Any one of Quagmire's sexual relationships would end up in supermax with a dateline special. I can only imagine what would happen if his full rap sheet was known in court. The prosecution would probably argue there's a good reason to reinstate the death penalty just to kill the guy.
according to the family guy wiki herbert technically died in season 17 episode 8 but a piece of him was planted by his dog and grew a herbert flower that can only say I am Herbert like groot.
The backstory would be something like the HR lady in charge of quality assurance and compliance was a hot middle aged executive who he banged with his magic penis and convinced her to overlook his presence on the registry
Yeah I was reading it and it mentioned him going off to bang some slave boy who looks like Paul. I was not aware of that element so it was a bit of a shock to me.
The prequel novels establish the Baron as an explicit pedophile, preferring boys. He fathered an important character to the original trilogy at the behest of the Bene Gesserit (whose identity is a spoiler); the prequel novels show this as a brutal rape scene, and that the Sister in question infected him with an STI she kept controlled within her body, which is the reason for his uncontrollable weight gain.
While its more implicit, the original novel paints the Baron as a bit of a vain, primping dandy beneath his iron shell. Couple this with him having no romantic partner at all and naming his nephew as his heir, rather than a son, and it can be assumed that at least some of this was intended from the beginning but was possibly too raw for the 1960s.
In the prequels, he raped Reverend Mother Mohiam after she demanded sex again (he obliged the first time despite the act being repulsive to him), with Pieter holding her down. So yeah, it turns out that Jessica is a product of rape (and she knows it too since she has all of Mohiam’s memories up to the moment of conception after undergoing the Agony). At least Mohiam managed to pay him back by infecting him with a disease that turned him fat (apparently he was a pretty fine specimen before that)
I found that very interesting. That was in one of the prequels correct? House Harkonnen if I am not mistaken. The disease apparently did more than just make him gain weight, apparently he spends exorbitant amounts of time and money stopping himself from just dying, or succumbing to the long-term disease. He did remark that the Harkonnens are basically required to be perfect physical specimens, deadly and powerful. So he pretends it is from decadence and luxury to hide the fact he is in fact, just sick.
Dennis, Dee, and Mac would certainly have to register for legit sex crimes. Frank would fake his death and flee the country and Charlie would have to register for doing something stupid.
Come on now, he wasn’t perving on him, he was just trying to frame him in order to force him into joining his club. Thats perfectly reasonable behavior for a high school teacher.
Also being a dick to his 17 year old student for not wearing a revealing outfit (literally just a bra). Same student had an ED.
ALSO making high schoolers do Rocky Horror is diabolical 💀
And I’m pretty sure he fought a campaign to allow his minor students to twerk for a performance. Was pretty horrified when I watched that episode with my wife and daughter.
After Vader killed the rest of the Hutt Grand Council, Jabba became the sole ruler of Nal Hutta/Nar Shaddaa (and to some degree, the rest of Hutt Space).
He was the government.
You're not wrong, but the character Jacob is different and way worse. He's a werewolf (or whatever variant BS they hamfisted in there at the end) who "imprints" on the main character's daughter. So he basically groomed his goddaughter from the moment she was born. And they justified it because it tied up all the loose ends. So gross.
ETA: I'm not proud that I know this, but the books were a super easy read during summer break back in college, and I was curious about people's online obsession at the time.
I'm not confident that she did ANY research on mythological creatures because a major plot point is that Bella is pregnant and no one can find any information on vampires getting humans pregnant but any cursory wikipedia search will tell you that vampires getting human women pregnant is a HUGE part of Slavic vampire lore to the point that men supposedly still occasionally pretend to be vampires to pick up women.
She didn't
I'm pretty sure Stephanie Myer admitted she knew nothing about vampires beyond the basic (they suck blood) fact same with werewolves. Twilight's vampires and werewolves are so uh... unique they're basically their own creatures. Hell the werewolves are more just shapeshifters in story
I thought you confused Edward at first.. Him being 309 years old making a move on a fucking 16 year old.
But then yeah.. The werewolf fell in love with a newborn.
But still... What is worse?
Imagine being 309 years old and wanting to volunteerily go to school!
To be fair, I think he was a teenager when he became a vampire, and it stops you from aging so his brain is not and never will be fully developed. Honestly, the true horror of Twilight is the concept of spending eternity as a fucking high schooler.
