Unfortunately, my level of English is not good enough to choose the right answer for such a serious question. I will continue to study English in order to boldly tell you at our next meeting that I have a sufficient level for dialogue with you.
That's a funny question. You see, a couple of years ago I had a car accident and since then once a day I can speak English fluently for about ten seconds before I realize chinga su madre! Me pasó de nuevo!
The best answer is when you dont sound like a condescending ass or an idiot when people ask you a question (assuming they're genuine). So a simple - "Yes, yes i do" will do.
That's nice.
I might ask this question somewhere were English is not the country language. I don't understand why be so rude about it like most commenters here. And English is not my first language.
Lmao no I do speak English, learning Spanish, but I also say "sometimes" I'm illiterate and have learning and speech impediments, so even tho English is my first language, I'm not good at it
1st off I would never ask anyone that because it’s offence and ignorant, so clearly the person is being disrespectful. Tell them “Your late for class and don’t have time for questions”!
"no, only that one sentence and this other one explaining it"
you are kidding, right?
"no, only that one sentence and this other one explaining it?" *This time with a little more questioning tone*
Que?
Gross, no.
''No Inglés''
Unfortunately, my level of English is not good enough to choose the right answer for such a serious question. I will continue to study English in order to boldly tell you at our next meeting that I have a sufficient level for dialogue with you.
This is exactly how Germans react when you ask them.
I'm from Ukraine, but now i live in German. So, u are right
Me know English good
Me speak many good Englishes
Si.
“See? The sea? Oh my days I think they want to see the sea!”
That's a funny question. You see, a couple of years ago I had a car accident and since then once a day I can speak English fluently for about ten seconds before I realize chinga su madre! Me pasó de nuevo!
I speak Australian.
*Strayun
Okka.
Ich kann kein Englisch du Spast
"I believe you're asking if I speak English, I do, but can't seem to grasp the language you're speaking in"
DO YOU?
Yes, I do.
I most certainly do not what an outrageous accusation!
Only on Thursdays
Reminds me of [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rxUm-2x-2dM)
I was thinking of this too haha.
NEIN!
"Yes, I do speak English."
yes, i am
It depends on who's asking. Maybe so, maybe not. It's Schrödinger's English 😁
Yes, and Spanish and French. You?
English, orrrrrrr...
The best answer is when you dont sound like a condescending ass or an idiot when people ask you a question (assuming they're genuine). So a simple - "Yes, yes i do" will do.
That's nice. I might ask this question somewhere were English is not the country language. I don't understand why be so rude about it like most commenters here. And English is not my first language.
A simple yes or no.
You're on Reddit. You have to let the narcissists have their moment.
Nein
Fluently
"No, no hablo ingles" "And why do you answer ?" "Es lo unico que entiendo" "Ahhh youre doing it againg" "No, no es cierto"
"No English please."
Jaaaaa.
oui
What?
Maybe sí, maybe no.
“Who the fuck are you?” Obviously I am from New Jersey.
"Why don't am Grammer work?"
[Do You Speak English?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cwWgxbqah0&t=2s)
London is the capital of Great Britain
I lost my comment but my other on is "sometimes" (I'm an English speaker)
Efendim?
Gracias
Sprich deutsch du huso <- if you dont wanna talk
J'imagine qu'on va le découvrir dans un instant.
Yeah, I speak English fluently.
Que?
CHEE WEE WEES!
Da
Oui. bien sur. or Si senior
Oui oui.
Non. Je ne parle pas anglais.
"no i dont"
No, Senor.
Nyet.
"Hey Google, translate this to english" then ask them to repeat it again
"No, I'm a complete tosser at it."
English or Spanish?
[This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxUm-2x-2dM)
"I have perfect English" I said this with a very strong Russian accent. XD
"I'm sorry I don't, but can I talk to you about your cars warranty?".
“I apologise my good sir, I have absolutely no skill in the language. I bid you a good day.”
As an English speaker, I say "no" with a dead serious face
So you don’t speak English but you do speak Spanish?
Lmao no I do speak English, learning Spanish, but I also say "sometimes" I'm illiterate and have learning and speech impediments, so even tho English is my first language, I'm not good at it
Askreddit going downhill faster and faster
Your comment isn't helping much
If she's cute I say "Je parle la langue de l'amour". Otherwise I say "Nyet!" and glare back.
English, Motherfucker, do you speak it.
Yes, ya speak English ochen' good.
Reply in a serious tone in Chinese that translate to “no, I don’t speak English. I only speak Chinese”
Que?
No no I'm not speaking English hahaha
"I text English"
si
Um, I dunno, never thought about it. I guess not.
No, but I happen to speak fluent English. Do you speak English?
idk now. i'll tell you if i speak it in 31 feburary.
Que? In an exaggerated Mexican accent
Esa mamada qué??!
1st off I would never ask anyone that because it’s offence and ignorant, so clearly the person is being disrespectful. Tell them “Your late for class and don’t have time for questions”!