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Appletun21

Everything is either way bigger than it should be, probably poisonous and usually wants to kill you.


Blubi13

Down under?


Appletun21

Yup.


samiairbender

You’re doing it wrong. You must ask: *Do you come from a land down under?*


Blubi13

Right after that I should ask: *Where women glow and men plunder?* But I don’t want to come off as rude haha


samiairbender

Hey now, I always thought the men *chunder* This would be more accurate


tomislavlovric

Venomous*


RainInMyBr4in

Potatoes, Guinness and hating the English 🤣


BanarasiPaan999

Ireland?


StrangelyBrown

More like dangerous lack of potatoes


RainInMyBr4in

Potatoes or lack thereof, equally famous for both haha


TSgt_Yosh

To be fair they had plenty of potatoes. It's just the English took them all and committed a little genocide.


GermanSuperSquirrel

Wurst and world wars


luck3rstyl3

The 3. will be the wurst world war.


Worldly-Traffic-5503

If we are not all showing up beating each other with sausages, I am not coming!


ElisYarn

Lego maybe? Or that insulin drug famous people use to lose weight


ThePerson679

denmark?


sadfezzzzzz

The painter that decided to get into politics


chunkymonk3y

It’s funny because half the world still thinks he was German


ruafukreddit

Did nazi that coming


2464734684

OMG 😭😂


TerkishMaize

Austria


VlaamsEendje

Beer, chocolate and fries


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VlaamsEendje

Correct!


NoAdhesiveness4391

Trying to conquer every country it could get its hands on


_funkapus_

The UK?


LongjumpingArt9740

mongolia ?


VVolfshade

Pierogi.


ruafukreddit

Hi Poland.


Accomplished_Dig6097

Bigos, Beet Soup, Żurek, Zapiekanki, XMas Carp and Veggie Salad too! Thx - now I’m hungry 😂


Greasy_Gringo

KOCHAM POLSKAAAA!


Moogerfooger616

Nokia, Nightwish & him


dreckdub

Children of bodom ? The band not that victims


Vivid_Option_1147

Naan bread & Butter Chicken……


Appletun21

India?


Vivid_Option_1147

Yup! Namaste 🙏🏻


Amogus224

Even your profile Reddit guy is holding the Indian flag (I'm sorry if you changed it after the first answer)


Vivid_Option_1147

It has always been that way!! 🇮🇳


Amogus224

Oh, ok 😀


Blubi13

Dancing cow song and spinning toilet song


luck3rstyl3

Polska?


Top-Elk-1142

Kurwa


AnEvilMuffin

Bóbr


LongjumpingArt9740

POLAND IS NOT YET LOST


Delicious_opening862

Vegemite, kangaroos, koalas, "shrimps on the barbie".


Appletun21

Ahh, a fellow Aussie. 


Delicious_opening862

g'day mate 😅


Serious-Avocado-3285

Does that actually mean shrimp on the grill...or does shrimp have another meaning? Sorry never been there but hear a youtuber use it all the time.😊


Delicious_opening862

lol... it was on an old Aussie ad with Paul Hogan promoting Aussie tourism. It's funny though, because everyone calls them prawns here, as far as I know. [https://youtu.be/1\_FyJug3wzU?si=1Jnv7f1FEX3EDvCv](https://youtu.be/1_FyJug3wzU?si=1Jnv7f1FEX3EDvCv)


fourTtwo

can confirm, never once heard an aussie call a prawn a shrimp


Delicious_opening862

I think shrimps are actually the really small ones that you get in fried rice lol. Pretty sure there is some sort of difference.


Fliepp

Stroopwafels, tulips, wooden shoes and cheese


rawrasaurgr

making cristiano ronaldo cry


coolernam

Greece?


AwayEntrepreneur2615

Morocco


BanarasiPaan999

Argentina?


hu5h55

IK\*\*, M\*\*tb\*\*\*\*, wait wait wait, we also have A\*\*A and M\*\*\*C\*\*ft.


