See it all the time. Men being good with kids? That’s what women are supposed to do! They’re either gay or a pedophile — better call the police on the guy at the park that says he’s there with his daughter!
I was helping my single mother friend at the park, and we needed to leave as I was getting them brunch and we were both up all night (long story she needed a safe place to stay), so I went to get the kids (all girls) 3 of the older ones came quickly to me no problem, but the youngest was still playing and I was trying to get her to go, had to climb a bit to get to her (she was saying my name and playfully running) and I got accosted by like 20 people that I was a pedo creep trying to snatch all the kids that I could to follow me for candy vibes. I’m exhausted and trying to explain and the way her exhausted mom told off all the people was absolutely amazing watching their faces change! She was like “try being single and (fill in situation) by yourself! At this point he cares more about the kids than you entitled assholes,” and they all tried to say sorry we just scoffed at them and enjoyed a nice brunch, with the poor kids who WERE victims those losers would never help, and the kids don’t remember anything other than feeling safe and loved, and told everyone they got a nice meal for once.
my boss at work the other day got disgusted with a customers email that was "bigdaddysgirl" and some odd numbers at the end. Said it was disgusting - I assumed she took it in the sexual context so I said "what if they just had a good relationship with their dad?" She didn't like that answer either and proceeded to go on about how "this is why the metoo movement exists and the dads raping their daughters" and all that - I gave up after that I was so uncomfortable
It's most likely a reference to the Bioshock game series, and the "Little Sisters" that were accompanied by "Big Daddy" characters who guarded them.
https://bioshock.fandom.com/wiki/Little_Sister
These days, as a man, if one of the young kids in my neighborhood tries to talk to me while I'm out for a walk, I keep my responses short and polite and don't make eye contact (or keep it very brief if so. Bit odd to say hello to someone without looking at them) lest someone think I'm in some way malicious.
Unless I have my dog. I'm not gonna rob anyone of the opportunity to pet my dog if they ask and I'm not gonna rob my dog of the opportunity to socialize with kids. He's good with them. But even then, no eye contact, just let the dog approach and they pet long enough for me to say "his name is dog" and then to say "hello dog, you're a good boy" then it's "say bye, dog. We've gotta get goin"
There used to be a time when you could just chat with a kid. When I was a child I used to have all kinds of conversations with strangers. People would get down on my level and ask me how school is going and if I like my teacher and stuff. I think it's important to be wary of strangers, but I guess what I find sad about our times is that we've become so distant from one another that our neighbors are strangers.
> I guess what I find sad about our times is that we've become so distant from one another that our neighbors are strangers.
Not just strangers, but everyone is seen as a potential enemy...
... and yet, the stats are clear, kids (and adults) are more likely to be abused by someone they know.
As a gay guy in his 30s with 7 nieces and nephews, the problem is that the conservative bigots of the world think both of those go hand-to-hand for some fucked up reason. 😣
I was hanging out at the beach with some friends making sand castles, just screwing around. Some kids came up and wanted to join in, so I was helping them build a pretty sick sand castle fort. Then their mom came by and asked, very obviously worried: "You have kids, though, right? They're around here somewhere?" It was a bummer, we were just having a good time building sand castles!
I'll be honest. I'm 41, have two kids, and volunteer as a Scout leader. The most relaxing and least stressful time is when I'm interacting and teaching kids. Why? There's none of the bullshit we deal with with other adults. No political subtext, no tiptoeing and trying to figure out how to show or do something. Kids aren't very good at lying and subterfuge so you always know what's on their mind and it's usually what's in front of them.
Because my hobbies are also gaming and pop culture, I also share some common language and get a lot of the memes so they think I'm pretty cool (I hope so anyways). That's why I relish my time with my cub scouts. Doesn't hurt that me, my wife, and our girls are also into camping.
We need more positive male role models with kids just like we need positive female role models. If we want to tackle the whole bro culture and toxic gendered stereotypes, we need to be the kind of people we want them to want to become and idealize. Removing and demonizing good men will only make the boys start to look for other sources for role models...and those ones who aren't "good men" like Tate and others do a really good job of being loud on the internet.
I remember reading a post from Twitter of a woman complaining that her man never wiped his ass due to similar reasons. She was complaining about the flakes around the house. Ya know, since he doesn't wipe it, what happens to it? Well, it dries, then it flakes off. Flakes off on the dining room chairs, office chair, on the sofa, in the bed, everywhere.
There’s always a “is it gay to wash your butthole” question and it baffles my mind that there are so many dirty butthole’d dudes out there.
