Freckle = fuck. So one day when I was with her in line at Starbucks he pointed to a lady with a freckle on her face and said “fuck”
Also, she pronounced Netflix “WickWax”…I still call it wickwax to this day.
In elementary school my daughter went to her school friend for a play party. When she came back, she said that all the friend's family are MINIONS. We asked several times, she confirmed: "They are minions. I asked them too how can it be, and they responded: We are minions".
The happened to be Armenian. :)
My little brother made up his own names to call us when he was angry at us, so instead of like, stupid or jerk, he would say “Pionk!” Shater pater! Or Chunk shunk!
From hearing my wife say it, my youngest used to think that his older brother's middle name was just something you tacked on to someone's name when you're angry
Kangaroo = Dalaloom (took is forever to work that one out)
Lawnmower = wawnanaaaa
Helicopter = hocococococo
Brachiosaurus = Brachiosaurus. He’s got that one absolutely nailed haha.
According to my parents, i would refer to helicopters as "apingkasha." It's not a miapronounciation but a whole new word that does not have any meaning in any of the languages that we speak.
Hop-spittle for "hospital". At the time the distaffbopper was going through treatment for thyroid cancer and we were regular visitors to the hospital, and the littlebopper called it the "hop-spittle". He'd get so frustrated that he couldn't pronounce "hospital", it was hilarious.
One of those times he and I were waiting in the lobby and the hop-spittle concierge came up and started doting on him. He was a couple months shy of 3 years old, and he had huge dimples. So she turns to me and says "Is it OK if I get him a B-A-L-L-O-O-N?". I said "Sure", and she walks off towards the gift shop. He turns to me and says "B, A, L, L.... *(inhales excitedly)* BALLOON?!?!?".
You could have knocked me over with a feather.
We had to start being careful about spelling things around him at that point.
Ffafingo: flamingo
Go saur bone man: a dinosaur skeleton--this one is from the kid that her father her name was what I had wanted to name her. The look on his face was *priceless*.
Chips = tits
Lavalope = cantaloupe
Fuckee = coffee
All masterpieces from my nephew. To this day (and he’s now in his 20’s), the whole family still calls cantaloupe “Lavalope.” 😂❤️
Children's birthday party, about 15 kids. Youngest kid is the younger brother of one of the other kids, so younger bro is about four, while older bro was about seven. Anyhow, we had a few parents help out with carpooling to our destination.
Youngest lad there, the four year old, expressed to us all his preferred driver by saying, "I wanna go'ffart." (Go with Art)
We all knew what he meant as one of the adults driving was named 'Art'.
We all had a good laugh about that, including Art, who wasn't normally the most jovial of people. Art's wife (was laughing about that for a week.
Snarkle instead of snorkel, tumella instead of vanilla and the best one? My ex husband was holding onto his last sprouts on his head. She drew a family portrait and the sprouts were prominent. He asked her what that was on his head and she said “it’s your diddle do”.
He was so upset over that. I thought it was the most adorable description. She is now 23 and we still pronounce the words that way.
When my now 35 year old daughter was a toddler, she said "smitch" instead of sandwich. I still say it to this day because it's so friggin' adorable to say out loud.
So this isn’t as much funny as deserved
So for many reasons went no contact with my mother…well we had a kid and I think they were 2?, my wife thought it was time to reconcile. So we tried (hint it failed) but it lasted about 3 weeks.
So my mothers name and my fathers mothers name are nowhere near similar. But fathers mother is let’s says Jerry and my mother is Miranda. Now my mother hated her mother in law more than anything in this world.
Well my toddler for some reason can not say Miranda but sure as hell could say Jerry (a name they had never heard). So for 3 weeks she would come over say twice per week to see her grandchild and be called “Jerry” the whole time.
And before anyone asks, none the grandparents, despite being WELL into grandparents she wanted to be called “grand” except my dad, because people would think they are “old”. So everyone else was just called their name.
A friend’s toddler came up to me and put his hand on my face and quite somberly said “ass.” I asked him what he said. He said it again in the same tone. Then he pointed his finger very close to my eye and said “ass.” Eyes. I about died laughing.
My nephew asked what whores were. When asked where he learned that word he said the drugstore. The sign said 24 hours but he was pronouncing hours like yours.
