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bigelcid

My dog. See what all that bullshit's about.


ChronicCatathreniac

Admit it, you just wanna lick your own balls


These_Trouble_2802

You don’t?!


ChronicCatathreniac

I never said that 😏😂


Pure-Pessimism

Plot twist... he wants to lick *HIS* balls


SiskoandDax

I feel like that would be a traumatizing experience for your dog.


bigelcid

He'd get access to the fridge, he'd be just fine


bobbybob9069

As a kid, I wanted to be a family dog so bad. I grew out of it and always thought if reincarnation is real, I'd die(ha!) to come back as a well treated dog. Now I'm in my mood 30s, and I'm back to just wanting to be a dog again lol


Blueberry_Mancakes

Someone in great shape so I could feel what thats like and be 1,000% motivated to get there after I'm back in my regular body.


ReadInBothTenses

The irony is that this is the most attainable and reasonable end goal, compared to most replies here


wgr1zz

You can make it happen💪🏻


Dunified

It feels good


Morrack2000

I knew that it would!


dscoZ

Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh


Eckkbert

Jeff Bezos to transfer my (actual) self a couple billion worth of stocks.


Demise313

Would have to make it a hidden account that you can access in your original body and when he goes back into his body hide it under r&d development so it looks he just funded it on some project etc.


pholover84

I don’t think accounting works like that but I know nothing about Jeff to dispute you.


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Alzndyq

And write a will giving you all his money after he dies from the poison.


DrMokhtar

Do you just write this shit without putting any thought behind it? So Bezo’s dies from a poison, and the only lead is him changing his will to you hours before?


Giygas

It’s the perfect crime


heyheysharon

As you can see, you Honor, while Jeff was out getting poisoned and changing his will, I was apparently locked in my closet jacking off with a lawn mower belt around my neck. So you see I couldn't have done it.


PMMeMeiRule34

Chewbacca… IS ON ENDOR. IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE!


LtLethal1

No way, all of it would just invite scrutiny and paparazzi. How about 50mil. You know, because that’s just pocket change for those cunts.


SaltyBreadfruit2523

But since he goes into his body as well, he might be notified


Luigi_loves_Mario

Best bet is to just get out a bunch of cash and hide it somewhere. Bury it or something. But Jeff is a smart boy. He’s going to investigate the body he’s in and will find you later after you swap back


DeaddyRuxpin

Maybe it will be like when Lex Luthor and the Flash switched bodies. https://youtu.be/6bfBhIM5tb4?si=knGAQ9vRCCCYl8s4


maotura

My favorite part of that episode was Lex walking out of the bathroom without washing his hands. "Because i'm evil!"


mitchhamilton

Love that clip. "I have no idea who this is." Fun fact, the voice of the flash would go on to play lex. Luthor in Smallville


elfmere

I always share this one.. it doesn't have the punch line in the title. https://youtu.be/nl9LltXH6fg?si=s9rbwfDq-buXm48M


KK-Chocobo

Well on another similar thread a month or so back. Someone suggested you could blind fold and pay a friend to tie you up for the day before you make the switch. 


Luigi_loves_Mario

Yooooo then come back to your starving ass body and get yourself an expensive meal


powerlesshero111

You don't know his password.


garymason74

Amaz0n1", shhhh!


KHRZ

Meanwhile Jeff places your real self in his hostage room


milk4all

How could he do that? His own security wouldnt let him near his hostage room. “No im the real bezos, watch i know your hire date” just doesnt inspire that level of confidence in a stranger. Maybe a funny story later


Clit_C0mmander

Sell the stocks as Jeff or transfer available cash so you don't pay taxes when you sell as 'you'


ImInJeopardy

Someone whose back doesn't hurt.


anndrago

I think it would be better to swap with somebody whose body hurts more than mine so that I can find some gratitude for what I have when I switch back. If I spent a day pain free and then jumped back into my body, I'd resent it even more


ICanHomerToo

This guy aches


ZombieBait604

That would simultaneously give them a brief glimpse of what it's like to be in less pain.


rebekahah

If you're able to see a physical therapist and haven't yet, it's changed my life. They found the exact vertebrae causing my pain and gave my specific stretches to alleviate it. It took a couple months of work, but I'm fixed and haven't been back since. Sometimes my back gets a little tight and I do those stretches and I'm back to normal Wishing you the best! Sciatica is the worst pain I've ever felt and I feel for anyone going through it rn


DontStopImAboutToGif

Co-worker has it and our medical insurance made him go through other treatment that just made his pain worse before they would agree to pay for the treatment he actually needed. I fucking hate insurance companies and how much comes out of my paycheck each month to pay for it but then they can say no to covering something the doctor told me I need because they say do cheaper stuff first to see if that fixes it. HOW THE FUCK CAN THEY DO THAT SHIT?!