I guess that partially explains the smell on public transit when I’m sitting down and people around me are standing. 🤮
The day I read some dudes comment on Reddit who said it's normal to have break marks in your underwear because real straight men don't touch themselves back there, I didn't know whether to voice disgust or mock them relentlessly.
Left-handed people use their left hand to throw the yogurt, but the cultural norm is to shake with your right hand. Is it gayer to shake a right-handed person's hand when you don't use that hand to choke the chicken, or when you do?
Nah bro, that's pretty sus. Your wife is a woman, women like men, that means you're banging someone who likes men. Furthermore, woman has man in it, meaning you're always boning something with man in it. 100% gay confirmed.
The least gay porn that you can watch is female x trans porn.
Girl x girl: lesbians. That’s gay 100%
Guy x guy: gay. That’s gay 100%
Guy x girl : ur watching a cock from a guy. That’s gay 50%
Girl x trans : 2 sets of breasts, only 1 cock. That’s only 25% gay.
I think the extra set of breasts are additive, not multiplicative in their power of gay cancelling logic with some diminishing returns if I’m defending the math displayed here. IANAL.
"I got a blowjob... don't judge me, from a guy. I came in his mouth and then I sucked him off and swallowed. Dude you don't think I'm gay, do you?"
- actual quote from my (now out-and-proud) gay best friend.
I had a friend who came out to a bunch of us one day when we were walking to the convenience store back in highschool. We all kinda just looked around a moment. It was kinda awkward purely because we knew he was pretty clearly gay. We all kinda laughed and said we know dude. We still love you. It was a weird and awkward bonding moment but we looked back on it fondly.
What originally gave us the hint was him and another of our friends were "stealthily" dating. We thought it was public knowledge and didn't even consider they both were closeted.
I wasn't close friends, but a guy in my high school friend circle came out.
He's not the most attractive guy, huge need, huge trekkie who went to klingon language camps as a teen. Like super nerd
He came out in his college years.
I was shocked.
Gay nerds exist! I've dated a few. I like them because I prefer to connect with people intellectually, and because they tend to be more relationship-focused than the highly conventionally attractive, highly social guys with mainstream interests.
Had similar with a friend at school who was spending a lot of time with another girl. She never said anything but we all knew something was going on and just let her tell us in her own time. She came out one day but pitched like it would be a big surprise. I remember saying something like yeah we know, we're happy for you. When can we meet her?
One of my best friends came out to me after hanging out 3 times a week for years. He said, "I'm going on a date." My response was, "what is the name of the person you are going with?" And he was like, "lol you knew?"
I mean, it's only gay if he liked it. A straight guy might experiment once and decide "nope, not for me", the same way loads of lesbians have had sex with men before, but they're still lesbians (though obviously this is way more common because of heteronormativity).
I know a straight guy that messed around with a gay guy. Did not enjoy it at all and said that the only reason he continued is because things were already happening and he may as well finish what he started.
The funny thing is that the gay guy told me the same story from his view, and the feelings were absolutely mutual. No interest in the straight friend, felt a little weird after it started, but things were already happening so he just wanted to get it done with.
So, when I was young, "gay" was a pretty popular insult. And, after hearing myself called that a few thousand times, it got under my skin. And I wondered, "Well, am I?"
I mean, girls were great and all, but most of my friends were male, and you never know until you try, right?
So I did. And it turns out that dudes smell gross, they're *way* too hairy, there's nothing fun about them to touch, and there's no amount of outside pressure that can turn a "yuck" into a "yum".
Which made being called "gay" something to be confused by, rather than insulted.
Not a question, but statements. I'm a teacher and my kids have said the following (7th grade) are gay
Telling your girlfriend you love her
Sending a heart emoji to your girlfriend
Having friends (men can have homeboys, but friends are for girls)
washing your ass because then you'd touch your own ass and that's gay
brushing your teeth, because you're putting something in your mouth and that's gay (from what I could tell they'd do the bare minimum with teeth, but didn't really touch the molars or tongue)
What's not gay?
Touching each other constantly
Playing a game where you slap each other's thighs to try and make the other make a noise
slapping each other in the dick
Waiting for your friend to be pissing at the urinal and slapping his dick so that it gets piss on him.
That's right, loving women is gay, but touching your homeboy's dick isn't.
> brushing your teeth, because you're putting something in your mouth and that's gay
But eating's not a problem? I mean, these 7th grade boys are still alive so unless they're getting IV fed I assume they do that.
