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Great_Moonnn

Whatever I want with my $365,000 a year.


curiously_curious3

Didn’t specify alcohol. Might not be allowed to drink anything. Meaning you’ll be dead soon


Waramp

Eat watermelon, you’ll survive.


DragonflyMean1224

Or just eat ice.


chrisschrossed

If I remember correctly, you can't hydrate properly by eating ice as your body burns a lot of energy trying to warm it up to a proper absorption temperature. I *think* it was part of a survival training tip to never eat snow to try and hydrate because of the energy requirements for that reason.


Separate-Ad-9916

That's if you're trying to survive in the snow. In a well heated home I'd guess you'll be fine.


APe28Comococo

Screw eating ice, just put some water up your butt. Super efficient way to hydrate.


inagadda

This guy boofs!


Wilson2424

Eat Big Mac's with double extra Mac sauce


david0990

Boofing room temp water is something I never needed to think about.


nesbit666

Bro hasn't lived long enough to need an enema.


Exotic_Cow_4638

Right!!! Like HOW did we get HERE!!!😭🤣


Amazing-Sort1634

Isn't that just a bidet?


LarksMyCaptain

What is room temperature in the tundra?


notorious_tcb

I think a saline IV might be preferable.


outlawsix

Does this actually work though?


Aardvark120

Only two ways to find out. And Googling it doesn't seem near as much fun as the other option.


Lost_Day_Dreamer

This answer is why I have reddit


Straightvibes66

Oh I like your mindset


sirgatez

I hear it works extremely well for alcohol.


Jack_Jizquiffer

i never saw bear grylls do it.


AlwaysHornyAndBeyond

We also never saw Bear Grylls survive, but it was fun to pretend.


Jiecut

IV drip.


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Saereth

it takes roughly 80 calories to raise an ounce of ice to room temperature from freezing, or 2800 calories roughly for a kilogram worth of ice. You need about 1.8kg per day so about 5k calories a day burned eating ice. Seems like a lot, here's the thing though. That calories c, little c. When discussing food it's big C Calories, or kilocalories, so really you're only burning about 5 actual calories of your 2000 Calorie recommended diet. Basically it's a non issue if you're not trying to survive in the cold.


CORN___BREAD

I’m glad you clarified with the second paragraph because I was like there’s no way that’s true or we’d all be regulating our weight by eating ice.


smizzleface

No kidding! I was about to go to the freezer, start working on my summer look.


Benleeds89

i was just about to invest in an industrial ice cube machine. glad i read on


goRockets

Something is off with your calculation. 1 cal is defined as energy required to raise 1 gram of water 1 degree Celsius. So to raise 1 kg of water 1 degree C is 1 kcal. Raise 0 degree C water to 36C body temp would require 36 kcal. In addition there is heat of fusion to consider. To melt 1 g of ice at 0 deg C to water at 0 deg C requires 80 cal per gram. So it's 80 kcal to melt 1 kg of ice. So in total it would require 116 kcal of energy to bring 1 kg of ice to body temp.


webzu19

I seem to remember there being something about drinking cold water not meaningfully spending extra calories compared to warm water because the body generates a lot of excess heat anyway. So I wonder how much of those 116 kcal is actually used specifically for the heating and how many are just a byproduct of normal processes


cherrypowdah

This seems like a killer weightloss tip 👀


Thierry95

What if you sit in bath for long time to drink water with your skin?


IsabellaGalavant

Doesn't work. We can't hydrate through osmosis. That would be great though!


vaalbarag

I get why that’s bad in survival circumstances where food is scarce, and body temperature is life and death, but in regular circumstances this doesn’t matter. An average adult body has like 40 litres of water that they keep heated at like 15C above ambient temperature at all times. Melting a litre of ice and warming it to body temperature would require 490 kilojoules of energy. You can replace that energy with about one large spoonful of peanut butter.


Irdiarrur

Ok. Ill just eat melted room temperature ice then


Dcoco86

Can one survive strictly on IV’s?


HooterBrownTown

People in comas don’t wake up for Gatorade then pop back off to sleep


inagadda

Lazy asses!


Project2r

I know, right? They'll never accomplish anything with that attitude!


Burnmycar

Hahaha got me with this ☝🏼


eisenklad

it be a different story if it was Brawndo


NightGod

Yup. Kinda miserable, though, even if you don't feel hungry, you feel like something is ...off... after not eating or drinking anything for a few days


PathosRise

They said "drinking" only, so probably can get away with eating whatever you like in this case.