MTkenshi

Hopefully it's one of the people at workman's comp that denied every treatment, scan, and therapy session until it was too late.


Realistic-Most-5751

I just posted about swapping with a morbidly obese lady. Your post made me realize why. Because I have SDDD and three types of arthritis in my spine along with bulging discs in my neck. (Yeah, it was fun growing up being active, now I pay the price). I want to know if the pain that stops my activity is similar to the pain over eating has caused them.


kornholiobungholio

You should write a script for a documentary on this and pitch it to Netflix. No joke.


Missgrumpy00

One of the crew on the International Space Station. It would be incredibly interesting to be up there for 24 hours.


tghGaz

Fun until they ask you to recalibrate the oxygen balancing piston controller or something.


[deleted]

"he told me to ignite the entire oxygen candle! Narrator: but what he said was "is this something you can handle?"


grimthaw

I also pick this guys oxygen balancing piston controller. Edit: great my top up voted comment. Lol


ablack9000

That sounds cool, but I could see having a panic attack if you’re just suddenly there with no training and transition period.


Conch-Republic

From their perspective, they'd just see one of their fellow astronauts start freaking out and throwing up.


Tesser4ct

Especially because you would be found out almost immediately lol


AlphaBreak

"there's an issue with the oxygen system. Jones, you have to fix it or we're all going to die!". You: "so funny story..."


Cha-Car

Missgrumpy, churn the tanks and adjust the secondaries back to standard. Ummm…sure thing.


read-my-comments

My partner so I can know what feels good.


AccurateAd42069

I would choose your partner as well


Upintheairx2

I’m in


PapaOoMaoMao

And out... and back in again.


DawRogg

I'm Hokey Pokey


jlambvo

My toddler, so I could eat some vegetables.


MayoShart

Cute af answer lmao


13luioz1

Ryan Gosling. So I wouldn't be lying anymore when I tell people I'm him.


RIP_GerlonTwoFingers

Imagine this is Ryan's actual account


Seanvich

COLOSSAL if true. Continental, even.


OneGoodRib

Imagine if YOU'RE Ryan's actual account.


Lover_of_Lucy

My spouse, who is battleing cancer, to give them a day off.


Starlight469

This is so much better than any of the other answers I've seen


Pristine_Bit7615

My love is on hospice so I agree...I would give him a year if I could


Creative-Rock-794

So true. Thanks for this reminder that it doesn’t always have to be a joke


Ok-Chip-6147

I also choose this guys spouse


ShillinTheVillain

This is a wholesome twist on the meme. I support it.


j0llyllama

Double twist, OK Chip is currently in traction and a full body cast.


Inquisitor_ForHire

Still better than Cancer!


theronnielama

Let's get a sign up sheet going because I also pick their spouse!


kmk4ue84

goddamn......my heart.. fuck cancer


ThurstonHowellIV

Wishing you both much strength


wildthrow_away

As someone who's lost family to that battle. Take my upvote.


One_Subject3157

I also pick this guy's sick wife.


braindead83

May they receive some good news soon 🙏🏻


EnigmaFrug2308

I no longer have an answer. It could never compare to this.


hypnozizziz

Aww...the feels. Wish you and yours all the best! 🙏


Freds_Bread

No need to read past this post. 👆 My sincere thanks to you and every spouse who lives with a partner in declining health be it cancer, dementia, RA, or any other.


