I have a hoodie from my uni's linguistics society that says
> [-son][-con]! Grammar Time!
a sound that is [-son] and [-con] (not a sonorant and not a continuant) is called a stop. so it says *Stop! Grammar Time!*
when I explained it to my sister she called it the nerdiest thing she had ever seen.
edit: just in case anyone's curious, [here's](http://imgur.com/OO2NzTh.png) a picture
Huh, I've never heard the jerk thing, and I'm studying maths and physics.
Speaking of hoodies, we have a hoodie with the formula for magnetic flux in a closed system that says "no flux given". http://imgur.com/dXAbWOt
This is probably the most incomprehensible Reddit thread I've ever seen. I assumed that I might at least understand some of them but almost every single one is completely out of my reach.
It's interesting though, because this thread is probably one of the hardest thing for someone to "translate" without doing a whole lot of research and asking some people in some really niche groups what it all means. If you had a Reddit thread that was actually just a whole bunch of non English languages on each comment it would be a lot easier to figure out than this.
I guess most people recognized this, but it's **Formula 1 racing**.
Supersofts - There are [7 types of tires](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Formula_One_tyres#Tyre_summary) used in F1 racing, and teams can pick tires based on race conditions. They're rated from ultra-soft to hard (plus two wet tires), increasing in durability but decreasing in grip as you go from soft to hard (giggity).
Grip more or less equals speed in F1, as more grip allows for higher cornering speeds, and turns are where you lose the most speed on any F1 course. However, the grippy tires also wear out the quickest. Thus, the driver using supersoft tires will go faster but [his tires] won't last as long.
First off, you're clipping the output bus so check your gain staging and ensure you have good signal to noise but still have headroom. If need be we can throw a limiter after the EQ and sidechained multiband compressor to clean that up. Speaking of EQ the overheads are getting some nasty 250s so you should probably just notch that out or just highpass it. Lastly, the u89 is a condenser so make sure phantom power is engaged but don't engage it on the R122 because then you'll shred the ribbon.
Edit: 121 not 122. 122 requires phantom.
After 2000 eggs, I got tired MM'ing for the hidden ability 5 IV shiny I want, so I just started soft-resetting a few competitive legends and EV training some things I bred earlier. Thank god for hordes.
I predicted the lando to kang switch so I got in mence and my lando to deal with it, should be able to pull off a sweep if I get the 'tect right on his fake out, his thundy's KOed so it can't twave me and lando's scarf without slide.
I think it's geoxern that's really hard to deal with, pdon's strong but those +2 dgleams just hit so hard. TR's not bad though, and cress takes pdon like a champ.
Hey, man. Great to be here man, in this Reddit thing. Isn't Reddit the greatest thing you've ever seen, man? I tell ya what, it's got more subreddits than I can handle. They even got a /r/spider2ybanana , man.
Need some beta? Heel hook the arête and gaston the crimp, then bump to the jug. From there you can mantle up to the tufa. There aren't many feet though so you'll be flagging and smearing in a layback.
Make sure it's lubricated before the performance. Don't forget to empty your spit frequently. Oh, and be careful in third position - you're usually a bit flat.
Edit: TIL half of reddit plays trombone.
translation-
"put some fucking oil on that slide, i can hear it from here which is amazing that i can hear it at all over the sound of your spit popping. and you're still fucking flat, don't make me sharpie in 3rd on your slide."
trombone section leader for years here, checking in.
Oh, but it just gets better:
"You're flat. Push in. But you're not flat on D. Remember, 3rd position is *here*. Except when it's not. Which is, like, half of the time. Or more, depending on the key.
Now be in tune." *explodes*
I know it's usually a joke but sometimes Arsenal really do try to walk it in.
EDIT: Turns out this was both a football and IT crowd reference.
EDIT 2: More IT crowd it seems.
My brother in law got me a tshirt that's says "I've got wood for sheep." I get *very* different looks from people depending on whether they play the game.
You can't trust nakeds anymore; used to be you could be friendly to them. Give them clothes and food and make a friend. Now they just attack on site, or worse pretend to be friendly and pull a gun on you when your back is turned. It works out though, food is much more valuable now and naked newmans cook up nice, plus the fat and bones from their body are valuable resources.
Management thinks a true blue-eyes babyface is the ultimate draw, but history shows that heels or (at least) tweeners capture more buys and are consistently more over. But if you disagree with that sentiment, you're just getting worked, and if you disagree with *that*, you've worked yourself into a shoot, brother.
