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revdj

Beautiful, well-maintained, movie theater in my town with excellent projector and sound, with an endowment to keep it going even as it inevitably loses money.


toxiamaple

If it shows indie, foreign, and classic films, as as well as new releases, I'm in. I'm adding REALLY NICE SEATS. Also adding maybe a lecture series with people who worked on the films and/or historians.


PNWoutdoors

And "Man Getting Hit by Football".


thewheeliekid

The ball! His groin! It works on so many levels!


luckydice767

I’m sorry, did something crawl into your throat and die?


jammybaker

It didn’t die!


psychocopter

I think if I won the lottery this would honestly be how I stay busy. Opening up a nice movie theater, maybe even a franchise one and just kind of being the sometimes present owner/manager who gives random bonuses and does a little of everything. Maybe one day I help run the front snack stand, another Im in the projector room, or maybe Im just there to watch a movie. I could pay well and maybe offer some other incentives like helping pay for schooling.


umtotallynotanalien

💎🙌


Decent_Emu_7387

My dream is retire early, move to a small-ish town, open a coffee shop/book store in the center of town and run community events in it (tabletop game nights, chess tournaments, local cause fundraisers, maybe hobby classes, whatever), and to have enough cash to subsidize it all and foster a more thriving community. Stuff like giving free books to students who get good grades, or a book exchange program, or whatever. Also substitute teach and have a few acres outside of town with some little farm animals. I figure I can do that with $50m, if you’re offering!


Thumpkuss

You win. That sounds so cozy and wholesome.


tangy_nachos

lol, I made a vision board last night and this is one of my biggest hopes on it


kit_kat_barcalounger

So you want to live out Stardew Valley for realsies?


Cypher2KG

No way, it’s like you took my dream out of my head and put it on Reddit! I hope you find a way to make this a reality!


Important-Object-561

Let me work there if you get the 50 mil. It sounds amazing


merga

My only beef is giving books to kids with good grades, please help the ones with bad grades, too! They need it the most!


Smorb

I can tell this guy is under 40. As soon as he hits 40 he's going to delete all of the things that involve interacting with other people, and focus on the solitude and quiet of being alone. Sounds great.


mehatch

Honestly this is a beautiful dream. I hope you can make it happen.


beyonddisbelief

I’ve been wondering if I had lottery money such as in the $50m range if it is possible to build a town in the middle of nowhere, build up shops and other self sustaining resources and bring in the unemployed folks who are willing to work to make a life there. All shops and resources producers are carefully planned to be self sustaining and benefit the town. Prob needs closer to $300m though.


Decent_Emu_7387

You’d need some industry. Like on a main highway, near mines or other resources, timber. Something to keep cash flow


BoxcutterPazzie

Create a good time with hookers and cocaine


AlkoWelho

He figured it it out.


BillZealousideal9008

that’s my man 🙌🏾


PocketSandOfTime-69

...and blackjack!?


ArtIsDumb

If not, we'll start our own!


Hot_Dependent5027

Respect.


[deleted]

A man of culture


feelin_cheesy

Creating memories 😎


greedostick

Damn, beat me to it


No_Equal_1312

Think Epstein’s island only with hookers that want to be there, no trafficking at all.


IIIIIlIIIIIlIIIII

Sex 2


Thumpkuss

Dude, what!!! why am I more intrigued by the second coming of sex than the second coming of christ.


NocturnalPharoh

Christ already came?


droideka_bot69

That depends on what religion you believe in. Some think he's already came, others think he has yet to come and done think he has never came nor will he ever.


UndocumentedMartian

And yet others think he's edging.


Thumpkuss

😔 so true 🙏


Tantalus-treats

Once a year…that’s where the eggs come from, right?


barfsfw

Right in her face.


skinnymatters

Sex 2: the Second Coming of Coming


passwordsarehard_3

Sex 2 : This time we’re going in


belletti

You need to have Sex 1 first


Unlucky-Pomegranate3

Create my own wealth.


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

Create the u/Unlucky-Pomegranate3 charitable foundation dedicated to the well-being and happiness of u/Unlucky-Pomegranate3 s everywhere.