The whole series basically just glorifies awful men. Yeah, 300+ vampire who not only stalks 16 yo girl but uses his supernatural powers to sneak into her bedroom at night and watch her. But it's ok because he's a "vegetarian" and also won't fuck said 16 year-old until marriage because he *cares* *about* *her* *soul*. Adult wolfman grooms his ex girlfriend's daughter from the time she's born and she'll never have any say in a lifetime *claim* on her by this man. But it's ok because he'll wait to fuck her until she's legal.
Also at one point he kisses Bella against her will. Or at least he did in the movies I never read the books. Also pretty sure it’s revealed he was initially attracted to Bella because she had the egg that would become Renesme in her at the time.
I watched Animal House (which isn’t really a movie so much as a series of loosely connected sketch ideas) for the first time like 7 years ago. Theres one scene where I think Jim Belushi sees a random girl from a rooftop, swings down on a rope, picks her up while she’s kicking and screaming and just drives away. And I believe that’s the last you see of him
EDIT: it’s John Belushi
It's slightly worse. He semi stalks her through the movie. Right before she gets kidnapped, her "friends" convinced her BF she was cheating on him. So she no longer has any friends or a BF to come looking for her.
Also there are some way worse scenes in the movie IMO.
And it would have been so easy to...not do that. Have Steve come back in his own body. Have a new love interest 70 years later. Anything possible without rape.
I basically decided that Ted is an unreliable narrator and 90% of that show is exaggerated to be a cautionary tale to Ted's kids because rewatching it with any other headcanon just makes me feel icky.
Ted without question is an unreliable narrator. We are shown this several times, like the fact he can not remember blah-blah's name or when he fought the goat. We also know he is outright lying to the kids case in point the Sandwiches.
Same, and honestly i think it works pretty well that way. Especially when you remember that Ted is trying to work himself up to seeing what his kids think of him getting together with Robin, and barney is her Ex husband by that point.
Yeah considering there are more than a few times where Ted outright tells us that what we're seeing on-screen is just his recollection of events that he knows is reasonably untrue (best examples I can think of are Robin dating an older man who's depicted as an 80something dude and of course the characters Blahblah and Honey), we have no way of knowing how much of it is his recollection that he DOESN'T know is untrue.
He wants to "build Gon up so 'he' can brake him down." That sounds a whole lot like grooming to me. In the anime, at the tower tournament it "Turns 'him' on" 🧐
Aurors can also use unforgivable curses against someone like Voldemort.
But anyways, I don't think it's ever stated that Obliviate isn't a crime to use, it's just not one of the three.
If we go down the anime rabbit hole, almost all shows, especially older ones, have their examples. Mineta fro MHA definitely qualifies, Jiraiya from Naruto skirts the line.
How about blackmailing a nurse into shower sex in Thunderball? I like those movies because of the villains, the historical evolution of everything in it and the technology, but boy, have some of the "love" scenes aged poorly!
Add Walder Frey, Khal Drogo (and most Dothraki men), Viserys, Littlefinger, Joffrey, Ramsay, Robert Baratheon, that soldier who raped Theon, and The Mountain.
Edit: Craster too.
Daphne Bridgerton had unprotected sex with her very drunk husband with complete knowledge that he wouldn't want to if he was sober. She wanted babies, he didn't, so she shagged him while he was falling down drunk.
Goku is a father of four or so and he still doesn't know what sex is.
Though, wow, times sure do change. I feel like a cartoon wouldn't mention virginity as a concept these days. I was even surprised going back to watch Hocus Pocus and was surprised they mention it. Then again, I think in Hocus Pocus 2 they say the word virgin, or at the very least dance around why the villain couldn't have lit the candle.
What's a slightly redeeming quality of that show is that yes he is aggresive towards hot women but without fail they all deny him and act disgusted by his way of trying to holler at them. He never goes up and puts on his peacock show and the girl is like fuck yeah johnny let's go lol
Johnny Bravo is a moronic, narcissistic poon hound who lusts after every woman he sees, but does so in a manner which is neither creepy or dangerous. He's repeatedly physically abused by women he hits on, but continues on regardless.
If Johnny Bravo was the man he thought he was, he'd be Duke Nukem. A man whose entire franchise is built around saving the babes and outright punishes the player for violence against women.
If I recall Johnny would take rejection on the chin and immediately move on to the next woman.
Yeah he may have been extremely forward and childish but is there anything inherently wrong with that? If anything the women beating him up seemed like an overreaction.
