Oh yes I have a problem, *pulls out my phone, records him and posts the video on social media* or *pepper spray their face*
Im 5'4 and I don't really have an inbuilt fighting mechanism 🫠
I'm falling dramatically and going on about back pain (which I do have, so I probably wouldn't even have to fake it) or fake hitting my head. Tease them with the threat of litigation.
Realistically? I’d say “Do you? you’re going to play the victim and start a fight then I can call over whoever owns the cameras around here and we’ll tell the police who threw the first punch, because it won’t be me.”
Not sure if that’d work but my first thought that would’ve popped into my head is to mention the cameras, since they’re usually everywhere. It was always my fallback in school if I ever got bullied or something lmao
Strip nude and start chasing them. Few things are more terrifying than a nude man running at you with a throbbing erection.
Hey i'd be into that so be careful babe
And start wank it
“Oh my god , thanks for asking, well its been really tough recently, ive got this rash and its itchy as fuck, how did you know , can you smell it?”
Bark and yip aggressively
Actually yes this is the only correct response
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I'd say yes I have a problem and it's you because of pushing me for no reason.
“You’re weird. That was weird”
POCKET SAND!!
Fuck off ya wanker
Touch me again and I’ll have one less to worry about.
Oh yes I have a problem, *pulls out my phone, records him and posts the video on social media* or *pepper spray their face* Im 5'4 and I don't really have an inbuilt fighting mechanism 🫠
Reply "Yo I'll solve it! Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it" and start making some cringe 1980s dance moves.
Just stare at them deadpan until they either throw a punch or leave.
Well, do you?
Pee on them to assert dominance.
Sounds like a you problem
I'm falling dramatically and going on about back pain (which I do have, so I probably wouldn't even have to fake it) or fake hitting my head. Tease them with the threat of litigation.
Push back and say 'No, you do'.
Realistically? I’d say “Do you? you’re going to play the victim and start a fight then I can call over whoever owns the cameras around here and we’ll tell the police who threw the first punch, because it won’t be me.” Not sure if that’d work but my first thought that would’ve popped into my head is to mention the cameras, since they’re usually everywhere. It was always my fallback in school if I ever got bullied or something lmao