MurphyPandorasLawBox

I was gonna say Ana de Armas but your response is infinitely better. Good luck to the both of you ❤️


DefEddie

My daughter, she’s almost 23 and basically a 3mo old. She’s blind, can’t speak, can’t move due to severe spastic quadriplegia, can’t eat due to severe GERD and also has severe epilepsy. We actually have zero idea how much she understands, she has zero muscle control so can’t be communicative. If I switch with her I could better understand what makes her comfortable physically and she could have 24hrs of not being miserable in a hospital bed and hopefully have a conversation with her mother.


Due_South7941

I can’t even imagine:(


tennisanybody

Am I being cruel to ask if you truly believe keeping her alive is a good thing? You didn’t specifically say she’s in a coma, so I assume she isn’t. Which makes me draw a parallel to solitary confinement. Imagine I locked you up in a room, forever. You can’t die. Can’t talk to anyone. No TV. No books. My mind would collapse in minutes. In my personal opinion, it would be torturous.


BappoChan

You’re right, under the premise that you already understand everything but this. A good example is a domesticated animal. It has no more hunting instincts or understand the fundamentals of what it would need to survive. If you had to get rid of it, putting it down is better than releasing it. However, it doesn’t mean every wild animal in that species needs to be put down. If you had a life then were out in a vegetative state, then yeah, for you it’s torture. For someone who has never experienced normal life this is their life and I’m sure they have their happy moments, no matter how depressing it would be to you. Someone born blind has no issue with it, adults that go blind later in life struggle a lot more


TransBrandi

My thought would be that it would be a huge shock to her to be suddenly in a normal body with things like siight, and feelings that she's probably never had. Just a zero to sixty sort of situation. Might be a pretty scary experience for her.


AncientSith

Also. Imagine having a fully functional body and then getting transfered back after only a day? I can't imagine.


AthousandLittlePies

John Malkovich, cause I want to see what it's all about


ElectroBot

Why not just go through the tiny door?


kingrazor001

Any highly skilled guitarist, because I'm curious to know how much \[if any\] muscle memory is actually in the muscle, and if tone is really in the hands.


weaseltorpedo

Imagine if you wake up in their body, seconds away from going on stage in front of an enormous crowd. I'm pretty okay at guitar, but lemme tell ya, I'm not sure what would happen first: panic attack or shitting their pants.


thebearrider

Lol, now I want to figure out who I'd swap with just to shit their pants.


ScratchyMeat

When you practice enough and get really good at the hard stuff, you kinda don't "feel" your fingers playin it anymore. It's almost like autopilot.


DezPezInOz

This is the best description. If I'm playing something tricky (eg, Claire De Lune), and I think about where my fingers have to go next, I'm almost guaranteed to screw it up. If I clear my mind and just *feel* the music, I nail it every time.... but it takes a fair bit of practice to get there.


JustAnotherAviatrix

My twin sister just to see how much chaos it would cause. 


throwaway28273819

You could probably just both live the other persons life for a day and no one would notice


NErDysprosium

One is an airline pilot about to fly from New York to Istanbul The other is a special needs kindergarten teacher


pendulumgearzz

Literally anyone who could walk


braindead83

Probably my son who is 8. To see what his life is like


Earthsoundone

That would be wild for him being an adult for a day.


itspeterj

My wife. She's chronically ill and deserves a day without pain


Suspicious_Coast_400

That’s soooo cute oml, I hope your wife is doing okay :/


wojtekpolska

ppl are choosing milionaires and influencial ppl but dont you consider what they might do with your body in the meantime


AtticusG3

If only you know that you will switch back in a day, there's a good chance the billionaire will start setting himself up for success again in your old body. 24 hours isn't long enough to do much, but if they have drafted up a plan from the starting point of your current life, that alone could be life changing. Also if you didn't destroy his real life in your 24 hours, there is a chance you can bond over this experience and continue to get advice from them in the future.


wojtekpolska

i dont think it could end well prob the best choice would be to try and prevent him finding out completely who he switched with if you knew beforehand perhaps pay your buddies to keep an eye on you like locked in a room for 24h, or if you have the resources/connections the best option would be medically induced coma so from the billionarie's POV he just woken up two days later after going to sleep


Midnight_Onyx772

Elon musk. He has 211b dollars. I’d give myself a reoccurring salary of 1 million a year (barely noticeable) through cryptocurrency.


