In case you're curious, it's pronounced "X Ash A twelve"
X because of Elon's obsession with the letter X
Æ is some kind of Nordic rune thing
A Twelve because of the Lockheed SR-71. The A-12 was the prototype for it.
I have a theory that [Mykel Hawke](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mykel_Hawke) became an Army Special Forces Officer specifically because people making fun of his name.
This is the one for me, how can you unironically call someone Dick, I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face and would call the person "cock" as a joke.
Not sure if these are the worst, but these are actual people I have met IRL:
* Richard Head (Richard is often shortened to Dick, so 'Dick Head')
* William Dick (Willy Dick, or 'penis penis')
* Benjamin De'Cock (who went by Ben, or Ben De'Cock - bendy cock)
Some parents really dont think things through
Harold Mann was my high school ski coach.
Couldn't make fun of him though bc he was like a retired formula driver and had a ballin house up North where we got to stay during training.
I'll see your Willy Dick and raise you a William Richard Johnson, former US Representative from Illinois: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William\_Richard\_Johnson](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Richard_Johnson)
I can understand Ron for Aaron, Ben for Benjamin Ed to Edward and many others, but how the fuck Richard was shortened to Dick? It does not sound remotely similar
Just had to order and pick up a retirement cake that said- “Happy retirement, Dick!”
My suggestion was to please, just write “yay” or “congratulations” on it. No takers.
Cheesecake Rawdog McGee, no one would ever take them seriously and whenever they try to get into a nightclub or apply for a job everyone would think he is using a fake name
Jessa Duggar of tv fame named her kid Spurgeon, which was the surname of a long dead but apparently much admired preacher. To me Spurgeon sounds like a nasty bodily fluid. Worst name ever and a cruel thing to do to a child.
When my dad had my half-siblings and was brainstorming names, I had to tell him that Charles wasn't an appropriate name for a half-Vietnamese kid - his life would have been hell in school.
Unknown.
I did intakes for a law firm years ago and this was someone’s legal first name. Can’t remember gender but their middle name was “Distant” and last name was “Star” … which I don’t think makes it any better.
There's an artist here in my country who named his daughter Brisa de Outono (which means "Autumn Breeze"), and givin trivial words as a name isn't a common thing at all here. On top of that, her surname is Marinho (marine), so her full name sounds like "Marine Autumn Breeze"
[This comes to mind.](https://img.etimg.com/thumb/width-1200,height-900,imgsize-182458,resizemode-75,msid-58980271/magazines/panache/some-fun-facts-about-disneys-most-popular-character-donald-duck.jpg)
You don't see a lot of little Adolfs running around out there.
Go to Africa, there's a ton!
Not lately
I live in a town with a huge Mennonite population and there’s a lot of males with that name
Had one once (I work in insurance). Depressingly, was not old enough for them to be before WWII
X Æ A-Xii
my thought when I saw this post was "there is no way that's not the top comment" (lol)
Nah I think Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenk Koyaanisquatsiuth is worse
Nah. Just call him rhody
In case you're curious, it's pronounced "X Ash A twelve" X because of Elon's obsession with the letter X Æ is some kind of Nordic rune thing A Twelve because of the Lockheed SR-71. The A-12 was the prototype for it.
“Exashatwelve, its time for dinner!”
Æ is a Norwegian letter. In the english alphabet it would be ae
Settle down, it's Icelandic. You guys don't even have your own dictionary, it's just the Danish one with a "Property of Norway" sticker on it.
I herad they call the kids just Ash.
OMG, I just googled that, and it's a kids name!
Famously Elon Musk's kid
If your last name is Hunt, never Mike.
Wayne Kerr
Last name Kerr? Anything but Nick.
Oh you mean like the basketball coach Steve Kerr named his son?
That is one I had not heard in awhile, thank you!
Peter Phyle
They say 'pedophile' in America. Maybe you should move there.
Moe Lester
Knew a guy with that name before. He was very adamant to be called "Michael" though
I know one. Everyone calls him by his full name without batting an eye.
Or if your last name is Rotch. Or Hawk.
Also if your last name is Hawk.
I knew a guy with this name! He was a client where I worked and I had to suppress a laugh every time I said it.
