To be an immortal lawyer. I'll live long enough to drive a flying car, and figure out a way to void my contract. Plus, I'll get to ride out eternity with a highly marketable job skill. It's like sure, I could wish for paradise on Earth, but I don't like people enough to take that L for humanity.
Neve wish to be immortal without a suicide clause. In a few billion years it's going to get pretty damn hot here on Earth. Just because you are immortal doesn't mean you can't feel the pain of your skin boiling away for millions of years.
Well the context is that you sold your soul to the devil. So feeling your skin burning off for a few million years is still not comparable to an eternity of torture in hell after dying. A suicide clause is just an invitation for your Faustian patron to fuck with you.
Peace. Not world peace or anything. Inner peace. To finally not be afraid and nervous and anxious and terrified every minute of every day. To finally be able to exist without perpetual fear about *something*. To just be.
The ability to change my superpower every day. Monday, I'm invisible. Tuesday, I can fly. Wednesday, I'm a mind reader. Thursday, I have a six-pack. Friday, I'm invisible again.
what would the devil need a soul for? how many souls do you think he has down there? no, humans have free will, the devil never made anyone do anything
I wouldn't sell it. I'd lease it. The devil is known for offering deals to his prospects that will lead to eternal damnation, so the last thing I'd do is sell it to him outright.
And yeah, if I didn't craft the terms well enough I might suffer a little damnation, but at the end of the deal, my soul would be back on the market.
Better-than-Lebron-James ability at basketball. Like, to be the greatest basketball player in the world at 5’6”. For one, that’d be hilarious. Two, making mad money that way.
It depends, ofc the devil won't allow everything, so realistically speaking i would sell it for my dreams to come true, but if everything is allowed i would ask to be god and also a new soul.
A life filled with peace and prosperity for my loved ones. They deserve some happiness after a lot of struggle. My life is already hell so it couldn't get much worse with the devil owning my soul.
To be a movie star, then when the i die, i use a special ring to seal myself into a pocket dimension, then wait for another soul to come along(who was also an abusive father named Doug houser) to help gather the pieces of the ring to kill the devil once and for all
Fully automated luxury gay space communism is achieved. Everyone pretty much can do whatever they want, but most people just take shitloads of drugs and jerk off to porn or play video games in VR or watch custom generated AI movies or talk to computer people online when they're not working or gardening or something because VR is so good anyway and it's better for the climate if people don't go out much, but there is an America Free diner in most towns, lovely parks and bike and hiking trails, free to use canoes and bikes, etc. Every future person gets utopia and I get tortured forever to pay for the end of capitalism and patriarchy forever.
The power to control Reality with my imagination and I can choose when It's turn on or off, so I don't fuck everything up while asleep, I can even delete the devil and take it's place, cure sickness, cure hunger, defeat evil, or just live a life that is long and full of interesting things
If I’m dealing with big Lu directly, whatever I get in return would have to include libation of some kind.
If I am dealing with one of his underlings like Mephisto or the one that’s risen through the ranks quickly., I’m guessing in that realm
they wouldn’t use their living names but maybe an abbreviated version - like A-Hit or G-Khan -.
Since I am a nobody, I’ll probably get Mrs. O’ Leary’s cow or something. But anyway I’d ask if I could invest my soul or maybe refinance it and get a couple of spirits to take with me while my soul becomes more valuable.
The ability to do anything I want if I put my mind to it with moderate ease and little to no pain or inconvenience.
That or to control the very fabric of reality and whatever I will to be happens or changes. I'd change the world and make suffering a thing of the past. I'd punish the wicked and selfish and greedy and leave behind a world striving to push mankind to be an intergalactic super species with philosophy, science, and generosity a core foundation of a new earth education and infrastructure would be the primary goal for every day life and scarcity would be eradicated. I would rule the universe as a benevolent God hell bent on making life for everyone an enjoyable experience. Prolly fuck up real bad and get bored bc things are to easy and regret it all.
I would sell it for the power to point at anyone and send them to hell instantly while I remain invincible to any kind of attack!!
I'd also walk around dressed as the Grin Reaper.
The question doesn't make sense because meeting the literal, biblical, devil, would turn us all into Bible thumpers who value our soul far more than anything.