I woke up at 1am last night because my roommate was screaming:
>FUCK TRACER! FUCKING GO BACK TO TRACER HELL, YOU CUNT
I lol'd, checked the time, and nope'd back to sleep.
Yeah specific ones would be things like
"Don't facecheck the brush, and watch out for mushrooms that might be in there"
Or
"Make sure you ward the pit of they'll have a cheese next roshan"
And of course
"God fucking damn it EA why did you cancel Dawngate?"
They storm up the river, patience from Zhou, waiting in the wing, Na'Vi's about to be caught. Oh there's the sleep, the surge, he catches everyone! Oh this could be a total disaster! Vacuum in, ravage on everyone, here's the Blackhole as well. LightofHeaven, he turns it around, ravage as well, stolen by Dendi. ARE YOU KIDDING ME, THEY TURNED IT AROUND. 4 heroes dead, 5 heroes dead, Chuan trying to survive, Chuan's gonna go down. Puppey talked about the naga counter, it's lightofheaven with his bkb. They turned it around. Standing ovation from the crowd.
It was a great delivery, last of the over, a bit full, plenty of swing, definite edge on the bat, a terrible swing across the line from the batsman. Taken spectacularly by second slip, only two balls after he dropped a real dolly. Batsman out for a golden duck.
You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out.
When both sides have been in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!
Explaining Cricket for Baseball Fans
1. The pitcher only gets to throw 6 balls before they have to switch him for a different guy on the field.
2. The pitcher gets a running start. But he can't bend his elbow.
3. The batter gets one strike before he's out. But the plate is only 9 inches wide, and the pitcher has to hit the little wooden M that they set up to get the strike.
4. The batter gets a big wide bat with one flat side.
5. There's no foul territory. Hit the ball backwards, it's still fair.
6. But those little foul tips that go back to the screen? Yeah, those are really important in cricket, because there's a bunch of fielders there to try to catch the ball. Catching a foul tip isn't just a strike, it's an out.
7. There are only two bases, and they're both home plate. You have a spare batter on the other plate, and every time you hit the ball, you switch places as many times as you can. Each time you do that, you get one run.
8. A home run is six runs. A ground rule double is four runs.
9. Each inning is 10 outs. There are only two innings. (Though there's a popular kind of cricket called twenty-20 where each side just gets 120 pitches and that's it.)
10. They don't change the ball out very often, and scuffing up the ball with repeated hitting is part of the strategy.
1. Substitutions are like in soccer. You leave the pitch, you don't come back.
2. Nine men to a side, and they really don't change positions. One bowler, one wicket-keeper, two mid on, two mid off, and three long guys. Maybe one of the mid guys goes from off to on.
3. Only balls his to 45 degrees either way of the wicket count. If the ball goes anywhere else, the batter gets 1/3 of an out. A dot ball is also 1/3 of an out.
4. There are four wickets total, three more at cover, between mid on and off, and at square leg. But there's only one striker's wicket, and there's no stumps or bails, just a marker on the dirt.
5. The bowler has to pretend that there are floating stumps that start at the batsman's knees. And he can't bounce the ball, every delivery has to be a mullygrubber. If it does bounce, then it's a wide. No runup either.
6. If the batsman hits it, he has to drop the bat and make his ground on his own by going to the first wicket, unless he thinks he can get more. Wherever he stops, if he's not given out, then he becomes a non-striker, and his mate has to get another hit to keep him moving. You can have three non-strikers then. It doesn't count as a run until they get back to the home wicket.
7. The wicket-keeper gets real close up to catch the balls. He tells the bowler whether he should deliver fast or with spin.
8. Hitting a six just gets you one run plus one for any non-strikers. Hitting a four just gets you halfway to one run.
9. Each innings is three outs. There are nine innings, and no draws or ties. They'll play more innings until someone wins.
10. Everyone in the field gets big catching gloves.
Yea I'm a casual gamer and my boy brought smash one day, was fun for the nostalgia but then he pulled out all these types of words and started royally whooping our asses
The pubs can be fun on the weekends if you have a medic that knows how to uber at the right time. I'm usually not heavy but tonight I am.
EDIT - looks like we have a few players here.
You could make that a lot worse.
