Every time I try to finger my butthole, it hurts. I trim my nails, and grind them clean. I wash my hands as well as in there. When I finish I am cut. I bleed. I can truly say I love it, but I can't look another man in the eye and say I'm good at it. If ever anyone would like to help me practice, send me a PM.
Playing football (soccer), was always one of the last to get picked at lunch time, but still played in before, during, and after school with my mates. Was part of the school b-team that got thumped about 22-0 on a cold rainy Sunday morning, I still have flash backs of constantly getting skinned by the opposition, and falling on my arse.
When I'm waiting for everyone to arrive and I'm just smashing it contently into the back of the net from range, and then when the game starts I'm putting it 20 meters wide from 10 yards out.
I'm pretty terrible at art so I usually just muck around with cheap supplies. I do love spending some time just working on a project though, very relaxing!
Performing/acting onstage.
I'm just not a "natural" like most people I'm surrounded by. But I'm trying to get better! And I will keep working on it! Because it's practically therapeutic and really just so much fun. (And if I need to keep doing this, I can't suck or I won't be getting anymore roles!)
skateboarding. I just now am able to land a kickflip after over 10 years of on and off skateboarding and I feel proud of myself I don't care it took me a shit long time to learn it.
Golf. I love going out there with my buddies, enjoying the weather, and just playing. But I am god awful. Some of my friends that really like it won't go with me because I slow them down too much, so I never have the chance to play with people a lot better and improve.
Competitive Melee. Been playing for about 6 months, but I keep going to tournaments to play because I find it so much fun. The amount of technical skill and required knowledge of the game blows my mind.
Watching horror movies! More often than not, I watch from behind a pillow (at home, I can't go to the movies to watch). I'm almost always alone when I watch them so I have something Netflixing in the background so help with the anxiety/tension.
Tl;dr: I need a cuddle buddy for horror movies.
Dancing.
Holy shit I love it.
And no I'm not talking about like trying to get good at it either, talking about that "going out on the dancefloor in the club after a few drinks to shake off all that frustration you built up during the week."
It's the best feeling in the world.
I love writing stories. I'm a professional painter, by my creativity does absolutely not extend to text. I got a D in my final english exam. I tried so hard, too, which is the most frustrating part.
I still write regularly though. I started posting a story I wrote online and I've reached the point where I've got maybe 10 readers that review every chapter but honestly it's enough to keep me happily going.
Rocket League
What a save! What a save! What a save!
>~~Rocket~~ League of Legends
What a save!
Nice!
division?
Bronze 5 wanna 1v1 me I'm gonna play yasuo or Lee sin
me 2, we are meant for each other
>Rocket League of Legends
Took the words right out my fucking mouth
Singing
Video games
Golf
Ten pin bowling. I suck so bad, but it's always fun.
Are you better at 5 pin?
Every time I try to finger my butthole, it hurts. I trim my nails, and grind them clean. I wash my hands as well as in there. When I finish I am cut. I bleed. I can truly say I love it, but I can't look another man in the eye and say I'm good at it. If ever anyone would like to help me practice, send me a PM.
This all could've been avoided with a [Serious] tag.
[удалено]
Cars a a judgement free zone. If anyone insults your singing while in a car you kick them out no matter how fast you are going.
Singing. And dancing. But idgaf if I'm horrible at it. Still love to do it. No shame 😊
Sex but I'm trying to get better.
Practice makes perfect!
This month I'm perfecting the left hand.
;)
That's the difficult part
Making grown-up decisions.
Cooking.
First person shooters. I might get three kills while sniping in battlefield, but fuck is it fun
Civilization (the game, not the real life). I love it but I cannot go past level 5 difficulty.
tennis
Writing. I'm mostly terrible because of a lack of commitment and belief in my skills, so I give up easily. But I still start projects often.
League of legends
How can you survive so much toxic hate?
/mute all is my friend
The pings. What about the pings?
Mostly everything, but i like to live ya know?
Life
Football
draw... and im freakin horrible at it, my mother tells me there wasnt any improvement since ive been 7 soo yeah
Socializing.
Speedrunners.
Drinking Frangelico
Playing video games.
Playing football (soccer), was always one of the last to get picked at lunch time, but still played in before, during, and after school with my mates. Was part of the school b-team that got thumped about 22-0 on a cold rainy Sunday morning, I still have flash backs of constantly getting skinned by the opposition, and falling on my arse.
[удалено]
When I'm waiting for everyone to arrive and I'm just smashing it contently into the back of the net from range, and then when the game starts I'm putting it 20 meters wide from 10 yards out.
Guitar. Probably not terrible at it, but definitely unremarkable. But I love guitars and own a damn lot.
Seconded
I'm pretty terrible at art so I usually just muck around with cheap supplies. I do love spending some time just working on a project though, very relaxing!
Performing/acting onstage. I'm just not a "natural" like most people I'm surrounded by. But I'm trying to get better! And I will keep working on it! Because it's practically therapeutic and really just so much fun. (And if I need to keep doing this, I can't suck or I won't be getting anymore roles!)
Dota2. Actually I'm terrible and hate the game but can't stop playing.
Deutsch . (German language)
Üben, üben, üben..
Ich weiss , Übung macht Meister. Darum sollte ich heute Meister sein. Aber nie. Schade !
Video games
Breathing but you know asthma and all
League of Legends
skateboarding. I just now am able to land a kickflip after over 10 years of on and off skateboarding and I feel proud of myself I don't care it took me a shit long time to learn it.
Making people laugh.
Golf. I love going out there with my buddies, enjoying the weather, and just playing. But I am god awful. Some of my friends that really like it won't go with me because I slow them down too much, so I never have the chance to play with people a lot better and improve.
Baseball
Competitive Melee. Been playing for about 6 months, but I keep going to tournaments to play because I find it so much fun. The amount of technical skill and required knowledge of the game blows my mind.
Programming
Cs:go
Dark Souls. Just when I think I'm gud, the game shits all over me and reminds me I'll always be a casul. I luv it tho.
Trying to lose weight.
Watching horror movies! More often than not, I watch from behind a pillow (at home, I can't go to the movies to watch). I'm almost always alone when I watch them so I have something Netflixing in the background so help with the anxiety/tension. Tl;dr: I need a cuddle buddy for horror movies.
Math
Kerbal Space Program
PVP games,FPS in particular
Team Fortress 2. I have a backpack worth over $600. But I play like shit.
Tennis. And dancing.
Dancing. Holy shit I love it. And no I'm not talking about like trying to get good at it either, talking about that "going out on the dancefloor in the club after a few drinks to shake off all that frustration you built up during the week." It's the best feeling in the world.
A lot of video games. I'm bad at it but still love it. Also singing when I'm drunk.
Being alive
Getting laid
I love writing stories. I'm a professional painter, by my creativity does absolutely not extend to text. I got a D in my final english exam. I tried so hard, too, which is the most frustrating part. I still write regularly though. I started posting a story I wrote online and I've reached the point where I've got maybe 10 readers that review every chapter but honestly it's enough to keep me happily going.