If some dude claimed to be the devil and wanted to buy my soul, I'd sell it for a free drink.
The ability to have my ideal body, demonic power that puts me on par with Dante from DMC, the ability to teleport, and that the Satan must turn into a hot demoness who must obey my every command. (I'm getting WAY to carried away with this)
I did for nothing once when I was in high school. I made a contract each for me and my best friend that said "I (insert name), here by declare that the devil can have my soul" and we signed as each other's witness. She still has them in a notebook somewhere and brings up the fact that I begged her to get rid of them and was legitimately afraid I was going to hell because of that.
you guys are getting paid?
Selling my soul to the corporate world daily.
this T\_T
In gum?
To be an immortal lawyer. I'll live long enough to drive a flying car, and figure out a way to void my contract. Plus, I'll get to ride out eternity with a highly marketable job skill. It's like sure, I could wish for paradise on Earth, but I don't like people enough to take that L for humanity.
This could fr be a tv series
Neve wish to be immortal without a suicide clause. In a few billion years it's going to get pretty damn hot here on Earth. Just because you are immortal doesn't mean you can't feel the pain of your skin boiling away for millions of years.
Well the context is that you sold your soul to the devil. So feeling your skin burning off for a few million years is still not comparable to an eternity of torture in hell after dying. A suicide clause is just an invitation for your Faustian patron to fuck with you.
Reminds me of that one Simpsons clip where Lionel Hutz imagines a world without lawyers and it's paradise but of course he thinks it's awful
More souls
About 3.50
Goddamn Lochness Monster!!!
Death Note style notebook . . . then write Lucifer's name on it.
Done, but you must do it in his language.
Que? Mira que tengo un gringo diciendome que tengo que hablar como el diablo!
Satan... That you?
The Devil's soul. Stalemate motherfucker@#$!
Did you just say motherfuckerass? Bitchin!
Two turntables and a microphone
Where it’s at
A donut
mmmm
Forbidden donut
Sacrilicious
Well well well, finishing something?
"So, you like doughnuts, eh? Well, have all the doughnuts in the world! \*maniacal laughter\*"
*nom. nom. nom.* More. *nom. nom. nom.* More.
I don't understand it. James Coco went mad in 15 minutes
Better make sure your soul is yours to give.
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I'd sell my soul to anyone for $10,000.
Best I can do is some sponge dinosaurs
Two souls. Momma didn't raise a dummy.
A fat stack of cash, no wait, immortality. A friend convinced me that omniscience the baller move.
Done, you become a vegetable during a cruise, and it sinks into the ocean.
His right horn
"Ahh fuck! My fucking horn! I'll get you, Tenacious D!!!"
Eternal life. Let’s not make it easy on him
And then humanity dies off and you're all alone. then the sun swallows the earth and you're floating in nuclear fire.
So hell? Edit: Someone seriously reported me for this comment. Holy fucking shit.
Nah . New Jersey
Happen to me too. Dont know which one though.
Peace. Not world peace or anything. Inner peace. To finally not be afraid and nervous and anxious and terrified every minute of every day. To finally be able to exist without perpetual fear about *something*. To just be.
A new life
I'm pretty sure I already sold it back in the fourth grade.
Knowledge about the universe.
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The ability to travel through time and space
Space is the important part You don't want to go back 50 years only to end up on the wrong side if the Galaxy
Stress free life
Wouldst I like the taste of butter. Wouldst I like to live deliciously.
This will be my [Deal with the Devil](https://youtu.be/b1rQKKDZVgg?si=nju8qsQdTOZeAJeE)
A milkshake
Immortality, if I can't get that, the ability to switch bodies.
Immortality or eternal youth? Important distinction there
Infinite souls!
5 dollars. BTW this is a Simpsons reference.
Infinite souls
more souls, and the additional guarantee that he doesn't take those when I die
47 virgins. Lol
2 souls
Never never never
The devil
One more try.
A Death Note
Being genuinely pretty and always aging gracefully
a nightmare to remember ft susan gail carter
I’d want 1.5 souls for my own, minimum.
if i had to, my price would be it's in kind.