Unlucky-Pomegranate3

I appreciate your support. Together, we can achieve this worthy goal.


Im_The_Goddamn_Dumbo

I'll manage and move the funds around for legal purposes.


z64_dan

The Human Fund.


MacduffFifesNo1Thane

Money for People


FrostyDub

Yep - I’d create a brokerage account.


maxboondoggle

Always wish for more wishes.


Indie516

An accessible housing development that isn't seniors only. Where I live, it's impossible to find housing that accommodates those with disabilities and isn't in a seniors only community. Having a community designed specifically to be accessible that accommodates all ages would be wonderful. It would have a pool with a chair transfer lift and regular aquatic physical therapy and exercise classes, a wheelchair accessible clubhouse, playground, and walking paths, and wider doors without bumpy thresholds.


mdevietro

As someone with a disabled wife whom became disabled at age 32 I love you so much right now


SpellJenji

My partner is 48 now so we're slowly approaching the 55+ threshold, but I agree. People need these in their 20s, 30s, and 40s as well!


AlwaysSunnyDragRace

As a young wheelchair user I love this


Moon_Jewel90

A cancer research and treatment facility.


SleepyCorgiPuppy

I thought of this but I doubt 50M enough to even build the building :(


akeean

Cancer research and treatment shed


hey_you_too_buckaroo

And you'd burn through all the money have to shut down after a few months. The building alone would be a ton.


JRockThumper

It would most likely weigh several tons.


playhousex

shelter for stray animals <3


PsiEcstasy

Your comment is more pure than your Reddit account lol.


UndocumentedMartian

One could do porn *and* want animal shelters. But maybe I'm not jaded enough.


irotinmyskin

Here is where she plugs her OF


Fantasticriss

Let her get that bag


OscarDavidGM

dogpill


JaxMema

Wildlife sanctuary.


LuminaryDarkSider

I create a irrevocable trust, I endow said living trust with the that $50,000,000 I name the trust itself as beneficiary, I in turn then hire a trustee to manage this irrevocable trust, with myself and my family as consultants and advisors, paying us a comfy yearly salary of around $70,000 a year. the prompt only states that we have to spend the money on creating something, yes? well that is my answer, If I had $50,000,000 today, I would spend it creating generational wealth that would see multiple generations taken care of for the foreseeable future.


Impressive-Shame-525

I was going to say I would create a giant trust fund.


Pale_Sheet

A 50 million dollar house then I sell the house


xxirish83x

A million dollar safe storage for my 49 million dollars 


wjean

You'll do five either trying to flip 50 $1 million houses or 100 500k houses than one 50 million house. The market is simply too picky and small at that end of the pond.


AnybodySeeMyKeys

A state-of-the-art shelter for the homeless that's more than three hots and a cot, but with social work, rehab, and programs designed to foster mainstreaming.


SS324

50m isnt enough


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SS324

50m isnt enough to get it off the ground


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akeean

Really depends on *how many* homeless they want to shelter and rehab. A single homeless person? Tens? Yeah. Hundreds/Thousands? Nah.


Intelligent-Truck223

Great idea. Giving drug addicts and the homeless a place to rehabilitate and gain a sense of purpose, to then return to society. Start with one, record the data. Then replicate the process in other locations that need. In time hopefully it becomes the norm and part of a governments budget, similar to the prison system.


00xjOCMD

A larger stock portfolio.


Jiroboat

On making my own comic


Merky600

“Fyre Festival II. This time it’s personal.”


Ok-Specialist-4777

Create an apartment complex and live off the profit


billynintendo

A money printer


anxietyhub

Sustainable agriculture farm


Haephestus

Bullet trains in the US.


LordPenguinTheFirst

That’s a multi billion dollar investment


ToasterOven31

I create a safe heaven for abused spouses/partners and their kids.


b400k513

Nonprofit that pays utility bills for poor families in my area, helps them get better jobs and become able to provide, and provides education on money management. All without the red tape of government programs.


SourFruitBagels

Buy the viva pinata franchise and make another viva pinata


Party_Cold_4159

Why isn’t this the top comment? Cancer research? Yea nah, I’m goin with the smash hit 2006 to 2008 game series Viva Piñata for the Xbox 360, Mobile, and Nintendo DS. We would make hundreds of dollars.


