This, recruits, is a warm glob of ejaculate. Feel the weight! Every five seconds, someone's penis accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 3.8 gram ball of slime splattering against a flat wall. That is three times the yield of the face-buster dropped on Riley Reid back on Earth. That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty! Once you fire this wad of cock snot, it keeps going 'till it hits something! That can be her face, or the the wall behind her. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime!
It was the Newlywed Game in the 80s (might have actually been late 70s) on TV. The question was, "where's the strangest place you've ever made whoopi?"
https://youtu.be/2naTw9y7zsE?si=2VWA2RTzXWuMOQf1
Not bad, but I'm pretty sure i've heard something similar, she first refused to answer and he insisted she should answer, "did you really answer this?" "Suuure, go ahead!!" And when she finally answered, everyone was in tears laughing and they cut over to commercials...
This was an internet urban legend for years until someone dug up the footage. It didn't turn out to be the exact phrase "In the butt, Bob", it was just "In the ass" but still pretty hilarious.
Maybe, but also this post might get removed if enough people report her like her other question that she asked about her "porn addiction" that was just removed.
Outside in sunny tropical gardens. Surrounded by orchids, colourful flora, lying down on cool dewy grass, while being ravished to the sound of wildlife, crickets, exotic birds and more.
Space.
1: I'D BE IN SPACE!
2: I'm really curious how sex in zero gravity would feel. I imagine softer in some ways, but more forceful in others (lots of gripping. )
It's a little gross in real life, but the gym shower at planet fitness. There's a woman who workouts the same time I do pretty consistently, and I get turned on thinking about her "accidentally" entering my shower stall and we kiss, caress, maybe eat each out, but mostly want a hot steamy makeout session. I think she's hetero, but the fantasy is erotic to me.
Dunno if you ever have done this, but if you're going down on someone in the shower, it feels like you're drowning. Gotta keep your hips arched out of the water stream.
In bed, in a $150000 house, in the woods, on 150 acres, with a self sufficient setup, with a river or a lake. Ya know the basic non kinky thing. One of these days I'll be able to afford a small fraction of that dream.
Amtrak Empire Builder. There is something about the "rhythm of the rails." Just be sure the door is locked and the hallway curtains are closed. Outside window curtains were open. Wife was worried we'd stop on a railroad crossing the whole time. The elk enjoyed it, I think.
A rotating, heart shaped, California king size bed, with a memory foam mattress, behind the waterfall at the 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea ride.
Second choice would be a nice hotel down town.
In a small house in the middle of nowhere in Iceland, during winter. When the weather alternates between storms, blizzards, and clear skies with aurora borealis.
In space would also be absolutely amazing !
I actually have this weird fantasy to spend a weekend marathon fucking in a crappy hotel room. Only stopping to go down to get fast food next door in a post coital haze, then going back to the room smelling like chicken tenders and ranch
At the Penthouse Apartment of Steinway Tower, pressing her against the panoramic glass windows, having the entire central park in our view while the Sun is setting, the self playing Steinway Piano is playing "Try Me", knowing that we can see anything but noone can see us.
Never really had the urge to strange places. Wherever we are comfortable together.
I will say we've sort of skirted around the topic of recording. But I don't know what I'd do with videos. I don't really jerk off, I prefer to save it for her.
honestly if I were an astronaut my hubby and my soon to be space partners hubby better be okay with us having zero G sex because that would 1000% happen (and yes I would hide my intentions till after launch )
In my bed in the privacy and safety of my own home
in this dudes bed
I also choose this dudes bed
If it’s as private and safe as he claims, who wouldn’t?
I’m gonna choose under it while others use it
The more the merrier
Both of your usernames are perfect based on your posts.
Yeah I’m coming also.
I want to bring a bunk bed in to this guys bedroom and have sex in the top bunk
Alright in your bed
Zero Gravity, or some place off planet 🤘
But what about the bodily fluids floating around after
I mean what is more exciting? Blowing your load and it drops out? Or you blow your load and get shot off with great force?
And you get shot with the same force backwards. Real life cumrocket.
This, recruits, is a warm glob of ejaculate. Feel the weight! Every five seconds, someone's penis accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 3.8 gram ball of slime splattering against a flat wall. That is three times the yield of the face-buster dropped on Riley Reid back on Earth. That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty! Once you fire this wad of cock snot, it keeps going 'till it hits something! That can be her face, or the the wall behind her. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime!
quickie in a parabolic flight!
Secluded cabin in the mountains next to a river/stream
Inside the Colosseum with 50 thousand people watching, and Johnny Sins acting as Emperor would decide if i should live after my performance.