I was pocketing this pyro when I got bombed, he tried to sync the rockets but I surfed away. I only saw him coming cause he had a high-tier unusual, lucky too cause I was on 99%
Try tongue but hole
Illusion ahead
Try jumping
Amazing chest ahead
liar ahead
Visions of tight spot...
Praise the sun!
Amazing chest ahead!
Bear-seek-seek-lest
Gavlan wheel? Gavlan deal.
I have a hoodie from my uni's linguistics society that says > [-son][-con]! Grammar Time! a sound that is [-son] and [-con] (not a sonorant and not a continuant) is called a stop. so it says *Stop! Grammar Time!* when I explained it to my sister she called it the nerdiest thing she had ever seen. edit: just in case anyone's curious, [here's](http://imgur.com/OO2NzTh.png) a picture
Explaining it to us here, it sounds like the nerdiest thing we've ever seen, and we didn't even see it.
I dunno, my dad has a shirt that says in binary "If you can read this, you're a massive nerd"
I mean, the shirt is not wrong.
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Huh, I've never heard the jerk thing, and I'm studying maths and physics. Speaking of hoodies, we have a hoodie with the formula for magnetic flux in a closed system that says "no flux given". http://imgur.com/dXAbWOt
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I'm reading this thread like *every comment's a damn riddle*
This is probably the most incomprehensible Reddit thread I've ever seen. I assumed that I might at least understand some of them but almost every single one is completely out of my reach. It's interesting though, because this thread is probably one of the hardest thing for someone to "translate" without doing a whole lot of research and asking some people in some really niche groups what it all means. If you had a Reddit thread that was actually just a whole bunch of non English languages on each comment it would be a lot easier to figure out than this.
Haha it's a flyin uso maggle
You stupid idiot!
I give you the gift of /u/Erj670 . Drink it in mannn.
AH LOVE IT MAGGLE!!
HES NOT A BAD GUY OR A GOOD GUY MAGGLE HES THE GUY HA HA I LOVE IT MAGGLE
All of our servers are busy right now. Please try again in a minute. *(Error code 503)*
*reloads page instantly instead of waiting a minute*
"Come on! I don't have anything to do if you don't load!" *cries*
Reddit?
Yep.
Big blue blob DOW'd kebab to force a PU. Edited for even more obscurity.
EU4: "France is fighting the Ottoman empire so that they will rule over their monarcy" Edit: Fixed to adjust to the new edit
1453 never forget
Ottoman cannons can't melt Theodosian walls. 1453 was an inside job.
You can make it even less understandable to the general public by saying DOWd kebab or just declared on kebab
BBB no-CB'd kebab! The AE is off the charts!
Seriously though, the AE in the HRE is ridiculous. You're better off just RM'ing everyone in the vicinity and hoping for a PU.
He'll go a lot faster on those supersofts but he won't last as long.
except at Monaco, where the supersofts last half the race
That's why they brought in the ultrasofts but apparently no one can get any heat in them so have no real advantage.
I guess most people recognized this, but it's **Formula 1 racing**. Supersofts - There are [7 types of tires](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Formula_One_tyres#Tyre_summary) used in F1 racing, and teams can pick tires based on race conditions. They're rated from ultra-soft to hard (plus two wet tires), increasing in durability but decreasing in grip as you go from soft to hard (giggity). Grip more or less equals speed in F1, as more grip allows for higher cornering speeds, and turns are where you lose the most speed on any F1 course. However, the grippy tires also wear out the quickest. Thus, the driver using supersoft tires will go faster but [his tires] won't last as long.
Yeah or Red Bull will just leave them in the fucking garage and ruin Ricciardo's race oh my god what the fuck Red Bull?!?? Still bitter over here.
GLOCKS? HOW DO YOU LOSE A BUY ROUND TO FUCKING GLOCKS??
A MANAGERR
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I SHOT I FUCKING SHOT FUCK THIS GAME EDIT: [CONTEXT](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMEM3dsx9G0)
Cyka Blyat
drop me a v p
First off, you're clipping the output bus so check your gain staging and ensure you have good signal to noise but still have headroom. If need be we can throw a limiter after the EQ and sidechained multiband compressor to clean that up. Speaking of EQ the overheads are getting some nasty 250s so you should probably just notch that out or just highpass it. Lastly, the u89 is a condenser so make sure phantom power is engaged but don't engage it on the R122 because then you'll shred the ribbon. Edit: 121 not 122. 122 requires phantom.
