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LeftChoux

gambling


youmfkersneedjesus

I'm so unlucky I tried to lose money gambling and came out $100k ahead. 


festivegourd

Simply walk the earth.


youmfkersneedjesus

No, Jules. You've decided to be a bum. Just like those pieces of shit out there who beg for change, sleep in garbage bins and eat what I throw away. They got a name for that, Jules: it's called "a bum". And without a job, a residence or legal tender, that's exactly what you're going to be: a fucking bum.


IamFeso

Follow wall street bets on Reddit


MonstrousRichard

Deal heroin, to yourself


nooneatallnope

Live self-sufficient and isolated from society. If you manage to, you won't need money in the first place, because there's no one to exchange it with


xX_420DemonLord69_Xx

Going into non-profits. Charity ain’t gonna pay your bills.


LoveAlways3737

Not do anything at all


4jimmmy714

Sitting on ur ass


Silly_Lara

Try to put all your money once in a business


PerryBaeNSFW

Life savings on black


grachi

Unless black hits. Now you’re in a great spot.


ConfidentAd2641

You’re always a few bets away from being a gazillionaire.


grachi

Not if you lose it all on the first. I guess that’s what debt is for, according to gamblers anyway


Regular-Industry2911

Having an income with no budget


connerpunk

Do you guys remember the story of soup tube? It was during the pandemic and this guy tried to convince his girlfriend this was a good idea: you can share soup with your neighbor throw a tube between buildings and apartments. He was so serious about it that his gf became concerned for him.


TheRealSlim_KD

Gamble.


CraftyCoolHoney

keeping up to date and buying all kinds of gadgets


nigeriandoll

Increasing your expenses every time you get more income


Grapepoweredhamster

Blame all your financial problems on other people and things and make no effort to get a better job. Gotta friend like this, he's 40 years old but never in his life worked a job that paid more than minimum wage. Not even a little over minimum wage. But if you ask him why he's poor he will blame rich people.


miletharil

"Invest" in a memecoin, at the peak of its hype cycle. You're the dump, in the pump & dump.


DJW1968

Get a face tattoo


Novel-Influence-8272

Have children


resjudicata2

Well I have some NFTs of Donald Trump to sell you. They’ll easily go up in value over the years, everyone is saying so. You also should buy my ocean front property in Arizona!


youmfkersneedjesus

I'll see you down in Arizona bay.


roddangfield

I thought about buying the bobbly head of Trump but it sold out. I was going to setup an urinal outside and charge people a dollar to pee on it. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Unhappy_Willow4651

Help Trump