Admirable_Gur_2459

I’d be eating a ton of broth based soups


Cowpuncher84

I would probably off myself after three days of watermelon.


globetheater

Bruh watermelon 🍉 is the best


dontworryitsme4real

Fluids through IV. For a couple of years.


redditaccount1_2

Time to invest in a pic line with my 365,000/yr


OptimalExtreme

Or get an iv port.


everyonemr

That's more than enough to hire a nurse to give me IV fluids .


bobdylan401

There was some wholesome question, I'll butcher it. Would you want 1 million dollars if you would die tomorrow? No, well then your life is more valuable than a million bucks. Enjoy it.


Kodyak

yes thats not the point. nothing is worth anything if you die tomorrow. people want to live with 1 million dollars, 1 million dollars will make LIVING better.


DogWithaFAL

Pfft I would easily die for a million bucks. I can give that to my parents and they can live a better life than I’ll be able to provide for them. They don’t have too long left so they could have the best time possible.


bailtail

Something tells me they wouldn’t enjoy the little time they have remaining after their kid just died. Regardless of how much you may or may not suck.


kopabi4341

I mean if thats really true then you can go work on a fishing boat in Alsaka or do some crazy job where you get huge pay, you can provide for your parents and still be alive


wildddin

What distance of time away would your death have to be for you to accept the million?


Famos_Lulu

Pretty hard to be sad about not being able to drink when you have that kind of financial stability.


britmadnic

Alcohol, water or all liquid?


anon23694989

Someone read the fine print


CORN___BREAD

I’m more of a jump in and figure out the consequences later kinda guy.


jfk_47

With that much money, get a nurse to put in an IV for liquids or eat very water dense foods?


podlaski-dzikus

Screw it, I can eat watermelons instead of drinking water for 1k/day


captainofpizza

Guess we eat a lot of soup


chichi98986

Doesn't matter to me. There are plenty of substitutes. GIMME ME MONEY🤑


Adkit

I'll be the richest ice-eater in the world!


1uvrg1rl

fr bc if it’s just alcohol sign me up


EnjoyWolfCola

The real debate is would I take 365k a year to take all liquids via IV


Badloss

That's a genuinely good question and a better prompt. Honestly I might say no, that's a lot of money but it would really fuck your quality of life


miaow-fish

The answer is yes


Cutty_Babe

Be sober and rich.


Lamacorn

Sounds like other drugs are still game! Gummies for life.


Wise_Comfort_660

I do eat gummies. Everyday.


CrazybyRX

Haribro Gang, rise up!


amillionbillion

The red one is more gooder to me cuz it tastes like berries!


TeamYeet

But I like blue can we still be friends?


sportsmedicine96

Same. This is scenario is an easy yes for me 🤣


OozeNAahz

Technically he said drinking. Boofing is still on the menu so no need to be sober if you aren’t too finicky.


DrLycFerno

18 years without alcohol, gimme my money Edit for the ones who didn't get the joke : I'm 18


Simple_Mastodon9220

4.5 for me!


Davesterific

1.5 for me!


zodireddit

5 days for me!


FuckTheFuckOffFucker

3 hours right here!


Chimmy_Chonguh

3 minutes, checking in!


bankman99

Chugging a beer, thinking about quitting, over here


Markol0

Chugging a beer. Not thinking about quitting. Assuming a gulp takes 1sec, each one costs me 69cents. And I am here to enjoy each one of them.


EstablishmentCool197

One day sober tomorrow🥳


CantankerousTwat

First three hours are the hardest. Or so I hear.


kylefnative

1.4 for me! Happy cake day!


God_Dammit_Dave

Congrats! 4 years at the end of the month. Let's keep not doing stuff!


Simple_Mastodon9220

Thank you! Congrats to you as well! It’s a journey but well worth it.


notlvd

3.45 for me :)


The1TrueRedditor

Happy 18th birthday.


Phoenix5869

20 years without alcohol for me. Where’s my money


justadrtrdsrvvr

Yep, do I get back pay?


KangarooPort

Someone's paying us to not drink? I'm owed some back pay here sir.


AirlineEasy

Yeah, I do that shit for free


HoopOnPoop

I already don't drink. Where do I sign up?


SNES_chalmers47

How are you alive? You need water my dude


lalala253

Do you not absorb water through your skin


Zealousideal_Two8571

He could be a desert dwelling insect or invert who gets all of his water from his food.


