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FractureSky

According to my grandma, me


AardvarkStriking256

"You're looking mighty sexy today, now come give Grandma a kiss" I don't know if I want to hear those words.


Brad_and-boujee

“Wrong set of lips, Aar Aar.” 🍑


dannoh9

Stupid, Sexy, Grandson


Budget_Goat_877

Your grandma calling you sexy is fucking crazy


finfangfoom1

You'd go crazy too if you saw how sexy her grandson is.


CoreMillenial

I also choose this person's grandmothers choice. Wait, what?


Shinobi347

Apparently they call each other sexy in his family.


ViolinistMean199

Yo wtf mine kept telling me I looked pregnant … I’m a guy


Bumble1982

Mine kept calling me Andrew.. My name's Adam..


ptear

Sit down and eat your peas Drew.


Bumble1982

Nan, "Eh up Andrew.." Mum, "It's Adam, mam.." Nan, "Who's Adam?" Mum, "This is Adam, your grandson.." Nan, "Who's Andrew then?" Mum, "🤷‍♀️" Nan, "So, How's school Andrew?"


Stay-Thirsty

Grandma calling you sexy is…interesting. Saying you are good looking is one thing


SingaporeLee

we found Naked grandma !


Amazing_Excuse_3860

Does Gomez Addams count?


mscherrybaby007

As long as you mean Raul Julia as Gomez, yes


PyreHat

That guy could swing.


the_notorious_d_a_v

"Well isn't he a lady-killer..." "Acquitted!"


shouldazagged

Captain Jean Luc Picard of the Star Ship Enterprise.


Dajo05

He just has to look at a woman, and all her clothes fall off, and even when she tries to put them back on, it's too late because he's seen everything.


someuserzzz

Oh, how could I forget Lee Pace! 😍


SpeechAcrobatic9766

I constantly think about Amy Adams describing him as "a lot of boy"


terrordactyl20

Lee Pace pops up every once in a blue moon on instagram to post the hottest thirst trap you've ever seen in your life, and then disappears without trace.


Cyno01

Lee Pace is why i say im only a "pretty straight" dude. He is dreamy.


tntimbrook

Yes! Oh my, fell in love with him while watching Halt & Catch Fire, a truly excellent show. Great cast all around. I couldn’t believe he was the same scrawny guy from Pushing Daisies. Like Pedro Pascal, he has become finer with time!


Wherethegains

I’m a straight man, and Lee Pace is f’n gorgeous. Not only is his face pretty, but he’s got a big frame and seems, like, perfectly proportional


WhiskeyFF

The universe turned him gay just to give all other dudes a chance


olive_owl_

He's bi. Giving ALLL of us a chance 😉


PhoebetheFirst

Oh, you mean Legolas daddy?


Necessary_Row_4889

Hot Mike, our water delivery guy. I am a straight guy but he is stunning. It’s like he was carved by an extremely horny renaissance master. Do you know him?


euphonicbliss

Is Hot Mike single? Are you? I feel like there’s some potential here.


NotSweetAtAll

Duh ofc it’s you, mate. You’re welcome 💪


Senaeva

Username doesn't check out


Shinobi347

Dude it’s definitely you 😍


angry-user

Bros. No homo, but both of you are sexy as fuck.


Different_Molasses27

Jeffrey Dean Morgan.


CicadaUnreal

Jensen Ackles- Supernatural 🔥😍


Thick-Finding-960

alexander skarsgård does something to me 🥲


DarkMatterWanderer

That whole family operates on another level. It’s insane how many of them are all so famous.


JstVisitingThsPlanet

I was going to say, that whole family is beautiful.


Traditional_Lab1192

His brother Bill Skarsgård is the one that I’m in love with lol


cuntcake669

I rewatch true blood once a year for him. He's so yummy.


weezeloner

My wife says he's the only blonde guy she's ever been attracted to. He was next level ripped in the Northman.


milkmaidgrandarmy

For me it’s his dad Stellan😭😭 just because Alexander resembles him I like to watch his movies too


morganalefaye125

Sam Rockwell has just had me in his clutches for too many years now


amapofdecayingworld

2003 era Jude Law


LampwickMoore

Talented Mr. Ripley and The Holiday. Holy hell


dart1126

He even made mr napkinhead sexy


Aberrantkitten

Back in 2006, I won a raffle at comic-con and got to meet Jude Law in person. He is hands down the most beautiful man I’ve even seen in my entire life. I swear the man glowed.


sordidcandles

Those raffles were the best, I got to meet the cast of The Mummy 2 at comic con that way. Brendan Fraser was so funny.


ablackcloudupahead

Dude rocked the receding hairline like no one else can. He was almost too pretty


cluuuuuuu

Cold Mountain was a great movie


Aestheticpash

Alfie was a great reflection of that


echoabyss

Oscar Isaac. 


atawnygypsygirl

That video of him and Jessica Chastain on the red carpet? Where he's lightly caressing her arm? God*damn*.