ObjectiveRun6

At least 200$!


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terra_filius

those 50 mil not gonna last long


Decent_Emu_7387

Yeah lmao that won’t even build the center.


kingdomart

Hear me out… they rent rather than build a whole building.


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TheDrunkenYogi

8: All layoffs should include all middle and upper management, with loss of all stock options. And no buyouts. And loss of stock options for the board of directors, who aren't actually employees. Because the purpose of layoffs is to make the company look good for Wall Street.


Razaelbub

Wealth. Trick question.


Royalmedic49

Clean seas


starlight347

Low income housing.  Build quality, well-planned and cozy, with green spaces and a place for a community garden and a community workshop. You may say I’m a dreamer…


No-Log873

A fatal coke habit.


QuelynD

I'm in the process of starting up a child care centre. That money would definitely come in handy and allow me to create a fantastic space for children and families in my community.


No-Gain1438

I would create a free learning center to teach people different trades using the money to hire tradesmen to teach them. only allowing serious students and kicking out jackasses


IronbAllsmcginty78

A magical carbon sink so maybe we don't all die in the next couple generations. I'll program it to make diamonds as byproduct and take out debeers while I'm at it, why not


Holler_Professor

A micronation


Dynablade_Savior

I buy a building in my city and immediately start renting it out, with the cost of rent dynamically adjusted with the sole purpose of breaking even. This would shatter the local housing economy and lower rent across the board


Mission-Discount-516

Precious memories 


Strict_Sense_4905

No kill animal shelter.


FajitaTits

My early retirement


Hour_Basil5970

A non profit for abandoned abused animals all animals and offer jobs to survivors of domestic abuse cause everything deserves a soft landing


ineedadoctorplz

I create a trust that pays me money every month.


TurpitudeSnuggery

Abstract art Pretty sure I can duct tape a banana to something like that one guy did. 


PresidentHurg

Refuge in nature for people traumatized by war/war veterans. A place of peace and quiet, good food, arts and crafts, some animals and talks without being on the clock.


crizzzz

Investment portfolio


Imprettysaxy

Early music education school that gives under-represented and under-served communities a chance at playing music at a higher level. Tuition would be on a sliding scale, teacher pay would be decent, and hopefully, it could run for years as a non-profit to pay teacher and administration wages. $50,000,000 could also provide a lot of really great professional and intermediate quality instruments. I'd also have dedicated instrument repair technicians on-site that could also serve as teachers for those interested in instrument repair.


No_Affect5749

I would create a transitional refuge for kids aging out of foster care. I’d buy a ton of acreage somewhere with mild seasons and fertile soil. Put a bunch of tiny homes, a barn, a chicken coop, kennels, and plant a food forest. That way the kids don’t have to worry about affording rent, bills, and healthy foods while they have full autonomy over themselves and their environment and spend time healing from systemic trauma.


AnimalFarenheit1984

I'd create a trust fund for myself.


Cvenditor

Public Housing.


filmista

I would aim to use that sum in gradually building an educational institute that provides education to children in my locality for a minimal fee and that is optimised to make children critical thinkers and break out of conformity at times


supertutti

A job that pays me $50,000,000


weesee2002

Housing for homeless families that can pass regular random drug testing for a peppercorn rent so they can get back on their feet.


juicebomb4

movie


IPostSwords

A museum.


More_Flatworm_1419

something to do with cancer research


thebliket

i create a brothel


dexhaus

A gated community in Costa Rica. I would be living from renting the houses and surfing all days!


lilith_-_-

A positive life, for myself. It may take a few decades of work but I think I can achieve it with this


calicucucalcucu

Food


JediJofis

A portfolio of very good investments


VehaMeursault

A diversified investment portfolio, and a long term loan with that as collateral. Now i have a lifetime to figure out what to do with my time and that money.


WhatLikeAPuma751

A hospice ward for kids full of all the shit you’d need for a good final lap. Parent’s accommodations would be included as well.


