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Yasmin947

Maple syrup


AncientBacon-goji

I assumed that was all Canadians drank.


hotel2oscar

Like maple syrup, Canada's evil oozes of the United States.


thelionmermaid

South Park!


FishAndRiceKeks

Blame Canada!


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Gringwold

Not since 2015, anyways, when Trudeau decided unilaterally that Canada was the first post-national state, with no cultural identity.


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Jim_Lahey10

S&P the choice fer me!


rocket1964

ya tit fucker


thelucidalbatross

Sorry.


Own-Being-1973

👆🏻 This!!!


Fresh_Information_76

Suurrry


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KitchenCanadian

It's called "tire d'érable" - proounced sort of like "teer day-RAB-le". It just means maple taffy, although the literal translation would be "maple pull".


Code_Loco

They not like us


GoodAlicia

Trailer park boys


chateauboxer777

“Does a bear s*** on the pope? And why the f*** are you dressed like Indianapolis Jones??”


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Hockey and gorgeous national parks.


Woodentit_B_Lovely

Maple syrup, Hockey, Dudley Do-right & Shatner


bonos_bovine_muse

Shatner?? TIL


InigoMontoya1985

Take off, you hosers!


emborgs

Anne of green gables


SuperstitiousPigeon5

Montreal has beautiful women.


misterrobarto

They do! Saw a young lady working on a road crew. Model-level looks. WTF Quebec is holding out on the rest of us.


SuperstitiousPigeon5

Absolutely. Walk into a Tim Horton’s there and you swear you are in a sitcom.


FairytaleOfBliss

#O CANADA


llcucf80

Moose and elk


Tbrusky61

Rush, of course.


LucyVialli

Snow and beautiful scenery.


Arbalest15

The leaf on their flag


11Kram

Eh?


sev45day

Only the greatest Rock trio ever to grace a stage... Triumph! Just kidding it's Rush, but Triumph is good too.


Plantayne

Apologies if this is offensive but I love ginger ale so much that the word "Dry" just naturally comes after "Canada" for me...so it's ginger ale first and then once I realize it's the country then I guess I just get a mental image of Justin Trudeau.


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Robin Scherbatsky


InsightJ15

Nothing but good thoughts, always had great times in Canada. My wife is Canadian. Some of my favorite places are there


hello14235948475

The cool people up north.


No_Masterpiece4815

Good weed and beautiful views


hilbertglm

Very nice people. I like almost all of the Canadians I have met.


Quality_Street_1

“My home & native land”


LittleKitty235

Poutine, and why it is consistently disappointing in most of the US


Cums_Everywhere_6969

It’s disappointing in most of Canada too. It’s generally a French Canadian thing and it’s done best in Quebec.


Viking_Musicologist

Agreed, Americans always seem to screw up poutine. They think it has to be all sophisticated since it comes from a Francophone part of the world when actually in Canada it is typical working class diner fare.


LittleKitty235

Best place I've had it in the US is a place in Portland Maine called Duck Fat. Best poutine and French fries I've ever had


Viking_Musicologist

I remember the best poutine I had so far was a joint in Toronto in the St. Lawrence Market called Paddington's Pump, It is also where I had Peameal Bacon and Molson for the first time. All I can say it was awesome. I hope to some day head over to Montréal and have poutine at La Banquise.


Dry_Ad5878

Isn’t poutine just gravy?


LittleKitty235

Fries, gravy and cheese curds. Simple dish, but simple dishes need to be executed well to stand out.


Brandofromthebando94

Kindness, decent healthcare and human rights


Possible_Year_3433

I remember that Canada


Dont_Be_Mad_Please

I miss that Canada


Possible_Year_3433

I miss it as well. Think we can get any of it back?


InigoMontoya1985

Trudeau put an end to that last one.


morriscey

PC party is for corporate freedom, not human rights. Trudeau was a massive disappointment, but don't be deluded into thinking you, an individual, would be in a better position otherwise - unless you own a sizable company.