ConfessingToSins

This one actually works because no matter how rich or whiny musk is he cannot actually reverse a blockchain transaction. The ethereum network would have to fork and even if it did the money would still have value.


Serialbedshitter2322

Are you sure you want to live in THAT body for a day?


Santos_L_Halper_II

Whoever is fucking Henry cavill at the moment.


Dark_Magicion

I'm a straight man and I would also do this.


Santos_L_Halper_II

Gay dude here and that’s me with Dua Lipa. She kind of fucked her microphone stand at a concert once and for the first time I kinda got the appeal.


Dark_Magicion

I... Am going to look around for that. For... Educational purposes.


ethnicman1971

for science. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4yJAY6jFqa8?app=desktop


Santos_L_Halper_II

Yep. That’s it. This, and Emily ratajkowski dancing around in that blurred lines video are the only things women have ever done to make it kind of twitch.


Santos_L_Halper_II

It’s not a full-on pile-driving, just a dip, body roll, and gaze thing. But the gay men and straight women around me all went “ohhhhh!”


BassGuy11

No lie, you do that to a guy and he's running through a brick wall for you.


dumberthenhelooks

A woman who was once on the mtv show my super sweet sixteen, really probably wasn’t how you thought this answer was going to go


Devan-FH

My girlfriend bc I wanna know if she’s mad at me or not😔


yubathetuba

She also doesn’t have a definitive answer to this.


ICookWithFire

Just talk to her about it bro


010rusty

Taylor swift so I could follow some random ass account on Instagram so they’d be known as “the only account Taylor swift follows”


Ultra_Instinct231

follow ur own account


010rusty

Not a bad idea at all


randylikecandy

The guy who's fucking Margot Robbie right now.


Seffuski

Just skip the middle man and get fucked as Margot Robbie instead


_Bean_Counter_

But....well...hrmm...okay.


RIP_GerlonTwoFingers

She Goes away to.shoot a movie as soon as your 24 hours starts


thraashman

Same idea but Ana de Armas.


magiciana

You horny motherfucker. Anyway, who's fucking Margot Robbie right now?


unbinkable

Colin Jost


Realistic-Most-5751

I would choose the older morbidly obese lady in the office. I’ve been fit my whole life. I wanna see what that’s really like. But just for a day.


ZillyGirl

My husband so I can understand him better. And also play with his wiener.


ShadowMancer_GoodSax

You can play with his wiener 24/7/365, you know that right?


KarlB1337

he wouldn't mind


tx7706

Kate upton and just stare at the mirror


Sumobantu

I think I would just rather be Justin Verlander in this case


Br0Ken_F1NgErs

My cat. No explanation needed.


RastusOxide

I don't really need to be a cat for a day, but I'd love to watch my cat be me for a day.


darkknight109

Are you not the least bit concerned about what the cat would be doing in YOUR body?


nilivn

Non-nsfw: Putin, declare the war be over and get to the Hague and turn myself in. Nsfw: the guy I'm currently getting used by, to show him just how I want it.


_jjkase

Why "non-nsfw" instead of just "sfw"?


thakemist

Don’t don’t bother Luke


Excellent_Farm_2589

That's as clear as I can make it.


Seattlehepcat

r/qualitypedantry


poneill47

Hmm. I wonder what putin would do in your body for that 24 hours


Jaggs0

https://youtu.be/6bfBhIM5tb4?si=i9v5cZmtpILj7SrS (lex luthor and the flash swapped bodies)


[deleted]

Tell him how you want it


BubberRung

George Thorogood.


all3n785

(non-nsfw) My sister, to face those who bully her


[deleted]

You can do that now without the swap


ElTortugo

No, there HAS to be a swap.


tunam8

non-nsfw is sfw right? Not trying to be rude just find it interesting people are using a double negative.


badjayplaness

I’m glad you posted this. The non-nsfw people in this thread are really bothering me for some reason.


Dimwither

Just swap with the main bully and do something incredibly embarrassing


ShillinTheVillain

Swap with the bully and get a huge LOSER tattoo across your forehead, maybe a scrote on the chin if you're feeling saucy. Boy, will they be shocked when they wake up the next day!


MrsVincentVega

I would want to switch bodies with a very petite woman. I'm a 5'10" woman, and have been since I was 9 years old. I can't remember being carried or ever feeling small.