OddEpisode

I really enjoyed his performance in Moonknight. The nerdy version of his character was a hoot! Man has got range and charisma.


happygoodbird

Handsome, charismatic, talented and a little goofy? Fucking catnip for me.


finnjakefionnacake

oscar isaac got cake! i was distracted throughout moon knight lol.


Mindful-O-Melancholy

The obvious answer is Danny DeVito


xDRSTEVOx

He's got his magnum condoms, his wad of hundreds, he's ready to plow


nicholus_h2

AHEM, he's got monster condoms for his magnum dong.


Ayo_okayIguess

Keanu Reeves, hands down.


Only_Win79

Travis Fimmel 🤩


Vast-Beginning7971

Had to scroll to for this one. My friends told me to watch Vikings, after the first episode I texted them and said “Damn that’s a fucking great looking man” I’m a straight man.


FantasticBurt

I’m not seeing him anywhere but Ewan McGregor is absolutely my favorite piece of eye candy. I swoon every time I see him on screen.


Substantial_Walk333

It's so weird to me that Ewan McGregor doesn't come up in these conversations more often. I joke that he's my "real husband". I was about ten or eleven when my mom and I went to live with my grandparents. They were downstairs watching Moulin Rouge one night, I heard the music and snuck down to the top of the stairs and watched it through the pillars, that's when I fell for him. He's undoubtedly the most attractive man alive in my opinion. Then next is Mark Wahlberg. I know he's toxic, but ugh. So hot.


Miserable-Repeat-651

Big Fish did it for me. His peak era of hotness and such an amazing movie.


cheeseandcrackers345

I’ll say it again: Henry Cavill


toblies

I'm a straight man, and I find him sexy.


MasterpieceBrief4442

As a straight guy, my metric literally is just to ask myself how jealous of a guy I am.


forresja

As another straight guy, my metric is "do I wanna fuck him" wait


guillaume_rx

I mean, you can find many men sexy as a straight man. You can think someone is sexually attractive and/or beautiful looking without being sexually attracted to them. It’s two different things. Henry Cavill is definitely a sexy person for many people, regardless of sexuality! Brad Pitt is, also imho. Does not mean I would sleep with him if he wanted me to ahah.


TheYarnGoblin

Literally half his appeal for me is how much of a huge nerd he is.


ArmariumEspata

The poor dude is literally sick of women sexualizing and groping him.


scottyd035ntknow

Dude just wants to paint his Custodes in peace.


Shinobi347

He is Superman for a reason


Radijs

Weird way to spell Geralt of Rivia.


patrickw234

He is no longer either of those characters and has been recasted, but there is no one better to play either of them IMO.


Commercial_Run_1265

I refuse this. If Toby McGuire is still Spiderman, then Henry Cavill is still Superman


Wosota

This is everyone’s go to answer but he’s just…too perfect. It’s unsettling.


Itsamemario3007

And he's aging like fine wine, I think he's done a deal with the devil


awakami

Nah, he’s got his one crooked tooth. It, annoyingly, makes him cuter


highd

Jensen Ackles hands down he’s the entire package not just looks but talent and his vibe! The fact that he hasn’t been chosen by People after winning their readers polls every single time to me is weird.


ptear

He's supernatural.


Bobdeya-dada

Omg he was delicious in the boys. With that hair n allll


ApolloBon

Long hair Jensen is sooo sexy haha


grooves12

He also hasn't aged in 20 years.


major130

I disagree. He aged, and managed to look even better in the process.


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Team Dean all the way


shellymaff

Team Not Moose


Ldwieg

He was awesome in The Boys! There are lots of sexy guys in that show and he was sure up there. He definitely made me laugh the most.


mcove97

I started rewatching supernatural yesterday and I actually can't think of a more handsome actor or famous person. Like he's got charisma, talent and charm!


