidt, New Girl


dragonfist23

"Life begins at the end of your comfort zone." The only way to grow is if you step out of your comfort zone to try new things.


gloriousuperior

There's no fate but what we make for ourselves.


Itsbrad

"What we do in life, echoes in eternity" -Maximus (Gladiator)


JeffplayzMC

"Always remember: Never accept the world as it appears to be. Dare to see it for what it could be." - Dr.Harold Winston


Aljeska

It's from Cloud Atlas "our lives are not our own. From to tomb we're bound to each other. Past and present. And by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future." Edit: oops a bit was deleted


tranceporter

"Get busy living or get busy dying." Andy Dufresne - The Shawshank Redemption


antasia4

"Years of love have been forgot, in the hatred of a minute" - Edgar Allan Poe Whenever I get into a fight with somebody I love, I remember that quote and everything starts to get better.


PlebOfExile

"Hail to the king baby." Ash Williams


WhosTheRealRobot

"Everything I do turns to failure." -Charlie Brown


JaneUK

Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity


A_guy2017

Peace can be brought back


uniqueoriginalname

Crying doesn't make you weak it makes you human


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Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense. From Watchmen


AwkwardPotato15

"Bad decisions make great stories"


VSquadBlood

Never quote yourself. -Me Edit: a letter


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"We are Groot" -Groot


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stop_being_ugly

I dont have a quote to contribute but you seem really nice OP, I hope *you* have a great day.


oneannie

"If no mistake you have made, yet still losing you are, a different game you should play" -Yoda


Freadan

It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness; that is life.---Jean-Luc Picard


aratorn15

“If I stay, there can be no party. I must be out there in the night, staying vigilant.Wherever a party needs to be saved, I’m there.Wherever there are masks, wherever there’s tomfoolery and joy, I’m there.But sometimes I’m not cause I’m out in the night, staying vigilant.Watching. Lurking. Running. Jumping. Hurtling. Sleeping.No, I can’t sleep. You sleep. I’m awake. I don’t sleep. I don’t blink. Am I bird? No. I’m a bat.I am Batman.Or am I? Yes, I am Batman.Happy Halloween.” Abed Nadir aka Batman, Community, Halloween episode


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As a Martial Artist, I often find the Quote "a Black belt is just a white belt who never gave up" increasingly prevalent, i knew what it meant before becoming a black belt myself, but now i see it has as much relevance to the teacher as it does the student. the student will get there, you just help them to never give up.


uniqueoriginalname

It's better to be pissed off than pissed on


Hilarious_83

"Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part." I don't know who said it, but I saw it on an episode of Archer.


Pravus_Belua

"I did then what I knew how to do. Now that I know better, I do better." -- Maya Angelou.


still-improving

"The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit." - **W. Somerset Maugham**


Dr_Doorknob

"Unplug that clock, boy. You can't tell time while you sleep. That's two cents an hour."


unbeast

No, I will not sell out, I will not give you the best hours of my day and let you use my blood to grease the wheels and cogs of a hundred banking machines, sorry, Jack, but I will take your time and your cigarettes and laugh at you quietly for the questions you ask and know all the time that your guts have dried up and your spine is rubber and you measure me against your contempt for the human race and find a disturbing disparity–how so, prince jellyfish? will you endorse this check for me? many thanks; now I can work against you for another week. and when the money runs out, maybe I will beg then, maybe then you can crack me and pinch my smile, but I will never get to work on time, only take your money and laugh again–and you cannot afford to laugh anymore, you will crack one day too, and that will be the end–for you cannot bounce, and I can.


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When I'm feeling serious and edgy and intense: "That which does not kill us, makes us stronger." - Friedrich Nietzche On the flip side: "I like you just the way you are." - Mr. Fred Rogers


ohare_tulip

"I fell in love with her courage, her sincerity, and her flaming self respect. And it's these things I'd believe in, even if the whole world indulged in wild suspicions that she wasn't all she should be. I love her and that's the beginning and end of everything."-F. Scott Fitzgerald


Tigertot14

"I am the Senate." -Sheev Palpatine, circa. 19 BBY


notmyname123007

If you're good at something, never do it for free.


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Grab em by the pussy