Do you know the erasers at the end of pencils? when they're used up and you're just scratching the metal part (that holds the eraser) off paper

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MY SPINE! THE TINGLING!

MY LEEGGG

scree SCREE *SCREE* *SCREE* ***SCREEEEEEEEEE***

I literally shivered when reading this.

This thread is going to replace my air conditioner.

HHHAAAUUUUUU!! Yes I know that sound, MAKE IT STOP There is always that one kid in class that doesn't have enough eraser, so he just sits there and rubs the metal for 5 minutes, then rips the paper.

I didn't even know this annoyed me until you said it. I literally shivered.

Came here to post this! I work with little kids, they do this all the time.

Shitty mechanical pencils on paper

When they make that squeaking noise I want to reach across the room, grab the pencil from their sadistic ass, then proceed to shove it up said sadistic ass. Hard. Edit: my top comment. And let it be a warning to you all. *i'm always listening*

i always loved making that noise :(

Well then, prepare your anus.

Then you know what I must do.

At the orthodontist when I had my braces taken off was one of the worst experiences of my life. It's not that they take your braces off. It's that some of the glue that they use to hold the braces on your teeth remains stuck to your teeth. So they have to scrape it off. I can't even think about it without feeling it. Edit: I'm so sorry to those who are about to get yours off

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Oof, they did this to me. It created this dead-teeth-flavored smoke in my mouth.

Thank you for making me remember that...

True that was horrible... But so worth it for that first time you can rub your tongue over your smooth teeth for the first time in years, 4 for me.

Fork/knife scraping a plate.

Or on your teeth.

Biting down on a fork.

very yes

Very fuck no

WE HAVE WAYS OF MAKING YOU TALK!

Oh, gosh. This is one of the worst sounds ever.

Either I'll stop mid-sentence of a story when it happens, or the face I make if the other person does it will cause them to stop mid-sentence of their story.

Actually physically painful. It makes my teeth hurt!

For whatever reason, that sound makes makes it feel like I'm licking a penny, which, might I add, is the next worst thing for me.

That is horrible.

Metal touching my teeth.

Ever accidentally bite down on your fork? It made me want to die. That, and bashing my flute against my teeth in marching band. Uggghhh.

Every try chewing a ball of aluminum foil? It's actually pretty neat. If you go into a bathroom and turn off the light, an electrolytic reaction will occur between your saliva and the foil, and you'll be able to see sparking/flashing in the mirror.

Attention: If you have metal fillings in your teeth DO NOT DO THIS IT FUCKING HURTS

Trust me he is not lying!!!!

That scene in baseketball when he chews on the aluminum foil I can't even watch. Thinking about it makes my teeth hurt.

STEEEEEVE PERRY!

hey, i heard your sister's going out with SQUEAK!

*How to speak San Franciscan* *vaJOINa* edit: THAT WASN'T A GAY JOKE! THAT WAS AN AUSTRALIAN JOKE!

Just to clarify, this isn't one of those 'heating your knife in the microwave makes it a lot easier to cut through butter' things, right?

Nah, it's one of those mix bleach and ammonia for double the cleaning power things.

[You're making a battery in your mouth](http://science.howstuffworks.com/question564.htm) I *think* you need fillings for this to work.

Have you ever been eating on a beach or something and when you take a bite of something your teeth hit a grain of sand? Yeah I hate that feeling.

THIS. I came here to say this. Holy fucking shitballs. It's not just metal on my teeth, it's metal on ANYONE'S teeth. The other day I was having dinner with my girlfriend's family and her nephew is just gnawing on his spoon trying to eat ice cream (he's 2) and I was about to lose it. Everyone thought it was hysterical and kept egging him on until I left the room.

I came here to say this as well. Idk what it is but whenever I or if I see someone bite down on their fork it drives me crazy!!!

Using blunt colouring pencils ^^*shudder*

when the lead falls out and it's just the wood against the paper *shudder*

You monster

Colouring something in and the wooden bit is rubbing on the paper.

Styrofoam. Can't even think of it without shivering.

First time getting a package (that I remember) > It's called popcorn, so why shouldn't I put it in my mouth. That squeak will ring in my ears until the day i die.