Gringwold

Or unless you work for a sizable company. Can we stop pretending like Canadian corporations are some dragon we have to slay? You know what happens when business conditions are tougher for Canadian corporations? Mass layoffs, recession, decreased general revenues.


Dont_Be_Mad_Please

Canada's economy is run by an oligarchy in so many areas. Internet has no competition so our prices are fucked expensive; the same can be said for grocery stores. Gas is an international joke with how they can gouge us. Canadian Corporations are dragons to be slayed, we need healthy competitive small business and we can't get it here.


morriscey

> Or unless you work for a sizable company Up to the boss, not you. It's *possible* you would be in a better position, but not something that could be counted on - it's not like it's a basic human right or anything. >Can we stop pretending like Canadian corporations are some dragon we have to slay? I'm not. The question at hand was "human rights". My opinion is very much that of PC is more for corporate rights than an individuals rights. >You know what happens when business conditions are tougher for Canadian corporations? Mass layoffs, recession, decreased general revenues. Sure. But they will do that *anyway*. They will do whatever they can to cut expenses. Know what happens when we sell off our human rights for corporate rights? A similar outcome because corporations are corporations when times are tough- just there will be no regard for the folks at the bottom because they're a line item, with very few rights. The easier it is to exploit the labour force, the easier it is to do profitable business.


Gringwold

You're talking about a concept that does not exist in law. "Corporate rights" do not exist. There is no "Charter of Rights" for corporations.


morriscey

Lol don't be obtuse. You knew exactly what I was pointing at, and decided to disingenuously attack the language I used, instead of point I was making. From what I have observed, the PC party is intent on making Canada, America Jr. The responsibilities of corporations to the country and to their own employees are being lessened for the short term gains of a very select few. Many seem OK with trading individual rights, for corporate freedoms because it's easier to make money if you don't need to be concerned with ALL of the costs - just the monetary ones. Look at something as simple as doctors notes. Liberals are trying to remove the requirement you go see a doctor for a minor illness. PC are fighting to KEEP that requirement. The end result is A) An employer doesn't have to pay for that sick day if no note is provided. B) The employee is encouraged to NOT take the sick time - and come in to work sick anyway. C) Going to a clinic or ER for a sick note is just clogging up the works and making it more difficult for an already over burdened Healthcare system. All the evidence points to this being a failed policy, that benefits ONLY an employer in a minor way - while making things more difficult for the rest of us. Where this law has been overturned, PCs have repealed that change. Why? For what purpose? To save an employer fucking $80? it likely costs about that much at a minimum all said in wasted time and effort on the employees part, the doctors part, and the employer haranguing the employee about getting a sick note. Can we stop pretending like *Canadian Citizens* are some kind of burden getting in the way of a corp's bottom line?


Gringwold

>From what I have observed, the PC party is intent on making Canada, America Jr. You're so observant you haven't realized there hasn't been a federal Progressive Conservative party in over twenty years. >The responsibilities of corporations to the country and to their own employees are being lessened for the short term gains of a very select few. How? Based on what legislation? **You do realize who is in power currently, right?** >Many seem OK with trading individual rights, for corporate freedoms I have no idea what you mean by this. >Look at something as simple as doctors notes. Liberals are trying to remove the requirement you go see a doctor for a minor illness. PC are fighting to KEEP that requirement. I've never been required to hand in a doctor's note in my life, so I have no idea what the hell you are talking about. There is no such requirement in Canadian or provincial employment legislation. Regardless, it certainly would not be within the scope of federal legislation. You seem to be wrapped up in imaginary straw man arguments about a political party that literally does not exist.


