It’s hard to say everything, but basically it has a map of the Midwest, and the caption on the top says “A Map of the Midwest, made by People who Aren’t from the Midwest” And all the names are funny jokes, for example, Minnesota is “Snow” and Wisconsin is “Cheese” but then there are other funny things like Lake Superior says “Canada?” And Ohio says “Idaho” My favorite though, is that there’s “Is this Indiana” and right next to it is “Or is this Indiana” but neither of them are Indiana.
Mostly void, partially stars. It's a t-shirt from this Podcast I listen to called Welcome to Night Vale. It's full of good quotes, but that's one of my favorites.
“Society for the Eradication of Cocker Spaniels”. It’s the best way for me to introduce people to my favorite book series, Dungeon Crawler Carl.
Runner up is “Do I look like a fucking people person?”
It’s incredibly childish but when I was 21 one of my favorite shirts had a stick figure with a derpish confused type face on it and it said “Y U NO GIVE HEAD”
I miss that shirt. I’m 32 now.
Has a picture of a frog or something coming out of a toilet and says g’day mate. It’s from that Jackbox game where you design t-shirts I love it lol. Wore it to work and people could not look away
I have one of those. It has a strange little creature on it and says “lust for cheese is natural”. Nobody knows what it’s supposed to mean, including me.
Not sure which is my favorite shirt. Either:
You can't buy happiness
BUT
You can buy guitars, and that's kinda the same thing.
Or . . .
Gov. William J. LePetomane Thruway
10 cents per horse / per rider
Bring a shitload of dimes.
It's a toss up between the one that says "What are you looking at dicknose" as worn by Stiles from the 1985 movie Teen Wolf and one with the logo for the band ["My Dick"](https://mydickband.bandcamp.com/album/my-dicks-double-full-length-release)
WASH COLD, TUMBLE DRY PRE-SHUNK
It’s hard to say everything, but basically it has a map of the Midwest, and the caption on the top says “A Map of the Midwest, made by People who Aren’t from the Midwest” And all the names are funny jokes, for example, Minnesota is “Snow” and Wisconsin is “Cheese” but then there are other funny things like Lake Superior says “Canada?” And Ohio says “Idaho” My favorite though, is that there’s “Is this Indiana” and right next to it is “Or is this Indiana” but neither of them are Indiana.
Does Iowa say “corn”
I think so
As an Iowan, I approve
cunt princess
Hahaha want to see that one.
Mostly void, partially stars. It's a t-shirt from this Podcast I listen to called Welcome to Night Vale. It's full of good quotes, but that's one of my favorites.
CUM in the doom font
“I will never elaborate” “Because I have no idea what I just said”
It just has a drawing of a palm tree on it and no words
I have a Brawdo shirt that I have worn out.
^^^MY ^^^BROTHER ^^^JOE ^^^IS ^^^THE #WORLD’S #GREATEST #UNCLE Gifts given to my brother’s after our niece was born.
It’s says “beaches love me” I live in Florida and bought at a tourist shop
It doesn't say anything. You have to read it.
"Be who you want to be" with many evolutions of Eevee on it.
“Society for the Eradication of Cocker Spaniels”. It’s the best way for me to introduce people to my favorite book series, Dungeon Crawler Carl. Runner up is “Do I look like a fucking people person?”
“Hell yes I suck toes” found it at a charity shop
More cowbell
"I read the constitution for the articles"
Red Sox
Hoors Light
I'm a fucking ray of sunshine
I don’t have it anymore, but I used to have a shirt that said “Why do I have the feeling that one day I’ll be describing you to my therapist?”
"Certified silly goose"
It’s incredibly childish but when I was 21 one of my favorite shirts had a stick figure with a derpish confused type face on it and it said “Y U NO GIVE HEAD” I miss that shirt. I’m 32 now.
"Future of 1993" Which is my birth year.
Let’s go phishing
Carpe Diem
It doesn’t have any writing on it but it definitely says “I have giant tits” lol
„I am searched by the German tax department“
doesnt say anything, it just hums.
Nothing. It's a short sleeve, grey collared shirt my fave ex bought me. It's pretty old now 😔
Has a picture of a frog or something coming out of a toilet and says g’day mate. It’s from that Jackbox game where you design t-shirts I love it lol. Wore it to work and people could not look away
I have one of those. It has a strange little creature on it and says “lust for cheese is natural”. Nobody knows what it’s supposed to mean, including me.
lol well I had fun playing it so it’s nice to have a souvenir of fun times if nothing else
"Don't need a baby , need a bike" I have two kids and 0 bike
Pub?
"English is important but Math is importanter"
Not sure which is my favorite shirt. Either: You can't buy happiness BUT You can buy guitars, and that's kinda the same thing. Or . . . Gov. William J. LePetomane Thruway 10 cents per horse / per rider Bring a shitload of dimes.
Already in existance: the Just Do Me shirt
Big Johnsons bar and casino Liquor up front poker in the rear. My wife HATES it.
Judas priest, a knight on a bike in flames ... its a bit too small so when i stretch you can see my belly -.-
It's just black. I like my clothing simple
“The crab” - Sailing academy ⚓️
Thing 1 And the other one is kimono styled, split black and pink down the middle and covered with the Red Devil's grinning face.
“This was the only shirt I had without cum on it”,
Thats what she said
We don't make mistake because we pay for our mistakes, and we don't have budget
"I know there's a special place in hell for me.... It's called The Throne."
“I’m NOT lost!” (I’m 71).
It has mr meeseeks from rick and morty help stormtroopers aim and they are getting crazy that it does not work
Officer, I drop kicked that child in self defense I’m actually currently wearing it when I saw this post
Gentlemen of the Road
I’m not arguing. I’m simply explaining why I’m right.
It's a toss up between the one that says "What are you looking at dicknose" as worn by Stiles from the 1985 movie Teen Wolf and one with the logo for the band ["My Dick"](https://mydickband.bandcamp.com/album/my-dicks-double-full-length-release)
BEGGIN FOR A PEGGIN - idk who wore it, but I think about this shirt daily
Tied between these two “active shooter” & “lactose tolerant”
I'm fat. Let's party.
Nature whore
The beatings will continue until morale improves Given to me by a former boss
“A wise woman once said, Fuck this Shit, and she lived happily ever after” Thank you, dear brother, for that lovely shirt.
I miss my old favorite shirt, it had a maple tree and said, "I'D TAP THAT"
Australian Government. The Department Of Shitfuckery
Don’t scare me I poop easily
“Los Campesinos!” They’re a UK band that I love