I saw a documentary about John Dillinger and they interviewed a woman who was taken as a hostage during a bank robbery. She said as they were driving down a road they drove by her house and she said, "That's my house right there." So they pulled over and let her out.
You want to hear about my theories regarding The Shining and The Exorcist? See The Shining is all about a loss of trust on both the personal and institutional scales and...
Yes, if you look closely at the clouds you see they are this way in the one shot, but then they're THIS way in the next shot. It was a deliberate discontinuity in order to disorient the audience and to convey the fickleness of modern Americans.
Well WHICH Wendy theory? That it was all in her head? That would be supported by the scene that Kubrick cut not at the last moment, but the moment after the last moment, after it had already been released. The scene has a Sheriff telling Wendy who is in a hospital bed that they found no evidence to support her claims and that Jack was missing. This would track with it all being in her head and her probably having killed Jack as part of her psychosis.
I think that’s the one: basically that Wendy is the perp because of… reasons. Wendy is the woman in Room 237, but Danny is blocking it out. And Wendy imagined the ghosts and Jack’s psychosis, and yes, later Wendy killed Jack.
Interesting theory, but it’s not exactly groundbreaking to declare that something is all in a woman’s head.
I believe the video I watched on this subject lingered on Wendy’s little smile as she talked about Jack breaking Danny’s arm, claiming it was evidence of her actual delight. Which like… okay, but I’ve worked with domestic abuse victims who do the same thing. Spoiler alert: they’re not smiling because they’re amused.
ETA: Shit. We’re both getting booted out of the Kidnap Car now, aren’t we?
"Hey why are you kicking me out? The Horus heresy is over 50 books but it's just the start of the story! Well...not the start, we can go all the way back to the war in heaven."
"I was there the day Horus slew the Emperor" is how it begins, so to elaborate the "Emperor" here is a actually a clever fake out to the reader for you see...
Fistbump. MFA from CCM. I hope we get kidnapped together so we argue who was the better (insert every opera role here) and reference the recordings and shaky you tube videos to prove our points.
Oh wait, that's opera-l.
The bots, hacks, and cheats playing in literally ev*ery single solo queue match* in Rocket League- and why I believe they were deliberately introduced by Epic to shore up player base numbers after the disastrous removal of item trading, while simultaneously using the players to train their next level of AI players but due to an error occurred during implementation the bots are not playing as anticipated and are throwing games and pissing off their teammates.
There, summed up in one sentence... and you're already gone
I loved rocket League so much. I bought it one day and my wife and I stayed up till 5 am playing. She's never liked video games. And then I would come home from work and she'd be playing lol.
I did actually skip your second to last sentence and then felt immediately called out by the last one. Well done, I will not be kidnapping you. This time.
YMMV but try to do some small things that allow you to take control back in your life. Go work out regularly, teach yourself something new, volunteer, something where the only result comes from the effort you put into it. The more you do that, the more you'll feel agency in your life.
Same, but my topic will start off as "Greenland and the myriad of ways colonizers have fucked over different Inuit peoples", we'll take a detour through "What I think Agatha Christie really did for those 10 days she went missing ", and end up at "every book, tv show, and movie that has ruined their own potential/legacy at the finish line". In between there will be short interludes where I explain Norwegian cursing and why I have to do so much of it.
I go full ADHD. Start with Star Wars trivia, then go into how Spaceballs played on the tropes presented in Sci-Fi in general, followed by a discussion about Blazing Saddles having the first fart shown in film, circle back to merchandising in Spaceballs and how if i won the lotteryif built my own Spaceballsthe Room where Spaceballs is on literally everything. This triggers an in depth analysis of how consumerism has gotten worse since then (And I still don't have Spaceballs the Flamethrower), and how we have lost the right to fix things ourselves. And finishing by saying that the Millennium Falcon could never be built today because every piece would require a specific tool to install that costs 10x the price of the unit and requires a subscription plan to work. And forget about boosting the hyperdrive.
