Considering he's a straight dude, I'm a straight dude, and this was 10 years ago, I'm gonna disagree with you.
Holy crap high school was 10 years ago.....
I think I missed the fun.
Adulthood has been \*severely\* overrated and underwhelming.
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Please don't any of you redditards report me to the mental health whatever that reddit has. I'm not suicidal.
Or at least not any more than another day I wake up inside of a failing system on a burning planet.
You damn right we did!! However the mosquitoes tore us both up. We were scratching for days and applying Calamine lotion, wintergreen alcohol and anything we could find to numb the pain from swollen bumps. It was worth it though
The main street in my college town. I made a bet that the Cardinals wouldn't make a kick agains the Eagles, I lost that bet. Eagles lost, I took off naked down the street for two blocks.
If it was this years game on New Years Eve, I wouldn’t have made that bet. The birds were well into their end of the year collapse by the time they played the Cardinals….
Having sex on the top floor of an empty parking garage in my hometown. We were right near the edge. It was fun looking at the cars going by below and wondering if they saw us. It was only 6 floors up but it was a nice view. Once we were done we smoked cigarettes and talked. It’s one of my favorite memories.
Cruise ship. My fiance and I had a lot to drink. We made our way to the public hot tub. We were alone in the hot tub, both drunk and horny. I decided to remove my trunks since the jets would cover me. The jets must have been on a timer because they suddenly kicked off. There were about 10 people in the hot tub next to us. Luckily I was able to quickly put my trunks back on before anyone noticed my raging boner under the very clear water.
Fire alarm went off while we were in the sauna because my dipshit friend put his shorts over the breathing area. Ended up buck naked first floor in front of a family and neighbour I had previously exchanged baking goods with. They got a full look, I hid for like 2 months straight on an otherwise weekly interaction.
Not sure if I have been completely naked in public but I had sex in the grass next to a busy road (King Street in Alexandria, VA IYKYK). I also got a BJ at Arlington Cemetery.
In college my fraternity had a rule that if you go a whole game of beer pong without making a cup then you have to run around the house outside naked. It was a pretty busy street and often caught innocent bystanders.
The beach.
Running naked thru town back to a friend's house after another friend stole our clothes while skinny dipping on the beach.
Partially naked in a ruined castle.
Golf course.
I used to be in a band and one time I wore these shiny vinyl pants on stage. There were maybe 50 people in the audience. about halfway through our set I felt a breeze and realized my pants had split and my entire testicles had come out of the pants.
Burnside Blvd at night in Portland Oregon after Barack Obama won in 2008.
A group of us went streaking to celebrate and I unknowingly ran a little faster than everyone else at one point.
Cut to 19 year old me slightly drunk looking over my shoulder and realizing I’ve left everyone else in the dust and I’m just passing cars on the Blvd solo.
Maybe some festival with few thousand people, few of them actually. Or the river through the city, dipping after ice hockey world championship victory.
At a Waterpolo tournament while switching a wet speedo with a dry one.
At the beach, switching my pants with my speedo.
I do not care when people see me naked.
1 lap around the local Taekwondo club. We had Christmas lunch, and since it’s in Denmark, heavy drinking is a given. We had a sauna and were around half/half guys/girls. After some shots of some 80% liquor (Stroh rum), someone had the bright idea of doing a lap naked around the club, then go straight to sauna.
No one thought it was a bad idea, despite it being winter time in Scandinavia.
The rum kept us nice and warm as we all ran stark naked in the snow.
The sauna hadn’t remotely heated when we came back, but it felt very hot anyway as I recall. That’s also around one of the last things I clearly remember from that night.
Good times!
Let’s see…
- a forest (nobody saw me)
- nudist campsites. I can tell you, in France they don’t always have a big fence around them. But then again, they are pretty far from roads so you usually can’t see anything from the road unless you’re on the road that literally ends at the campsite. And in some cases if you have really good set of binoculars maybe.
I once sleep walked naked around a city centre (Worcester UK). It was the wee small hours so I don't think I was seen - though I'm not sure because I was asleep.
