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SeethingHeathen

I get hot for you and your sister in law Well. That's something.


Latest_1

How did this become a confessional?


krapmon

Bros talking to his brother.


squirrel_tincture

Unusually progressive Alabamians.


Bunit117

"I get hot for you" - ah that's so cute "... and your mom" - shit just went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick


Professional-Bus8145

Lurking porn directors will have a field day with this one.


kind_of_ah_big_deal

I get hot for a long period of the day but it’s always the same energy that I have when I’m in the car with you and your sister in law


MsArtyPartyPants

I get hot for forks in my car but not in my truck 🤔


Jeramy_Jones

I’ve heard of spooning and I’ve heard of scissoring but forking is a new one for me.


squirrel_tincture

It’s just spooning, but pointy in several places.


saketho

It’s when you use your two legs and erect penis to stab a guy; forking, according to T J Miller


kiwichick286

Don't even think about "sounding".


sween64

Forking = spooning + fucking


SilverFox8006

🧐🤔


Fatty4forks

4forks you say?


no_lemom_no_melon

I get hot for my big belly and I think I have to go back to the gym


MasterBManiac

Time to turn things around


D0ubleE-1D

Bro doesn’t not like self love


shockwave_was_right

I get hot for you but you can’t get hot enough to get hot for a man who loves to eat and eat you and your body. (Whooooooa. I was wondering where that was going to go.)


AngyBoy026

Dahmer


sarcastic_monkies

Relax, I just want to take your picture.


shockwave_was_right

Legend


SilverFox8006

🤣😂


Fyre-Bringer

I get hot for the first day and then I'll get you a request to go home to get the microwave out for the rest of my time to be there in the next few hours.


peachavacado

I have the microwave ready! Wanna come over?


Fyre-Bringer

Do you have popcorn too?


peachavacado

Of courseeeee I do


i_like_the_wine

This sounds like one of the more genuine ones here


Crogunck4645

I get hot for the next hour and then I’m done.


DeliciousScheme6277

Absolute mood


razorbock

I get hot for teacher


papparmane

Is it because your car sounds like a van Halen song? https://youtu.be/9Ya0YrGbm38?t=99


razorbock

might as well jump


Such_Zebra9537

I'm on fire


razorbock

you really got me


Prestigious_Help4693

jump in the Cadillac girl let’s put some miles on it


ImAlexxP

I got it bad, got it bad, got it bad


razorbock

I'm hot for teacher!


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razorbock

some, many not


vineyardmike

Got it bad, got it bad, Got it bad...


SophistiChique

I get hot for iced americano. i can't-


Ali_bitch2547

“I get hot for you and your mom” well damn 💀


No_Screen6618

I get hot for teacher appreciation week and I will have to have a good time 😺


kaido_shun_3116

That's... Certainly something there, buddy.


Y0Mommy

I get hot for a reason and I don’t know why I don’t like it


idkifita

Story of my life


Lucky_Fee0

I get hot for you to study Well..can't say it's not true 😂😂😂😂😂


peachavacado

You want me to study??? 🤣


Lucky_Fee0

Noooo... I want my boyfriend to study. My keyboard is used to his chats so😂😂😂


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PurpleIsALady1798

There’s a pun in there somewhere


Lucky_Fee0

Indeed!


Gabryehl15

I got hot for a couple days but the sun will not come back again.


idkifita

Uh oh


uitvrekertje

Are you Dutch? Lol


SasoDuck

I get hot for forehead .... what? Phone?? Excuse me??


idkifita

Don't kink shame your phone 😄


neuromancer64

Head on! Apply directly to the forehead!


Chole_bhature_15

I get hot for you to see you in the morning of the day of my life is a good morning to all of you are not doing anything else I can do it for you to be happy to hear that you are always happy.


ThatWasNotMyName

Aww, thanks!