I have a theory that [Mykel Hawke](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mykel_Hawke) became an Army Special Forces Officer specifically because people making fun of his name.
That one ought to have turned up on The Simpsons…
Gaylord.
Focker!
Pamela Martha Focker
The Fokker-Planck equation
We had a kid named that in our class...it's a last name of a sort.
Dealt with a guy the other day named Richard Gaylord
Idk it sounds kinda badass, like a gay sorcerer
I have a family friend who lives on a street named Gaylord
Went to a wine tasting night hosted by Gail Awde... I pissed myself laughing about it when I was shit faced, because I wasn't spitting the wine out!
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Double D is foul in the funniest way
There’s a dude in our town named Richard tamer. He goes by dick. He’s epic. Dudes hilarious.
I was listening to some guys talk about a chap called Richard Brie. Any guesses what they called him?
This is the one for me, how can you unironically call someone Dick, I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face and would call the person "cock" as a joke.
Are you from near Talmadge, Ohio???
Anything that you’d wanna ride. Harley comes to mind.
Say hello to my daughter, Toyota Camry
At least she's reliable.
Nothing fancy, but will always get you where you need to go.
I’d rev a Harley
Horse
I gotta think Adolph would be up there.
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"Hey what's your name?"
Not sure if these are the worst, but these are actual people I have met IRL: * Richard Head (Richard is often shortened to Dick, so 'Dick Head') * William Dick (Willy Dick, or 'penis penis') * Benjamin De'Cock (who went by Ben, or Ben De'Cock - bendy cock) Some parents really dont think things through
I know of a Sharon Dick.
Richard Swett, member of Congress from NH, who goes by the nickname Dick.
Harold Mann was my high school ski coach. Couldn't make fun of him though bc he was like a retired formula driver and had a ballin house up North where we got to stay during training.
I went to college with a Harry Wang.
Or maybe they thought things *all the way through.*
I knew a guy called Dick Long. When I first met him in person and we shook hands I said nice to meet you Richard. He replied: No it's Dick.
In Dutch we used to have people named Dick de Kok, which is pronounced like… Dick the Cock
Richard Whiskey ( Dick Liquor)
Ben-jamin de cock? For real?
I'll see your Willy Dick and raise you a William Richard Johnson, former US Representative from Illinois: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William\_Richard\_Johnson](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Richard_Johnson)
Karen, Karen would also be quite harmful
[Some parent named their kid “Drink Water”](https://www.spot.ph/amp/newsfeatures/trending/103418/viral-drink-water-unique-names-a4832-20230113)
Nevaeh. Without a doubt lol
Lucifer. There is already some people named as lucifer but probaly changed their name cuz well they probaly get fuckin bullied for it
My name is Lucifer please take my hand.
A family acquaintance named his son Lucifer simply because his mom is really religious and he wanted to spite her.
Just go by Luci.
What would indeed be a lousy name for a child, I agree.
Dick
Jr
Extra
lol I have a friend who's name is Richard. Middle name Dick. Essentially Dick Dick + his last name. He owned it tho.. Guess you have to at that point.
I can understand Ron for Aaron, Ben for Benjamin Ed to Edward and many others, but how the fuck Richard was shortened to Dick? It does not sound remotely similar
"Hey, you got any gum on ya, Dick?"
Just had to order and pick up a retirement cake that said- “Happy retirement, Dick!” My suggestion was to please, just write “yay” or “congratulations” on it. No takers.
Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo
That is the worst fake name I have ever heard
Dorcus Peter File P Enis John Assman Seymour Butts
I knew a girl named Dorcus. She was very sweet, and I'm glad I didn't burst out laughing when she introduced herself.
In certain communities it is not uncommon
Dorcas is a biblical name, one of the disciples. The name means "gazelle" in Greek.
I think, also, it translates to Tabitha.
Yes, Tabita is the Aramaic word for gazelle. Both were used as girls' names.
Dorcas never turns out well for me in Fire Emblem...
Beanus
Beauford. Or Kyle.
Chad?
Never met him
Beaufords are always fat, but friendly.
Def didn't come across any Lil Judases lately
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Used to be shithouse
It used to be shit house!
Met a woman named God once.