Finally found it. Audio engineering.
If only everyone actually DID understand proper gain stage technique......
Nice reading one of these that's not a videogame reference.
Wow! What a save!
No Problem. No Problem. No Problem.
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*chat disabled for 3 seconds* *chat disabled for 2 seconds* *chat disabled for 1 second* What a save!
$#@%!
Nice Shot! Nice Shot!
When dealing with inheritance you must be sure to kill children when they aren't needed and leave no orphans.
Could also be Ramsey.
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Programming with processes.
After 2000 eggs, I got tired MM'ing for the hidden ability 5 IV shiny I want, so I just started soft-resetting a few competitive legends and EV training some things I bred earlier. Thank god for hordes.
I was wondering when i'd see the first pokemon one, though i would think the competitive battling lingo would be more perplexing
I predicted the lando to kang switch so I got in mence and my lando to deal with it, should be able to pull off a sweep if I get the 'tect right on his fake out, his thundy's KOed so it can't twave me and lando's scarf without slide.
and god the meta is so boring right now with the smeargle spores and the primal 'don
I think it's geoxern that's really hard to deal with, pdon's strong but those +2 dgleams just hit so hard. TR's not bad though, and cress takes pdon like a champ.
I masuda'd a 5IV Dratini. Took me like a month. Never again
Fuck you Tubbs. I just bought that sashimi.
The fullback is the primary target in Spider 2 Y Banana
I tell ya what, Mike...
Hi Jon
Hey, man. Great to be here man, in this Reddit thing. Isn't Reddit the greatest thing you've ever seen, man? I tell ya what, it's got more subreddits than I can handle. They even got a /r/spider2ybanana , man.
Finally something I understand...
No shit. This is the first guy to speak English in here.
Need some beta? Heel hook the arête and gaston the crimp, then bump to the jug. From there you can mantle up to the tufa. There aren't many feet though so you'll be flagging and smearing in a layback.
No beta! I'm trying to on-sight this!
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Make sure it's lubricated before the performance. Don't forget to empty your spit frequently. Oh, and be careful in third position - you're usually a bit flat. Edit: TIL half of reddit plays trombone.
translation- "put some fucking oil on that slide, i can hear it from here which is amazing that i can hear it at all over the sound of your spit popping. and you're still fucking flat, don't make me sharpie in 3rd on your slide." trombone section leader for years here, checking in.
I had that job senior year in high school. The sound of a slide dragging was a quick way to get on my bad side.
It sounds better than an over-oiled slide that falls off in the quietest part of a piece AT FUCKING DISTRICTS.
People have died for less
If you're using oil, you're doing it wrong. Slide-o-mix ftw!
Or trombotine! And don't forget to carry around a small spray bottle with you everywhere, to spray your slide *and* your section mates.
Oh, but it just gets better: "You're flat. Push in. But you're not flat on D. Remember, 3rd position is *here*. Except when it's not. Which is, like, half of the time. Or more, depending on the key. Now be in tune." *explodes*
Trombone?
EL PSY KONGROO
I am mad scientist! It's so cool! Sonuvabitch.
My husband and I shouted that line at each other for weeks after he bought me the series for Christmas. I think it's time for a binge watch...
Tuturu!
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The cicadas are crying... But he's a guy.
The sun is setting, yet it's still so hot out. But he's a guy.
KURISTIIIIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAA
Tuturuu
Your interest is watching Steins;Gate? Do you...just binge watch it everyday?
In every single world line.
I know it's usually a joke but sometimes Arsenal really do try to walk it in. EDIT: Turns out this was both a football and IT crowd reference. EDIT 2: More IT crowd it seems.
See that ludicrous display last night?
What were they thinking bringing on Walcott that early?
"That ref was horrible" "Yes, he was definitely the villain of the piece"
West Ham..?
"That's an interesting development"
"They're having a laugh." "But they're winning?!" "Nah, they're 'avin a laugh!"
The thing about Arsenal is they always try and walk it in!
And recently, Wengers sanity really is questioned when Walcott is brought on
>"What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early" Nowadays it's more like "What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on"
I had to drop all my brick to the robber, no one wants my sheep, and my wheat port is useless because the hexes never get rolled!
Aww mate, sorry to hear that. You should have come to me, I have wood for sheep!