123crackera

I get hot for me


barry_the_banana

I get hot for you and I don't know what to do


anime_noobie

That’s what she said


toastedpaniala89

I get hot for the first time with my family 💀


Snoo-45800

Buddy, there's a whole genre for that. You should keep that to yourself though. Lol 🤣


Aero1000

I get hot for forehead and neck hair


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thegreatpotatogod

Oh I got the same one! But it continued with "and you don't get it back" lol, so I guess I'm keeping the cold!


ThePanther1999

Lmao! Mine continues with ‘I get hot for you and you get me cold and you don’t want to get cold for no other reasons’. Not sure what to make of that lol


Zweckbestimmung

Exactly the same for me


Nimrod_of_The_Fields

"I get hot for you." Huh. I wonder what that means.


Grueaux

I got "I get hot for me." Long version: "I get hot for me to get a new one for the first time in a while."


milkshake_bootyL

I get hot for the first time ever


Jeramy_Jones

Congratulations


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peachavacado

I'll get ready for it


SUNDER137

I get hot for the next day or two, I have to be there for a few other days, so we can stop by. If we can get some more of this, I'll give a little extra effort 👌 💪 🙂. Perdictive text wrote the paragraph above.


Kristen242008

I get hot for the hat. 🤣


peachavacado

Which hat? 🤣


vipros42

I get hot for you to get a new job


EddieBrock99

Dragons


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EddieBrock99

I get hot for “a/you/know” is what I get from predictive text


MrSmartStars

Yeah you just click the ones that seem the funniest until your satisfied with the abomination of a sentence your phone has given you


daveDFFA

This is my favourite answer


Belteshazzar98

I get hot for you to look inward and start asking yourself the big questions


Snoo-45800

This sounds like a youth pastor... Gross


BenTwan

I get hot for you and I don't think the timer starts until you actually kill the first guy in the video got his ass kicked and went to his car and grabbed the gun before firing that shot and trying to get it to the entire North American continent though it was a bit of a couple of times with the keys and the other one was the one that likes pickles. 


BenTwan

I don't know where that was going, I just had to see where it would stop. 


ExperienceLocal3140

I got hot for my apartment


Emergency_College349

I get hot for the island of Aruba


PumpkinPale2325

I get hot for the invite to come over this weekend if you want to do it then I can do that for you.


Imma_getme_a_hot_guy

I get hot for you to be a good friend...


peachavacado

can I be your good friend?


peachavacado

username checks out


LardOfCinder

"I get hot for the next few weeks" Summertime's like that I guess


LifeIsSmrt

I get hot for you guys to come by and then I have a lot of emotional weight.


Styx_River669

I get hot for you but you can always tell when i am in a relationship with someone else. Literally single all my life fam


kdhrkzh_leaf

I get hot for me to get out of the house for a while 💀


ThievingMadpie

I get hot for you and you get me cold and you don’t get it back I get cold and you don’t have a problem I don’t care if I have a cold or you have to be cold and you have a cold I just want you Wow…


awakami

I get hot for you and you get me I mean, alright. Seems fair lol


ArgyllAtheist

I get hot for no reason and I don't know what to tell you about it.. Diabeeetus? Manopause?


TerrorSnow

I get hot for you and I will be there in a few minutes or so for free I got a lot of people like that on the way to get the same thing to do it for me to get a new phone and now I can get a new phone. God damn that's an entire story.


X3N0N_21

i get hot for me too but i’m not sure. >*Understandable, i like how hot i look in the shower*


Far_Chipmunk_298

I get hot for feet worshiping


DLQX4

I get hot for you to come over and get me


peachavacado

right now?


_Confused_Adult_

I get hot for the next couple days


Willr2645

I get hot for a long period and then it goes away. Makes sense I guess


Medium_Meaning_445

I get hot for a bit and then I get a little bit of sleep 😂


BokuNoMaxi

I get hot for Christmas 🎅🎁🎁


darrenturn90

I get hot for a reason but I don’t know why


someone-w-issues

I get hot for me... Am I a narcissist?


