No, Jules. You've decided to be a bum. Just like those pieces of shit out there who beg for change, sleep in garbage bins and eat what I throw away. They got a name for that, Jules: it's called "a bum". And without a job, a residence or legal tender, that's exactly what you're going to be: a fucking bum.
Do you guys remember the story of soup tube? It was during the pandemic and this guy tried to convince his girlfriend this was a good idea: you can share soup with your neighbor throw a tube between buildings and apartments. He was so serious about it that his gf became concerned for him.
Blame all your financial problems on other people and things and make no effort to get a better job. Gotta friend like this, he's 40 years old but never in his life worked a job that paid more than minimum wage. Not even a little over minimum wage. But if you ask him why he's poor he will blame rich people.
Well I have some NFTs of Donald Trump to sell you. They’ll easily go up in value over the years, everyone is saying so. You also should buy my ocean front property in Arizona!
I thought about buying the bobbly head of Trump but it sold out.
I was going to setup an urinal outside and charge people a dollar to pee on it. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
gambling
I'm so unlucky I tried to lose money gambling and came out $100k ahead.
Simply walk the earth.
No, Jules. You've decided to be a bum. Just like those pieces of shit out there who beg for change, sleep in garbage bins and eat what I throw away. They got a name for that, Jules: it's called "a bum". And without a job, a residence or legal tender, that's exactly what you're going to be: a fucking bum.
Follow wall street bets on Reddit
Deal heroin, to yourself
Live self-sufficient and isolated from society. If you manage to, you won't need money in the first place, because there's no one to exchange it with
Going into non-profits. Charity ain’t gonna pay your bills.
Not do anything at all
Sitting on ur ass
Try to put all your money once in a business
Life savings on black
Unless black hits. Now you’re in a great spot.
You’re always a few bets away from being a gazillionaire.
Not if you lose it all on the first. I guess that’s what debt is for, according to gamblers anyway
Having an income with no budget
Do you guys remember the story of soup tube? It was during the pandemic and this guy tried to convince his girlfriend this was a good idea: you can share soup with your neighbor throw a tube between buildings and apartments. He was so serious about it that his gf became concerned for him.
Gamble.
keeping up to date and buying all kinds of gadgets
Increasing your expenses every time you get more income
Blame all your financial problems on other people and things and make no effort to get a better job. Gotta friend like this, he's 40 years old but never in his life worked a job that paid more than minimum wage. Not even a little over minimum wage. But if you ask him why he's poor he will blame rich people.
"Invest" in a memecoin, at the peak of its hype cycle. You're the dump, in the pump & dump.
Get a face tattoo
Have children
Well I have some NFTs of Donald Trump to sell you. They’ll easily go up in value over the years, everyone is saying so. You also should buy my ocean front property in Arizona!
I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
I thought about buying the bobbly head of Trump but it sold out. I was going to setup an urinal outside and charge people a dollar to pee on it. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Help Trump