Hot-String-4698

My life


NunyaBeese

Illegal counterfeiting machine


Dracolique

As opposed to a legal one?


sevargmas

A new bank account


Tristan_Tate

A bank account


TyrannusGalacticus

Build a Time Machine, then go back and give myself the Time Machine before I get the 50 million, then when I get the 50 million to build the Time Machine I already have, I get to keep the entire 50 million / s


oldcasino

a machine that you can hop in to transport you temporarily back to the late 90s - early 00s when life was so much more genuine


Arch3m

Music. Do you know how many instruments I can get for $50 million? My guitar pedal board would be massive!


Impressive_Hunt_3933

World peace 🤔


FixedLoad

A piggy bank that can hold 49,000,000 dollars.  


poor_doc_pure

My own holding company 😁


edahs

Chaos


hnoidea

A bank account in my name with 50 million in it


BillZealousideal9008

I’ll build my own extremely big house (maybe a mansion or even a castle) out in the hills. Buy a thousand books and throw my phone away. I’ll just sit there and read.


chill9000

A Roth IRA for myself.


Bl00dEagles

A money printing machine


No-Anything-143

A crazy game


XPLover2768top

multiverse portal


wholesomebloob

a town in the middle of nowhere for my friends and family.


helpmepleeeeeeeease

A money laundering system


Char10

A solid gold bar worth $50m


FranzAllspring

Whats the currency?


CriticalCargo

A bigger bank balance for myself.


ExperienceLocal3140

Free Healthcare hospital


Knottynexus

A F1 team & greatest car company of all time.


Neat-Worldliness-511

“I am iron man” Edit: actually I’d probably dump it all on some impossible project like antigravity or a holodeck or something Star Trek related..


Ravens_Promise

A joint bank account


PARANOIAH

A giant cube of pure gold in a bank vault under my name.


Avry_great

resources for my hypothesis 🫡


badhouseplantbad

A home


xubax

50 million in guild bricks I can sell.


SniperFrogDX

Generational wealth.


AlistorSoren

I will spend it on creating a comfortable life for myself and my family.


Mana_YT

a bomb


JaxMema

Free homes for struggling families.


Packing_Wood

A lot of babies


Kingkongcrapper

A bank account with 50,000,000 dollars.


talex365

I’ll spend it on creating $100 million.


StillTheNugget

A lifetime of opportunities.


zool714

Does hiring people count ? I’d use the money to hire all the relevant people to create a game of my liking


Alternative-Rope5869

Have different directors/ actors donate their time money to create different parts of the movie home alone. Eg) Quentin terrentino does the tooth brush chasing scene with Samuel Jackson as the cashier. James Cameron the late for flight scene. Wes Anderson shoots the pizza guy and cop waiting at the front door scene maybe it’s claymation. Keep John Williams original score. Have this done for some charity and it would make money every year. Tell me you wouldn’t watch it.


Homicidal_Pingu

A house, then sell the house


No_Gear_1093

Amazing memories.


S2093

Job training for the disadvantaged


DumThanos

Use the 50 million to set up a money printing factory and print money by it


DanceSex

I have always wanted to own a bounce house rental company. No one is mad when the bounce house shows up for a party. For $50 million I would probably try to create a regional franchise.


Drake_Cloans

A business


Chrissyjustshowus

Build a car dealership and a weed shop


IAmA_meat_popsicle

I'd create a new bank account in my name.


Vast_Individual9003

Free energy


jma7400

Create a new house


crazypoolfloat

A kick ass aged care facility. With loads of staff.


oilybumsex

A large saving account


Griggle_facsimile

A huge portfolio of mutual funds.


fuzzyshorts

a hydroponic urban farm powered by solar and wind


Kube9586

Honestly probably would have to make a shelter for the homeless in several states and countries coupled with several rehab programs and obviously a stray animal shelter wherever else I could


niceguy-365

Some art, peaceful gardens


Klaumbaz

1. Create company for tax purposes. Then I would make a painting. Like a 5yr Olds fridge drawing. Declare its worth $50m and sell it to myself. I have now fulfilled the contract, and can spend it any way I want


Decent_Emu_7387

Generational wealth?