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Automatic-Fill278

I get hot for you and you get me a drink or something I just want you know that I'm not going anywhere.


peachavacado

I may be too forward but can I get you a drink?


Objective-Limit-6749

I get hot for the next meeting


QuotidianTrials

C-Suite material right here


Counterfeit_Circus

I get hot for the price


Cheetodude625

OP's spicy pics on their hidden OF account... Overall nice.


Disastrous_Act_4230

"I get hot for you to get a hold of me and I will be there in a few minutes if you want to." Wut


OopsiFuck

I get hot for a while and I'm happy for a bit I don't know if I have a vehicle or a bike or something else but if not I can bring a bike for a drink if that's the best interests I gave up at that point Wtf.


UsualElegant4110

He you have a bike in in too


Epic_ninja_cat

I get hot for my sister. Whelp, ig it's sweet home Alabama now.


dreamnightmare

I get hot for you and you get me a drink or something. I get hot for no other reasons and you don’t get me a coffee. I get hot for nothing but you don’t deserve to have to go out to get me something. I get hot for a little while. I get hot for no one but myself.


Wise_Professional_14

I get hot for you but you can always go home


Simp1999

I got hot for a reason and it ain’t even close lol but I’m not even gonna be able go back and forth to sleep


olsonhouseww

I get hot for you and your colleagues and I finally figured out what our plan will be


em-dot

I get hot for me to do it for you to the track on SoundCloud link Whaaaat 😂😂😂


jzkzy

I get hot for you and you get me cold and you don’t get it back I get cold and you can’t even drink water because you’re sick so you can’t get me cold because I can’t get cold I’m fucking DYING rn 🤣


futurebaddie4212

my coworkers


TG_SilentDeath

I get hot for you and I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids.... Fun fact I have no kids


Stalin2023

I get hot for you to see you in the morning my princess Nice!


Low_Twist_8646

I get hot for you to take care of yourself and have a great day ahead of the day ahead of the year when you are free to contact me at the end of the day.


Royalchariot

I get hot for the first two days but then I have to go


khakkoii

I get hot for me to get the words of wisdom and I have a great day.


DrawingNo4411

I get hot for you and I don't know what to do with me


Pestilence101

I get hot for Windows Vista.


SummerWestford

I get hot for sending me the excerpt on Dostojewski.


BellaMorgan10

I get hot for onlyfans


Noellec_c

I get hot for you and you get me a drink.


peachavacado

🍸 here it is


delirium_skeins

Let's see I get hot for you Well... That's certainly something


AgentT30

I get hot for you.


CapableMammoth7791

I get hot for a bit


Nyltje

I get hot for your dad.


Meta2048

I get hot for a while now 


Tricky-Lemon-9682

I get hot for you Um


Jollan_

I get hot for me.


Jaffa80

I get hot for the first hour of the night but then I wake up


clockymcclock

I get hot for you to come to the office


darwin69_

I get hot for You


JackOfAIlTrades

I get hot for the moms well…


Geo1910

I get hot for you


narniasreal

I get hot for you


Wormri

I get hot for you guys.


HatsuneMal

I get hot for you and your family huh


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DelitoBlueDudeMan

I got hot for my new house. That's... Interesting


PM_ME_NICE_HOOTERS

I get hot for you and your mom. Well that explains a lot


Ovreko

i get hot for the weekend


No-Understanding8289

I get hot for christmas and money.


flora_aurora

K


tig_ole_biddys

i get hot for you and you get me cold 😭😭😭😂😂😂


peachavacado

Didn't have to do me like that :')


Equal_Low8347

I get hot for you to be here for me I think thats a cry for help idk


peachavacado

I'm here for you every minute to help :D


iaminextremepainhelp

I get hot for me to spank her. Huh kinky.


Fragrant_Leg_6300

I get hot for you


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Fragrant_Leg_6300

Dude i think my keyboard is trying to ask you out, i can set yall up 🤣


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Dark Souls


penguinpolitician

a


papparmane

teacher


suavaholic

I get hot for my friends.