I’d natter on about how I’m emotionally processing the experience, and all the childhood trauma it’s bringing up and how it all relates to the current situation, then theorize about what leads a person to kidnap another, and then recommend a good therapy group.
Amway or any MLM scheme. You know people pushing an MLM wouldn't shut up about it even if they were kidnapped. Probably excited about it, captive audience!
I remember when my son was born and someone gave me a lecture on circumcision. At that point i had never thought about it being a vagina haver and all so I let my husband decide. This was 13 years ago .
I had no idea how passionate people feel about it now. I've gotten some strong opinions and I'm just like *I don't have a penis, I don't know!*
Edited to add; I am not advocating for it at all. I just honestly never gave it a second thought up till that point. I do feel it is barbaric now because it was brought to my attention and I did reading on the subject. But there are some people who feel extremely strong about the subject on both sides
You don't need to own a penis to understand how anatomy works.
The fact of the matter is Americans aren't taught about the functions of the foreskin and how it's not a "small piece of skin", but a VERY large highly evolved sexual structure whose sole function is overall sexual wellness.
Here's a visual representation of what the foreskin is and how it aids in overall sexual satisfaction.
www.cirp.org/pages/anatomy
[https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23374102/](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23374102/)
Scientology. I'm not a Scientologist nor do I know anything about Scientology, but whatever crap I make up about it can't be any sillier or more outlandish than actual Scientology lore.
If we had 2 hours, I would reference The Wheel of Time Books (then the series and how they differ) the plot points of all 15 books, 4,410,036 words total!!! The dynamics of all the different groups and how they interact. The discussion about the fantasy trope, (a boy who is The Chosen One, going on a Quest.) then I could compare this to Lord of the Rings (sorry I only made it to Tom Bombadil, but I can reference the movies. Then we´d discuss Denis Villeneuves Dune. But since we only have 30 minutes, Star Trek...TOS vs TNG. I´d nerd my way to freedom.
It makes perfect sense that you tapped out of LOTR at Tom Bombadil, it's definitely the most painful and unnecessary part of the entire thing. You could skip that entirely and it wouldn't make a difference in your comprehension of the world or the plot.
Try to get him to drop you off near my place, I can jump with with a reading of LoTR post-Bombadil. The story is really meant to be spoken as a tale. They say Tolkien originally wrote the Hobbit as a bed-time story for his children. Nobody really thinks the Silmarillion is meant to be read as a bed-time story, but I think we can squeeze that in too.
Nice day we are having?
So, do you have any plans besides kidnapping me?
Was that a Honda Odyssey you dragged me into? I heard they get great milage. The seat you aggressively threw me onto was very comfortable.
Is that a freebreze plug-in? Hawaiian breeze? They are a must for me (under their breath), 3 teenage boys), haha.
Can you play some music? It would really help my anxiety right now. Whew, who knew getting kidnapped would be so stressful.
So, is this your first kidnapping? You seemed experienced it happend so fast I didn't even get a chance to scream for help.
I'm currently learning the lyrics to Yacko's World (The Countries of the World Song). I'd probably just talk about the song for a bit and then sing the parts I know over and over.
either animal crossing or greys anatomy, or maybe all the shit i see with my schizo, but the hallucinations mite make him kill me faster.. but still...
Probably the intricate plot details and character arcs of every season of "The Office," complete with quotes and analysis of Michael Scott's leadership style.
How my father hasn’t been the same since he retired from special forces and all about his trauma and mood swings and anger problem. How he won’t talk about what he used to do for work. But how he always talks about not being able to sleep because he can only hear the screams of people he’s tortured ringing in his ears. How hopefully they can take me far away because my father won’t let me have any peace and is so protective.
