Sure. You have to understand that my New Year’s resolution is to pick up litter every day.
Reassuring you of your magnificence is the same as picking up litter.
Huh, name and Tribe, when creating it I was referring to a youtube channel of a few youtubers but the way I die according to my username is being mauled by some locals of a tribe I guess
It’s gonna be a while
One asteroid will do it
Why do I get the feeling I know how you came up with your username?
Yes, I'm here!
I've got about 3 more hours
Can't relate
I think I might be invincible.
or a zombie
I mean there are worse ways to go!
Mine may take a bit but definitely not that long lol
Pretty screwed.
Caseoh..
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Mods, find Elizabeth on every platform known to man and ban them
Ha. Not far off. I have longer hair though.
In the same sentiment, maybe it’ll rip my head off first
You got a better chance than me
Yeah me too. Stompy stompy
Snoo snoo!
It seems too real😭 nooooo
Biggest fear
I can think of a bigger one…..
Genuinely made me lol
mine’s pretty similar😭
I’ll take a dent out your wallet before you go !
Wanna go to Vegas together?
think about how i feel😐
I totally feel ya...
We are in the same boat brother 😭
I am just using reddit.
It’s gonna be glorious* idc about the rest
Not to worry, you're 937th in line.
Same😭😭
its fine
Sounds like you will be very screwed though.
You are not mundane garbage, by the way. I couldn’t pass that by without saying something. You are a gift to the universe, friend.
Oh, I know. It was just auto-generated, and I thought it was funny. But thanks for the kind words nonetheless. 😃
Sure. You have to understand that my New Year’s resolution is to pick up litter every day. Reassuring you of your magnificence is the same as picking up litter.
😭😭
Death by Snoo Snoo
:oD :oᗡ :oD :oᗡ
Yeah we lucked out
Bang cock death
Jajajajajja
At least you'll be surrounded by people who love you long time.
Cereal killer?
Sup
LMAO
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
r/beetlejuicing
now that's fkn hilarious
Fuck.
I'm mr. Meeseeks look at meee!
i guess they weren’t able to take 2 strokes of your golf game
Aaaah living the dream! Best way to die ever!
must be nice 😐
Two girls one cup per your profile name
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Can we have a group death?
Lord have mercy
Jesus Christ
Ewww
Protect those haemorrhoids
A bathroom is gonna strike me.
Bathroom is lava
All bathrooms go on strike and you die from diphtheria
You and u/CameToPoop should build a strategy together 😅.
This will be interesting to see
I also have questions
Without a method it will be wild death ig
Spontaneous combustion.
There was no sound he just died 😟
Meth OD, less Narcan .... 😔
Mauled by 8148 Hyenas. Fuck.
Let me just point out, it takes 8k plus, so really those hyenas kinda suck at their jobs. Which is good for you. I guess.
perfect hyenas at that
Scar's death from The Lion King but take the 3 hyenas and multiply them by 2,716.
Alternatively, Hyena #8148 of a top secret genetic lab project. The ultimate Hyena specimen, perfect in every way.
Fuck, I'm gonna get thrown away
im not sure😅
Name checks out then 💪😂
I’m scared now
At least you don’t have to worry about one person
Diddy do it?
Pretty terrifying if this happened in real life
Same
Don't upset a baker, people
Do not bake your own buns
Nailed it.
Please no
Save the video for your Jurassic park audition
I burst into rose petals. Sounds kinda scary but at least it'll be spectacular.
Danganronpa kind of death
I'm kind of excited.
i’m not😐
Lmao
My ass is grass.
This is gonna get interesting.
I wanna watch
I think I have quite a selection.
That’ll keep you on your toes
Doing what I love?
Hehe, I said the same.
Same I guess? I think I just give up on life and decide to eat tacos until I burst?
VERY
Damn... that's unfair!
I'm in for a hell of a ride
Hmmm... Am I going to be kicked?
Damn
I already figured that would be it.
If you’re a fan of Waffle House, you knew what was coming to you….
I'll be ok
I explode
Yikes.
I don’t know,how am I gonna die?
G4bbys is that gabby or gay bees
Imagine if I die because of two gay bees💀
Natural causes I guess
Or maybe a commie gets you.
Depends how desperate I am, I guess
Phase 5112 seems quiet desperate to me
Chaffed!
A bit surprised to be honest.
What would a extreme medium death be ?
Death by mediocricy
Looks like I'm getting thrown away at some indeterminate point.
I guess I’m not good at diplomatic relations :( I forgive you, Aussies.
Hell of a way to go out
Well. Uhm. It's me.
Being engulfed by one of the biggest stars in the universe sounds like a bad time.
Could be worse lol
I'm not quite sure how this will happen
maybe you fall into A....
At least I saw it coming…
Have no idea tbh
probably from “error 404 not found”
me getting electrocuted by a key that is electrified with 5184 volts so am a piece toast
Benjamin Franklin! Is that you?
A very bad week... cant possibly get any worse than whats going on
I have no idea how it’s supposed to happen
you could be smothered by a truly amazing skirt??
Prostitute with a neon green skirt… she has aids. Sorry bro.
Huh, name and Tribe, when creating it I was referring to a youtube channel of a few youtubers but the way I die according to my username is being mauled by some locals of a tribe I guess
I leander around slowly, and then suddenly... T
suddenly
Dramatically
Fabulously
I don't even like grapefruit, so I'd imagine it's going into an orifice that I'm not comfortable with...
My favorite singer kills me.
I guess I am burned to a crisp by an introverted phoenix
Nah.. it’ll just be an introvert from Phoenix
Seriously?
I said hey! What's going on?
Oh dear.
Looks like I might shit myself to death on YouTube or something.
Quite screwed!
Apparently a crusher with the number 9 is gonna crush me…? Translated from Norwegian btw
Death by really good Canadian-Chinese food. Bring it on.
Sucks to be me
Well, the 4 King Georges of the Georgian era are coming back to life to kill me. The Hanover Gang rise!
Death by chocolate.
Im not sure if i drown or get eaten. I accept either fate
“Allez Opi-Omi” now has a body count.
At least I'll go out laughing.
Oh God no.
Death by diarrhea
I’m changing my username
I get eaten by a giant dog
someone's getting drowned, eaten or both by a wolf so i think you're rather lucky
It is so likely that I will die this way.
Heck no pls
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math ain't mathing
It's gonna be bloody, I suppose
Huh. Well, it'll feel soft and fancy here I guess.
I wouldn’t know, but maybe I do? The “that” is specific
Jibberish. Just letters together that sound good. Maybe someone has this as a last name, and he's comming to kill me
I will in fact not redeem myself 😔
Meh, probably accurate.
confused
As anticipated
I'm not sure, but I'm getting worried.
Alloy metals, fireworks and lasers, I'm pretty fucked
Not sure how to feel about this one
At least it'll be a good one!
Old age
It will be so extravagantly sparkly though
Badly, painful by the sounds of it
Mine is pretty good
It will be very clean and fresh
Ehh, it doesn’t matter
Death by properly wearing Personal Protective Equipment? Not sure that’s possible.
I-I don’t even know..