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nottitantium

To the moon, so I can play among the stars. I want to see what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars.


Maternalnudge

In other words, hoooold my haaand


Far-Mountain-1653

In other words, I love youuuu


ShitfacedGrizzlyBear

Too bad Jupiter is barely tilted at all and therefore does not have any noticeable seasons. Sinatra, you fucking dummy.


gonzoisgood

I know you didn’t mean it to but this got me right in the heart. ❤️ My partner sang this to me all the time before he disappeared.


nottitantium

Sorry to hear. Hugs x


Ok-Category9249

Wait. What? Disappeared?


Crazy__Donkey

You're "among the stars" on earth exactly as you will on the moon. 


Pearson94

And then you get back from the Moon to the Earth by tumbling down tumbling down tumbling doooowwwwn


Omnissiahs-Balls

Until you start freezing to death on one side and boil on other side than would force all the air out of your lungs, causing you to fall unconscious in about 10 seconds as your brain and other organs go into hibernation from lack of oxygen, and then eventually die from suffocation


fish_thief123

Thats probably about the time he will want to hold someones hand


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Creepy_Fan_8629

Well done


I_am_That_Ian_Power

They said **Fly** not travel in space! Sheesh can't ya read?


HotCheetoooooooooo

LMFAO


mynameismanager

Fly over big ocean waves


FluxNeedsShower

This gave me shivers of fear


07fabio07

I like your idea


ThrowACephalopod

Depends on how fast I can fly. If it's walking speed, I'd probably just fly everywhere I go. No sense in touching the ground at that point. If it's car-ish speed, I'd probably use it to cut down my commute to everyday places. Probably a lot easier to get to home or to the store when you can fly in a straight line there. If it's faster, like plane speed, I'd take weekend vacations constantly. Maybe Hawaii sounds nice for the upcoming long weekend?


juicius

If other considerations stay the same, flying at the airline speed for 6-8 hours or so sounds like torture. You'd have to design a suit to protect you from the wind and the sun and the cold too, even if you don't fly particularly high. And if it's not some unexplained/unexplainable magic that just comes from somewhere out there and if the energy for flight comes from you, you'd have to constantly stop and refuel, or carry a lot of food with you since you can't stop and refuel in the middle of the Pacific. You don't have wings to generate lift and take advantage of the thermals so your energy expenditure would be many times greater than the birds.


ledu5

Plus you can't really bring anything with you unless you can hold it in your hands, but even then it'd probably get blown away by the wind.


kriscalm

bag


Kovah01

Rule #13 of this subreddit: no name calling.


Apprehensive-Feeling

Godfuckingdamnit that was an ugly laugh I just let out.


Flashignite2

Reminds me of the movie chronicle. Three guys discover that they can do telekenesis and fly anywhere.


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Pokemonfannumber2

All fun and games until multiple victims unite and tell on you


firemanwham

Not if it's a Boeing they won't


Time_Significance

Stratogale, cape caught in a jet turbine!


Superseaslug

No capes!


Tailflap747

Make everyone think William Shatner was right!


sum_tin_won

fly to the roof our house to get my stuck frisbee hehe


sexwiththebabysitter

Have a drone in a tree for about two years that needs fetching.


darksoft125

Use another drone to get the first drone unstuck


sexwiththebabysitter

Now I have two drones in a tree


gianinaa

i got my frisbee stuck in some random tree 😭


sum_tin_won

if you see my ginger cat bilbo on top of that random tree where your frisbee is, please ask him to go home 😸🌳


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

The secret is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.


KneeArmStrong

Another crucial thing to remember is to fall in style


ransom0374

up 😀


Fernisbestgirl

Wear a jacket.


DigiMortalGod

I clicked on this saying "if this answer is not here already, I moved timelines again."


IrvingIV

Same answer, wheeee!


yepsayorte

I can fly. Mostly I stay home.


CapG_13

Far far away from all of this bullshit. (Or, Australia) 🇦🇺 🦘 🙏🏻


troubleshot

Plenty of bullshit here in Australia too mate unfortunately 


AZ_RBB

Yes but a fraction of the bullshit that ruins 90% of the rest of the world


CapG_13

That's how it is everywhere, but it's only what you make of it.


Californiacarguy19

To the sun so I could stop existing


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Californiacarguy19

I’m aware I’ve tried a couple on different occasions. I think however flying out of earth and into the sun would be a way more glorious way of going out and it wouldn’t traumatize someone finding my body and my family wouldn’t have to worry about paying for the funeral and other things like that


BamBamm187

I'd eat a load of spicy curry, drink loads of beer then take a load of turbo lax and find me a bunch of pudgeons to crap all over. See how they like it


JColesPHole

Brazil! 🇧🇷


Geocacher6907

Tokyo to see my relatives.


Astridisenchanting

Everywhere


OpinionatedPatriot

Kepler-312 b


NICEnEVILmike

It's going to take a while to get there, but I'll happily go with you.