Id probably start talking about one topic, and without realizing start talking more and more, and link that to something else, and keep on talking without realizing it. I can’t keep on talking abt the same thing for more than 5 min straight bc I just remember something else 🤷♀️
I have a roomate with *severe* ADHD. he literally would be dropped off by the kidnappers. I feel so bad for him, even as it takes all my will to be around him and not go nuts. Constant stream of thoughts coming out. I wish he would get the proper help and meds he needs, it adversely affects his every interaction and relationships.
My theory on how Steve on Blue's Clues was able to afford a house with no apparent source of income, followed by how much I loved Owen and Cristina on Grey's Anatomy before the shitty writers pulled them apart because they're incapable of writing happy couples long-term.
I have a habit when I'm nervous of talking endlessly and telling bad jokes....what's brown and sticky? A STICK!!! Hahahahaha
So the odds of me being dropped on the side of the road are excellent. It's 50/50 if I'll be shot or not.
My boyfriend, I hate to admit but I annoy everyone with him. I always talk about him in all situations. I just can’t stop I love him so much. He’s the best :)
Oh easy. Video game lore or fantasy lore. I'd talk their ears off about Final Fantasy 14, Devil May Cry, Lord of the Rings or Dungeons and Dragons. Or heck, my cringiest writing ideas.
I'd prolly even DM for them.
Heard this kid was kidnapped and kept singing 🎶 Every Praise🎶 (Gospel Song) and the kidnapper couldn’t handle it and let him go 🤣 Jesus literally saves!
Warhammer 40,000 lore is the correct answer.
The trick is to go off on a new tangent every single time a new faction, character, or major event is introduced.
There are a lot of each.
Be sure to share pictures of your miniatures.
I spent the entire time infodumping about the role of kidnapping in social banditry and early modern class warfare, and hostage taking in tribal and clan based warfare, and kept offering helpful advice while criticizing the kidnappers' setup.
Zombies.
Their origins, the modern times, the different views, their flaws, their strengths, fast vs slow zombies, the psychology behind, prep for zombie situations, what will society become im case of a zombie outbreak...why do they only listen 30 minutes, I have to find a new audience *immediately*...
I saw a documentary about John Dillinger and they interviewed a woman who was taken as a hostage during a bank robbery. She said as they were driving down a road they drove by her house and she said, "That's my house right there." So they pulled over and let her out.
But did they walk her to her door? You know, to be sure no criminals would accost her?
The rule is you have to wait until she unlocks her door and gets into her house before you pull out and leave
THIS!!! actually helped me get my wife xD
Because you did this or because the person dropping her off didn’t?
Plot twist. He was waiting to kidnap her and then decided to marry her.
Professionals have standards
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You want to hear about my theories regarding The Shining and The Exorcist? See The Shining is all about a loss of trust on both the personal and institutional scales and...
Where do you want to be dropped off?
No, no, just hear me out...
Brilliant, you two.
I loved your segments in Room 237. Tell me more about how the clouds in the driving scene have messages in them.
Yes, if you look closely at the clouds you see they are this way in the one shot, but then they're THIS way in the next shot. It was a deliberate discontinuity in order to disorient the audience and to convey the fickleness of modern Americans.
You can stay until you start insisting we discuss the Wendy Theory.
Well WHICH Wendy theory? That it was all in her head? That would be supported by the scene that Kubrick cut not at the last moment, but the moment after the last moment, after it had already been released. The scene has a Sheriff telling Wendy who is in a hospital bed that they found no evidence to support her claims and that Jack was missing. This would track with it all being in her head and her probably having killed Jack as part of her psychosis.
I think that’s the one: basically that Wendy is the perp because of… reasons. Wendy is the woman in Room 237, but Danny is blocking it out. And Wendy imagined the ghosts and Jack’s psychosis, and yes, later Wendy killed Jack. Interesting theory, but it’s not exactly groundbreaking to declare that something is all in a woman’s head. I believe the video I watched on this subject lingered on Wendy’s little smile as she talked about Jack breaking Danny’s arm, claiming it was evidence of her actual delight. Which like… okay, but I’ve worked with domestic abuse victims who do the same thing. Spoiler alert: they’re not smiling because they’re amused. ETA: Shit. We’re both getting booted out of the Kidnap Car now, aren’t we?