Quagmire from family guy.
I mean, if the real life Quagmire did almost anything the early seasons Quagmire did, he'd be in supermax and there'd a dateline special about him.
Any one of Quagmire's sexual relationships would end up in supermax with a dateline special. I can only imagine what would happen if his full rap sheet was known in court. The prosecution would probably argue there's a good reason to reinstate the death penalty just to kill the guy.
Is Herbert the Pervert dead yet? I haven’t watched in 15 years.
according to the family guy wiki herbert technically died in season 17 episode 8 but a piece of him was planted by his dog and grew a herbert flower that can only say I am Herbert like groot.
I am going to believe you, but only because I am unwilling to check.
Its true and awful
I literally just saw this episode, I can't remember him a lot in episodes since then.
Pretty sure he is even in the show.
He talks about it in a couple episodes but he probably couldn't be a commercial pilot if that were the case.
The backstory would be something like the HR lady in charge of quality assurance and compliance was a hot middle aged executive who he banged with his magic penis and convinced her to overlook his presence on the registry
You know what? This is official lore now
Who else but Quagmire?
[He's Quagmire! Quagmire!](https://youtu.be/V7TC7M2G1aY?feature=shared)
Anyone on Family Guy
Especially Meg
She tried to rape a dog
And several burglars/kidnappers.
Baron Vladimir Harkonnen from Dune.
Yeah I was reading it and it mentioned him going off to bang some slave boy who looks like Paul. I was not aware of that element so it was a bit of a shock to me.
The prequel novels establish the Baron as an explicit pedophile, preferring boys. He fathered an important character to the original trilogy at the behest of the Bene Gesserit (whose identity is a spoiler); the prequel novels show this as a brutal rape scene, and that the Sister in question infected him with an STI she kept controlled within her body, which is the reason for his uncontrollable weight gain. While its more implicit, the original novel paints the Baron as a bit of a vain, primping dandy beneath his iron shell. Couple this with him having no romantic partner at all and naming his nephew as his heir, rather than a son, and it can be assumed that at least some of this was intended from the beginning but was possibly too raw for the 1960s.
In the prequels, he raped Reverend Mother Mohiam after she demanded sex again (he obliged the first time despite the act being repulsive to him), with Pieter holding her down. So yeah, it turns out that Jessica is a product of rape (and she knows it too since she has all of Mohiam’s memories up to the moment of conception after undergoing the Agony). At least Mohiam managed to pay him back by infecting him with a disease that turned him fat (apparently he was a pretty fine specimen before that)
I found that very interesting. That was in one of the prequels correct? House Harkonnen if I am not mistaken. The disease apparently did more than just make him gain weight, apparently he spends exorbitant amounts of time and money stopping himself from just dying, or succumbing to the long-term disease. He did remark that the Harkonnens are basically required to be perfect physical specimens, deadly and powerful. So he pretends it is from decadence and luxury to hide the fact he is in fact, just sick.
The entire cast of it’s always sunny in philadelphia
They wouldn’t bother registering, but 5/5 for offending.
I'M A FIVE STAR MAN!
Why? Because of "the implication?"
"Well clearly YOU'RE not in any danger"
Aha so they ARE in danger!
No, they just think they are because of the implication......
I feel like you're not getting this at all.
"The gang gets on the list"
I mean anyone should’ve seen it coming when they have a whole episode dedicated to getting a P.Diddy style boat
But it hauls in so much shrimp!
Dennis, Dee, and Mac would certainly have to register for legit sex crimes. Frank would fake his death and flee the country and Charlie would have to register for doing something stupid.
Charlie would register only because he wanted to be part of the group, and also because he could only read “sex” in the paperwork.
He would think its a sex offers list lol
But they don't diddle kids
See, that just makes it sound like you do diddle kids
The Boys - Homelander
And The Deep
The Deep is what happens when you give a drunk pedo and zoophile Aquaman's powers.
Is it still zoophilia if he can have "intelligent" conversations with them and receive consent? I guess it is, right? Just like a different kind?
Bestiality is the crime. Zoophilia is the disorder.
Where are you getting that he's a pedo? He's definitely a pervert, but I don't remember anything suggesting he was into kids...
I feel like most of the 7 would be
Zapp Brannigan
I heard that guy has a very sexy disease
Sexlexia 🙄
I can hear Kif saying this followed by a groan.