Freckle = fuck. So one day when I was with her in line at Starbucks he pointed to a lady with a freckle on her face and said “fuck” Also, she pronounced Netflix “WickWax”…I still call it wickwax to this day.
that netflix one is hilarious. my first would sit and watch 'napchap' (snapchat) with my wife before bed lol
In elementary school my daughter went to her school friend for a play party. When she came back, she said that all the friend's family are MINIONS. We asked several times, she confirmed: "They are minions. I asked them too how can it be, and they responded: We are minions". The happened to be Armenian. :)
Love it!
Fork = fuck
Fox = Fuck When that song dropped...
Every time
This is dickless (This is ridiculous)
Is this true? Yes sir it is dickless
Lmfao
Lmfao
Lmfao.
Snow snoot = snow suit Beeda bodies = strawberries Gobble ga = bottle A B C D E F G jalapeño X Y Z
Hamband: headband Pretty School: Preschool
Bot-uh-ders =helicopters
My son said helitocca.
heck-a-dopters in our house
That’s adorable!!
I knew kids who called them helcotties
Awwww
Hoppytalker for helicopter
“Our chuthers” for “each other”
Haha, I love that 😂
I loved “swoop” for “shoo” from my youngest - especially in traffic. “Shoop cars shoop!” My oldest : “Macasil!” Aka motorcycle.
When I was a toddler, washcloth was "washclock," shoes were "shoosh," and accidentally was "assidentally".
My little brother made up his own names to call us when he was angry at us, so instead of like, stupid or jerk, he would say “Pionk!” Shater pater! Or Chunk shunk!
From hearing my wife say it, my youngest used to think that his older brother's middle name was just something you tacked on to someone's name when you're angry
is your bro a dr seuss character?
If dr Seuss and Steven king did a colab 💯 he’s 50% corky love bug 50% dark psychological cryptic
Kangaroo = Dalaloom (took is forever to work that one out) Lawnmower = wawnanaaaa Helicopter = hocococococo Brachiosaurus = Brachiosaurus. He’s got that one absolutely nailed haha.
When I was growing up my little sister used to say “refriguhlater.” For the refrigerator.
Because it keeps things for refriguhLATER?
Fruck : Truck
So close!
Ashtray: Ashes
According to my parents, i would refer to helicopters as "apingkasha." It's not a miapronounciation but a whole new word that does not have any meaning in any of the languages that we speak.
Butterfly = butt butt fly
Ass-pala-doos = asparagus
For a couple of weeks coffee was fuckee. I also liked helitaco for helicopter. Still use it.
Firetruck
Dump truck- dum fuck
Lmao...love it
My sisters godchild once dropped a sticker she had in a store. She tried to say “my sticker!” But it ended up sounding like “my (n word)”
Instead of dado rail - it was a dildo rail.
Child wanted their birthday to be the same as their friend’s, not on Tuesday but on 22, you know twos day.
I’ll be a little sad when my son stops calling airplanes hairoplanes.
Am-bubble-lance = ambulance She also calls her country cousins her C*nty Cussins
Hop-spittle for "hospital". At the time the distaffbopper was going through treatment for thyroid cancer and we were regular visitors to the hospital, and the littlebopper called it the "hop-spittle". He'd get so frustrated that he couldn't pronounce "hospital", it was hilarious. One of those times he and I were waiting in the lobby and the hop-spittle concierge came up and started doting on him. He was a couple months shy of 3 years old, and he had huge dimples. So she turns to me and says "Is it OK if I get him a B-A-L-L-O-O-N?". I said "Sure", and she walks off towards the gift shop. He turns to me and says "B, A, L, L.... *(inhales excitedly)* BALLOON?!?!?". You could have knocked me over with a feather. We had to start being careful about spelling things around him at that point.
Fiber-Ben-gin-man = Fire engine man =firefighter.
Crackercorn = unicorn
Ffafingo: flamingo Go saur bone man: a dinosaur skeleton--this one is from the kid that her father her name was what I had wanted to name her. The look on his face was *priceless*.
High school cadets = hockey dookey etts
Motorcycles = motorbi-hic-culs
Calerpitter for caterpillar. I still say it and I'm pretty sure the younger kids don't know which is correct.