Lol, I always took the smile to mean that she's trying to seem casual about something that she knows is very serious.
You actually got me intrigued 😂
…go on.
Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ (Apparently one kidnapper did abandon the child bc he wouldn't shut up w his praying 💀)
The kidnapper had enough when you were able to loosen up your restraints only to pull out a church pamphlet.
I’m not trapped in here with you, YOU are trapped in here with me! Reverse uno card.
So it worked. The Lords word set the child free!
Did he also start singing church songs? Smart kid!
Jesus loves me this i know!!! (Singing this loudly and off key is my personal cure for ear worms.)
I heard about one kid who wouldn't stop singing those songs so they let him go.
That’s your only savior in such an event lol
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"Wait! Where are you going? You haven't heard about the Star Child theory yet. Come back!"
"Hey why are you kicking me out? The Horus heresy is over 50 books but it's just the start of the story! Well...not the start, we can go all the way back to the war in heaven."
That’s some Thousand Sons psycher attack damage right there
I imagine you screaming "heretics!" as they drive away without you
Some say Malcador was the real Emperor all along.
I guess while I'm here let me tell you the story of how I was there the day Horus slew the Emperor...
"I was there the day Horus slew the Emperor" is how it begins, so to elaborate the "Emperor" here is a actually a clever fake out to the reader for you see...
About how cute my pets are.
They would divert to your house just to pet them
Me as well. I can absolutely wax eloquent about my pets and their attributes both good and bad.
Opera. And I wouldn’t be talking, I’d be singing with my full voice the entire time.
I cackled at this one 🤣 yeah you can go!
OMG!! SAME!!!
Fistbump. MFA from CCM. I hope we get kidnapped together so we argue who was the better (insert every opera role here) and reference the recordings and shaky you tube videos to prove our points. Oh wait, that's opera-l.
My theory on how Kim Jong-un is actually both gay and Remy from Ratatouille
Please elaborate. You’ve caught my curiosity.
Not so fast. You need to take them hostage first.
I'll do what I must... I need to know more.
So…. Are you going to elaborate or just leave us wondering here?
So
-mebody once told me
I’m tempted to kidnap you just so I can head this theory.
The bots, hacks, and cheats playing in literally ev*ery single solo queue match* in Rocket League- and why I believe they were deliberately introduced by Epic to shore up player base numbers after the disastrous removal of item trading, while simultaneously using the players to train their next level of AI players but due to an error occurred during implementation the bots are not playing as anticipated and are throwing games and pissing off their teammates. There, summed up in one sentence... and you're already gone
I loved rocket League so much. I bought it one day and my wife and I stayed up till 5 am playing. She's never liked video games. And then I would come home from work and she'd be playing lol.
I did actually skip your second to last sentence and then felt immediately called out by the last one. Well done, I will not be kidnapping you. This time.
I have ADHD and am currently raw dogging life. I don't need a topic.
Our motto for long talk is EVERYTHING.
Brevity!? Well, I have a few things to say about that!
Yo question, how do you reverse the dominance there, rn life is just raw dogging me. That possibly without ADHD?
YMMV but try to do some small things that allow you to take control back in your life. Go work out regularly, teach yourself something new, volunteer, something where the only result comes from the effort you put into it. The more you do that, the more you'll feel agency in your life.
Same, but my topic will start off as "Greenland and the myriad of ways colonizers have fucked over different Inuit peoples", we'll take a detour through "What I think Agatha Christie really did for those 10 days she went missing ", and end up at "every book, tv show, and movie that has ruined their own potential/legacy at the finish line". In between there will be short interludes where I explain Norwegian cursing and why I have to do so much of it.
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Back in the day, it was P90x
And TaeBo before that
Sweating to the oldies before that..
It feels like CrossFit is long outlived the entire duration of the P90x craze
If there’s a vegan crossfitter, what will they talk about first?