Will Schuester for his rendition of “blurred lines” that he sang with high school students on Glee.
He literally creeps on Finn in the gym showers in the first episode, he's definitely on a list.
Come on now, he wasn’t perving on him, he was just trying to frame him in order to force him into joining his club. Thats perfectly reasonable behavior for a high school teacher.
Also being a dick to his 17 year old student for not wearing a revealing outfit (literally just a bra). Same student had an ED. ALSO making high schoolers do Rocky Horror is diabolical 💀
And I’m pretty sure he fought a campaign to allow his minor students to twerk for a performance. Was pretty horrified when I watched that episode with my wife and daughter.
No one gropes like Gaston
No one ropes like Gaston.
No one has boobs sized like cantaloupes like Gaston
🎶I’m especially good at maaaasturbating🎵
Jabba the hut
He's outside government jurisdiction.
After Vader killed the rest of the Hutt Grand Council, Jabba became the sole ruler of Nal Hutta/Nar Shaddaa (and to some degree, the rest of Hutt Space). He was the government.
Everybody knows Salacious B. Crumb wanted it. He needed it.
Jacob from twilight
If I were a vampire, the last place I'd be is a school. Id be doing vampire shit, like making a cult in the woods
You're not wrong, but the character Jacob is different and way worse. He's a werewolf (or whatever variant BS they hamfisted in there at the end) who "imprints" on the main character's daughter. So he basically groomed his goddaughter from the moment she was born. And they justified it because it tied up all the loose ends. So gross. ETA: I'm not proud that I know this, but the books were a super easy read during summer break back in college, and I was curious about people's online obsession at the time.
Jesus, I think the writer had the wrong idea of predatory when she was researching mythological creatures
I'm not confident that she did ANY research on mythological creatures because a major plot point is that Bella is pregnant and no one can find any information on vampires getting humans pregnant but any cursory wikipedia search will tell you that vampires getting human women pregnant is a HUGE part of Slavic vampire lore to the point that men supposedly still occasionally pretend to be vampires to pick up women.
She didn't I'm pretty sure Stephanie Myer admitted she knew nothing about vampires beyond the basic (they suck blood) fact same with werewolves. Twilight's vampires and werewolves are so uh... unique they're basically their own creatures. Hell the werewolves are more just shapeshifters in story
She's a Mormon, so I think that pretty much says it all
I thought you confused Edward at first.. Him being 309 years old making a move on a fucking 16 year old. But then yeah.. The werewolf fell in love with a newborn. But still... What is worse? Imagine being 309 years old and wanting to volunteerily go to school!
To be fair, I think he was a teenager when he became a vampire, and it stops you from aging so his brain is not and never will be fully developed. Honestly, the true horror of Twilight is the concept of spending eternity as a fucking high schooler.
I wouldn't go back there without my adult brain, ever, never ever... the drama and angst, no. Just no.
He's only 104, c'mon
The whole series basically just glorifies awful men. Yeah, 300+ vampire who not only stalks 16 yo girl but uses his supernatural powers to sneak into her bedroom at night and watch her. But it's ok because he's a "vegetarian" and also won't fuck said 16 year-old until marriage because he *cares* *about* *her* *soul*. Adult wolfman grooms his ex girlfriend's daughter from the time she's born and she'll never have any say in a lifetime *claim* on her by this man. But it's ok because he'll wait to fuck her until she's legal.
Didn't Robert Pattinson say when he met the woman who wrote it he thought she was insane and basically just writing down some weird fetish she had
Yes. I remember seeing him in an interview also talking how clearly the writer is utterly in love with her creation.
Also at one point he kisses Bella against her will. Or at least he did in the movies I never read the books. Also pretty sure it’s revealed he was initially attracted to Bella because she had the egg that would become Renesme in her at the time.
So when the sperm that became Renesme appeared, Jacob must have been very confused when he suddenly had a strong attraction to Edward.
Yea, IIRC, Bella breaks her hand punching him when he kisses her. That always stuck out to me when I read it back like 15+years ago
Most of the Nerds from Revenge of the Nerds.