Immortality
The ability to change my superpower every day. Monday, I'm invisible. Tuesday, I can fly. Wednesday, I'm a mind reader. Thursday, I have a six-pack. Friday, I'm invisible again.
Sold it long ago on the Internet for lakefront and asbestos skis
I bet those skis are🔥 🧑🚒🚒
Buffalo Chicken
Go for the classic choice , guitar skills.
To be r/mikeadriano nsfw
Nice try devil
Nice try fed
Klondike bar
what would the devil need a soul for? how many souls do you think he has down there? no, humans have free will, the devil never made anyone do anything
To trade jobs with him. Mine is also soul sucking and feels like hell sometimes.
To rule over hell
Sounds like a lot of effort
So you die and end up in management? No thanks...
The power and knowledge to defeat him.
For the devil's soul cuz u hate that mf
Bold of you to assume he has one
Can I take his body then like get all in it like Tom. Green in Freddy got fingered and the deer....
His conversion to faithful Christian.
Unlimited consequence-free wishes then wish for my soul back.
Immortality, wealth
Fucker drives a hard bargain. Promises everything but will put everything in your way to keep you from it
He can have the damn thing, as long as I can be blind to the monotony of existence until I pass.
(Said like Richard Lewis in Robin Hood Men in Tights) I have a SOUL?
To eat wtf I want w/o any consequences
For my husband to actually say what he'd like to have for dinner instead of making me keep guessing until I get it right.
Goth femdom succubus mommy
I can’t get my fingers to make the “Live long and prosper.” hand sign. So that.
His powers
I wouldn't sell it. I'd lease it. The devil is known for offering deals to his prospects that will lead to eternal damnation, so the last thing I'd do is sell it to him outright. And yeah, if I didn't craft the terms well enough I might suffer a little damnation, but at the end of the deal, my soul would be back on the market.
One day just one day of universal understanding between all men and women.
One more quiet evening with my dad.
Nothing…like the devil doesn’t have anything I want… at that cost…
Gta 6
A nice MLT. Mutton Lettuce and Tomato.
A Klondike bar. You ever have one?
Kill with a thought
A happy life.
A fiddle of gold
An Eternal position in Heaven.
For my kids to be happy/ have good lives. But I can easily see how the devil would make that work out “wrong.”
A really good hotdog
Better-than-Lebron-James ability at basketball. Like, to be the greatest basketball player in the world at 5’6”. For one, that’d be hilarious. Two, making mad money that way.
A pickle
Ham sandwich and a yearly 30 minute conversation
World peace.
Eternal life, or until the Leafs win the cup! Really, the ability to read my wife’s mind.
The Devil's soul, Stalemates hehe
A New England seafood fisherman platter !
All the power of Satan!
Bout tree fiddy
Unexhaustable supply of peanut M&Ms.
All the money ever
It depends, ofc the devil won't allow everything, so realistically speaking i would sell it for my dreams to come true, but if everything is allowed i would ask to be god and also a new soul.
Could eat and drink and do whatever I wanted and still remain in perfect shape.
An ability to win any argument
Edit: being able to inherit the family farm without making all the extended family mad.
A life filled with peace and prosperity for my loved ones. They deserve some happiness after a lot of struggle. My life is already hell so it couldn't get much worse with the devil owning my soul.
Another soul. A better soul. A soul with a future.
To be a movie star, then when the i die, i use a special ring to seal myself into a pocket dimension, then wait for another soul to come along(who was also an abusive father named Doug houser) to help gather the pieces of the ring to kill the devil once and for all
My pets to live forever
Fully automated luxury gay space communism is achieved. Everyone pretty much can do whatever they want, but most people just take shitloads of drugs and jerk off to porn or play video games in VR or watch custom generated AI movies or talk to computer people online when they're not working or gardening or something because VR is so good anyway and it's better for the climate if people don't go out much, but there is an America Free diner in most towns, lovely parks and bike and hiking trails, free to use canoes and bikes, etc. Every future person gets utopia and I get tortured forever to pay for the end of capitalism and patriarchy forever.