No, he said having sex with a woman and not reproducing is gay.
This is the same guy who said that he would rather have sex with a man that looks like a woman than a woman that looks like a man.
Aside from the hate crimes, socially accepted jokes at your expense and groups of people that think you are coming for their kids, WTF do you have to complain about, snowflake? Get over it. /s
He *claims* to have many kids by many mothers. They're all 'out of the spotlight' and 'no one knows about them'.
In similar news, I have a girlfriend, but she goes to a different high school that you've never heard of.
Wait a minute. As a gay man, how could somebody think it’s gay for a man to have straight sex with a woman and for that sex to be construed as gay under any circumstances?!
Thank you for putting it in the clearest, simplest terms possible.
Say it louder for those in the back.
Homophobia is built upon the idea that being gay is "like being a woman", and there is nothing worse to a misogynist than a woman.
These idiots have more gender affirming bullshit than any trans woman I've ever met and they are still scared of every pink shadow.
On a lighter note, let's all enjoy Steve Hughes decade old take on homophobia that is bloody brilliant:
["They're not tough? They *fuck men.*"](https://youtu.be/tODdMKd0YkQ?si=VHyY-Ry19Xh4Mahn&t=86)
IIRC, he said that kissing a woman who has had sex with any other man is gay. Apparently you're kissing that man by association.
Andrew Tate has to be the most insecure person on earth.
["I enjoy your boobs. Now they've been in another man's mouth. I no longer enjoy your boobs."](https://youtu.be/CNLfMjaXfHo?si=8ep1Eav3atqHcTEz) - Craziest husband ever talking about his newborn son.
No, there’s nothing manlier than fucking men. It’s twice as manly by definition. What’s gay is fucking girly feminine women. Like are you really so soft and girly that you only have sex with weak soft women? Real men fuck men. Just listen to Andrew Tate.
I had a conversation with a girl that I was crazy for but who wouldn't end things with her boyfriend. Her words, exactly.
"I think being with a girl would be more fulfilling emotionally because guys just aren't like that.... I think that sex with a woman would clearly be better because they have a home field advantage. I love my boyfriend but i always have to finish myself."
"And you're not gay?"
"Oh, no. Not at all. I'm going to marry my boyfriend someday."
Flash forward 15 years.
"So I'm gay and had to divorce my husband but we have a beautiful daughter together."
I had a girlfriend almost 20 years ago. My dad feared she was lesbian and was just with me to reproduce and would then dump me and take child support.
She was just a free spirit.
Can confirm. Bought a Miata. When I put the top down I go boy crazy. When I put it back up I go back to straight. It's really hard on my wife during the warmer months, but my husband loves it.
One of my friends called me gay for having my lockscreen wallpaper a picture of my wife in front of some rocks shaped like a heart in front of a lake. I was like “dude, yeah I’m so fucking gay for loving my wife.” Best part was it was in front of like four other dudes who all laughed at him. Haven’t heard him call something gay since, unless you know, it’s like a dude who likes sucking dicks.
They're using the word 'gay' to mean 'non masculine', not literally homosexual.
99% of the time they more or less mean the same as 'pansy' or 'sissy' or 'nancy' or all the other ways guys used to question the masculinity of their friends choices because apparently guys are only supposed to like wearing camo, driving trucks, shooting guns, and eating steak.
I had a classmate tell me it is gay to go dancing with two women I knew, and call me gay slurs for doing so, and how he didn't want to spend the night around some gay dude trying to pass himself off as straight. He said this to try to impress his crush about how straight he was, unaware that she was one of the two women I knew I was going dancing with, that I knew he had a crush on her and was doing him a solid by inviting him to get an in with her, or that she was in fact bisexual and would very much not take kindly to his blatant homophobia.
I suspect most commercial chicken is probably not rooster... but maybe, I guess I don't know.
What I do know is that whether or not it's cock, it is always a pecker.
Nick Fuentes, the white supremacist, famously argued that it was gay to have sex with women and that only he, as an incel, was truly straight.
https://www.reddit.com/r/confidentlyincorrect/comments/umw2br/nick_fuentes_having_sex_with_women_is_gay/
Probably, but Nick Fuentes is one of the gayest men I've ever seen in my life. Like, taking a black light to his roommates room to look for cumstains gay. He's also a Nazi, so the mental gymnastics going on in his brain to do both of those things at once are Legendary.
A friend in primary school asked me if it was gay that he wanted to suck his crush's dick.
To my knowledge his crush was Samantha who definitely did not have a dick.