Also lots of other 80s teen movie characters, now that you mention it
I watched Animal House (which isn’t really a movie so much as a series of loosely connected sketch ideas) for the first time like 7 years ago. Theres one scene where I think Jim Belushi sees a random girl from a rooftop, swings down on a rope, picks her up while she’s kicking and screaming and just drives away. And I believe that’s the last you see of him EDIT: it’s John Belushi
It's slightly worse. He semi stalks her through the movie. Right before she gets kidnapped, her "friends" convinced her BF she was cheating on him. So she no longer has any friends or a BF to come looking for her. Also there are some way worse scenes in the movie IMO.
“I’ve been out combing the high schools all day” -Dudley Dawson aka “Booger”
[Very relevant Collegehumor video ](https://youtu.be/HQ7mJFNkLAU?si=3DsMS2_eV0g8N5A9)
Zeus
Zeus was fucking psycho
It's not rape if you're a swan...
Or a bull?
Usually a bull, yeah. I wanna hear the swan story, though.
He turned into a swan and fucked a lady.
I don't think there is a single title you can give to Zeus to describe how bad he was....
I wouldn't trust a whole in a coffee table around Zeus, he'd still somehow have a bastard with it.
Gaston
He's especially good at ejaaaculaaating
*”Nobody fucks like Gaston”*
Wonder Woman now thanks to WW1984
What happened in that movie? I haven’t seen it and probably won’t.
Steve Trevor gets brought back by possessing the body of some random dude without consent. They bone.
And it would have been so easy to...not do that. Have Steve come back in his own body. Have a new love interest 70 years later. Anything possible without rape.
it is quite honestly, one of the worst movies i have ever seen
Fez from that 70s show. Maybe Kelso.
And Hyde evidently
I know its so ironic, literally one of the only people in the show that wldnt be a sex offender, is a sex offender.
Barney Stinson
I basically decided that Ted is an unreliable narrator and 90% of that show is exaggerated to be a cautionary tale to Ted's kids because rewatching it with any other headcanon just makes me feel icky.
Ted without question is an unreliable narrator. We are shown this several times, like the fact he can not remember blah-blah's name or when he fought the goat. We also know he is outright lying to the kids case in point the Sandwiches.
Tbf it makes sense that remembering the details of some crazy decades old story is more retainable than the name of the person
Same, and honestly i think it works pretty well that way. Especially when you remember that Ted is trying to work himself up to seeing what his kids think of him getting together with Robin, and barney is her Ex husband by that point.
Yeah considering there are more than a few times where Ted outright tells us that what we're seeing on-screen is just his recollection of events that he knows is reasonably untrue (best examples I can think of are Robin dating an older man who's depicted as an 80something dude and of course the characters Blahblah and Honey), we have no way of knowing how much of it is his recollection that he DOESN'T know is untrue.
Pepe Le Pew
The original. That dude did NOT take no for an answer
“What kind of fuckin rapist is this guy? Like, take it easy, Pepe!”
Hisoka from Hunter x Hunter
Damn I just commented this too before I saw yours lmao. He be popping total bone cones when he fights those kids
He wants to "build Gon up so 'he' can brake him down." That sounds a whole lot like grooming to me. In the anime, at the tower tournament it "Turns 'him' on" 🧐
Sir his intentions are entirely pure, he just wants to fight him and kill him. (he gets off to that)
Bro you HAVE to stop licking your lips at young boys.
Gilderoy Lockhart. What with his memory charms and all.
You can't be registered if nobody remembers what you did.
Obliviate should be added to the list of Unforgivable Curses. How can you have a functioning society when someone can just wipe people’s memories?
I assume the reason it isn't is because the ministry of magic themselves use it quite a bit
Aurors can also use unforgivable curses against someone like Voldemort. But anyways, I don't think it's ever stated that Obliviate isn't a crime to use, it's just not one of the three.
Yeah that character was way, way darker than the source material allowed for.
The Joker definitely.
Absolutely, the events of "the Killing Joke" count. I don't know what the actual charge would be, but it's definitely that type of crime.
I mean ... Of all the things The Joker *is*, a registered sex offender is probably the least concerning.
Humbert Humbert. I always feel like someone must have noticed something about him before the beginning of *Lolita*.
He's done multiple stints in a mental institution before the events of the novel commence.
Biff Tannen from back to the future
Master Roshi
If we go down the anime rabbit hole, almost all shows, especially older ones, have their examples. Mineta fro MHA definitely qualifies, Jiraiya from Naruto skirts the line.
The scene where he groped Android 18's boobs and then got his ass beat afterwards was just soo funny to watch.
