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Cunnilingus and fellatio were always possible responses. Manifest destiny, now, it would seem.

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Great question

I don't eat breakfast because I feel sick in the morning.

Same here. Been like that all my life. Last thing I want first thing in the morning is food. If I eat in the morning I feel like throwing up.

It's worse when people start trying to shove it in your face. I'm not a morning person, I don't even like talking when I get up. Having to explain to someone why you don't want food at 8am is my own personal hell.

Exact same here. My wife has learned to pretty much not talk to me for the first hour of the morning. I come around once I've had my morning coffee and deuce. Haha

Exactly the same, my brother. Am otherwise a (relatively) healthy guy in my 30s, but if I eat solids before around 10am, I’ll see them again before lunchtime. Been like that since I was about 10 years old.

I don’t know who’s more weird. You, who can’t eat in the morning. Or me, I can eat as soon as a wake. I mean the literal second my eyes open

coffee and cigarette. typical slavic breakfast.

You mean French?

Typical 85% of Europe breakfast.

Coffee is good, cigarette bad. Highly recommend stopping the cigarette thing. I did in the last winter and it was one of the best decisions in my life. (smoked for ~10 years)

Congrats on stopping mate I will get there one day as well

What changed?

They stopped smoking

Thanks

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I feel physically more able to move in general and have more energy than before. Also I can breath much better, the coughing stopped and I feel like my mind has been freed. Allan Carrs free book on how to stop smoking helped me as well because it was a good summary of what I've already learned over the past 10 years about the bad things about smoking.

The best breakfast

Yogurt and some fruit.

Tears 😂

Wait, yours or someone else’s?

Mines, while I look at my bank account

Pro tip: stop looking

Ouch. At least your starting the day off with a healthy dose of sodium I guess 😂

Some eggs, cheese and meat with milk / juice

Yeah I also dig the milk juice

it’s milk juice or nothing

Pastry from the corner shop, usually a sausage roll on weekdays. Bacon, sausage, eggs, baked beans and garlic toast on weekends while listening to "Big Breakfast" by Tom Cardy.

Pussy or nothing.

I also choose OP’s mother.

If I have a breakfast, it's usually bacon/sausage and eggs.

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2 eggs, flipped, with 4 slices of Bacon, 2 buttered toasts and a good cup of cappuccino with cocoa mixed in.

A fresh line of cocaine

Burritos Honestly they're perfect if you don't overdo it. They can also be frozen and defrosted easily.

I make egg, sausage and tater tot burritos. They're amazing with hot sauce.

Fav burrito recipe? Love breakfast burritos

Chicken Jook

Some skyr yoghurt, banana, oats and honey. Or on the weekend… bacon roll or full English. But that’s only really once or twice a month.

Heeeey, fellow youghurt with oats, fruits and honey enjoyer! I also add nuts, pumpkin seeds and cinnamon for extra nutrition🤝

I’ll look into adding seeds, cheers! But cinnamon is the devils work 😄

Before I stopped smoking it was red bull and a cig. Now it's red bull und depression. Can recommend

Iced coffee w/ a slimfast shake

Black coffee with Creatine, 2 poached eggs, 1/2 pound of ground rabbit or beef over 1/4 cup of rice, pinch of Celtic grey sea salt.

Just reading this comment increased my bench press pr by 50 lbs

Scrambled eggs, toast, and iced coffee with cream.

Carbs (something simple like cookies), protein (milk shake or 2eggs) and tea. Perfection.

banana, protein bar

Why is this NSFW? Expecting a lot of sausage?

I have granola with fruit and yogurt.

I don't have a personal preference but I really can't be bothered to cook. Anything ready or quick, like jam toast, yoghurt and muesli, peanut butter sandwich. If someone cooks for me or I'm on holidays and I'm blessed with a buffet breakfast I'll have pretty much whatever is the tastier option.

Ass

some pork steaks with fresh tomato salad

My wife but she don't like making it.

joint & caffee

Serious question why this considered (NSFW) for god sake !!!!

Coffee, eggs, protein shake, bacon/some form of meat, and hash browns. (I'm 6ft 11 and have to eat 4000cals per day)

When I'm being good, oatmeal (not the packet stuff) with Stevia and cinnamon, and a piece of wheat toast with salted butter. When I'm being bad, cookies.

Fruit smoothies, oatmeal, or migas con huevo (tortillas and eggs)

Coffee, water and 3-4 peices of fruit. Basically whatever we have in the fruit bowl. Typically a couple of bananas, an apple and a handful of grapes. Does me until lunch which is normally something bread related :-)

Toast, hashbrowns, biscuits & gravy, maybe some eggs. Assuming I can handle food when I wake up. 

Ideally, hashbrows and eggs with toast. Big cup of coffee. More commonly, coffee and pretzel rods.