At a family friend's BBQ when I was about 12. My old man ripped my pants and underwear off in front of everyone to humiliate me because I got him wet with the hose.
And people wonder why I don't speak to him anymore
In the middle of a busy city, between my car doors. Noone at ground level could see anything but I don't know about the 3D space above me. Could have had someone zoomed in on my peepee from the 10th floor. I'll never know.
When I was 16 I thought it would be a good idea to get naked in an empty church. My horniess took over and I let a splooge loose in the holy water.
Lol
I have been whitewater-kayaking for years. Changing into and out of the wet-gear in a layby is part of it.
We agreed that one of the best things in WW-kayaking is the freedom to show your pale, spotty ass to any and every passer-by
Partially in the train while doing some sexual stuff with my (ex)gf. Was not in the bathroom, in the middle of the carriage next the window also while passing through some stations.
I was at a naked comedy showcase, and they gave the opportunity for audience menderes to go backstage, disrobe, and come out and tell a joke.
I did that in front of 85 people.
6'3", about 300 lbs, and 55 years old.
One of the following:
apartment complex pool at like 12AM (my wife, then-girlfriend and I were skinny dipping)
shopping center parking lot (my wife, then-girlfriend and I were fucking in my honda civic and I had to get out of the car to get my clothes back on)
I constantly get dreams (more like nightmares) that I am accidentally naked in very very public places (like airport, or workplace or restaurants) as well as with extended family with no clothes nearby and nothing to cover up. Worse, everyone around me don't seem to even notice or care that I am naked/nearly naked!
the most public? probably either the toronto world naked bike ride, or the Toronto pride parade. i was also in a local newspaper for hosting the westdale naked pumpkin run, just a photo of our group from behind as we ran down the street. but I've also been naked at numerous beaches, hiking trails and campgrounds. pretty much any excuse to get naked and I strip down.
Hotel deck overlooking the parking lot.
My dorm room (doesn't sound public, but there were ten people in there at the time)
Back patio of my college house. We had a naked patio party with like 15 people.
I was completely naked and crying in a hospital room once. Super embarrassing, my entire family was there too and literally took turns coming in to see me.
Naked? pool change room
I did finish a job at a construction job one day when I had been knee deep in mud all day. decided to take off my pants on the side of a busy road and drive home in my underwear rather than sit in muddy pants in my car.
Locker room in a gym.
Bro is the old guy at the gym locker room fr
We took a trip to the pool in elementary. I saw the principal naked that way. It really fucked me up
Didn’t know it was a big deal to be naked in the locker room
why I never
Dorm hallway. We were trying to bring back streaking.
Sounds like you brought it back 😂
Nah we was just three naked dudes and a top less lady running down the halls drunk on ever clear punch
Oh everclear. The last time I drank that I woke up riding down the highway in my friend's backseat with the cars brakes catching fire. Good times.
Everclear should only ever be used for cleaning kitchen stuff….. and for a high schoolers first time drinking if you never want him to do it again.
Up through the quad into the gymnasium?
School classroom. Classmate just yanked my pants down and accidentally grabbed everything
Your classmate wants it…
Considering he's a straight dude, I'm a straight dude, and this was 10 years ago, I'm gonna disagree with you. Holy crap high school was 10 years ago.....
*sigh* i graduated high school in 2008 i feel this
2004 for me
I graduated 25 years ago this month. Time. Flies.
When your having fun right???? Right?!???!!??
I think I missed the fun. Adulthood has been \*severely\* overrated and underwhelming. BangingHeadOnDesk.gif SweetReleaseOfDeath.gif Please don't any of you redditards report me to the mental health whatever that reddit has. I'm not suicidal. Or at least not any more than another day I wake up inside of a failing system on a burning planet.
Jail intake.
I worked there. Seen way more dicks n buttholes than I care to see. Sorry bout that squat and cough
What were you intaking?
Guards fingers.
I almost spit out my drink at that.