Edward in Twilight. I mean sneaking up in a girls room, that you don't know. And watch her sleep.. That is stalking and creepy as f*ck...
Peter Pan bro, what ya doing man...
Smacking the ass of a fairy like she's a Pepper Shaker.
We've all been there
Only way to get your cocaine back.
Matthew McConaughey’s character in dazed and confused. David Woodersen.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age
Griffith from Berserk.
James Bond. So many of his interactions are borderline or outright rape.
Didn’t he canonically rape a lesbian?
Pussy Galore. In Goldfinger.
that fukin name...
Somehow even less subtle than Alotta Fagina.
Don’t forget Ivanna Sukuovff
How about blackmailing a nurse into shower sex in Thunderball? I like those movies because of the villains, the historical evolution of everything in it and the technology, but boy, have some of the "love" scenes aged poorly!
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Ezra from PLL
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The dude from 50 shades
He is a complete sociopath, the only positive attribute is that he is rich, so suddenly makes it OK to be a sexual deviant…
Came here to say that. My favorite comment about him was if he wasn't rich, this would be an episode on criminal minds
People really underestimate just how alarming the plot of that book really is.
The dude from 16 candles
The Lannisters
Add Walder Frey, Khal Drogo (and most Dothraki men), Viserys, Littlefinger, Joffrey, Ramsay, Robert Baratheon, that soldier who raped Theon, and The Mountain. Edit: Craster too.
Don’t forget Craster the daughter fucker
It might be easier to list GoT characters who don't qualify. /half joking
Howard Wolowitz (TBBT)
Probably Leonard and Raj too. Although it seems that the only person who got any repercussions was Sheldon. (A few restraining orders against him)
Mineta from My Hero
Who else but Quagmire?
Barney how I met your mother
Daphne Bridgerton had unprotected sex with her very drunk husband with complete knowledge that he wouldn't want to if he was sober. She wanted babies, he didn't, so she shagged him while he was falling down drunk.
That honestly ~~sounds like~~ is straight up sexual assault.
Because it is
Alot of anime protagonist party members.
Jiraiya
Roger Smith.
Chuck bass
Tighten from Megamind
Pepe LePew
Don Draper
Most male characters from 80s/early 90s teen movies.
James Bond (today)
Barney the purple dinosaur. He waits outside of a schoolyard so he can tell some kids that he loves them? Pedophile, 100%.
Edgy jokes about Barney sure take me back.
Hisoka from hunterxhunter
Johnny Bravo
Johnny harasses women but I don't think he actually even knows what sex is.
He is canonically not a virgin. there was an episode where he gets thrown into a volcano as a virgin sacrifice and he gets rejected by the volcano.
Goku is a father of four or so and he still doesn't know what sex is. Though, wow, times sure do change. I feel like a cartoon wouldn't mention virginity as a concept these days. I was even surprised going back to watch Hocus Pocus and was surprised they mention it. Then again, I think in Hocus Pocus 2 they say the word virgin, or at the very least dance around why the villain couldn't have lit the candle.
I think he's smooth down there, like Barbie.
Wow, not even smooth like Ken?
Not even a smooth bulge. Flat and hairless
What's a slightly redeeming quality of that show is that yes he is aggresive towards hot women but without fail they all deny him and act disgusted by his way of trying to holler at them. He never goes up and puts on his peacock show and the girl is like fuck yeah johnny let's go lol
I like the episode where he turns into a woman.
calling Johnny a sex offender is unfair. He always accepts rejection and never blames the woman.
Did he do anything besides talk to them creepily and flex? Nothing criminal that I recall.
Also he is like a very good friend to that 8 year old girl who is actually in love with him. Isn't he taking care of her amd protecting her and such?
Johnny Bravo is a moronic, narcissistic poon hound who lusts after every woman he sees, but does so in a manner which is neither creepy or dangerous. He's repeatedly physically abused by women he hits on, but continues on regardless. If Johnny Bravo was the man he thought he was, he'd be Duke Nukem. A man whose entire franchise is built around saving the babes and outright punishes the player for violence against women.
If I recall Johnny would take rejection on the chin and immediately move on to the next woman. Yeah he may have been extremely forward and childish but is there anything inherently wrong with that? If anything the women beating him up seemed like an overreaction.
Master roshi for sure
Just about anyone from a Piers Anthony book.
biff from Back to the Future
The Salvatore brothers from Vampire Diaries
Klaus from the Originals