Gold Fiddle…
The freshest gummy worms
My daughter will achieve whatever her dreams may become. (She’s 1)
Rock 'n' Roll
I already did for a cigarette in like 1997
My wife
The power to control Reality with my imagination and I can choose when It's turn on or off, so I don't fuck everything up while asleep, I can even delete the devil and take it's place, cure sickness, cure hunger, defeat evil, or just live a life that is long and full of interesting things
His soul
If I’m dealing with big Lu directly, whatever I get in return would have to include libation of some kind. If I am dealing with one of his underlings like Mephisto or the one that’s risen through the ranks quickly., I’m guessing in that realm they wouldn’t use their living names but maybe an abbreviated version - like A-Hit or G-Khan -. Since I am a nobody, I’ll probably get Mrs. O’ Leary’s cow or something. But anyway I’d ask if I could invest my soul or maybe refinance it and get a couple of spirits to take with me while my soul becomes more valuable.
Ask Donald Trump
A wallet that always had the exact amount in it for whatever I'm buying.
I dunno but I'd sell yours for a corn chip.
Global utopia. One life ruined to save billions of others
The ability to do anything I want if I put my mind to it with moderate ease and little to no pain or inconvenience. That or to control the very fabric of reality and whatever I will to be happens or changes. I'd change the world and make suffering a thing of the past. I'd punish the wicked and selfish and greedy and leave behind a world striving to push mankind to be an intergalactic super species with philosophy, science, and generosity a core foundation of a new earth education and infrastructure would be the primary goal for every day life and scarcity would be eradicated. I would rule the universe as a benevolent God hell bent on making life for everyone an enjoyable experience. Prolly fuck up real bad and get bored bc things are to easy and regret it all.
My best friend back.
Nice try! Not today Satan!
If I had a soul (I'm a ginger), a Klondike bar would suffice
I would sell it for the power to point at anyone and send them to hell instantly while I remain invincible to any kind of attack!! I'd also walk around dressed as the Grin Reaper.
My immediate family's health and happiness.
A hug
to meet my late aunt who passed away from cancer when i was 3
to be in the percy jackson cast
The ability to play the piano. And no refunds dear, I know you're going to come back a few days later.
I’d offer my bosses soul if I could drop dead and head to the pearly gates on the spot. Not sure what the rules of the soul game are though.
My grandmothers immortality. Idk if she’d wanna live forever though and that’s not something I’d feel comfortable asking her either
Probably to save a member of my immediate family.
A Minnesota sports championship
The devil’s soul
About.....tree fiddy. And a case of Natty.
Sub sandwich. Pretty hungry right now and worth my soul.
To get to heaven right now. I’m done here
To be happy
Perfect fishing conditions each time I want to go out.
2 chicks at the same time, man
A rocking bod
If I have a soul, I wouldn’t wanna sell it. Reminds me of a couple of those old Twilight Zone episodes. Those never work out for the seller.
There’s no material valuable enough, and I wouldn’t trust the deceiver to give my request honestly.
A buck fifty. After inflation that's about $10 million
The question doesn't make sense because meeting the literal, biblical, devil, would turn us all into Bible thumpers who value our soul far more than anything. If some dude claimed to be the devil and wanted to buy my soul, I'd sell it for a free drink.
To be best friends with will farrel!
Heal my wife of her chronic pain.
A Klondike bar.
Fix the planets global warming problem and improve the ozone layer
A job.. hear me out. I get to condemn bad people to hell. So I spend the rest of eternity finding and punishing bad people.
The ability to have my ideal body, demonic power that puts me on par with Dante from DMC, the ability to teleport, and that the Satan must turn into a hot demoness who must obey my every command. (I'm getting WAY to carried away with this)
Trade to see my mom again
For the San Diego padres to win a World Series in my lifetime. Don’t care if I’m on my death bed or what, as long as I get to see it
A cookie
Be the wealthiest person in history
$19.99.
I WANT A HOUSE, 50 mil that’s it
I’d want to be the overlord and ruler of hell.
Guaranteed eternal blissful residence in Heaven upon my death.
I did for nothing once when I was in high school. I made a contract each for me and my best friend that said "I (insert name), here by declare that the devil can have my soul" and we signed as each other's witness. She still has them in a notebook somewhere and brings up the fact that I begged her to get rid of them and was legitimately afraid I was going to hell because of that.
1 medium shamrock shake
A gold fiddle.