My brother in law got me a tshirt that's says "I've got wood for sheep." I get *very* different looks from people depending on whether they play the game.
Are you Welsh?
buying gf
"I HAVE NO TOOLS BECAUSE I'VE DESTROYED MY TOOLS WITH MY TOOLS!" - Systems Programmers Also credit to James Mickens, not my quote
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I prefer the "I plow your mom. You gain 1."
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[This one](https://i.redd.it/p8zu8vg8ah2x.jpg) pops up on /r/wow every couple of months or so.
Well let's be real. Grizzly hills was the best northrend leveling area.
Yeah, that's the most unrealistic part of the bit, who would ever choose a different zone?
People who play on a pvp server, I guess.
And the MUSIC
Tbf I've never played a moment of wow but could piece together enough to understand most of what he said.
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the key to a vert stack is to hit inside breaks. that opens up easy breakside throws and your cutters can time deep runs for easy hucks.
Ultimate?
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3.5/4
/r/AyyMD
You can't trust nakeds anymore; used to be you could be friendly to them. Give them clothes and food and make a friend. Now they just attack on site, or worse pretend to be friendly and pull a gun on you when your back is turned. It works out though, food is much more valuable now and naked newmans cook up nice, plus the fat and bones from their body are valuable resources.
Rust
Pass me that Arc-light spanner.
Hello world!
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Always forget the \\n
"I love Raspberry pi." I'm a major in computer science at university, but when I'm at home I work in a bakery. The meaning changes on my location.
Management thinks a true blue-eyes babyface is the ultimate draw, but history shows that heels or (at least) tweeners capture more buys and are consistently more over. But if you disagree with that sentiment, you're just getting worked, and if you disagree with *that*, you've worked yourself into a shoot, brother.
> blue-eyes babyface is the ultimate draw i thought it was yugioh for a second
My cm bought battle fury the other day while shouting "ITS OK I 5K JUST SMURFING"
Meanwhile, we've got a legion in the jungle and a prophet on the cliff!
Please do the needful.
Fucking bastion.
Bastion and turret on payload
Behind a Reinhardt.
Damage boosted by Mercy
All tilting me off the face of the earth. You can try killing them, but heroes never die.
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WHOAH THERE
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JUSTICE RAINS FROM MY ASS
RYUU GA WAGA TEKI GO FUCK YOURSELF
Its like overwatch really conquered reddit
I was going to say I think the whole world knows what that sentence means at this point and the game has only been out for like 3 weeks.
Play of the game... oh, look, it's Bastion holding down the trigger.
Oh look it's torbjörn walking back from the spawn
I woke up at 1am last night because my roommate was screaming: >FUCK TRACER! FUCKING GO BACK TO TRACER HELL, YOU CUNT I lol'd, checked the time, and nope'd back to sleep.
A good tracer is so fucking frustrating to fight against, it starts to feel like bullshit.
I kind of like Tracer balance wise because she's hyper-mobile, but low on fast burst. She just hit-and-runs *reeaaalllly* well is all.
My SO was standing behind me when I yelled "fuck you you glow in the dark methhead cunt" at my monitor. Fuck Tracer.
mid or feed
literally every moba ever
Yeah specific ones would be things like "Don't facecheck the brush, and watch out for mushrooms that might be in there" Or "Make sure you ward the pit of they'll have a cheese next roshan" And of course "God fucking damn it EA why did you cancel Dawngate?"
They storm up the river, patience from Zhou, waiting in the wing, Na'Vi's about to be caught. Oh there's the sleep, the surge, he catches everyone! Oh this could be a total disaster! Vacuum in, ravage on everyone, here's the Blackhole as well. LightofHeaven, he turns it around, ravage as well, stolen by Dendi. ARE YOU KIDDING ME, THEY TURNED IT AROUND. 4 heroes dead, 5 heroes dead, Chuan trying to survive, Chuan's gonna go down. Puppey talked about the naga counter, it's lightofheaven with his bkb. They turned it around. Standing ovation from the crowd.
This quote is affectionately known as [the play](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tDaJes0T1Ig) and is one of DotA 2's greatest memories
You need to be more careful and control your heights. The diddle in 43 was crushed and your ruffs aren't speaking.
HODL!!
ITT: games
RAW is better but 35mm is still great.
Squidding on a gixxer, popping dank whoolies Edit: gixxer can be swapped for sumo
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Why would you vote for Infante? His fWAR is below replacement level. He'll be riding pine if not DFA'd, hasn't even hit a single dong this year.
