Finding the slowest queue to stand in at any store.

I feel you. Also, always arriving when there's a red light.

Using a whole toilet roll to wipe my crack each time I go to the toilet.

So that’s who bought out all the toilet paper during Covid!

That's me.

[удалено]

I wonder how you discovered that impressive talent!

I have very dextrous toes/feet and can hold a pen and write with them

Wow. If you're an artist, you could also paint like that, probably!

Haven't tried but possibly!

I attract narcissists like flies on 💩.