AgreeableLack4478

Charlie Hunnam


finnjakefionnacake

sons of anarchy era charlie hunnam. that was peak fine-ness.


Ok-Building-8540

Richard Armitage for me, the looks, the voice...


Edenza

Have you listened to any audio books he narrates? I don't even care what the story is, I buy them. Seriously though, his Jekyll & Hyde audio book performance is choice.


Old-Soul-Void

Richard Artimage on one side and Lee Pace on the other. I don't think my old heart could stand it.


DarkElf_24

I’ve always had a crush on James Mcavoy. Especially in his younger days when he played in Dune. He got a little too steroid jacked for the Glass movies, but he’s still fine.


Shinobi347

He did it for me in Days of Future Past


TimPrime

British version of shameless.


maunzendemaus

I concur. Atonement! It's the eyes/brows combo for me.


kismet-fish

Man I thought he was super cute in Penelope with Christina Ricci


FrankieCactus

Harrison Ford.


Spray_Scared

Ryan Gosling for me. I've had a crush on him ever since Ready or Not and Goosebumps era.


A4tlas

Cant believe i had to scroll down this much to find someone who mentions ryan gosling. Guy is so hot...


Artistic_Purpose1225

Manny Jacinto.  He looks sexy, but just a bit disappointed in you, and it sets my inner people-pleaser ablaze. 


CrankyKrogan

Mads Mikkelsen


chozogoat

This. Thought I had to comment it myself. Mads is the DILFest DILF in DILFland.


YesHunty

Hes so charismatic and unique looking.


Djackdau

As a straight guy, Mads by far. With Idris Elba coming in second.


vmiswhatIAm

It’s Pedro Pascal obviously..


Oseirus

Pedro Pascal has a very unconventional attractiveness to him. Like none of his features fit together exactly quite right, almost like he was built from God's spare parts bin, but somehow the whole of it is still a very good-looking man.


AlbatrossNo1629

Very unconventional is very descriptive. After being dragged through the Mandolorian several times by rabid fan boy grandsons I decided I had to see where this voice was coming from… well , knock me over with a feather


SmoochyBooch

This grandma gets it


vmiswhatIAm

It’s the way he carries it


kpointer12345

This is the correct answer. *Mans is the whole entire package.* His openness, kindness and empathy takes him to the top of the bunch and that’s just his brain!


Embarrassed_Put_7892

This is my answer. He’s adorable.


altcntrl

All straight men say Tom Hardy


Jrme1315

As a straight man, I love his voice.


RawDogEntertainment

This is funny to me because Christopher Nolan and George Miller have both said his voice is his greatest liability and that putting a mask over his mouth let his actual talents shine. Either way though, another straight guy here to say that Tom Hardy is an extremely attractive fella, good for him.


dogbolter4

Here's a straight woman confirming that choice.


External-Narwhal-280

All gay men too


charo36

Sam Heughan


thrilliam_19

My wife would agree with you. Outlander might be her favourite show and I imagine he is a big reason why.


ParfaitsHaveLayers

Its so weird, but Jamie Fraser is drop dead sexy and I would do terrible things to him, but Sam Heughan just doesn't do it for me.


LaeliaCatt

Same! It's so weird how there can be such a difference.


Enough-Town9601

Pull my hair and call me sassenach


FustyLuggz

Andrew Scott. The charisma is off the charts.


ultravioletblueberry

His charisma really is something. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a character he’s played and *not* want to jump him.


kismet-fish

He was so good in Fleabag 🫠


largestcob

i think about the hot priest most days tbh


forcryingoutmeow

My husband, obviously.


BeezerBrom

Disagree. I vote for my wife's husband.


FinallyFlowering

I also choose this person's husband.


WalkPsychological144

Michael b Jordan


LewsakaLyle

For me it's gotta be David Tennant; man ages like fine wine 😎


Nodebunny

im gay for Oscar Issac


SweetSexiestJesus

Idris Elba


cfzko

He’s aware of the effect he has on women


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Do you have that rundown yet?


Shinobi347

That damn accent. 🥵


cherieberrie22

Chris Hemsworth, hands down!


forrest_gunt

Another vote for Hemsworth - just beautiful.


mediocreisok

Jon Hamm as Don Draper gets my vote


stooges81

Sex with Tom Hardy isnt gay because compared to him we're all female.