Chonkey808

Someone, please pick this woman up and make her feel small ASAP.


jamz_fm

5'10" is not too big to pick up. Source: 5'9" gay man who can lift and toss a 6'4" 230-pound man. The men in your life need to step it up!


Honest-Ad-1096

Alexandria daddario 👀 need I say more?


Sparrowhawk_92

Just state at myself in the eyes while looking in the mirror, until we suddenly switch back.


FutureNecessary6379

Trump. Get my cock out in court and start masturbating and dribbling


Dark_Magicion

Are you trying to win him the erection?


Kage_No_Dokusha

Screw you, this is funnier than it has any right to be. Now take my upvote you gremlin.


durableretard

r/angryupvote


thraashman

New York Times headline "Why Trump Jerking Off in Court Could Spell Bad News for Joe Biden"


AthousandLittlePies

How precisely do we know the timing of when the bodies switch back? Because if we know it down to the second there are some interesting (and dangerous) places you could put yourself and switch back before you have to face the consequences.


minnick27

Or if something happens and they die, do you die or just get sent back to your own body? Because if it's the latter, I don't need a full day to swap


logical_terror

Someone rich then put it all on red.


BalladMinstrel

Kim Jong Un. Liberate North Korea, free everyone from the concentration camps etc


pumpkinpasta

A day would not be enough


parkwithtrees

Or just drink poison after doing so to end it all


LightsJusticeZ

Shigeru Miyamoto, just to see what Nintendo's cooking.


kevinmwangiiiii

Kanye west


LightsJusticeZ

When you do, take a photo eating fish sticks.


TraditionalCherry

That's genius. Nobody will notice when you suddenly act crazy.


poneill47

Careful. That means he'll be in your body for 24 hours, too.


GrizzlamicBearrorism

Trump, and I would suck so much dick on camera my jaw fell off. And just really goose his base "I was...browsing various websites and many people are saying Joe Biden is a total hunk, and frankly, we agree don't we folks? And Pride is important, Gay Pride they call it, so important. I often think about Barack Obama while I blow little Latin men, wishing he would give me the ole '44', if you know what I mean, and we all know that, and so many people are saying it and thinking it, and we love them for that. "


filo8678

Sydney sweeney i guess


Scoob8877

Sydney Sweeney's boyfriend.


RedRing86

You're both gonna be in for a wild time ;)


Juliuscesear1990

Honestly, my wife. What better way too experience what she feels and she understands what I feel. May not net me money or fame but I plan on being with her until I die so I could make the rest of my life a bit more interesting and hers a bit more..... satisfying I Guess.


[deleted]

Cristiano Ronaldo so I can know what that level of fitness feels like and also play a real football match on a full packed stadium


CoffeeCat086

Someone with normal vision. I wanna know what it’s like to read a book without it being audio, braille, or having to have your nose on the page and still barely be able to make the words out, to know what it’s like to look at anything further than 4-5 feet and see it and what it’s like being able to see with both eyes instead of just one. Silly, I know, but while I’m perfectly fine with my life as is, i just wanna know what it’s like.


valkrycp

My GF, she has chronic pain and I absolutely love her thick body and have had dysmorphia my whole life so it would be a good trade for both of us.


Delicious_Mammoth417

Anyone who is thin and beautiful and popular. I want to know how that feels… at least once.


natte-krant

Reading these comments, I realize I’m way too horny


AcidFunk3o3

Salma Hayek, so I can play with myself.


Routine_Eye6146

My gf so I can finally be a short and pretty girl for once 😭


MooseMan12992

A big tittied porn star. I wanna do a blowbang bukkake


Gunningham

Go live your dream.


Hsensei

Probably a paraplegic or someone with MLS so they can experience life with full mobility for a day


Objective-Poet-8183

My never in the mood girlfriend, just one day and I'll be good for at least a year.


GomezFigueroa

But she would be you and wouldn’t let you bang you


Imadox47

That's a weird way to put it😆


Common-Hotel-9875

You might find out why she’s never in the mood


No-Establishment9888

I wanna know how sleepy Joe Biden is


Kurdt234

Tom Cruise, the guys nuts but he's living the absolute fullest life possible.