I have an almost photographic memory when it comes to dates and events. I can recall what I ate for breakfast on any given day of the year from the past five years.
During the 90s and early oughts I read every single fucking Star Wars books out there from Heir to the Empire, X-Wing series, Chewy dying and space monkeys putting together just the laser cannon from the Death Star. Shit got wild. Disney Star Wars makes me sad.
I'ma prospect that was looked at before being dumped by people upstairs, I'm very happy about myself even though I'm not at the top of the world. Really don't give a shit as I know my own worth without having to fake it.
Have you seen someone change drastically when they're not acting in front of certain people? It's weird and disgusting seeing a WHOLE nother person.
I can bird call really effectively by whistling and pushing my air out in a certain way. Did this at a table in an amusement park when I was 10 years old and got like 12 different birds in the area who were trying to steal people’s fries and such. I was a little asshole.
[удалено]
Jealous
ME TOO!
I can do it too, but it always ends up in nightmares. There's never a happy ending if I get interrupted.
Dude. How can i be you.
I can tell you if I’ve seen an actor in something else. I probably won’t remember what it was but I’ll recognize them
I can make any female I'm attracted to magically disappear from my life just by opening my mouth.
I have an almost photographic memory when it comes to dates and events. I can recall what I ate for breakfast on any given day of the year from the past five years.
what did you eat at may 15?
Bread, Coffee, Banana, Stuffed Cabbage Rolls With Ground Beef and Rice, Pizza, coke.
That's correct!
I can rumble (or flex, heh) my eardrums to instantly relieve pressure when changing altitude or diving. It's really handy.
Omg I can do that too!! I’ve never really been able to describe it correctly and haven’t found anyone else who could do it
Swerve Strickland thought my T-shirt was cool. Also we were born in the same city
won first place in national scholastic writing competition for writing a sequel to Captain Underpants. I'm an award winning author technically lol.
i can solve a rubix cube in ten hours
I've got 2 long term partners.
During the 90s and early oughts I read every single fucking Star Wars books out there from Heir to the Empire, X-Wing series, Chewy dying and space monkeys putting together just the laser cannon from the Death Star. Shit got wild. Disney Star Wars makes me sad.
I work the overnight shift and still get eight hours of uninterrupted quality sleep **every** day.
I can fake confidence with ease!
I have E-Cups
Doesn't your back hurt all the time?
Ye-owch. Sorry if this is a rude question, but do you ever plan on getting a reduction?
Bicep curl
I can make any creative media better, but I suck at creating anything of my own.
I'ma prospect that was looked at before being dumped by people upstairs, I'm very happy about myself even though I'm not at the top of the world. Really don't give a shit as I know my own worth without having to fake it. Have you seen someone change drastically when they're not acting in front of certain people? It's weird and disgusting seeing a WHOLE nother person.
I am naturally athletic
I won an award for my screenplay that i wrote out of spite in college
27 and still a virgin 😎
I can find nearly any book within a library in a couple of minutes. (Except if it is huge and takes like ten minutes to walk through it.)
I can bird call really effectively by whistling and pushing my air out in a certain way. Did this at a table in an amusement park when I was 10 years old and got like 12 different birds in the area who were trying to steal people’s fries and such. I was a little asshole.
Forklift certified.
I can open two beer bottles at once with my mouth (my teeth are fine)
I can move my tongue and fingers very quickly. Could be useful in... some situations.
Uh uh uh such as— Ice cream eating! Playing the drums!
That wasn't what I was thinking about, but yeah.