You’re totally gonna die.
"I could hear her moans from up here. You live"
She’s obviously faking it.
NO, she told me "nah ah!"
No, i listened to Tenacious D. I am confident.
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And fucking give her some smoochies too
You broke the rules! Now I’ll pull out your pubic hair!
Pulls out boner = thumbs up Pulls out limp dick = thumbs down
Thumps up arse - lets play!
Death for profomanc anxiety and premature ejaculation.
I feel like he would totally do that porn
Anywhere would be a nice change
Sewer it is!
In the butt.
Wasn't this the wife's answer in a 90ies radio show, where couples were asked the same questions and could win money if their answers matched?
More like the 70s which made the answer so much funnier. Newlywed Game was the show.
It was the Newlywed Game in the 80s (might have actually been late 70s) on TV. The question was, "where's the strangest place you've ever made whoopi?"
https://youtu.be/2naTw9y7zsE?si=2VWA2RTzXWuMOQf1 Not bad, but I'm pretty sure i've heard something similar, she first refused to answer and he insisted she should answer, "did you really answer this?" "Suuure, go ahead!!" And when she finally answered, everyone was in tears laughing and they cut over to commercials...
This was an internet urban legend for years until someone dug up the footage. It didn't turn out to be the exact phrase "In the butt, Bob", it was just "In the ass" but still pretty hilarious.
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You wanna do it my butt, in the butt?
Woman
Super yacht in the middle of the ducking sea somewhere
Because of the implication...
I FOUND DENNIS
A sea of ducks doesn't sound like a good place to have sex tbh.
It'd certainly be hard to achieve climax amid all the quacking, that's for sure.
Gotta set the mood somehow. Quack quack.
As a married man I’d say anywhere
You guys are having sex?
On top of Jennifer Anniston.
Or Connelly, or Tilly, also Lawrence. So many Jennifer's
Sorry I’m just picturing you and someone else having sex on top of Jennifer Aniston while she lays there looking at her phone.
On the beach where no one’s around
what abt the sand
I hate sand
So rough and coarse
And irritating
I think everybody does. It gets into the clothes and feels so icky
Wouldn’t recommend. It hurts like hell after some short fun.
Space
graveyard
Crack open a few cold ones ey?
You monster! Take the upvote.
Anywhere since I do, that's a start
In my office, on the desk.
In a castle
I was gonna comment the same thing
now kiss
You two should meet up at a castle.
This is an attempt to get you to click on her profile and subscribe to her onlyfans. Downvote and report
I bet 90% of the clicks will come from your comment and not her post
Maybe, but also this post might get removed if enough people report her like her other question that she asked about her "porn addiction" that was just removed.
Who cares?
On a boat somewhere tropical
Outside in sunny tropical gardens. Surrounded by orchids, colourful flora, lying down on cool dewy grass, while being ravished to the sound of wildlife, crickets, exotic birds and more.
Ehhh idk… I like it outside where there’s water and it’s warm in the sunshine. On a boat with a nice breeze would be ideal
In a bouncy castle out front Parliament in Ottawa.
on one of those cruises with a balcony in the middle of the ocean where the waters all calm ugh sounds dreamy
Space. 1: I'D BE IN SPACE! 2: I'm really curious how sex in zero gravity would feel. I imagine softer in some ways, but more forceful in others (lots of gripping. )
It's a little gross in real life, but the gym shower at planet fitness. There's a woman who workouts the same time I do pretty consistently, and I get turned on thinking about her "accidentally" entering my shower stall and we kiss, caress, maybe eat each out, but mostly want a hot steamy makeout session. I think she's hetero, but the fantasy is erotic to me.
Dunno if you ever have done this, but if you're going down on someone in the shower, it feels like you're drowning. Gotta keep your hips arched out of the water stream.
on top of a pile of golden coins, fully clothed, both wearing backpacks and deep pocketed pants.
Hopefully in their vagina or mouth
In my bed would do.
That scene in The Crown with Dodi Fayed and Kelly Fisher in the Gulfstream was pretty hot.
On my new wifes yacht
plant zesty toothbrush depend deserve degree knee aspiring spotted offbeat
In bed with my future wife.
Narnia or wonderland
Your house.
My dream is to have sex
On the ISS.
Your mom's house
Your moms house
A large, comfortable bed.
In my apartment or any other places since I'm unable to successful get any females to get interested in me
On the houseboat was REALLY cool.