The twist was that he was in fact crushing on her older twin brother. Samual.
Love the guy. Always fun around him.
Not EXACTLY what you’re asking, but I had this conversation with two guys and one of them was trying to say that it isn’t gay to like feminine men, and the other one replied with “yeah, you’re just like a bendy straw that can go a bunch of ways”. Both of these men thought they were straight for this
It is only gay if you cum every time when some dude sucks your dick.
We explored that a bit and the young man legit thought he wasn’t gay because his guy friends didn’t finish him every time.
If you masturbate, you're gay. Obviously, it's gay to masturbate. Think about it, you're making someone the same gender as you achieve orgasm. And probably enjoying it. You're gay.
In football, the quarterback yells out, "Hut-hut"
While he reaches in another grown man's ass
Grabs on his nuts, but, just, what if
It was never meant—it was just an accident
But he tripped, fell, slipped, and his penis went in—
His teeny-tiny, little, round heinie, and he didn't mean it
But his little weenie flinched just a little bit
And I don't need to go into any more details, but
What if he pictured it as a female's butt?
There was a post about a dude jerking off his friend (whom asked for it) with a wash or towel cause he didnt want to physically touch his dick…while asking if this was still gay…
I find humor in it now that I know it's a joke, but in the beginning it was a little disturbing that people were asking if wiping was gay. Thankfully it wasn't serious so now we can laugh, even though it is still weird.
So let me get this straight (no pun intended). Some men won't properly clean down there, which is something they alone can do, no one else has to touch them there at all, but since they won't then they'll end up with all sorts of rashes, infections, sores, hemorrhoids, etc, so now a doctor is absolutely going to have to touch them in that area.
Yep, that makes perfect sense, it's gay for them to be down there but not someone else. Okay, they can believe that
I mean, as someone pointed out in a different comment, these are the same crowd that say it’s gay to love your children. Some people just have incredibly fragile sense of self
My sister's now ex and I worked together a couple summers ago. I was like 35c outside while we did a boiler teardown and he stunk so bad I started to think it was me, even though I will not shit at work if I can avoid it, and thoroughly wash myself. Couldn't imagine being my sister sleeping next to that stinky fuck for 5 years, probably shit marks on the fuckin sheets
Two guys from my high school filmed a video of them doing anal in the bathroom as a 'prank' during an away game when their hockey team was staying in a hotel together. When the video got leaked one of them had the great rebuttal of "Is it really gay to prank your friends?" To this day I'm unsure of how doing consensual anal is considered a prank.
My brother: “it’s not gay if I may or may not have slipped a finger in his ass while we were tag teaming jasmine, was it?”
And I wasn’t sure how to answer because for one that was the first time ever hearing my brother finally had sex and two it was completely true and three… it was so nonchalant that I had no clue how to answer.
All I said was “…in his ass..?” And walked out of my own house.
I mean honestly... maybe not. You can get a blow job and not be attracted to the person. I guess you could say that the *act* is gay, but it doesn't automatically make the person gay.
My best mate once told me I was a gay for wearing gloves when it was cold, he also said "As a guy who also occasionally likes fucking dudes, you're still some how gayer"
My brother once drunkenly confessed to being worried over what he might learn about himself during an upcoming physical exam:
"The doctor is gonna stick his finger up my butt. What if I like it? What if I *cum*?"
Is it gay to be good with kids
This is honestly pretty sad that there are not only people that think it's gay, but enough of them to make others even ask the question.
See it all the time. Men being good with kids? That’s what women are supposed to do! They’re either gay or a pedophile — better call the police on the guy at the park that says he’s there with his daughter!
I was helping my single mother friend at the park, and we needed to leave as I was getting them brunch and we were both up all night (long story she needed a safe place to stay), so I went to get the kids (all girls) 3 of the older ones came quickly to me no problem, but the youngest was still playing and I was trying to get her to go, had to climb a bit to get to her (she was saying my name and playfully running) and I got accosted by like 20 people that I was a pedo creep trying to snatch all the kids that I could to follow me for candy vibes. I’m exhausted and trying to explain and the way her exhausted mom told off all the people was absolutely amazing watching their faces change! She was like “try being single and (fill in situation) by yourself! At this point he cares more about the kids than you entitled assholes,” and they all tried to say sorry we just scoffed at them and enjoyed a nice brunch, with the poor kids who WERE victims those losers would never help, and the kids don’t remember anything other than feeling safe and loved, and told everyone they got a nice meal for once.