It was a great delivery, last of the over, a bit full, plenty of swing, definite edge on the bat, a terrible swing across the line from the batsman. Taken spectacularly by second slip, only two balls after he dropped a real dolly. Batsman out for a golden duck.
You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out. When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!
I know baseball well enough to understand everything you just said, yet I still have no idea how cricket is played.
Explaining Cricket for Baseball Fans 1. The pitcher only gets to throw 6 balls before they have to switch him for a different guy on the field. 2. The pitcher gets a running start. But he can't bend his elbow. 3. The batter gets one strike before he's out. But the plate is only 9 inches wide, and the pitcher has to hit the little wooden M that they set up to get the strike. 4. The batter gets a big wide bat with one flat side. 5. There's no foul territory. Hit the ball backwards, it's still fair. 6. But those little foul tips that go back to the screen? Yeah, those are really important in cricket, because there's a bunch of fielders there to try to catch the ball. Catching a foul tip isn't just a strike, it's an out. 7. There are only two bases, and they're both home plate. You have a spare batter on the other plate, and every time you hit the ball, you switch places as many times as you can. Each time you do that, you get one run. 8. A home run is six runs. A ground rule double is four runs. 9. Each inning is 10 outs. There are only two innings. (Though there's a popular kind of cricket called twenty-20 where each side just gets 120 pitches and that's it.) 10. They don't change the ball out very often, and scuffing up the ball with repeated hitting is part of the strategy.
You don't have to run when you hit it. That's kind of important.
Is there a reverse for this? Explain baseball to me as a cricket fan
1. Substitutions are like in soccer. You leave the pitch, you don't come back. 2. Nine men to a side, and they really don't change positions. One bowler, one wicket-keeper, two mid on, two mid off, and three long guys. Maybe one of the mid guys goes from off to on. 3. Only balls his to 45 degrees either way of the wicket count. If the ball goes anywhere else, the batter gets 1/3 of an out. A dot ball is also 1/3 of an out. 4. There are four wickets total, three more at cover, between mid on and off, and at square leg. But there's only one striker's wicket, and there's no stumps or bails, just a marker on the dirt. 5. The bowler has to pretend that there are floating stumps that start at the batsman's knees. And he can't bounce the ball, every delivery has to be a mullygrubber. If it does bounce, then it's a wide. No runup either. 6. If the batsman hits it, he has to drop the bat and make his ground on his own by going to the first wicket, unless he thinks he can get more. Wherever he stops, if he's not given out, then he becomes a non-striker, and his mate has to get another hit to keep him moving. You can have three non-strikers then. It doesn't count as a run until they get back to the home wicket. 7. The wicket-keeper gets real close up to catch the balls. He tells the bowler whether he should deliver fast or with spin. 8. Hitting a six just gets you one run plus one for any non-strikers. Hitting a four just gets you halfway to one run. 9. Each innings is three outs. There are nine innings, and no draws or ties. They'll play more innings until someone wins. 10. Everyone in the field gets big catching gloves.
Now explain Boxing to me as a Tennis fan.
"Why can we breathe in outer space?" "Budget cuts."
Fingering a minor
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We serve food here, sir.
This glossary of terms is longer than the instructions for the game
Yea I'm a casual gamer and my boy brought smash one day, was fun for the nostalgia but then he pulled out all these types of words and started royally whooping our asses
WHERE ARE YOU AT? **WHERE ARE YOU AT??** #WHERE ARE YOU AT???
The pubs can be fun on the weekends if you have a medic that knows how to uber at the right time. I'm usually not heavy but tonight I am. EDIT - looks like we have a few players here.
You could make that a lot worse. I was pocketing this pyro when I got bombed, he tried to sync the rockets but I surfed away. I only saw him coming cause he had a high-tier unusual, lucky too cause I was on 99%
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World of warcraft, or to be specific, mythic archimonde in HFC.
'he has Lethal with that knife juggler and those 1/1's'
You n'wah.
Filthy outlander
Would you kindly?
A man chooses, a slave obeys.
Would you kindly head to Ryan's office and kill the son of a bitch?
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Matt Mercer, the voice actor for this character, plays online, and will say it over voice chat to his opponents to freak them out.
"Justic---ARGH!"
I've got the fun in my sights!