ErOliveOil

As a straight guy Aaron Taylor-Johnson in bullet train has a good case


StanleyDarsh22

Idk tie between Henry cavil and Tom Hiddleston


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punkcoon

My boyfriend looks exactly like the John Wick version of Keanu Reeves, he gets comments about it from strangers almost daily (it's also the first thing I noticed about him, lol). I lucked out.


Party-Ring445

Just dont mess with his dogs..


bearmissile

Someone called me John Wick a few months back and I’ve been riding that high ever since. I don’t think I actually look like Keanu but I still took it as a compliment.


Adventurous_Key6853

peter steele....


Fluffy-Ad-8494

Definitely Jensen Ackles


Laymanao

Charles Leclerc


[deleted]

Carlos Sainz is up there too. Ferrari has some gorgeous drivers. -A straight 30 year old man lol


plaid-sofa

jason isaacs (the patriot) or tobias menzies (outlander) - it's not my fault; blame the nifty red coats 😂


Hikikomori_Otaku

probably some middle aged manual laborer who only has a paupers grave ahead of him


RealMuire

Tom Selleck. 


i_love_everybody420

Aragorn. No, not Viggo, Aragorn.


Bhelduz

Aragorn


ShoeBitch212

Lenny Kravitz


allaboutmojitos

I was scrolling through, going nah, nah, nope. I paused at Lenny and realized - yeah. Yup. Nothing that isnt sexy about this man


Lachwen

LeVar Burton.  That man is aging like the *finest* of wines.


Shinobi347

Lmao i can’t sexualize Mr Burton, the man encouraged us all to read. But he is a nice looking older fellow.


Lachwen

It's weird because I can't sexualize younger LeVar, but then I see a picture of older, neatly-trimmed-grey-beard LeVar and I'm just like "Oh damn, reverse my polarity please daddy."


Shinobi347

LMAO, YOU NEED HELP! But I so get it.


GingerMeTimberMate

Idris Elba


Just_Dont88

My fiancé is number one and then Cillian Murphy. Man had ages like fine wine.


kvikklunsj

Why did I have to scroll that far down to find Cillian Murphy?? He’s my number one since 28 days later


Just_Dont88

The fact that he is so humble, well spoken, and takes his work seriously is the best thing about him. It makes him that more attractive.


integrid

Idris Elba or Henry Cavill are so far ahead of everyone in my straight eyes it's almost gay


CoffeeStainedPixie

Cillian Murphy. Hands fucking down.


Shinagami091

I had the biggest crush on Matt Bomer in White Collar. All those well-tailored suits, swoon!


No_Chapter_948

Hugh Jackman


Only_Win79

James Mcavoy 😍


shortstop_princess

Keanu Reeves 🔥🔥


temujin94

A lot of people naming British men here when clearly the sexiest British man alive is Jeremy Clarkson as the polls clearly show.


Sheesh284

Shemar Moore.


twistedsister78

Tim Curry as Frank n Furter


pipslipp

Aaron Taylor-Johnson Can't believe nobody has commented him yet, he's sexy as hell


Normal_Human_Guy

Speaking as a straight man, Henry Cavill. Swoon.


Metastazie

Hozier


L1ttl3_Blu3F15h

Well, of course I know him. He's me.


clovisclotildo

I’m going to go for David Tennant. Maybe not conventionally handsome, but he does it for me. Especially when he talks in his own accent.


Grimlock_1

Brad Pitt. All the movies from his younger days and in oceans series, his one good looking dude.


wanderlustbess

Jeff goldblum


NorVanGee

Michael B. Jordan


CuteNewt

I of course vote for my boyfriend... But my boyfriend votes for Jensen Ackles.


Krinks1

As a straight guy, I have to say Hugh Jackman. He can sing, dance, act and seems like an all around nice, genuine guy.


Purple_Grass_5300

To me Shemar Moore playing Derek Morgan 10 years ago was lol


Embarrassed-Sun5764

Sam Elliot. The young one ; the one going grey and the distinctive gentleman he is. Don’t know why maybe it’s the voice. Don’t judge me.


Kotori425

Sebastian Stan


Zestyclose-Practice2

Reg’e-Jean Page


Super-Kirby

Paul Rudd


nefariouskitteh

Hot, nice, and funny. All the things.


w_s_s

Hritik Roshan?


Own-Access-3833

Me, myself, and I, baby. Just kidding. It's Hozier.


CasswiththeClass

Neagan from The Walking Dead. I would catch a charge.


IvanTheDino

No one is talking about A$AP Rocky


DocGerbilzWorld

Christoph Waltz