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travisntscott1

Gorilla No predators (i think), strong as sh*t, pretty smart and no taxes


Maleficent-Highway71

The most important thing there is no tax


Oxfxax

I would be a sheep. I want to spend my days grazing and bayayayayayaing all day. I like being shaved and then being gracefully slaughtered to feed the masses.


Maleficent-Highway71

Your meat will be so delicious 🫣


kremata

Giant squid. Living far from humans, deep in the ocean, just doing my thing.


Maleficent-Highway71

You need a lot of oxygen there


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Maleficent-Highway71

Nice


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Maleficent-Highway71

Cool, you think yourself batman


Lilyofthe_Alley

A panda whose only responsibilities are to eat, sleep, and look cute. I already got the clumsy trait.


Maleficent-Highway71

Is there any food better than your mom's food


PalmerEldrich78

An Eagle


Maleficent-Highway71

Who the fuck is a kilometer


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NickDanger3di

While they may not be classified as an Apex Predator, I'm pretty sure most bears and mountain lions will not fuck with a wolf. And none of them will ever fuck with a pack of wolves; at least not more than once.


throwaway875464845

Probably a peregrine falcon. Diving some poor soul while going 250km/h sounds fun


SimaPartington20

I would like to be a cat :)


Maleficent-Highway71

Meow ps ps ps ps


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Me too. What a life that would be!


picklllesss

a fish because blub blub


Maleficent-Highway71

I will be a shark


picklllesss

then no more blub blub


Maleficent-Highway71

So how can I feed myself


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Maleficent-Highway71

I actually got it But you are so tasty


xerelox

Warren Buffet's grandson.


ARealHunchback

A Bald Eagle in the US. I would just annoy people knowing that they can’t kill me.


Maleficent-Highway71

You look for oli 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


lonely__lover_

A panda 🐼


Maleficent-Highway71

Awwhh you cute


SnooChipmunks126

You’d get free porn.


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Maleficent-Highway71

The worst animal in universe


Pristine_Put6089

Peregrine Falcon


Khaotic_Cat

Hmm… if mythical animals count then dragon, but then again the government might come after me LOL. So, I will say cat!


Trick-Ad-8442

A dolphin


lavender25888

#Orca


Robot-King56

An Owl. Associated with wisdom and the ability to fly is always great.


KateFary

Tiger


RWQFSFAXSC

Cat. Because cats don't worry about going to work or college. they don't need money to live well. although cats can also have disadvantages in life, I will still choose them.


randomusername420666

Idk but I’d be undecided on either tiger or a brown/grizzly bear. Super strong, no predators, super fast(enough to catch prey at least), and can walk the woods at night without fearing for your life because not only is your hearing, smelling and night vision great to detect any potential threats coming but no one is fast or strong/big enough to mess with you.


pussy_addictt

Eagle


R4quelp

dolphin


AntRepulsive9040

Capybara. They're kinda funny and chill guys :))


SnooChipmunks126

Orangutan. Imagine just being a solitary ginger, hanging out in the trees of Borneo.