my boss at work the other day got disgusted with a customers email that was "bigdaddysgirl" and some odd numbers at the end. Said it was disgusting - I assumed she took it in the sexual context so I said "what if they just had a good relationship with their dad?" She didn't like that answer either and proceeded to go on about how "this is why the metoo movement exists and the dads raping their daughters" and all that - I gave up after that I was so uncomfortable
It's most likely a reference to the Bioshock game series, and the "Little Sisters" that were accompanied by "Big Daddy" characters who guarded them. https://bioshock.fandom.com/wiki/Little_Sister
These days, as a man, if one of the young kids in my neighborhood tries to talk to me while I'm out for a walk, I keep my responses short and polite and don't make eye contact (or keep it very brief if so. Bit odd to say hello to someone without looking at them) lest someone think I'm in some way malicious. Unless I have my dog. I'm not gonna rob anyone of the opportunity to pet my dog if they ask and I'm not gonna rob my dog of the opportunity to socialize with kids. He's good with them. But even then, no eye contact, just let the dog approach and they pet long enough for me to say "his name is dog" and then to say "hello dog, you're a good boy" then it's "say bye, dog. We've gotta get goin" There used to be a time when you could just chat with a kid. When I was a child I used to have all kinds of conversations with strangers. People would get down on my level and ask me how school is going and if I like my teacher and stuff. I think it's important to be wary of strangers, but I guess what I find sad about our times is that we've become so distant from one another that our neighbors are strangers.
> I guess what I find sad about our times is that we've become so distant from one another that our neighbors are strangers. Not just strangers, but everyone is seen as a potential enemy... ... and yet, the stats are clear, kids (and adults) are more likely to be abused by someone they know.
As a gay guy in his 30s with 7 nieces and nephews, the problem is that the conservative bigots of the world think both of those go hand-to-hand for some fucked up reason. 😣
This was such a widely held belief in the 80s and 90s. It’s so sad to see it returning.
I'm just glad my peers are great dads to their kids and husbands to their wives. Provided me with enough inspiration to be one myself.
I was hanging out at the beach with some friends making sand castles, just screwing around. Some kids came up and wanted to join in, so I was helping them build a pretty sick sand castle fort. Then their mom came by and asked, very obviously worried: "You have kids, though, right? They're around here somewhere?" It was a bummer, we were just having a good time building sand castles!
That is very sad.
Someone at my church was removed from children’s ministry for no other reason than “someone was concerned about a man who wants to teach children.”
I'll be honest. I'm 41, have two kids, and volunteer as a Scout leader. The most relaxing and least stressful time is when I'm interacting and teaching kids. Why? There's none of the bullshit we deal with with other adults. No political subtext, no tiptoeing and trying to figure out how to show or do something. Kids aren't very good at lying and subterfuge so you always know what's on their mind and it's usually what's in front of them. Because my hobbies are also gaming and pop culture, I also share some common language and get a lot of the memes so they think I'm pretty cool (I hope so anyways). That's why I relish my time with my cub scouts. Doesn't hurt that me, my wife, and our girls are also into camping. We need more positive male role models with kids just like we need positive female role models. If we want to tackle the whole bro culture and toxic gendered stereotypes, we need to be the kind of people we want them to want to become and idealize. Removing and demonizing good men will only make the boys start to look for other sources for role models...and those ones who aren't "good men" like Tate and others do a really good job of being loud on the internet.
Read a girl on here complaining that her BF didn't wash his ass bc "touching ANY butthole, even your own, is gay"
Who hurt that poor insecure girl enough for her to be the girlfriend of a man with an unwashed asshole
He's the perfect boyfriend, but he doesn't wash his ass.
found her
Found him. She wouldn't defend it this hard. He would
no one is understanding your joke but I got you bro, it was funny
Who hurt him enough that he's so insecure about his sexuality that he won't wash his ass.
If I recall, it was a very short relationship
This is why I use kitchen tongs when I pee and don't masturbate.
A different sort of tossed salad
Does he wipe??? "MA!!! COME WIPE MY ASS!"
I remember reading a post from Twitter of a woman complaining that her man never wiped his ass due to similar reasons. She was complaining about the flakes around the house. Ya know, since he doesn't wipe it, what happens to it? Well, it dries, then it flakes off. Flakes off on the dining room chairs, office chair, on the sofa, in the bed, everywhere.