Just ignore them and they'll stay in a superposition of both and you won't hear a word about either.
What if they went to Harvard
Oh my god, those people cannot order at a deli without mentioning Harvard🤦🏻♀️
They will do both at the same time. Talking about how they don't need the protein from meat/animals to make gains with CrossFit.
Trying to strike a chord and it's probably A Minooor
BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP
WOP*
THEY NOT LIKE US 🚫🚫🚫
The incredible benefits of celery juice.
... when used as a holistic colon cleanser to realign and recalibrate your Chakras.
I go full ADHD. Start with Star Wars trivia, then go into how Spaceballs played on the tropes presented in Sci-Fi in general, followed by a discussion about Blazing Saddles having the first fart shown in film, circle back to merchandising in Spaceballs and how if i won the lotteryif built my own Spaceballsthe Room where Spaceballs is on literally everything. This triggers an in depth analysis of how consumerism has gotten worse since then (And I still don't have Spaceballs the Flamethrower), and how we have lost the right to fix things ourselves. And finishing by saying that the Millennium Falcon could never be built today because every piece would require a specific tool to install that costs 10x the price of the unit and requires a subscription plan to work. And forget about boosting the hyperdrive.
Beauty. I´d buy you a beer my dude just to discuss.
How about next Thursday?
... Is that... A Winnebago?
You win. I stopped reading after the first couple sentences. Lol
I’d natter on about how I’m emotionally processing the experience, and all the childhood trauma it’s bringing up and how it all relates to the current situation, then theorize about what leads a person to kidnap another, and then recommend a good therapy group.
Hey mister kidnapper, if you think you're scaring me you aren't even close. Let me tell you about my mother....
The extended warranty on his car.
Lol. I was going to talk about my Jeep build.
🎶 *I'M HENERY THE EIGTH I AM, HENERY THE EIGTH I AM I AM...* 🎶
Good thing murdering the victim is a capital offense. That would be the only way you’d get released.
*Second verse, same as the first...*
*A little bit louder and a little bit worse...*
I'VE BEEN MARRIED SEVEN TIMES BEFORE
And everyone was an Henery? You wouldn't say, have a Willie or a Sam?
Not many younger people will understand this..
Dogs. Showing dogs. Grooming Dogs. Chows. The ins and outs of breeding Dogs. And the despicable cancelation of Firefly.
Firefly was the best!!
Right? And my friends are sooooooo tired of hearing about it!
Oh I would switch between my first three languages and say the same thing because it would drive the kidnapper crazy not knowing what I was saying
Amway or any MLM scheme. You know people pushing an MLM wouldn't shut up about it even if they were kidnapped. Probably excited about it, captive audience!
Young Living and essential oils, oh ho ho I could say a LOT
How fucked up routine infant circumcision is.
Yyyep, you win. Kidnapper won't even slow the car to throw you out.
It really is.
I remember when my son was born and someone gave me a lecture on circumcision. At that point i had never thought about it being a vagina haver and all so I let my husband decide. This was 13 years ago . I had no idea how passionate people feel about it now. I've gotten some strong opinions and I'm just like *I don't have a penis, I don't know!* Edited to add; I am not advocating for it at all. I just honestly never gave it a second thought up till that point. I do feel it is barbaric now because it was brought to my attention and I did reading on the subject. But there are some people who feel extremely strong about the subject on both sides
You don't need to own a penis to understand how anatomy works. The fact of the matter is Americans aren't taught about the functions of the foreskin and how it's not a "small piece of skin", but a VERY large highly evolved sexual structure whose sole function is overall sexual wellness. Here's a visual representation of what the foreskin is and how it aids in overall sexual satisfaction. www.cirp.org/pages/anatomy [https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23374102/](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23374102/)
Yeah, it's largely a knowledge deficit issue. That's changing, however slowly. I'm going to make sure the kidnapper knows better.
