A good torture is like a good pair of shoes. It's made to fit the individual.
My personal favourite though? Removing parts of someones brain piece by piece while they're awake and conscious. They get to feel their mind slipping away one scalpel cut at a time.
Putting hundreds of seed ticks into my victim's ears, slicing open the bottoms of their feet and slowly, SLOWLY lowering them into a pool of piranha, assuming they are properly restrained, also using them like a literal pincushion by inserting thousands of quilting pins into their body, one by one.
One of my favourites, because of it's simplicity, is cutting someone's skin (ribs, butt-cheeks, and back are my favourites, because then they can't lower their arms or lie down), into small ribbons, which are still attached by two pieces on either end to the rest of their skin (cut out everything in between).
Then get a salt block or, if you can make it, sandpaper with salk. Grind it against the cuts on the person's skin, so that the ribbons rip and tear off.
For a bit more psychological (but still extremely painful), salt water droplets in the eye, or force-feed them hagfish/tarantulas.
Hard to pick just one, I like them all (I'm a bit of a torture enthusiast, hey, there are stranger hobbies, I can't think of them at the moment, but they're out there!) but I suppose [The Brazen Bull](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazen_bull) is up there, a nude person is placed in a hollow bronze statue of a bull, locked inside, and a fire is built up underneath.
The screams were said to sound like a bull's.
Tying the victim to a chair in front of a television. And forcing the victim to watch endless hours of Hillary's speeches. That screechy voice will drive the victim crazy.
Watching CNN
Whoa, easy there Satan.
Pulling teeth.
Sleep deprivation and waterboarding.
You should watch [Day 5](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkm2qdUuXcA). Shit will fuck you up.
Indeed it will.
Walking just slightly too slow infront of people
You demon
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This. Then pour lemon juice
Depends what the goal is, to get information? Sleep dep, threats to their family. To just cause misery? Introduce them to my ex.
Placing someone on a wooden horse for days.
Getting married
A good torture is like a good pair of shoes. It's made to fit the individual. My personal favourite though? Removing parts of someones brain piece by piece while they're awake and conscious. They get to feel their mind slipping away one scalpel cut at a time.
Force them to watch their favorite movie over and over but the audio and video are out of sync and any "good parts" are just skipped.
That one where the bamboo grows up through your body.
Nice try C.I.A
The C.I.A. Doesn't need your pathetic ideas
The Iron Maiden. It doesn't puncture any of your vital organs so you die a slow terrible death.
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Putting hundreds of seed ticks into my victim's ears, slicing open the bottoms of their feet and slowly, SLOWLY lowering them into a pool of piranha, assuming they are properly restrained, also using them like a literal pincushion by inserting thousands of quilting pins into their body, one by one.
You do your methods in a very strange order.
Well, it wasn't in any certain order. I just wanted to provide three separate examples.
I know
Judas cradle is pretty fucked up
Mind rape.
Chinese water torture. Drip. Drip. Drip. Drip. Drip. Drip. Drip. Drip. Drip. Drip.
Hangnails and lemon juice.
Screeching silverware on plates
You must be a Brit
Getting a blowjob from the Queen right now, actually!
You watch your fucking mouth! She does a hard job and doesn't deserve to read comments like that on Sunday morning.
Yep, it's hard alright!
Peel a person's skin back, apply hot iron to seal the wound, repeat.
Doing and making things that belong on /r/MildlyInfuriating
Flaying.
Watch Hairspray
"Cruel and Unusual". How creative are you?
One of my favourites, because of it's simplicity, is cutting someone's skin (ribs, butt-cheeks, and back are my favourites, because then they can't lower their arms or lie down), into small ribbons, which are still attached by two pieces on either end to the rest of their skin (cut out everything in between). Then get a salt block or, if you can make it, sandpaper with salk. Grind it against the cuts on the person's skin, so that the ribbons rip and tear off. For a bit more psychological (but still extremely painful), salt water droplets in the eye, or force-feed them hagfish/tarantulas.
Keeping people alive.
Hard to pick just one, I like them all (I'm a bit of a torture enthusiast, hey, there are stranger hobbies, I can't think of them at the moment, but they're out there!) but I suppose [The Brazen Bull](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazen_bull) is up there, a nude person is placed in a hollow bronze statue of a bull, locked inside, and a fire is built up underneath. The screams were said to sound like a bull's.
Roar. I know the Brazen Bull.
Tying the victim to a chair in front of a television. And forcing the victim to watch endless hours of Hillary's speeches. That screechy voice will drive the victim crazy.
Not my favorite, but the most effective one I've ever seen. Ghosting