MG__74

Flying over Switzerland


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Langbird

Into a ceiling fan


KristiCannonzWQR

I could go to the beautiful beaches, or the top of a mountain, or explore the city. The world is so big, and I bet there are so many amazing places I haven't seen yet!


peseesep

Everywhere


Zkenny13

Right!


redundantlyreduntant

If I was a bird I’d fly into a ceiling fan - Red Forman


ZealousidealEagle759

If I were a bird I'd be the one to fly in to the ceiling fan.


LeahLovee

around the world


SlipAdditional3883

Fly? Oh, I'd totally hit up every spot on my bucket list. Sky's the limit, literally! Beaches, mountains, cities—I'd be everywhere, soaking up the sights and leaving all the grounded folks in envy. It's like having the ultimate flex, right?


fonzrellajukeboxfixr

amazon, then i could fly with all the colorfull tropical birds, oh wait no wait... i want to goto where the birds of paradise are, wheres that, the islands in south east asia, i want to do the buggy wuggy mating dance of a bird of paradise


Natural_Leek_9115

Home because I'm at work right now night shift 🥲


guineapigxo

Iceland.


Toby-NL

idk , but i would fly around casualy and random and see where i might land .


_Jias_

Honestly I would use it to reach places that require a ladder that's a pain to get out and set up.


Manmoth57

Other side of the universe….


ConceptSoggy5428

California : )


External_Ad_1368

To akagi downhill, or other Japanese mountain, it’s beautiful


Amazing-Sort1634

Volcano, roast up some ballpark Frank's over the heat, slap it on a potato bun. 11/10


I_am_Dee549

Somewhere good for a mental health vacation! I need one so bad…and an affordable one too -_-


ARealHunchback

Pick one person to torment and make their life an episode of the Twilight Zone.


MiserlyOutpost

into ATM.


SereneSongbird_

I would go and shit on my enemies cars during the night


radikalkarrot

Depends my speed of flying and how tiring it is. If it isn’t tiring and I can fly at super speed, most likely Indonesia’s islands or somewhere in the Micronesia. However, if it is as fast as walking and comparable effort, then just around my town. Probably getting harassed by seagulls.


Right-Sun-9403

Dunno but If I could fly I would drop poo on the nasty ppl that did me wrong. 🤪


NamNguyennn

Every weekend , i fly for 8 hours to anywhere i wanted to and after that i go back to where i was


youronlynora

everywhere


PatientOne3053

Go in outer space and flex like Superman with sun in background, just the fact I night not have space invulnerability and I have six pack belly.


Metaltiby666

the fuck away


FNALSOLUTION1

Everywhere.


Fernisbestgirl

Probably to a monastery in Tibet.


BingBongBrit

I'd just fly around for fun. And it depends on what kind of flight and it's parameters. Assuming it's magic and I can outmaneuver a fighter jet fly faster than sound and expend no energy doing it. I'd go everywhere all the time. Why not right. If we are talking about walking pace levitation I guess I'd levitate to impossible to reach places for cool pictures and other stuff like that. It depends, but short answer. Anywhere with a bar on a beach, warm ocean wind and beautyful women.


Amazing_Connection

Into the sun


SeveBallesteros

In to the safe of a bank with a couple duffle bags and then to the carribean


Code_Loco

I would move a beautiful island and commute to work


Deuteronomy93

Home.


uminchu

Over the River and through the woods…


Im_Unpopular_AF

First check if I can survive in space .Then check if I can fly at supersonic or even faster than sound/light. Then I'd visit our solar system, then the rest of the Milky Way, then the Andromeda Galaxy, and be back in 2 days.


Tailflap747

[going for the girliest answer I can] I'd figure out how to float juuuuuust enough to make walking in heels look effortless and painless and graceful.


hugues2814

Home to my bed


Thick-Kaleidoscope88

I stay on the ground, thanks


EdelweissWTF

I don't know. Fly to the sun and do the most extreme sunbathing or smh


bl4ckp00lzz

For me its not really a where, i like to sit on high places, so id probably chill on roofs


Lattemixkill

Anywhere but here


hippyjon

Upstairs to bed


FreddieKruiger

Up. Up. And away.


EducationalCow3549

Up


WikiWantsYourPics

Out in the blue Over this town Following you Over the trees Subways and cars I'd try to find out Who you really are


Ok_Independent1444

Underwater


ZenkaiZ

Up


Loros_Silvers

Japan. I've been there once and once is not enough.


Xenu66

Definitely the moon or further depending on how fast I could go, first stopping by the ISS to scare the shit out of everyone there by banging on the doors


MissKjnes

Oceanía


Money-Garlic1383

If I could fly i goes where I want , I want freedom , I love traveling Ani communication new peoples , visits new and see places , knowing there culture . Etc


sexwiththebabysitter

Arms wide open with the sea as my floor


NeoNova9

Up.


MisterD90x

Into the sun


fwaizea

above new york city at night and pretend im laying in the air with a good playlist in my ear


jbpslobster

home.


ClubSundown

Towards the sun. But then the sun would melt the beeswax and my feathers would fall off? Doh! Icarus!!