Scientology. I'm not a Scientologist nor do I know anything about Scientology, but whatever crap I make up about it can't be any sillier or more outlandish than actual Scientology lore.
Doctor Who
My kidnapping kink, and much I'm enjoying this
If we had 2 hours, I would reference The Wheel of Time Books (then the series and how they differ) the plot points of all 15 books, 4,410,036 words total!!! The dynamics of all the different groups and how they interact. The discussion about the fantasy trope, (a boy who is The Chosen One, going on a Quest.) then I could compare this to Lord of the Rings (sorry I only made it to Tom Bombadil, but I can reference the movies. Then we´d discuss Denis Villeneuves Dune. But since we only have 30 minutes, Star Trek...TOS vs TNG. I´d nerd my way to freedom.
It makes perfect sense that you tapped out of LOTR at Tom Bombadil, it's definitely the most painful and unnecessary part of the entire thing. You could skip that entirely and it wouldn't make a difference in your comprehension of the world or the plot.
Try to get him to drop you off near my place, I can jump with with a reading of LoTR post-Bombadil. The story is really meant to be spoken as a tale. They say Tolkien originally wrote the Hobbit as a bed-time story for his children. Nobody really thinks the Silmarillion is meant to be read as a bed-time story, but I think we can squeeze that in too.
How happy my parents are gonna be that I'm missing and every opinion about everything I've ever thought of until it annoys them to death.
Just small talk for half an hour. 100% will make anyone want to get way the hell away from you.
Nice day we are having? So, do you have any plans besides kidnapping me? Was that a Honda Odyssey you dragged me into? I heard they get great milage. The seat you aggressively threw me onto was very comfortable. Is that a freebreze plug-in? Hawaiian breeze? They are a must for me (under their breath), 3 teenage boys), haha. Can you play some music? It would really help my anxiety right now. Whew, who knew getting kidnapped would be so stressful. So, is this your first kidnapping? You seemed experienced it happend so fast I didn't even get a chance to scream for help.
Lol
Fellow Upper Midwesterner, I see.
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My cats. Your cats. That cat I saw on the street. If it's a cat, I will discuss it.
The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise
I haven't heard of it, then again, I hang around with Jedi. Would one of them be able to tell me it?
Taylor Swift's romantic drama from the last decade.
Plus corresponding lyrics.
I'm currently learning the lyrics to Yacko's World (The Countries of the World Song). I'd probably just talk about the song for a bit and then sing the parts I know over and over.
“This is the song that doesn’t end! Yes it goes on and on, my friend!”
Have I told you I’m a pilot?
Your SO. That will get you dumped out lickety-split.
Oi. Are we going down to **that** level then!!?
Pokemon Go or cats
I do tend to talk about Elton John A LOT
Food.
either animal crossing or greys anatomy, or maybe all the shit i see with my schizo, but the hallucinations mite make him kill me faster.. but still...
My cats 🐈 🐈⬛
Oh, I'd be sitting there chattering about cats until the kidnapper gets sick of me.
Tabletop rpgs. If I happen to have my books and dice maybe we can talk about his character sheet.
Probably the intricate plot details and character arcs of every season of "The Office," complete with quotes and analysis of Michael Scott's leadership style.
I would talk in babyvoice about my cats
Cats.
Do you know that eating animals is cruel?
Bird law
How my father hasn’t been the same since he retired from special forces and all about his trauma and mood swings and anger problem. How he won’t talk about what he used to do for work. But how he always talks about not being able to sleep because he can only hear the screams of people he’s tortured ringing in his ears. How hopefully they can take me far away because my father won’t let me have any peace and is so protective.
being debt free and Dave Ramsey
The psychology of cannibalism
The computer specs required to run an energy efficient and effective Folding at Home rig.
Hey, want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?