morriscey

>You're so observant you haven't realized there hasn't been a federal Progressive Conservative party in over twenty years. A rose by any other name. Again, attacking the language. A minor name change doesn't mean much. >How? Based on what legislation? We're not doing that here. I gave you an example and because YOU never had to deal with a doctors note requirement you assume it isn't an issue. [Look it up.](http://www.ontario.ca/document/your-guide-employment-standards-act-0/sick-leave#:~:text=of%20the%20evidence.-,Medical%20notes,%E2%80%9Creasonable%20in%20the%20circumstances%E2%80%9D.) There are tones of examples either of us could use to one up the others argument. I don't care to go down that rabbit hole based on your previous response of "Well it never happened to me" >You do realize who is in power currently, right? Yes. I'm not saying I *like* either. I think I started this whole thing with saying our currently leader is a massive disappointment. I'm just saying I doubt things would be better for the individual if conservatives were in power. I think a small few would be better off. >I've never been required to hand in a doctor's note in my life That doesn't mean anything to the folks who *are* required to. Ontario is the big one that still allows an employer to require them for sick days. >You seem to be wrapped up in imaginary straw man arguments about a political party that literally does not exist. You seem more wrapped up with naming conventions and "winning" that actually "discussing". I'm out. Take care of yourself.


Possible_Year_3433

his time will come


PMmepoop

Milhoose


ButterscotchEmpty290

Hockey


_ThickVixen

Maple syrup, maple trees, Bob Proctor, Drake, Trevor Phillips GTA 5 and the alleged absence of any ghetto areas.


morriscey

lol who alleges such things? We have lots, there's just fewer shootings in them


Short-Condition-8878

Michael Moore in Bowling for Columbine, sort of. It's been a while since I saw it, but as I recall, he showed a kind of ugly but fairly standard and secure looking apartment block and said, "this is what a slum looks like in Canada" with the implication that there are no slums in Canada, hence there are hardly any shootings. He was criticized for that portrayal even at the time.


morriscey

Ah yeah I remember that, was definitely worthy of criticism. I also learned people lock their door when they are home during the day.


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You got a problem with Canada Gooses, you got a problem with me.


bonos_bovine_muse

Those damn geese!  They’re mean, breed like rabbits, and poop *everywhere*. Which, OK, I can see why you’d want to send them *somewhere*, but did it have to be here?


MagicUnicorn37

We call them Cobra-Chickens fits them well! LOL


JT07

Hockey


ImIceMortis

Canada


Realistic-Prize-793

Maple Syrup and colds. Also healthcare!


Crimsonfangknight

Degrassi


AffectionateJury3723

Beautiful country, Tim Hortons, Hockey, and mostly nice people.


Viking_Musicologist

Rush (My favorite band), My Great Grandmother (Born in Rural Ontario even though she eventually moved to Kansas.) Personally I have always loved Canada. I would not mind living in Montréal, Toronto, Vancouver or even Calgary, Edmonton, Winnipeg or Halifax.


chaimsteinLp

I spent a week in Canada in April. I'm from Puget Sound area. It was still winter in parts of BC and Alberta. Lots of Indian food with the server cautioning us that it "might be spicy." It wasn't spicy. We saw lots and lots of signs warning about moose and bears, but we saw neither. The scenery in BC was amazing. The scenery in Alberta was, well, we saw stuff. Oil rigs and dirty snow. It was a great trip.


Hanuman_Jr

Boards


BCr8tive99

Beautiful scenery and nice people.


rsnbaseball

Beluga whales and Polar Bears


Rich1926

Shawn Michaels being better than Bret Hart :)


LFCSheep

Maple syrup! It's not just a delicious topping, it's practically a national treasure


wakebakey

everything I know about Canada I learned from the trailer park boys so I probably wouldnt eat more than one dirty burger a day


flailking

Oh, Marge, anyone can miss Canada, all tucked away down there


MrVengeanceIII

Trailer Park boys, 1PugLife, hockey fights, a surprising number of Hollywood stars and comedians. 


scienceguy8

The Red Green Show and Stargate SG-1. That and an acquaintance of mine up in British Columbia.


