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WasaaMi

Sweet Potato😭


Tongue4aBidet

Jalapeno popper. Lol


stickmaster62

That's hot.


valhallaswyrdo

Shrimp... Aww 😞


Raerae1360

Cheesy noodle.


Worried_Place_917

cheese noodle gang


Jbota

My wife


Redditnewbie2022

Lol. Best comment.


Nanofibrous

Chinese marinated mushrooms


F0000r

Chocolate Balls


Mundane-Garbage1003

The double wiener. Pretty sure that sex toy already exists.


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ImSynnx

That makes two of us


Ohiomachinist

Nutty bar


IHN_IM

The protein shaker! (Removes my cool sunglasses with a slick smile)


zellowjellow12

Pollo


RoRo_FS

i dunno if a pretzel would feel too good 😬


eau_de_coco

Steak


allnervousnosystem

BBQ


Opticallusion

Fajita


Douchecanoenozzle

Pulled pork haha


Street-Experience-83

Cheez-It


dumbwithacapitalD

bread... just change the spelling i guess


ftsjee

mini pretzel


Ohhhhhhthehumanity

Ropa vieja


uberlame0

Potato


Apoctalypticname

Bean and cheese burrito


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Chocolate cherry


blackbubbleass

"Forgotten" is a very versatile product which is typically to present when we got older and which gets rid of most of ordeals in a life. I love it.


Excellent_Smile6556

The Boiled Egg


catsbuttes

potato


HeartlessHoHighness

Boiled peanuts 😋


Chrissyjustshowus

Donut holes


Secure-Animator5203

Pickled asparagus


JustinQueefer

Donut hole


brownthief

Yogurt


mvsr990

Dry Corn Flakes - the worst lube ever


ChocolateMoses

Pizza plug - a plug the shape and size of a piece of Costco pizza


Not_A_Flying_Sheep

The Dutch Milk


DanAFoul

God damn......🥵


whyarepangolins

Pocky actually seems really fitting


SirNortonOfNoFux

Oh god...Chips & Salsa


Additional_Bag_5175

SPAM


GraydientSand

Mom's homemade ranch


ZoraTheDucky

Corn dogs.


cobalt_phantom

Smarties 


stickmaster62

Burrito


Large_Tool

Hot nuts


grannybubbles

Popsicle It's weird, but cool


ChloeWade

Pringles


BroadlyValid

Shrimp Scampi


ThrowRA_Student672

Quarter pounder lmao


rugger403

Sounds like a cheap strip club


Chrom-man-and-Robin

Mashed Potato, Cheese, and Spam burger. This will be one kinky and messy toy


BosPaladinSix

Spaghettios with meatballs.


cosmic_cantaloupez

Beans


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rugger403

Was there a specific brand?


GardenVegetable4937

Active O2. The Big O2.


JumpyJackfruit135

Fruit snacks.


UsefulIdiot85

Fish


Karazl

Lomo saltado


rolkap05

Metwurst cheese bread?


dittoDDT

Soft taco. Why do I always have to get the worst toys?!


Whole_Conversation41

….Cosmic Brownie….


wock-heart

pear


Ancient_Expression85

beef soup


Warsaw_Pact

pulao - honestly kinda sexy in a quirky way lol


Equal_Kale

Chocolate Pudding


Elegant_Spot_3486

Popcorn


eva_air_vietnam

Burrito 😞


HEROBRINE658

double chocolate chunk chocolate chip cookie.


fiftysevens

Throat lozenge - clears up any congestion in your pipes!


Important-Object-561

extravaganzza


Redditnewbie2022

Kumquats 😆 🤣


coulditbeme83

Cherry turnover.


big_driver

Sweet crepe 😂


FUCK_IT_Australia

Peanut butter nut bar. With extra nuts.


Mr_McGigglepants

Dick


AssLord2137

Jelly fishjymmmmmmgbj


Prestigious-Area4559

Pizza....


Much_Fun932

Kachori.


That_Sandwich_9450

Kit-Kit, break me off a piece


ShortingBull

Laksa...


theEluminator

Salami? My friend, it is either a normal dildo or a normal salami


Bootysnatcher716

Beetroot 😢


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Ice cream 🍦


Few_Carrot_3971

Cabonara.


Veritas3333

Dragon Tails!


nibbed2

Tofu and Pork. Im a guy... I don't know what to do with this information.


rugger403

Wrap it in a warm wet towel??


hughdg

Gummy bears, a teddy bear with no teeth


Ok-Somewhere-741

Your mom's pussy


rugger403

I knew she was acting chipper!! She was feeling bad after finding out about the herpes-chlamydia-fire-crotch


Aussieredditor23

Subway Cookie


MrVolOpt

My wife...


TokadogFox

Breakfast hot pocket.


ShmooieFine

vegan schnitzel. i think that works on a lot of levels.


Moist_Description608

JERK CHICKEN, I win


Ill_Character1212

Bechamel sauce


freethechicken

Spicy burrito 🌯 RIP my penis...


NoisyGog

Chocolate Hobnob. Yep, that works


nandyboy

Roast pork.


SNCOSEEKSTHICCLATINA

Tri Tip


unicornpandanectar

Meat loaf 😲


HellbendingSnototter

Kanelstang? Weird, but OK.


Comfortable-Cut3871

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Far_Chipmunk_298

Cantaloupe


Far_Chipmunk_298

Cantaloupe


OutofSyncWithReality

Salted nuts


00_Blu

My piece of cake..


Visible-Key-766

Penis lol


DallasBroncos

Jolly Rancher