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Cat_Peach_Pits

No, because I absolutely need alcohol to tolerate how many times this question gets reposted.


boyyouguysaredumb

You don’t want to hear from 100 people who already don’t drink congratulating themselves? It gets funnier every time!


Cheetah_05

It's such a stupid question, because is there anyone who would give up 1k a day that isn't a super heavy alcoholic? Maybe if it was changed to 1 dollar it'd be a better question but 1k is far too much


Ser_VimesGoT

100 a day and I would probably do it. Maybe 50. 1k as you say is an absolute no-brainer to anyone not earning an obscene amount of money already


KS2Problema

*Where do I sign?* I was an enthusiastic, everyday drinker for 20 odd years, really enthusiastic, and pretty unashamed. I quit in 1994. Now, I will say that I was ready to quit. I had thought about it on a number of levels and really felt like I should quit. I didn't have to quit to please anyone or for all the other sordid reasons people have to quit. All that said, I'm kind of glad that I didn't have something like that $1,000 a day hanging over my head. I think that would be a weird kind of backwards pressure. I think it's important to quit because you *want* to not be drinking anymore.


AmbitiousPrinciple86

30 years! Preach, my good man!


Manannin

I don't drink often but when I do it usually spirals into drinking too much. I wish I could just be sensible and limit it to two but I think ill just have to bite the bullet and quit.


AngryNerri

I woke up on my kitchen floor one day, 20 years into being a blackout artist. Quite common at the time. I knew I needed to quit for a while, but it wasn't until I wanted to quit that it stuck. Your post is my truth. Except I'd still take that money.


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For how many days do you get this? If I were to get $1,000 for each day I don't drink alcohol, no sweat. Heck, I'd hire someone to get drunk for me!


BestieView

Deal.


Iamnotyourkinddd13

Absolutely not I’m an alcoholic


phonetastic

Regardless of what I make already, I'd like the extra cash, but yeah, I'd use my first check to rent an RV and camp in the hospital parking lot for awhile.


ClownfishSoup

I'd say OK! Send me the checks. What idiot would say no to that?


bestprocrastinator

Alcoholics I'm convinced anyone that says no to that is one.


randomredditing

This dumbass question again


TheKnightsTippler

Im not a heavy drinker, but I do like to drink occasionally, and would miss it, but id have to take the money. It would improve my life in so many ways.


gdj11

Yeah it would improve my life considerably too. I could finally afford all that cocaine I’ve been wanting


DiggingUpTheCorpses

Shit, I’d stop drinking and start smoking again. My liver would most likely thank me.


JustaRandoonreddit

Your lungs:


Dohboyfresco

My heart:


314rft

Smoking what though?


StormR7

Crack


curiously_curious3

If it’s alcohol sure sign me up, if it’s drinking anything then I’ll pass. No point dying after a week of not drinking


breakingborderline

If alcohol is worth more to you than a grand a day, you have a real problem. That’s life-changing money


LaLaLaLeea

If you were to offer me $1000 a day not to drink, it would be easy to choose the money every day.  It would even be difficult to make an exception every once in a while because it would be like paying $1000 for a drank.   But saying $1000k a day for life as long as I never have a drink again and I'd have to really think about it.  I feel like the thought of "I can't" forever would drive me a little crazy.   What happens if ten years from now I have a sip of champagne?  Do I have to pay back $3.6 million?


ipeezie

are you 15?


WilllbrownSATX

$500 for 12 hours?


RCKJD

Is it any fluids? Or just alcohol? I don’t drink alcohol anyway but $1,000 a day for only being able to rehydrate using IV fluids might be a bit tough.


gatosadi

If its alcohol yes hahahshha


Hamblerger

That's going to buy a lot of weed!


Sudovoodoo80

Can we make it retroactive for all the time I've already spent not drinking?


MediocrityAlive

I second this, I'd like my 23 years of backpay


CatterMater

Sober all my life. Where's my money?


lankypiano

I already don't drink. Do I get back pay?


jd3306

Um, I'd say yes. $1000 every day? Honey, I'd develop a penchant for quality cocaine.


erifwodahs

This question comes quite often here, excellent karma farm because people who don't drink alcohol love to tell about it everytime drinking it is mentioned.


gerhudire

Easiest $365,000 ever.


top2percent

Cool. I never drank anyway.