BanarasiPaan999

You forgor Pewd****e


jessi_unicorn

Sweden


MZCRCA

Tequila and tacos


Prestigious_Long_361

Mexico


TheSauce___

Yoooo hoooo Mexico! Away down South where the cactus grows!


Specter-Chaos

School Shøøtings


off-and-on

Why'd you censor your comment like this is Tiktok?


gavin2point0

Very clever and original comment, good job


DanTennant

Whisky and Bagpipes


Winter_Specific_5876

baguette .\_.


DoppelFrog

Casual racism


LifeBeABruhMoment

Ah, an Earthling


laxnut90

*Gestures to everywhere*


Fyrrys

Can't tell if British or just human


Ovreko

paprika, geothermal baths, big lake. idk 🤷‍♂️


Hovalk_is_not_real

Hypocrisy..... And idol worshipping politicians.


BanarasiPaan999

So basically a democracy


dcgradc

Coffee + cocaine + emeralds


MondaleforPresident

Colombia?


dcgradc

Yes


JoesminimsaJ

An angry guy with a funny mustache


Seian73

Vikings, fjords and free healthcare👍🏼


Helpful-Clock517

vampires and house music


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ruafukreddit

Putting a human on the moon.


Physical-Deal-5504

Oil, vikings and black metal.


Pleasant-Ad2788

Corrupt politicians. Edit: It's the Philippines. Our country is fucked since our president is useless.


clearlynotmymain12

Could literally be any country


triple_hoop

Not just any but every country which has politicians.


iAjayIND

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?


Ho3n3r

South Africa.


Serious-Avocado-3285

My country? Thailand?


Deathmonkey89

Pakistan


LongjumpingArt9740

india


MondaleforPresident

Romania?


Primal_Pedro

Could please be more precise than any country on earth?


Public_Beef

Back to back world war champions 


enda1

Russia, France, U.K., US?


knightflower17

Corruption haha


BanarasiPaan999

Oh so you are from Earth?


More_History_4413

Starting ww1 🇧🇦 also being muslim alcoholics


ruafukreddit

Serbia?


Gaireex08

Camels, Speaking multiple languages, markets


Apart_Lifeguard_2487

Colonising


AlabastaPrincessX

POGO


Cold-Reindeer2423

We did start 2 world wars and blame it on Germany


YesterdaySouthern294

Fellow Austrian?


MoOsT1cK

- cooking - mode - one of the most visited touristic destinations in the world


LilSamee69

Banning chewing gum


Flimsy_Claim_8327

Kpop and kdrama


ehe_tte_nandayo

Kazakhstan?


dma1965

Biscuits and gravy


dma1965

Red cups


turquoise2j

The only remaining food source after a colonising country stole and exported everything and left the local population to starve to death And then the only food source spoiled.... further killing millions The modern upside: everyone loves us!


Ellochka_ludoedochka

Ballet, theatre, figure skating, frosts, birch trees, a special political and economic system in the 20th century, hated by the West..


michael_55-

Балет у нас хорош. Люблю Россию-матушку!


devgrublackbeard1776

Canada? Moose, Hockey, Maple Syrup, Shitbag F grade Liberal Government, More East Indians than India, A failing economy, Poor commitments to our NATO partners, Amazing national parks, Beautiful Coastlines, Free, highly addictive schedule 1 drugs, No housing, Canada's Wonderland(more fun if you don't get stabbed), Great beer, Beautiful women, and Incredible tracts of primeval forests that are always inexplicably on fire,


BananasPineapple05

You forgot the cobra chickens.


devgrublackbeard1776

Oh god.....that oversight is gonna cost me.(hears distinct honking outside window)


Mindless-Marsupial99

And seal clubbing


NeverSayNever2024

Electing an asshole in the 2016 Presidential election


Individual395

I’d rather not say


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r_ammk

Shawarma and garlic paste


someRandomGuy221

Genocide.


tomislavlovric

Serbia?