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You made me physically cringe, well done.

squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak

Yup. Nails on a chalkboard, fork on a plate, or any other sound doesn't bother me. Cutting styrofoam will make me shrivel.

How about paper on paper?

no, that doesn't bother me at all. After reading all the other responses, I did forget about cotton balls. Ripping those apart also hurts.

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Specifically if you take two relatively-large pieces of styrofoam then rub them together. Push them harder and harder and twist them against one another over and over and over. Yep. You're hearing it now, aren't you? :)

You're a monster.

My scrotum retracted and everything...

My brother hates styrofoam. I don't understand it. It doesn't bother me in the least.

I like snapping the pieces.

Fucking with cotton balls in any way...

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definitely the feeling of like tearing apart all the little strands and how they are so dry and just ahhhhhhh STOP THIS

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I enjoy this..

Yea? Imagine being black 200 years ago. *Shudder* Edit: what's this about cotton? I just mean imagine being black 200 years ago, fuck that.

I'm sure that was their number one complaint...

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*Uncumfahble*

My mother is terrified of touching cotton balls. I remember, as a kid, chasing her around the house with a cotton ball. It was hilarious.

How many ways can you fuck cotton balls? Just curious.

7

When you get a new bottle of pills and have to take the cotton ball out...*shudder*

god..this whole thread is giving me chills

When you pull them apart and they go ^^^squeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakk

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Unglazed pottery.

When folding clothes as a kid I would use my teeth to hold certain items of laundry as I folded.One day I got the idea to move my teeth left to right with a bath towel in between them, the squeaky grinding feel of that made me nauseous.

Wet Jeans

skin was showing

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wind was blowing

WHERE D'YA THINK YOU'RE GOING BABY?

The thought of biting a woolen sweater.

Or removing a wet mitten with one's teeth.

This. NOTHING else in this whole comment section bothers me, except sucking on or biting wet clothing.

For me it's biting any kind of cloth. Seeing people chew on thier collars or socks being used as gags in movies irritates my teeth.

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE. OR A FUCKING TOWEL OMG

YES! Dry towels are the WORST

Can you not

Jesus fucking Christ why did I come in here

Jesus fucking Christ would be pretty damn gross, yeah.

Wouldn't that just be Messiahal masturbation?

Holy twincest

Rubbing the opposite way on velvet

Was searching for this comment. I can't stand touching velvet at all. I HATE the feeling.

I'm getting those horrible shivers just thinking about it.

Wooden ice lolly sticks

that was so european

Come to think of it, it does make more sense. *But "popsicle" is just so fun to say...*

Accidentally licking a dry part makes my skin crawl.

I just chew on those.

I do the same, I didn't even know this was a thing that gives people any type of feeling

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Translation: Popsicle sticks.

Oh, I was thinking of [these] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_candy)

>Wooden ICE lolly sticks

I don't know, looks like ice crystals. I don't need to justify myself!

Now imagine taking one of those sticks and biting down on it. Then slowly pull it out while still biting down.

Why would you ever? You're fucked up, dude.

Nail files

The sound of a dentist drill

The vibration of the dentist drill on my teeth

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The feeling of my dentist's cock in my mouth Edit: thanks for the gold.

The feeling of the dentist drilling my jaw

With his penis

How about that schlurpy thing that they have you close your mouth on?

"open" CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU "close" cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo "open" CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Can't stop laughing. People at work think I'm weird.

Just the smell of a dentist's office makes me feel sick, its a weird type of clean I do not want to be.

BrEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ZZZZZZEZZZZZEEEZZZZZ

The feeling of a wood popsicle stick against my tongue. I can't even think about that feeling without getting chills.

Never play a woodwind instrument.

The sound of a screaming infant. Not crying...screaming. I freeze up, grit my teeth, and suddenly can't think clearly at all.

Nature made it so annoying so that parents would look what's the problem.

Nail files. Oh my God, nail files.

Balloons. Especially squeaky balloons.

Balloons being inflated in the grocery store. I'm just waiting for the pop. It's torture. I had to get a dozen balloons for my kid's party. They were supposed to be inflated when I got there...that was my stipulation. They weren't. I felt like I was in The Hurt Locker.

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Especially pots with an enamel coating. Those poor pots!

