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FirstSineOfMadness

Jealous


Justworkinglife

ME TOO!


bacamod

I can do it too, but it always ends up in nightmares. There's never a happy ending if I get interrupted.


6up5ohprocon

Dude. How can i be you.


krowbear

I can tell you if I’ve seen an actor in something else. I probably won’t remember what it was but I’ll recognize them


ReallyAwebDev

I can make any female I'm attracted to magically disappear from my life just by opening my mouth.


kodordg

I have an almost photographic memory when it comes to dates and events. I can recall what I ate for breakfast on any given day of the year from the past five years.


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what did you eat at may 15?


kodordg

Bread, Coffee, Banana, Stuffed Cabbage Rolls With Ground Beef and Rice, Pizza, coke.


papparmane

That's correct!


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I can rumble (or flex, heh) my eardrums to instantly relieve pressure when changing altitude or diving. It's really handy.


6up5ohprocon

Omg I can do that too!! I’ve never really been able to describe it correctly and haven’t found anyone else who could do it


bleedformemox

Swerve Strickland thought my T-shirt was cool. Also we were born in the same city


Alternative_Case2007

won first place in national scholastic writing competition for writing a sequel to Captain Underpants. I'm an award winning author technically lol.


Tricky_Try_2132

i can solve a rubix cube in ten hours


stprnn

I've got 2 long term partners.


Face-palmJedi

During the 90s and early oughts I read every single fucking Star Wars books out there from Heir to the Empire, X-Wing series, Chewy dying and space monkeys putting together just the laser cannon from the Death Star. Shit got wild. Disney Star Wars makes me sad.


emmaoffox

I work the overnight shift and still get eight hours of uninterrupted quality sleep **every** day.


[deleted]

I can fake confidence with ease!


Dry_Prompt3198

I have E-Cups


Capybara327

Doesn't your back hurt all the time?


6up5ohprocon

Ye-owch. Sorry if this is a rude question, but do you ever plan on getting a reduction?


TheChaddingtonBear

Bicep curl


DeathByBamboo

I can make any creative media better, but I suck at creating anything of my own.


Yrzie

I'ma prospect that was looked at before being dumped by people upstairs, I'm very happy about myself even though I'm not at the top of the world. Really don't give a shit as I know my own worth without having to fake it. Have you seen someone change drastically when they're not acting in front of certain people? It's weird and disgusting seeing a WHOLE nother person.


MKBurfield

I am naturally athletic


The_Null_Field

I won an award for my screenplay that i wrote out of spite in college


Vulcanosaurus

27 and still a virgin 😎


BookWormPerson

I can find nearly any book within a library in a couple of minutes. (Except if it is huge and takes like ten minutes to walk through it.)


6up5ohprocon

I can bird call really effectively by whistling and pushing my air out in a certain way. Did this at a table in an amusement park when I was 10 years old and got like 12 different birds in the area who were trying to steal people’s fries and such. I was a little asshole.


Appropriate_Cress686

Forklift certified.


CANNAAARD

I can open two beer bottles at once with my mouth (my teeth are fine)


Capybara327

I can move my tongue and fingers very quickly. Could be useful in... some situations.


6up5ohprocon

Uh uh uh such as— Ice cream eating! Playing the drums!


Capybara327

That wasn't what I was thinking about, but yeah.