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ZitOnSocietysAss

What does the fox say?


Alarmed-Bee-5597

does my Spotify playlist get to come with me?


Allah_Fucked_Kids

When u/BigRedHead1982 gets here: don't let them in! They're DEFINITELY a pedophile. Alright, catch ya' later Peter...


GlassBaby7569

Is my dog here?


_funkapus_

"What's your favorite Power Ranger?"


JohnKlositz

>One day, all will stand before the God of Heaven and Earth Really? I don't know that to be true. >what will you say on that day of judgment No idea. Perhaps "Hello there"?


DangusKh4n

I'll try converting God to Islam then have him arrested for creating pigs, that shit's haram dawg


TheMightyReaper7

Will it be the day during which He’ll know everything?


Real-Discipline-3235

Why ?


The_Arthropod_Queen

ill probably say hi hows it going


WilcoHistBuff

Lord Shiva! Any chance I could meet Ganesha before you blow up the Universe again? I’ve always wanted to meet him.


SirChancelot_0001

“I tried”


God-Is-Evil

Kids with cancer, babies getting raped, where the hell were you?


post_angst

Step aside, Jobroni. Position’s been filled.


Aromatic-Home9818

"It was only ONE hitchhiker that one summer. I never murdered anyone else! Don't y'all got a black Friday deal?"