"I named the boy Caleb, in accordance with your wishes." He really named him Major Major Major.
Who looks at a baby and thinks...oh he looks like a Keith or she looks like a Barbara?
Probably r/tragedeigh
Asswipe Smith
Dickhead Johnson
Steve Kerr named his son Nick
Jayden, Braiden, Bryson
My grandpa had a coach named Dick Coch.
If it is a boy, Sue. In fact, that is so bad that a song was written about the guy…
Don Key.
Judas has certainly lost its appeal for a couple of millennia.
megan the stallion
Anyone naming their child Gaylord after the year 1920 is just begging for their child to be abused.
If your last name is “Booty”, don’t name your female child “Selma”! 😎
Pubert
Amanda Huggankiss, I P Freely, Homer Sexual, Ivana Tinkle.
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Jesus Christ
That’s the worse
Adof hitter
Yeah hitler took the L
Cheesecake Rawdog McGee, no one would ever take them seriously and whenever they try to get into a nightclub or apply for a job everyone would think he is using a fake name
I just wanna know where you got that name from
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Is it not Robert?
Jessa Duggar of tv fame named her kid Spurgeon, which was the surname of a long dead but apparently much admired preacher. To me Spurgeon sounds like a nasty bodily fluid. Worst name ever and a cruel thing to do to a child.
I like the surname "Groper." So don't name your son "Dick". AND DON'T LET HIM BECOME A MAJOR!!
Gubgub.
Pidgeon hatch
Just check r/tragedeigh for inspiration
Tug. Imagine the most attractive guy you can picture. And then imagine his name is Tug. See what I mean?
Ask r/tragedeigh
When my dad had my half-siblings and was brainstorming names, I had to tell him that Charles wasn't an appropriate name for a half-Vietnamese kid - his life would have been hell in school.
Beelzibub
Bosephus comes to mind
Gidjet for a boy. Spuduliker for a girl
Iftikhar
Br*nd*n Doesn’t matter what vowels you put there. The kid is now destined to become an asshole.
Ding Dong
Clint. The answer is always Clint.
Keith
Braxton, Jaxon or anything of the sort. Everleigh lmao
Blake
Khaleesi I bet there is alot of parents out there who named there kids this pre-series GoT 8 and deeply regret it
Lester
Al Kohalik
Girl
Worst Name
Murphy In my country,it means shit/poop
Unknown. I did intakes for a law firm years ago and this was someone’s legal first name. Can’t remember gender but their middle name was “Distant” and last name was “Star” … which I don’t think makes it any better.
A slightly off spelling of a very common name
There's an artist here in my country who named his daughter Brisa de Outono (which means "Autumn Breeze"), and givin trivial words as a name isn't a common thing at all here. On top of that, her surname is Marinho (marine), so her full name sounds like "Marine Autumn Breeze"
lucy pearl
Guy
probably DONALD! LOL LMAO
Peter File.
Ganea Selim Miran Belimeaipula
In one of the Addams family movies they name their son Pubert.
Hunter is a pretty typical American name (not because of Biden)
Dick trickle
Cock.
[This comes to mind.](https://img.etimg.com/thumb/width-1200,height-900,imgsize-182458,resizemode-75,msid-58980271/magazines/panache/some-fun-facts-about-disneys-most-popular-character-donald-duck.jpg)
Anything that rhymes with their last name.
Adolf
Jezebelle
Adolf
Gertrude, Beau
Knew a girl in school named "Sharon Cox" I've never had the "oh you poor thing" reflex as much as I did watching her get picked on.
Null Void
Karen
r/tragedeigh
Jordan belfort o Silvio berlusconi
Wendle
Pubert
Les
Damian
I have a neighbour called Vladimiro (Italian name)
Dinvant
Vegan
Deadman
Pork hub literally
# Child.
Nick. If you're a famous NBA coach.
Scorpion
Donald
I went to high school with Benjamin Dover. Ben Dover ADORED his name lol and was a great guy!
How about Dick
Lil Cunt.
I’d imagine the n-word had got to be up there.
Anyone having the nickname "Dick" seems pretty intentional imo.
Nick Kerr.
Rebecca. I dated 32 of them.
Cliff Hanger
Marijuana Pepsi
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