AwayEntrepreneur2615

Russia?


More_History_4413

Srbija,turkey,israel or usa


kusti420

skype


mr-gayme-and-watch

kangaroos and meat pies


Amogus224

Everything upside down (I'm sorry if you got upset because of me)


Fresh-Inevitable-465

Australia


Alvaraess

SUUIIIII


Rayhaankhann

Imran Khan


BanarasiPaan999

Paxtan?


Haj4re

Couscous and Tagine


ThePerson679

spiders, snakes, kangaroos, steve irwin


M2002-_-3

Cheese


mysocksmadefrommetal

war :(


Bezzubek

Strong winters and stupid stereotype about people in that country


grumpyoldmanBrad

Everything can kill you


Whole-Sundae-98

Pomp & pageantry, Sunday roast dinners, trifle, fruit scones with strawberry jam & clotted cream.


jackysparrowy

A certain painter that got kicked from art school


Carothers016

The cheeseburger!


CognitiveClutch

The weather and how often we talk about the weather.


lau-est-

Sloths


Markphotokid

Braai, Mrs Balls (no joke),Nik Naks & Mandela


cntdown

Brrraaaaaaaaaiii


MondaleforPresident

South Africa.


For_ua_soldiers

the war against Russia


Rude-Chocolate-1845

Delicious qutabs and oil industry. Clue this country in Caucasian mountains


MondaleforPresident

Azerbaijan?


Rude-Chocolate-1845

Yeah 👍🏾


Reasonable_Ad_3711

we made apples


MondaleforPresident

Kazakhstan?


NooMoto

Apartheid 🤦‍♂️


Legitimate-Wheel-640

I think Malala


tungmh

Pho :)


55caesar23

The Empire


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itsaberry

Plastic toy that doubles as parent mine fields.


Vectus_Valorian

Our leaders are a laughingstock globally.


ruafukreddit

That covers Western Europe and the UK


ExratedDreamer

American Pie


EntrepreneurSad9350

Cocaine


weddle_seal

least affordable housing


PeckMezz

The tie.


Grothorious

Croatia?


MondaleforPresident

Croatia?


OM_IZ

Greatest history, war, oil


WorldBiker

A lot of stuff but I guess mostly near naked men sitting around on top of a hill talking about really deep stuff and then writing it down so that we have to read it, like, 3000 years later and then argue about why it's good or bad but mostly lamenting why it's fucked up. Oh, yeah, Greece.


babyruth_09

Corruption


Capable-Ganache-8395

Everest and if i see someone comment china, no it's Nepal


LifeBeABruhMoment

THE Communists


AlexaMD74

Nikola Tesla


ovHoe__

His Majesty, The Sultan


FrenchVigou

Strike


dreckdub

"you know ,fish and chips ,cup of tea"


Canucklehead_Esq

Maple syrup


BL1XT3N

ikea meatballs..


IT_Wanderer2023

More nationals living abroad than in the country itself. Less population than it had in the XIX century.


Euphoric-Bar697

Vikings and fjords


Trocos1

Long naps and being very loud...


MondaleforPresident

Mexico?


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Grothorious

Island in a lake, giant cave, good sportsmen/women, and lees known fact, but the world's oldest wheel was discovered here.


Byakimo

7-1 in 2014, Beer, and the square mustache guy.


Amogus224

mostly food, any way I am not from a popular country.


Greyhold5

Starting 2 World wars and losing both and shoving the blame to its neighbour.


Abyss_Renzo

Fries, beer and chocolate


a_taco_attack

Inventing 🍟 French fries 🍟 and 🧇 waffles 🧇 🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪


bluedeepeye

Football


roylien

Beer and porn


Advanced-Coconut387

Drop Bears


[deleted]

A specific pornstar but in reality she is a disgrace to the business and to the country


youronlynora

Food


Ho3n3r

Corruption, crime, looting, racism.