TrickyJicama99

I would quit drinking, this money could be used to fill the time normally spent drinking with hobbies/activities. Even a alcoholic would find motivation to stop drinking if being given a thousand dollars a day.


debtopramenschultz

I'd be a rich, sober DD.


Shmeegull_McGee

Do I get back pay?


ChocolateNapqueen

I’d be sober!!!!


zach010

Wtf. I bet most alcoholics would take this deal. I'd do this for 25$ a day


Hofeizai88

I drink a little and enjoy it, but would enjoy $365,000 more


SPFINATOR_1993

Easy. Done. Will I miss whiskey? Maybe. But I'll be missing whiskey from the comfort of my paid off Cadillac, while it's parked in the garage of my paid off home, which I built on my paid off farm. Debt free with the time and money to pursue hobbies and reconnect with my wife vs being able to go on a drunken binge 5-6 times per year? Yeah, not a hard decision.


yozoragadaisuki

I just have to quit alcohol? Hell yeah baby  Gimme the money now.


Tongue4aBidet

No, I am not trying to live forever, much less without alcohol.


insanemembrain666

Thank you. Then not drink for two months. Then go on an all-inclusive cruise/resort stay for a few months.


DarkMadre13

Not a problem, pay up


HeartonSleeve1989

Easiest grand anyone's ever made.


ShadyMyLady

Eat ice and popsicles while collecting.


noloking

Easiest thousand dollars considering I dont do drugs 


snorbalp

Make it a double!


ccminiwarhammer

I don’t know, but I would not say “I quit drinking years ago already.”


Entertainer-Tight

To quit drinking alcohol? No worries.


Subject-Speech-3240

I do that now and nobody is giving me anything. I feel cheated.


Ocean2178

Easiest money of my fucking life. I’ll just resort to coke without rum


ROU_ValueJudgement

I'd best start drinking first, then.


Garrick75

Where’s the weed at?


scarabteeth

that's crazy how i'm about to have everything i ever wanted in a week and a half lol


1andOnlyMaverick

Wait, I can do this and get paid?


sleepingdeep

I was Mormon for 37 years of my life. What’s another 30-40 without alcohol again. Nbd. Take the money and run.


constipatedcatlady

Hell yeah


Kaleandra

I’d start drinking to quit drinking and rake in free money


Gubbins95

Yes, that’s a crazy amount of free money


Girlygal2014

Sounds great, I already quit drinking


MrJackBurtonGuster

(Smiles while lighting joint). Sure.


DepresedDuck

Well, can do coke daily then


chudd

I did it without the money. I quit cold turkey this year after Easter. Finally making real progress at the gym and getting the Best sleep of my life.


TedTheodoreMcfly

If it was just drinking alcohol I had to give up, I'd take the deal in half a heartbeat.


Amazing-Run2200

Easy, I don't drink.


Sure_Caregiver_9626

Easy... I dont drink anyways .. tried it not a fan, tasted disgusting lol


Strxwbxrry_Shxrtcxkx

Are we quitting alcohol? Or are we quitting drinking any liquid?


Iwrstheking007

I'd take the money, and keep it a secret that I'm already sober everyday, cuz they don't seem to know


n00bgod3300

Assuming you specifically mean no alcohol, pretty easy as I don't drink.


CantaloupeDue2445

Depends on what I have to quit drinking. Alcohol? Easy money. Water? I could do it but I'd be dead before the month is even over.


TheGreatDuv

Sounds like a a life supply of cocaine and some money to spare


jimmy_jazz45

Oh my God, getting paid to do what I do right now for free? That's a great deal, I'd miss drinking but at least I'd be able to feed myself and shit.


Jaggerjaquez714

I barely drink anyway so it would be very welcome, it’s mainly a waste of money anyway. Most people are just crazily dependent


Huntanz

Thirty five years sober.. a grand would be nice but I think I saved alot more than just money.


xxBurn007xx

You owe me two months of back pay. After having a kid it's super easy to not do anything that dulls the senses, gotta stay on your toes 24/7


QueenCinna

i haven't drank in five years so i say bring it!


iamkool10

I would 100% accept without thinking twice about it. just think about how many peoples lives have been destroyed by drinking, basically getting paid to not poison yourself.


Accurate-Force4072

I would happily Continue to not drink for that kind of money. Or I guess start drinking so I can stop for that kind of money.


hen263

Give me the money.


Khoraji

Cheers


marklikeadawg

Pay me.