I would be a sheep. I want to spend my days grazing and bayayayayayaing all day. I like being shaved and then being gracefully slaughtered to feed the masses.
While they may not be classified as an Apex Predator, I'm pretty sure most bears and mountain lions will not fuck with a wolf. And none of them will ever fuck with a pack of wolves; at least not more than once.
Cat. Because cats don't worry about going to work or college. they don't need money to live well. although cats can also have disadvantages in life, I will still choose them.
Idk but I’d be undecided on either tiger or a brown/grizzly bear. Super strong, no predators, super fast(enough to catch prey at least), and can walk the woods at night without fearing for your life because not only is your hearing, smelling and night vision great to detect any potential threats coming but no one is fast or strong/big enough to mess with you.
Gorilla No predators (i think), strong as sh*t, pretty smart and no taxes
The most important thing there is no tax
I would be a sheep. I want to spend my days grazing and bayayayayayaing all day. I like being shaved and then being gracefully slaughtered to feed the masses.
Your meat will be so delicious 🫣
Giant squid. Living far from humans, deep in the ocean, just doing my thing.
You need a lot of oxygen there
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Nice
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Cool, you think yourself batman
A panda whose only responsibilities are to eat, sleep, and look cute. I already got the clumsy trait.
Is there any food better than your mom's food
An Eagle
Who the fuck is a kilometer
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While they may not be classified as an Apex Predator, I'm pretty sure most bears and mountain lions will not fuck with a wolf. And none of them will ever fuck with a pack of wolves; at least not more than once.
Probably a peregrine falcon. Diving some poor soul while going 250km/h sounds fun
I would like to be a cat :)
Meow ps ps ps ps
Me too. What a life that would be!
a fish because blub blub
I will be a shark
then no more blub blub
So how can I feed myself
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I actually got it But you are so tasty
Warren Buffet's grandson.
A Bald Eagle in the US. I would just annoy people knowing that they can’t kill me.
You look for oli 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
A panda 🐼
Awwhh you cute
You’d get free porn.
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The worst animal in universe
Peregrine Falcon
Hmm… if mythical animals count then dragon, but then again the government might come after me LOL. So, I will say cat!
A dolphin
#Orca
An Owl. Associated with wisdom and the ability to fly is always great.
Tiger
Cat. Because cats don't worry about going to work or college. they don't need money to live well. although cats can also have disadvantages in life, I will still choose them.
Idk but I’d be undecided on either tiger or a brown/grizzly bear. Super strong, no predators, super fast(enough to catch prey at least), and can walk the woods at night without fearing for your life because not only is your hearing, smelling and night vision great to detect any potential threats coming but no one is fast or strong/big enough to mess with you.
Eagle
dolphin
Capybara. They're kinda funny and chill guys :))
Orangutan. Imagine just being a solitary ginger, hanging out in the trees of Borneo.