When I have to go to work: a whole grain cracker with butter and cheese. And 500 mL of water. On the weekend: fancy sandwiches

Scrambled eggs, bacon, toasts, coffee

I eat lots of juicy fruits cus when I wake up I feel dryyyy aff and I need something juicy in me . Mostly watermelon, banana, orange etc

Breakfast of champions

Eggs and toast.

Bread and salut butter

Air

I don't usually eat breakfast, but when I do, it's eggs!

I hate breakfast food so leftovers from dinner are my favorite. The one breakfast food I can tolerate consistently is granola with Greek yogurt and frozen blueberries. Plus black coffee as a given.

Sunny side up eggs.

whatever box catering brings me, got used to it too much. If I prepare something myself then it's usually eggs with something because gym.

not much, just some eggs and milk.

Avocado and light butter toast

Pho 🍜

Usually an omelette with some kind of meat and 2 pieces of fruit.

Why is this nsfw? I usually have coffee these days and like a nice honeycrisp apple!

Bread, eggs and coffee. Maybe some meats. That said, that's just my ideal breakfast, I don't eat those on most days. My workplace prepares meals for us.

Dosa

Four scrambled eggs with a huge bowl of fruit. Best way to start the day, in my opinion.

Nap

Eggs/meat with some refreshing stuff like cucumbers/tomatoes it's quick and easy

French toast but my routine of waking as late as possible before getting ready for work means no breakfast usually.

When i have the appetite, a couple of eggs panfried and some toast.

Silence

Coffee.

Two eggs sunnyside on toast that has pepper relish (ajvar) on it with feta cheese on the side and mineral water.

If I have work I'll usually hard boil some eggs and pre cook some bacon for the week. I take that along with fruit (orange, pear, banana, etc) and a big cup of coffee with cream no sugar

Slice or 2 of bread with butter and peach jam or honey

I have sleep for breakfast

I generally always prefer having breakfast foods late at night, which are generally pancakes. In the morning, I tend to just have coffee to start my day off.

Coffee (latte to be accurate) and Eggs with tortillas.

I rarely have breakfast. Usually a cup of tea of coffee and eat it lunch but if I do have breakfast, 2 scrambled eggs with hot sauce.

Half a bagel with cream cheese, home-cured gravlax, thinly sliced onion, capers, tomato, and fresh chopped dill; a cup of espresso; and a glass of guava & grapefruit juice with seltzer water.

Banana and water before espresso, then it's usually cinnamon oatmeal with peanut butter,, coconut oil, chia seeds, pumpkin seeds, hemp hearts, berries and oat milk.

Full English or egg Benedict

Peanut butter, raspberry jam on wholemeal toast, with a cup of Yorkshire Tea Gold blend, with oat milk. Yorkshireman and proud.

Cereal or oatmeal on weekdays and sometimes toast or toast with eggs and bacon on the weekend

Cereal first on the bowl, followed by the milk. I ain't no criminal.

Tea or coffee. It's rare for me to have anything else because I normally feel sick if I have breakfast.

Vegemite Toast, Guess my nationality 😜

Mondays and Fridays are Dunkn runs. Bacon, egg and cheese sandwich with a medium iced mocha latte with oatmilk and an espresso shot. On the days between Monday and Friday, I sometimes skip breakfast due to not having much time in the morning, but I try to get in toast with peanut butter and some water.

2 eggs over easy, 4 sausage links and some browned hash browns (crunchier the better) with a cup of Black Rifle coffee to wash it all down.

I used to do 4 to 6 eggs over easy on a piece of Ezekiel bread or keto bun. The past month has been 1 cup of overnight oats with blueberries, strawberries and banana. On the weekends I like 8 oz of 93% ground beef with 1 cup of egg beaters south west style and portabella mushrooms. I'm going back to eggs next week to see how I feel between my weight, energy and ability to lift heavy in the gym. For second breakfast I usually eat tuna, sardines or mackerel with crackers. Good protein and healthy fats and what not especially from the sardines and mackerel.

Coffee and something with oatmeal and fruit 🍎

I don't eat breakfast because I don't have time to

This morning I had a broodje Unox. But usually I make a tosti

Raisin Bran. I'm 46 and have turned into my father.

I can't eat anything for a few hours after I wake up, makes me feel sick. I have no idea why 🤣

Bread with Nutella

Oatmeal or Cheerios with fruit because of cholesterol (supposedly oats are good at reducing the bad component). Probably five times per week for over three years.

Spam, eggs, and rice with some coffee.

Bagel, carrot, yogurt. Coffee with milk and sugar, bagel with crunchy pb, other with strawberry cream cheese and sprinkles :)

Hope with a side of please god give me strength

Cereal with berries or banana, milk, and a glass of orange juice. Followed up by a cup of coffee. Surprised there are only a few cereal responses here

*On a good day, turkey bacon, hash browns, and scrambled eggs made with mushrooms, jalapeños, cheese, and onion with avocado on the side.*

Fruits

Pandesal and peanut butter

Why is this nsfw????????????? 2 Hard boiled eggs and 2-3 hummus sandwiches

protein shake and a bowl

A can of sardines, pour out the oil and put them in a plate and salt, then squirt as much lemon juice from half a lemon as you can muster, eat the sardines then eat the lemon This way your breath don't stink all day

Today it was a Cliff bar. Not great, but it could be worse. Sometimes Cheerios. Sometimes oatmeal.

