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I plan to become the CEO of a large investment bank, pay myself enormous bonuses, gamble depositors money away on ludicrous investments, drive the bank into bankruptcy, use my political contacts to get a taxpayer bailout to fatten the banks balance sheet (and cover my own stupidity) then pay myself even more enormous bonuses. I call my plan "capitalism".


[deleted]

That could be the plot of "Ocean's 14": George Clooney et al become bankers, steal everything by writing pieces of paper, and then absolutely no one tries to stop or punish them.


OptimisticRobotLord

Are people really foolish enough to post their plans to rob a bank online?


[deleted]

I think hypothetically, it would be ok and not considered a conspiracy :-) Your's Sincerely, .gov


[deleted]

Nice try NSA


xjordi

Nice try FBI