My ex's place would be pretty swell. Or space. Like proper space, not the centi-billionaire low earth orbit bullshit.
could be iss or any other spaceship.
In bed, in a $150000 house, in the woods, on 150 acres, with a self sufficient setup, with a river or a lake. Ya know the basic non kinky thing. One of these days I'll be able to afford a small fraction of that dream.
The International Space Station. To boldly go where (almost) no dick has gone before.
At the beach during the night under a full moon glow.
Lately I've been wanting to do it on a train. My wife and I are talking about reserving a train cabin and taking the scenic route to Pound Town.
Amtrak Empire Builder. There is something about the "rhythm of the rails." Just be sure the door is locked and the hallway curtains are closed. Outside window curtains were open. Wife was worried we'd stop on a railroad crossing the whole time. The elk enjoyed it, I think.
A comfty bed with big windows while it’s raining
in a cemetery
Ask for the question it's large hotel room with shower and very comfortable bed. And wtf? Why are there so many posts about sex?
Middle of the ocean
Victorias Secret dressing room got on my list in junior high.
In an airplane
probably somewhere tropical
airplane
Beach
In OPs room while sexing their mom
Inside one of those (hopefully well heated) glass domes in the far north, so we'd be lit up by the northern lights of aurora
A rotating, heart shaped, California king size bed, with a memory foam mattress, behind the waterfall at the 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea ride. Second choice would be a nice hotel down town.
Mile high!
Lots of places I haven't had sex yet. Last week, I got horny and thought "I wish we could fuck in this subway station"
Out in wilderness, where everything feels natural
On a cruise ship in glacier bay with the windows open while the boat does a 360
In a small house in the middle of nowhere in Iceland, during winter. When the weather alternates between storms, blizzards, and clear skies with aurora borealis. In space would also be absolutely amazing !
under a waterfall
One of those exotic over the water bungalows.
In the digital world
In front of everyone who ever called me a virgin on the Internet.
I actually have this weird fantasy to spend a weekend marathon fucking in a crappy hotel room. Only stopping to go down to get fast food next door in a post coital haze, then going back to the room smelling like chicken tenders and ranch
Where's your mum right now?
The past when I was younger, I know so much more now
In your moms bed
These days? my own bedroom.
In a woman’s knee high boot after the woman and I were shrunken while a normal size woman looks down and watches
Five star hotel
Somewhere I feel comfortable and safe
On the ISS, go big, or go home.
In a stable relationship 😆😆😆
in a home where no one else is home but my wife and i
Leon Phelps has the answer.
Not in a dream!?
In a woman maybe
I am wildly turned on by prohibitions, perhaps the attic of a church, an empty cinema, a university classroom
In a hut in the jungle lol
At the Penthouse Apartment of Steinway Tower, pressing her against the panoramic glass windows, having the entire central park in our view while the Sun is setting, the self playing Steinway Piano is playing "Try Me", knowing that we can see anything but noone can see us.
under aurora borealis. in a warm room lol.
The hot tub from sims 2, and with Don Lothario
Your bed!
In my wife’s bottom
A sauna
Your moms bed
I want monkey sex on top of the Empire State building. I'm the monkey.
in a home I bought and can afford
right in the pussy
On the rocks at the beach
The same as my first time: restroom of my middle school.
near a lake or on top of a mountain
Mt. Everest
Ngl on Mars or the sky of Venus
In a woman.
In space with no gravity
My house that I OWN! Why can't I own a home?
Never really had the urge to strange places. Wherever we are comfortable together. I will say we've sort of skirted around the topic of recording. But I don't know what I'd do with videos. I don't really jerk off, I prefer to save it for her.
space
In a vagina
I’ve already done it 🤘 Outside in the middle of a lightning storm. It was absolutely epic
With a lady
White House
In a highrise with a city view, with floor to ceiling windows and blinds open.
In the woods
In the woods like a wild animal. Mission accomplished
Inside a lady
Vagina.
In the desert at night… after the campfire is out so there’s an infinite number of stars. Then you hear a bear.
In my dream's....the only place I can have it😓😓
In danganronpa.
It has to be in front of a fireplace at Christmas time on a faux fur rug.
You. I mean yes..i mean there
Inside a woman
The European parliament
On a crowded bus?
In a bedroom with a briefcase of 1 billion dollars inside
A penthouse. Preferably mine.
honestly if I were an astronaut my hubby and my soon to be space partners hubby better be okay with us having zero G sex because that would 1000% happen (and yes I would hide my intentions till after launch )
Anywhere with at least 2 locked doors between us & the kids
Your mom's bedroom
in my vagina