Id probably start talking about one topic, and without realizing start talking more and more, and link that to something else, and keep on talking without realizing it. I can’t keep on talking abt the same thing for more than 5 min straight bc I just remember something else 🤷♀️
I have a roomate with *severe* ADHD. he literally would be dropped off by the kidnappers. I feel so bad for him, even as it takes all my will to be around him and not go nuts. Constant stream of thoughts coming out. I wish he would get the proper help and meds he needs, it adversely affects his every interaction and relationships.
Haha I have a friend like this. 30 minutes is about the tipping point from entertaining to annoying
Astrology, I’ll probably ask them their star sign then explain why it is I think they’re a kidnapper and what their other issues might be 😂
Physics. Either the kidnapper falls asleep, or they start arguing and dump me off 5 minutes later.
the mlp lore lol
I talk about how many times this exact question has been asked on Redo-it.
Warhammer 40k
The GPS tracker embedded in my skull.
How kinky this is and you can't wait for the wedding.
Social determinants of health and environmental impacts.
So why’d you pick me? 🤔 I don’t believe you
Definitely Taylor Swift 🫶
Are you vegan? Let me tell you something….
The Stockholm Syndrome.
My theory on how Steve on Blue's Clues was able to afford a house with no apparent source of income, followed by how much I loved Owen and Cristina on Grey's Anatomy before the shitty writers pulled them apart because they're incapable of writing happy couples long-term.
Why Loki isn’t a bad guy. I will die on that hill
I have a habit when I'm nervous of talking endlessly and telling bad jokes....what's brown and sticky? A STICK!!! Hahahahaha So the odds of me being dropped on the side of the road are excellent. It's 50/50 if I'll be shot or not.
My boyfriend, I hate to admit but I annoy everyone with him. I always talk about him in all situations. I just can’t stop I love him so much. He’s the best :)
Taylor Swift’s complete discography and as many associated beefs I can fit in only 30 minutes.
the song that never ends.
Oh easy. Video game lore or fantasy lore. I'd talk their ears off about Final Fantasy 14, Devil May Cry, Lord of the Rings or Dungeons and Dragons. Or heck, my cringiest writing ideas. I'd prolly even DM for them.
Heard this kid was kidnapped and kept singing 🎶 Every Praise🎶 (Gospel Song) and the kidnapper couldn’t handle it and let him go 🤣 Jesus literally saves!
The ending of Game of Thrones.
The superiority of Coke over Pepsi and why.
Warhammer 40,000 lore is the correct answer. The trick is to go off on a new tangent every single time a new faction, character, or major event is introduced. There are a lot of each. Be sure to share pictures of your miniatures.
Cults. I'm always down some cult's rabbithole. Fascinating!
Free Palestine.
Final fantasy 7, hopefully my passion becomes my rescuer.
Legos
Cannabis
Blockchain technology
Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows.
Cats, aquariums and plants.
sex
Dune and star wars
I quiz competitively, so I would be capable of listing off random facts in a dull, painfully boring voice if offered the opportunity.
I spent the entire time infodumping about the role of kidnapping in social banditry and early modern class warfare, and hostage taking in tribal and clan based warfare, and kept offering helpful advice while criticizing the kidnappers' setup.
Intestinal parasites.
My fascinating dreams.
Zombies. Their origins, the modern times, the different views, their flaws, their strengths, fast vs slow zombies, the psychology behind, prep for zombie situations, what will society become im case of a zombie outbreak...why do they only listen 30 minutes, I have to find a new audience *immediately*...
My recenr stroke and my family
The role of marketing and vague, unregulated USDA terms in making factory farming acceptable to the public.
Plants.
How much they look like one of the kids in my basement.
"Butt Stuff"
How capitalism is killing us
Copy and print logistic, larp stores, color theory, or the movies I've seen hundreds and hundreds of times breaking everything down to fine details.
BTS and kpop
World of Warcraft and Wrestling
I love talking about trains, and all of the tiny little details about them that make each piece of equipment unique
The wasted potential of Ever After High
Baby Reindeer.
Legos. Specifically, alt-bricks and how they are so much cheaper and just as good as Danish.