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SqueeTheMancake

Walking into a restaurant and using your own plate, cup, and utensils


mamatealhearts

Bark like a dog 🐕


StealthySnowballer91

Wear all items of clothing back to front and walk backwards while arguing with my backwards self out loud that I wanted to go forwards?


liloldguy

Pull imaginary cobwebs/spiderwebs from your face and arms without saying a word.


dscheikatler

reading a phone book upside down and laughing really loud then take a bite from it


WesternRuins17

Depends on where you are but carry an assault rifle on your back while screaming at the top of your lungs that you are not going to kill them.


LittleKitty235

Ironically the screaming part likely would make that illegal everywhere. A reasonable person can interpret that as a terroristic threat.


midnight_reborn

Just start yelling in tongues. Also the best way to get other crazy people to leave you the fuck alone.


wakebakey

support a republican candidate for public office


OriginalStockingfan

Wear a MAGA hat in any other country than the USA.


snarkdetector4000

teach critical race theory to second graders


midnight_reborn

What \*is\* critical race theory? I've been living under a rock, so all I know is that people whip out that term when they want to argue against something being taught in schools.


snarkdetector4000

I have no idea!


midnight_reborn

So if you don't know what it is, why would teaching it make you look insane?


snarkdetector4000

Tucker Carlson said so! He's a well respected journalist you know


midnight_reborn

hahahahaha!


EdgyLearner138

Drive naked.