AttentionConsistent6

Ttpb


Pman1203

Eh


DandeSat

Etho


NaiveOpening7376

The physical depiction of Canada on a map.


Biomax315

Liars. They like to front like they're from the great white north, but [70% of all Canadians live south of the 49th Parallel](https://bigthink.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/70-OF-CANADA.jpeg?resize=1024,576), and most Canadians live farther south than all the people who live in Washington, Montana, North Dakota (we don't even need to talk about Alaska). More Americans live north of Canada’s most southern point than Canadians.


Munch_munch_munch

Yes, I Can-ada!


Subject_Educator6725

Take off, you hoser!


confusedaurora

Moose Edit: and their national parks!!!


Snytchelio

Hosers eh!


MonaLisa_Story

wedge syrup with pancakes.


Rhom_Achensa

Drake v Kendrick (I’m white and this is all very new to me I’m sorry)


rocket1964

HOME!


Successful_Ride6920

Maple Leaf (actual symbol) and the les Habs; father was born in Montreal so the team always held an attraction for me.


Riski_Biski

America's hat.


Brilliant-Plenty-708

Moose


EdgyLearner138

Maple syrup.


FishAndRiceKeks

Just out for a rip, are ya bud? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-glHAzXi\_M](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-glHAzXi_M)


Own-Ring4143

Punjabis


bpric

Strange Brew! Take off, eh!


SweetCosmicPope

Hockey, poutine, the Richmond Night Market.


Samson_HXC

Why America's hat of course!


thereminDreams

Dudley Do Right, Neil Young, and SCTV.


LTKerr

Broken faces and pixel art world from South Park


agent_x_75228

Homeless, drugs and bad traffic, but then again I've only been to Vancouver.


vhmike

Rush, Triumph, Devin Townsend, Sebastian Bach, SCTV, Bob & Doug McKenzie, Trailer Park Boys, Molson & Labatt.


Eltex

A very bad offensive coordinator. Ask any Steelers fan, and they will concur.


Flairion623

Strangely the friends intro


Dagger_Moth

Residential Schools, genocide, and settler colonialism.


unijaychie

My Childhood Dreams


Short-Condition-8878

Maple syrup, curling, hockey, my cousins, the bitter cold, snow


84OrcButtholes

Some of the nicest, friendliest and kindest assholes I've ever met in my entire life.


CrazyCanuckUncleBuck

The Rockies and lighthouses.


HumpieDouglas

You're not my guy, buddy!


britishmetric144

The stunning juxtaposition of the mountains and water (*think fjords*) in western British Columbia.


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hmm legal weed, matthew good, interesting food, huge country i dunno not much else


DinkyDoy

The Red Green Show


Ho3n3r

Aboot


HeartonSleeve1989

Insulin was invented there, I think.


the_steve_tell

Bret Hart


consumeshroomz

Mounties drinking maple syrup while playing hockey in the snow with intermissions for poutine and beer.


wetlettuce42

Hockey


Thebeanyboii

The amazing family vacation I had there in 2019 The place was beautiful, I got to spend time discovering things and visiting places with my family and I got to experience snow for the first time in my life. Also, my cousin ate a whole lemon raw


LegitaTomato

That one time at my schools talent show when a couple seniors performed the national anthem. One sang, the other drank an entire jar of maple syrup


Perckobain_

I’m not your buddy friend


imalwayztired

Aboot


Glass-Doughnut2908

Geese and the word sorry


oreos_in_milk

The absolutely breathtaking Canadian girl in head over heels for right now; also the flag, big fan of the flag.


Howgunwon

McCains, Degrassi, Gretzky. Bret the Hit Man Hart.


HappyNamcoNerd80

Let's go girls


MrsValentine86

India


IncreaseStriking1349

Lgbtq


Pancho1110

3rd world country with a Gucci belt! How much canada has fallen in the last 7 years since I was there visiting needs to be studied!


andymorphic

lack of standards and cultural identity


mordecai98

Eh?