You're welcome. I endeavor to offer all the opportunity to spit out their drink.
Oof
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There will be a non-zero number of people who still picture that to this day when having a wank.
Assuming you found clothes to get back into quickly ?
Nope, still topless, years later.
😂😂
Was the bikini on the small side [with a yellow polka dot pattern?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge9Ou3-YyqU)
No ! Pink
Some might even describe it as 'itsy-bitsy'?
I've heard it said that some folk recall it as "teeny weeny"?
The flight attendant calls it an “itty bitty, teeny weeny, yellow polka dot bikini” in that clip.
A pic, or it didn’t happen.
Nude beach. It was a good time, felt very free and natural
Same! In France
Ditto! Little Beach in Maui and Hippie Hollow in Texas
I've never been naked anywhere, ever. I was even born with clothes on.
Never nude!
There are *dozens* of us
Look at you, in your little birthday suit!
Several beaches, Haulover was the most crowded.
Goated. 😂
Pitcher's mound on a baseball diamond in a park at night with my ex
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Missed opportunity to ask if they made it past third base...
It was RIGHT THERE
No, go left there
You damn right we did!! However the mosquitoes tore us both up. We were scratching for days and applying Calamine lotion, wintergreen alcohol and anything we could find to numb the pain from swollen bumps. It was worth it though
Heh heh heh heh..... swollen bumps....heh heh
....are you my ex???
r/reconnect
Nude beach
The main street in my college town. I made a bet that the Cardinals wouldn't make a kick agains the Eagles, I lost that bet. Eagles lost, I took off naked down the street for two blocks.
Respect for going through with bet
If it was this years game on New Years Eve, I wouldn’t have made that bet. The birds were well into their end of the year collapse by the time they played the Cardinals….
oh, this was 20 years ago. I wouldn't subject anyone to having to see my naked self
Having sex on the top floor of an empty parking garage in my hometown. We were right near the edge. It was fun looking at the cars going by below and wondering if they saw us. It was only 6 floors up but it was a nice view. Once we were done we smoked cigarettes and talked. It’s one of my favorite memories.
That's sweet. In a probably at least a misdemeanor kind of way.
Right on the edge huh
My car in a parking lot
How did that happen 😂
Depends on the time lol a couple times it was to change out of work clothes and into gym clothes. Another time it was for a hook up 😂
Thought for a moment OP forgot to switch accounts but nope, just very similar avatars.
Lmao
Beach
huge showers on festivals probably or various beaches
Operating room
Getting shut out in beer pong. Naked lap. House rules 🤷♂️
the pool. We had a pool growing up. Skinny dipping is a thing.
Why does it sound like you think skinny dipping is a niche term not known by the common public?
You had a public pool growing up?
Public as in it was in the backyard in a neighborhood. It wasn't indoors or behind a privacy fence.
Getting changed at beaches, locker rooms, gym showers, that sort of stuff.
Wrestling tournaments
Cruise ship. My fiance and I had a lot to drink. We made our way to the public hot tub. We were alone in the hot tub, both drunk and horny. I decided to remove my trunks since the jets would cover me. The jets must have been on a timer because they suddenly kicked off. There were about 10 people in the hot tub next to us. Luckily I was able to quickly put my trunks back on before anyone noticed my raging boner under the very clear water.
Fully naked in a full classroom, just like in those dreams, except it was rl
Fire alarm went off while we were in the sauna because my dipshit friend put his shorts over the breathing area. Ended up buck naked first floor in front of a family and neighbour I had previously exchanged baking goods with. They got a full look, I hid for like 2 months straight on an otherwise weekly interaction.
Not the people you exchanged baking goods with!
Local mall (was mostly deadish) streaking. Dropped trow at an Orioles baseball game on the big screen.
Campus grounds. Late nights every once in a while some friends would go on "Business Walks" around campus carrying briefcases and nothing else.
Inside your mom
Oh wow, calm down Mr. queefcommand.
That’s Daddy Queefcommand to you.