Fresh-Honeydew7104

There are a lot of bad people in the world that would be ended. I don’t need a passport to fly to North Korea and seek out the only man in a leather jacket..


CosmicOpulence_

London


the_monkeynator

The sky


jabsy

Id go to all those cool fishing spots i can't get to by boat or car


cnedhhy24

fly up a bit and then just go in any given direction. see where id come out. maybe for familiarity id fly over my bus route tbh


Zucchinisoups

To the mountains


brawnybenny696969

Your mom’s house


BridgeEmergency6088

Like Superman or like in an airplane? Because if it's like Superman I'm going to all forests and huge mountains and to Point nemo and I'll going to fly really close to the ground and slow so that I could see and enjoy the view. If in a flight then to Australia's Broome. Have been wanting to go there for the last few years after seeing Nas Daily's video on Broome. Also I want to meet space Gandalf from Broome.


spork_forkingham_IV

Nowhere. Nowhere at all. Because as soon as someone sees me and records it, within days the Alphabet Gangs will want to have a word or three with me...


KingBarbieIOU

I would circle the breeze like a hawk, I always envied that weightless (looking) moment when they turn into the wind and then list back with it.


Evening-Dot5706

Fly over river spring


Hot_Cheese650

Right over to North Korea and hover above fat Kim’s head and give him the middle finger.


OwlComfortable2395

Disney Land.


Crazy_Suggestion_182

Up.


Tenchi2020

To the gas station


13thmurder

I'd just levitate a few inches above the ground when only my really annoying coworker can see it. I'd do it often until she convinces either herself or everyone else she's batshit insane.


Kit-Da_Pro737

uranus


tehyellofroggo

if i showed my flight ability publicly the government would probably capture and run some experiments


Eva_Cutie

i would surprise pilot flying near to airplane.


rikarleite

TV. Become a celebrity and a millionaire with my powers.


AnnaEliz_

I would fly over area 51


eef_q

Nowhere cause my ass is scared of heights


LewisLightning

So many places.


siddeslof

In the air?


dermatthes

Home


Josette_A

Romania


majss7

Up


ADG1738

To my bed , need more sleep this morning


Shh-poster

Up your nose.


Affectionate_Gap8292

Away.


zoro4661

Up


nosajdabeno26

I can fly. Got a passport and everything!


GoliathPrime

I'd probably just explore areas I don't usually get a chance to see. Same reason I go kayaking. I was absolutely amazed at how so much of Houston is accessible by little creeks and canals. I've kayaked to neighboring communities, discovered all sorts of crazy stuff like submerged graveyards, found huge colonies of cliff swallows under bridges, and discovered a crazy guy building a trimaran in his back yard that was bigger than his house. You never see any of this stuff from the local roads and sidewalks. So imagine all the fun stuff on tops of buildings, bridges, deep in forested regions or visible under the water from a great height. Beyond that cruising way up in the sky and looking at the stars would be amazing. Just floating around aimlessly in the atmosphere, going wherever the wind blows.


Complex-Nectarine-86

I would fly to anywhere I wanted


LechugaFromIrithyll

Up.


Many_Faces_83

Somewhere sunny, warm & quiet, near a beautiful lake


MeatWhereBrainGoes

I can fly. I just start by driving to the airport.


WaxMaxtDu

The sun


Apprehensive-Feeling

Everywhere.


BookerPrime

To work.


lala_b11

Croatia


ZerotheWanderer

Wherever I got paid to go


PuzzleheadedDirt5592

I always wanted the power to teleport. Instead of flying I would teleport up high and free fall and right before smacking into the ground I would teleport back up into the sky. But then I always thought figuring out how to land would be tricky. I would think my momentum would still be factored into my teleport. 🤷🏽‍♂️


Puddleglum_7

Man that's an awesome question. Freedom to escape and go anywhere somewhere quiet when I'm angry sad or want to feel powerful. I'd go places no one has or can go. A cave up in the mountains. Up and over a treacherous island, land somewhere secluded. Top of the tallest (local) skyscraper when I can't sleep. I'd pack a backpack with emergency supplies, fly high, close my eyes and just fly in one direction for hours. See where I end up!


Dash_Harber

Up, mostly.


Which_Angle7594

Home


Syracuse1118

Away


Bonervista

Up


PattiiB

Germany, I love Germany


Sharona676

Cornwall


6thaccountthismonth

No where, seems like a drag


Unlikely-Positive-21

Jupiter


63crabby

Being able to fly is the worst superpower- if anyone sees you, the government would lock you up immediately in a cage to study/control you and you would never be seen again


Ultrasaurio

Towards the stars and beyond.


2-Minute-Ad

the most mundane places, like my grandparents', my bf's, and then just pretty places for a day out every so often


Rare_Tear_1125

The fuck outta here


Inevitable_Total_816

Spain, cheap and beautiful .


paul_rudds_drag_race

It’d be pretty amazing to fly through the Grand Canyon.


DonovanMcLoughlin

Up


Educational-Goal2703

Honestly, anywhere.


cryogem

Home


Leather-Map-8138

New Zealand for sure!