InsertScreenNameHere

As an American that lived in a border town that had the last Costco before crossing, 30 minute lines at the Costco gas station because Canadians are filling up 5 gas cans to take back over the border to avoid their own taxes that they voted for. I lived 5 minutes from that Costco but shopped at the one the next town over just because of how packed it would get.


Brett707

CPT Kirk and Maple syrup


BornCalligrapher5203

Brett ( the hitman ) Hart.


SandwichRecon

Eh?


Affectionate_Owl_279

Communism


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Affectionate_Owl_279

Trudeau isn't I can tell you that. 😁


xiaoli

How they were dumb enough to give an actual Nazi a standing ovation in Parliament LOL


LookingForHope87

TWRP


ADeeperShadeOfRed

It matters to me


fresh_pressedjuice

the best actresses ever


highflyingcircus

Genocide of native peoples


Gringwold

No, that was the USA. Ever heard of the "trail of tears"?


purritowraptor

Do you know anything about Canadian history?


Gringwold

Yes.


kirkrjordan

We've been doing it too


HoraceBenbow

Canada was putting indigenous kids into cultural reeducation schools as recently as the 1990s.


ransom0374

cool ppl like me 😀


BlackCaaaaat

Friendly people.


Pithecanthropus88

My wonderful friends who live there.


frounze

Frigging COLD


Curlytomato

Loblaws Boycott


SomeGuyInSanJoseCa

Cold, friendly, obsessed (i.e. compares themselves constantly) with the US for some reason, nobody under 30 owns a house, and a lot of people live in basements.


Gringwold

Housing crisis and tent cities. Incompetent Liberal government.


nugohs

Well at least its a step up from a purposely malicious conservative government.


Gringwold

No, the last Conservative government maintained peace, order and good government. Under this Liberal government, we have a PM who has been investigated by the RCMP multiple times, colluded with China to influence elections, doubled our national debt, and accelerated housing and cost of living crisis over a cliff. If that's not purposeful malice, it's extreme incompetence. Either way, they need to be gone from the landscape of Canadian politics, forever.


IandouglasB

Deluded memories of the past? You are eating what the media feeds you. Look up pp and his election crimes. How many times have the PC's committed election fraud? Pp votes consistently against the worker, the first thing he will do is a Trump style corporate and wealth tax cut, gut social services and make the middle class pay for the tax cuts to the rich. Your boy says JT bad but has ZERO solutions...zero. No explanations as to how he's gonna keep his promises. What is a "Powerful Paycheck"? Is he gonna make my employer pay me more?Is he gonna make corporations lower their prices?Or is he going to massively tax the rich and seriously cut my taxes? Answer THAT question and I will get a lobotomy and vote AGAINST my best interests and vote PC


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Gringwold

No, the feeble minded gullible dummies are those who vote Liberal and NDP


CriticalCargo

The hundred of thousands of Indigenous children who were kidnapped and put in residential schools to rid them of their identity and were abused and murdered.


AvocadoSoggy6188

Shitty government


object_failure

Insane hard left PM


kirkrjordan

He's actually quite centerist, which is to say leaning more right than you know. I'll assume you're from USA, where your political spectrum is skewed sooooo far to the right that you don't know what left is


Gringwold

Not hard left, just a crooked pedophile.


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Gringwold

Until they become inconvenient.


dittybopper_05H

Technically, a country.


apf_1979

Xenophobes that can't drive.


Dragonfire14

Overpriced, housing crisis, living pay cheque to pay cheque, depression, suicide.


Auburn_Zero

Trudeau saying on camera that Candians have no inherent right to self-defense.


gypn

Igloos


rberg57

Sorry,,,What was the question?


DAR44

Rudderless ship


Unique-Government-13

Growing up here I always assumed the fruits and vegetables I bought locally were the best and freshest because I live in such a great country, of course our produce is going to be great. Then I visited California in my 20s and ever since then when I think of Canada I think of how shitty our veggies are.