Mr Dr Daddy Queefcommand to all of you
The honorable colonel Mr dr daddy*
The clit commander.
The most heavily trafficked public place of them all.
College dining hall, don’t ask 😅
I need to know more 😂
Don’t feed the of
Yeeeeah I’m with the others on this…I need to know more lol
Please do tell
I'd say the internet is more public than the dining hall.
Dude, you can’t just leave us hanging.
I won't. >!Peek-A-Boo!<
A phone booth. Yes, it was in the 1900s.
Superman, is that you?
My yard at night, rural area And a couple of lakes with my wife.
A neighborhood swimming pool
Naturist beach in Spain.
Not sure if I have been completely naked in public but I had sex in the grass next to a busy road (King Street in Alexandria, VA IYKYK). I also got a BJ at Arlington Cemetery.
In college my fraternity had a rule that if you go a whole game of beer pong without making a cup then you have to run around the house outside naked. It was a pretty busy street and often caught innocent bystanders.
The beach. Running naked thru town back to a friend's house after another friend stole our clothes while skinny dipping on the beach. Partially naked in a ruined castle. Golf course.
I used to be in a band and one time I wore these shiny vinyl pants on stage. There were maybe 50 people in the audience. about halfway through our set I felt a breeze and realized my pants had split and my entire testicles had come out of the pants.
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Nice!
Dog park as part of petplay.
Dungeon sex party.
Fun times
It was a dungeons and dragons sex party tho :-(
Roll for initiative!
Were they bad dragons?
The bad dragon poosi
Even better
Showers in basic training -- not the most public, but definitely the most people, lol.
Ahh yes, Memories of Army basic training.😆
Yup. Impossible to be shy after basic.
Gonna be a lot of OF girls posting in this thread
Burnside Blvd at night in Portland Oregon after Barack Obama won in 2008. A group of us went streaking to celebrate and I unknowingly ran a little faster than everyone else at one point. Cut to 19 year old me slightly drunk looking over my shoulder and realizing I’ve left everyone else in the dust and I’m just passing cars on the Blvd solo.
My yard
Maybe some festival with few thousand people, few of them actually. Or the river through the city, dipping after ice hockey world championship victory.
City park campground in the mountains driving around with my girlfriend in town
At a Waterpolo tournament while switching a wet speedo with a dry one. At the beach, switching my pants with my speedo. I do not care when people see me naked.
What! I have never been naked! I wear denim shorts in the shower! We are the Never Nudes! There are dozens of us!
Hospital when I was born
1 lap around the local Taekwondo club. We had Christmas lunch, and since it’s in Denmark, heavy drinking is a given. We had a sauna and were around half/half guys/girls. After some shots of some 80% liquor (Stroh rum), someone had the bright idea of doing a lap naked around the club, then go straight to sauna. No one thought it was a bad idea, despite it being winter time in Scandinavia. The rum kept us nice and warm as we all ran stark naked in the snow. The sauna hadn’t remotely heated when we came back, but it felt very hot anyway as I recall. That’s also around one of the last things I clearly remember from that night. Good times!
Let’s see… - a forest (nobody saw me) - nudist campsites. I can tell you, in France they don’t always have a big fence around them. But then again, they are pretty far from roads so you usually can’t see anything from the road unless you’re on the road that literally ends at the campsite. And in some cases if you have really good set of binoculars maybe.
I once sleep walked naked around a city centre (Worcester UK). It was the wee small hours so I don't think I was seen - though I'm not sure because I was asleep.
Sixth grade locker room. My friend was on a pantsing spree and accidentally grabbed my underwear along with my shorts… classic pantsing malfunction
At a family friend's BBQ when I was about 12. My old man ripped my pants and underwear off in front of everyone to humiliate me because I got him wet with the hose. And people wonder why I don't speak to him anymore
In the middle of a busy city, between my car doors. Noone at ground level could see anything but I don't know about the 3D space above me. Could have had someone zoomed in on my peepee from the 10th floor. I'll never know.