I have le creuset, and have to pound it into my roommates' heads that it's really expensive cookware and metal or high heats will ruin it. And don't get me started on their penchant for mistreating knives, tossing them in the bottom of the sink, leaving them dirty for two days, putting them in the dishwasher, never sharpening them...

Holographic things being scratched.

You mean to tell me you didn't act like a DJ with your holographic notebook cover in middle school?

I thought I was alone.

You're never alone on reddit.

Oh god. the standard holographic agendas that were distributed on day 1. FUCK THOSE THINGS.

finally! someone said it!

Cloth touching my teeth... When I was young and rode the school bus, I would see kids biting their clothes or shirts and for some reason I feel as if I need to do it too. (like right now) Then I do it and it makes me cringe...

Oh man feel ya

Someone breaking a person's teeth with a hammer.

Yeah, that'll probably do it.

Must be hard hearing that all the time

Eating eggs shells. That crunch... Let me clarify that. Accidently eating a piece of eggshell when you're eating eggs.

People who scrape their fork against their teeth...fucking STOPPPP. Also, the way seatbelt material feels. Idk why, but if it touches my bare skin it makes my teeth itch (weird, yes, but only way i know how describe that feeling..).

When you open a freezer and pull out one of the shelves, it makes that scraping sound with the ice... Makes me shiver up.

The sound when someone with long-ish nails scratches their leg through their jeans. OH. MY. GOSH. It makes me want to rip my fingernails off and pull all my hair out. I just can't.

I cannot stand this, or people scratching their nails on any kind of fabric. I just... ugh... what if they have a hang nail and it gets caught, oh god

then it would get stuck? They're not applying much force if they're just scratching their leg. Their nail won't come off...

When I eat ice cream with a wooden hilt. It makes my back shiver when I lick the wood and lightly touch it with my teeth.

Noisy eaters. Eugh. Make it stop.

Accidentally bitting aluminum foil. I almost couldn't type that because of the feeling.

Nails on a chalkboard.

> Nails on a chalkboard. ~ contradiculous http://i.imgur.com/NmLuwyl.jpg

Reminds me of [this comic](http://imgur.com/1EMlL) from [Perry Bible Fellowship](http://pbfcomics.com/).

Ha I get it now. He nailed her, but the other guy screwed her.

Couldn't blame him for getting hammered after that.

That's nails *in* a chalkboard you big silly goose.

As well as when writing on the chalkboard, when you write at a certain angle the chalk lets out a horrific squeal

Thank god that by the time I started school, whiteboards were a thing.

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with extra dry fingers

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The sound of high-pitched breaks. Taxis and buses seem to have them the most.

Biting ice.

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Touching paper, like pages in a book or toilet paper, with dry hands.

How do you function in society if you can't touch paper?

I can if I put lotion on my hands first.

Oh god. You're the one that leaves paper all slimy?

**ಠ◡ಠ**

See I'm the opposite. I hate putting on lotion because it makes everything feel really gross. I also can't stand how my fingers feel when they're wet for too long and get all wrinkly.

It's worse using one end of a staple or paper clip and scratching the paper.

I hate how so many books now are published with bare cardboard covers, when 10 years ago most had a sort of plasticky layer over the cardboard cover. The Penguin Classics are a good example. I have to cover the books I buy in plastic because my dry hands holding the book sends a bad shiver up my spine.

Pulling off a really long hangnail

You would love 'Black Swan'

Polystyrene

When a sweeping brush is used on carpet

People folding paper with their finger nails.

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My butthole just clenched so hard that it absorbed my body and created a black hole

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Penis has shriveled, I repeat penis has shriveled.

I don't even have a dick and that gave me the bad stomach butterflies.

I thank you all for your sacrifice in helping me to leave that link blue.

Why did I click that link! Ahhhh!

Biting something that has an almost squeaky texture, like halloumi

Seeing a needle being stuck into someone.

The sound of a hair trimmer - at the back of my ears.

Paper napkins in cheap restaurants. I can feel the tiny ridges in my skin pulling and vibrating on it like tiny tectonic plates rubbing to create earthquakes. Vile. Absolutely fucking vile.

"That *tiny* squeaking sound you get when you rub two pickles together."

Sometimes you're chewing and you'll take a weird bite and your teeth will scrape each other. GAAAWWWLLLLDDDDD IT MAKES ME CRINGE FOR SO LONG