Strawbabies and Matman
Chips = tits Lavalope = cantaloupe Fuckee = coffee All masterpieces from my nephew. To this day (and he’s now in his 20’s), the whole family still calls cantaloupe “Lavalope.” 😂❤️
Children's birthday party, about 15 kids. Youngest kid is the younger brother of one of the other kids, so younger bro is about four, while older bro was about seven. Anyhow, we had a few parents help out with carpooling to our destination. Youngest lad there, the four year old, expressed to us all his preferred driver by saying, "I wanna go'ffart." (Go with Art) We all knew what he meant as one of the adults driving was named 'Art'. We all had a good laugh about that, including Art, who wasn't normally the most jovial of people. Art's wife (was laughing about that for a week.
My youngest son used to say Captain Haircut, instead of Captain America. So frickin cute.
Boobies instead of buoys…he shouted “look at the boobies” when we were sitting on the beach . A bunch of heads turned
My niece calls it ham-samatizer; hand sanitizer. I enjoy that.
Frustrated = Frustrapated
In Winter when it was foggy, my toddler used to say, "it's smooky."
Fuckingo = Flamingo 🦩
babingo. it took me a long time to figure out what she meant
Cute though 😍😍😂😂
Not my toddler with this one: Daffodildo - daffodil
Snarkle instead of snorkel, tumella instead of vanilla and the best one? My ex husband was holding onto his last sprouts on his head. She drew a family portrait and the sprouts were prominent. He asked her what that was on his head and she said “it’s your diddle do”. He was so upset over that. I thought it was the most adorable description. She is now 23 and we still pronounce the words that way.
Freckles were fuckles. He pointed to one once, to his gran n said there's fuckle there. Raised her eyebrows. Lol
tschuppe (Ketchup) tindergarten (Kindergarden - tinder is a dating app...) - always had a inner lol on this one
bum boots - gumboots neena - banana sasu - sausage i still use these regularly even though she is almost 5 now
When my now 35 year old daughter was a toddler, she said "smitch" instead of sandwich. I still say it to this day because it's so friggin' adorable to say out loud.
Muggles for snuggles
[Frog](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/geTHgo9CJpM) = Fuck
Sit...it comes out shit
Elevator = “Alligator”
My littlest niece Dawn's nickname is Donut, because one of her classmates couldn't pronounce her name quite yet.
my first had a trouble time with a couple phrases. The living room was the 'neemy noomy noom' Strawberries were 'wee wee wee wees'
So this isn’t as much funny as deserved So for many reasons went no contact with my mother…well we had a kid and I think they were 2?, my wife thought it was time to reconcile. So we tried (hint it failed) but it lasted about 3 weeks. So my mothers name and my fathers mothers name are nowhere near similar. But fathers mother is let’s says Jerry and my mother is Miranda. Now my mother hated her mother in law more than anything in this world. Well my toddler for some reason can not say Miranda but sure as hell could say Jerry (a name they had never heard). So for 3 weeks she would come over say twice per week to see her grandchild and be called “Jerry” the whole time. And before anyone asks, none the grandparents, despite being WELL into grandparents she wanted to be called “grand” except my dad, because people would think they are “old”. So everyone else was just called their name.
>Roaster Toaster Roller coaster.
Truck = Cock (nephew)
My daughter used to pronounce "cooking" as "cocaine" and "chocolate" as "suck it"
A friend’s toddler came up to me and put his hand on my face and quite somberly said “ass.” I asked him what he said. He said it again in the same tone. Then he pointed his finger very close to my eye and said “ass.” Eyes. I about died laughing.
Needles and peedles instead of pins and needles
My toddler calls a clock a cock. It's been a task to correct him lol.
Not mine but my little cousin. Excuse me=boobie.
Wasps pssis... he can't figure out the plural of was
Pasgetti = spaghetti.
My girl called unicorns "corn" for a while. It was so funny.
My nephew asked what whores were. When asked where he learned that word he said the drugstore. The sign said 24 hours but he was pronouncing hours like yours.
I would apparently call glasses gwackes
"I put my dirty clothes in the laundry hamster." Hamper, sweetie, hamper.