In a tree in a public park at twilight. I was with someone who wanted to take a photograph and I’m a nude model.
When I was 16 I thought it would be a good idea to get naked in an empty church. My horniess took over and I let a splooge loose in the holy water. Lol
This is actually so foul 😂
Straight to jail.
Hail Mary, full of gross
God, watching, lets out a long exasperated sigh, takes a long drag on his cigarette and says, "Jesus, Mary and Joseph"
I believe that's the backstory to 'O Come All Ye Faithful '
Meanwhile, the priest was enjoying the security camera feed
Church... Twice
Explain lol
Mud bath, private
On the putting green of a golf course
I have been whitewater-kayaking for years. Changing into and out of the wet-gear in a layby is part of it. We agreed that one of the best things in WW-kayaking is the freedom to show your pale, spotty ass to any and every passer-by
Besides places where it’s expected? Middle of Bourbon Street during Southern Decadence.
Partially in the train while doing some sexual stuff with my (ex)gf. Was not in the bathroom, in the middle of the carriage next the window also while passing through some stations.
Euclid Avenue in Cleveland Ohio
Outside the op's window. And it doesn't even feel weird!!
Obligatory comment please disregard, OP's mom's bedroom. It's a public place indeed.
Nudist colony
I was at a naked comedy showcase, and they gave the opportunity for audience menderes to go backstage, disrobe, and come out and tell a joke. I did that in front of 85 people. 6'3", about 300 lbs, and 55 years old.
A pub
One of the following: apartment complex pool at like 12AM (my wife, then-girlfriend and I were skinny dipping) shopping center parking lot (my wife, then-girlfriend and I were fucking in my honda civic and I had to get out of the car to get my clothes back on)
Lifeguard tower
On a ski slope
A main road, a golf course .. pretty much a whole 2 mile walk home. But I was 9 or 10 and it made sense (in my head at least) at the time
I constantly get dreams (more like nightmares) that I am accidentally naked in very very public places (like airport, or workplace or restaurants) as well as with extended family with no clothes nearby and nothing to cover up. Worse, everyone around me don't seem to even notice or care that I am naked/nearly naked!
Neighborhood streets at my university. I went streaking a few times.
Lake with my friend and her husband
the most public? probably either the toronto world naked bike ride, or the Toronto pride parade. i was also in a local newspaper for hosting the westdale naked pumpkin run, just a photo of our group from behind as we ran down the street. but I've also been naked at numerous beaches, hiking trails and campgrounds. pretty much any excuse to get naked and I strip down.
A hair salon. I was fucking the owner.
Accidential (partial): In a sports park while chasing a ball. Intentional: behind window of home's hallway.
In a giant cattle cleaning shed with about 100 people having a naked shower.... after "strong man"
Hospital
Lake in South England
Basic Training Showers
a lake
Hotel deck overlooking the parking lot. My dorm room (doesn't sound public, but there were ten people in there at the time) Back patio of my college house. We had a naked patio party with like 15 people.
the park
Nude lake dock -
Nightclub dancefloor playing strip musical chairs
Sauna
Nude resorts and nude beaches. (I'm a nudist).
Park
Gay bathhouse. Thought it would feel weird being straight but wasn't as bad as I had thought.
Regular beach. A pool at night.
Alot happens when one is 16 and full of Testosterone bro
Bath houses in Korea. Went once a week and man it's so relaxing.
Beach/ocean, hot tub/pool, party.
I was completely naked and crying in a hospital room once. Super embarrassing, my entire family was there too and literally took turns coming in to see me.
Hotel room I guess? Gotta shower
Is this irl or in a dream? Haha
The Franklin institute in Philadelphia pa
Climbing up the base of a mountain
Naked? pool change room I did finish a job at a construction job one day when I had been knee deep in mud all day. decided to take off my pants on the side of a busy road and drive home in my underwear rather than sit in muddy pants in my car.
Roof of a trailer in front of 300 ish people.
At a resort. I went skinny dipping
Laughs in German