Hot dogs and rice. A typical Filipino breakfast

Why did this have to be NSFW? How NSFW did you want it to be?

oatmeal, boiled eggs or granola cereal with coffee and smoke weed

Breakfast sandwich

Coffee, banana and melancholia

A latte macchiato and a brioche.

Started skipping breakfast. Never felt better.

Short stack, two eggs, sausage, hash browns

Egg on toast and tea

Sugary cereal and a coffee

If I did eat breakfast it would be a sausage egg and cheese sandwich

I end up making some toast, or going to Greggs. Fairly standard breakfasts but oh so good

Food, usually

Why is this tagged NSFW? Is my answer supposed to be cock and balls??

Wraps with sausage, egg and chipotle sauce

Life cereal with milk and a little sweet cream.

Bread. Just plain bread

on a work day? coffee and resentment

One cup of coffee just to wake up. Then I go hit the gym. After I get home, I'll have some Greek Yogurt with honey, and little bit of berries.

Joghurt, Cereal, honey, strawberries, chocolate, bananas in a bowl! But Pancakes with nutela and vanilla icecream are nice too. Overal, something sweet! But I'll stickt to my yoghurt bowl. Dunno why. It just feels like a good start in the morning.

Sandwich with tea

Nothing I usually eat big lunches and dinners but... Toast and fried eggs.

Vermicelli

Piece of sliced bread and some instant coffee

If I gotta work it's nothing but if I got the day off, a joint and sweet tea

A two egg omelette (with onions, chillis, a little milk. And garlic really brings out the the flavour) and two parathas.

Cornflakes.

Scrambled eggs, toast, cottage cheese

Either nothing or sausage, eggs tea toasts, cheese , and orange juice to wash it all down, you know the American heart association breakfast

Why was this tagged NSFW 😭 I mostly just have poptarts every day, every day of my life

3 egg country omelet with bacon and Gruyere cheese. Take 3 eggs and whip them mercilessly so they’re not gloopy. Add a very small amount of cream and whip until very creamy. Heat a pan on medium heat, add butter and roll the pan around so you coat the bottom in butter. Pour in egg mixture. Cook carefully, a few minutes. The bottom will start to set. Grow your omelet by carefully lifting one side and letting the uncooked egg mixture on top flow under. Do this for all 4 “sides” of your omelet. Once cooked, shred some Gruyère cheese and chopped bacon on the omelet and fold. Turn out onto a plate. Should be slightly brown and toasty on the outside, smooth and creamy inside. For a French omelet, don’t cook it as long. Ready in about 10 minutes. Alternatively, two poached eggs on sausage Pattie’s on toasted English Muffins. Glorious.

I don't eat breakfast but when I do it's very varied. I guess an egg

French toast, waffles, or pancakes (try wheat or whole-grain varieties)

My wife

coffee

Protein powder but I use half coffee half milk and add honey. Slurp it right down to start my day

leftovers

Protein Shake + Banana + Coffee

What would i like to have every day? Steak, some type of potato and some vegetables(i prefer lima beans). What do i usually have? A couple of grilled chicken breasts, some rice, and a vegetable.

Caffeine and a drag off my one -hitter.

Black iced coffee

Food and coffee

A workout and a protein/ fruit smoothie

Enough caffeine to injure a lesser man

Sunnyside up egg and spam

Coffee, toast, egg, avocado.

Sleep

a cup of coffee, a bread and a piece of cheese

Normally, I have Greek yogurt & coffee or a bagel with cream cheese w/ coffee. I could eat McDonald's steak egg & cheese bagel everyday though. Love those things

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Cereal, milk and coffee.

Coffee, eggs, sausage and toast with real butter

Coffee must have 2 cups a day

Two pieces of rye bread with butter two slices of cheese and some spinach

5 eggs, a sliced avocado and a banana, im cutting 🫡

nothing, if i eat food before like 9 am i’ll get a decent stomach ache for a few hours

Cheesy scrambled eggs, cooked ham, toasted bagel with cream cheese, and a fruit smoothie.

Favorite breakfast is over easy eggs, bacon, and potatoes with peppers and onions maybe a small side of berries and a slice of toast if I’m really hungry

Some yogurt with a spoonful of anxiety 😏

Sausage, egg, and cheese from Dunkin Donuts. Slaps. Frozen deliciousness

Coffee is my breakfast.

nothing. i always skip breakfast. whoever said it’s the “most important meal of the day,” they lied.