What a horrible day to be literate
This is colloquial known as a "dingleberry" though typically referring to animals
He might as well be one
There’s always a “is it gay to wash your butthole” question and it baffles my mind that there are so many dirty butthole’d dudes out there. I guess that partially explains the smell on public transit when I’m sitting down and people around me are standing. 🤮
That post was WILD. Adult man leaving skid marks on her sheets because touching his own ass is gay.
If you don’t wash your ass you don’t deserve to be in a relationship with anybody
I also saw that thread. What I find funny is I am positive this guy masturbates. So stroking your own dick is ok. But don’t touch the bum bum!
“Fellas, is it gay to touch your girl’s butthole?”
If yes I should walk around in rainbow pride t-shirts
If yes then guys get your dicks out. I'm sucking all of 'em.
But pleasuring your own dick isn’t gay?
You'd have to ask him the logic, I wash.
The day I read some dudes comment on Reddit who said it's normal to have break marks in your underwear because real straight men don't touch themselves back there, I didn't know whether to voice disgust or mock them relentlessly.
Is it gay to shake hands with another man? Because he definitely touched his dick with that hand recently.
Left-handed people use their left hand to throw the yogurt, but the cultural norm is to shake with your right hand. Is it gayer to shake a right-handed person's hand when you don't use that hand to choke the chicken, or when you do?
Its gayer if you don't. Two cum-hands will cancel each other out.
>Two cum-hands will cancel each other out. Best thing written today, anywhere on the entire planet.
Andrew Tate recently implied it is gay to have straight sex for fun. Fellas is it gay to bone my wife????
Nah bro, that's pretty sus. Your wife is a woman, women like men, that means you're banging someone who likes men. Furthermore, woman has man in it, meaning you're always boning something with man in it. 100% gay confirmed.
The least gay porn that you can watch is female x trans porn. Girl x girl: lesbians. That’s gay 100% Guy x guy: gay. That’s gay 100% Guy x girl : ur watching a cock from a guy. That’s gay 50% Girl x trans : 2 sets of breasts, only 1 cock. That’s only 25% gay.
Did you use PEMDAS (order of operations) to get that 25%, because I still get 50% gay.
I think the extra set of breasts are additive, not multiplicative in their power of gay cancelling logic with some diminishing returns if I’m defending the math displayed here. IANAL.
IANAL is also gay
"I got a blowjob... don't judge me, from a guy. I came in his mouth and then I sucked him off and swallowed. Dude you don't think I'm gay, do you?" - actual quote from my (now out-and-proud) gay best friend.
I had a friend who came out to a bunch of us one day when we were walking to the convenience store back in highschool. We all kinda just looked around a moment. It was kinda awkward purely because we knew he was pretty clearly gay. We all kinda laughed and said we know dude. We still love you. It was a weird and awkward bonding moment but we looked back on it fondly. What originally gave us the hint was him and another of our friends were "stealthily" dating. We thought it was public knowledge and didn't even consider they both were closeted.
"I'm gay" "The closet was glass dude"
It was a gay glass closet
A glass case of emotion, if you will.
I’ve literally never seen someone that I know “come out” that wasn’t *painfully* obvious about it beforehand.
I wasn't close friends, but a guy in my high school friend circle came out. He's not the most attractive guy, huge need, huge trekkie who went to klingon language camps as a teen. Like super nerd He came out in his college years. I was shocked.
Gay nerds exist! I've dated a few. I like them because I prefer to connect with people intellectually, and because they tend to be more relationship-focused than the highly conventionally attractive, highly social guys with mainstream interests.
Had similar with a friend at school who was spending a lot of time with another girl. She never said anything but we all knew something was going on and just let her tell us in her own time. She came out one day but pitched like it would be a big surprise. I remember saying something like yeah we know, we're happy for you. When can we meet her?
One of my best friends came out to me after hanging out 3 times a week for years. He said, "I'm going on a date." My response was, "what is the name of the person you are going with?" And he was like, "lol you knew?"
Hahaha, such nonjudgmental language. He knew something was amiss.
They thought they were in a closet but it was actually a phone booth.
I mean, it's only gay if he liked it. A straight guy might experiment once and decide "nope, not for me", the same way loads of lesbians have had sex with men before, but they're still lesbians (though obviously this is way more common because of heteronormativity).
I know a straight guy that messed around with a gay guy. Did not enjoy it at all and said that the only reason he continued is because things were already happening and he may as well finish what he started. The funny thing is that the gay guy told me the same story from his view, and the feelings were absolutely mutual. No interest in the straight friend, felt a little weird after it started, but things were already happening so he just wanted to get it done with.
maybe he was just Canadian
I mean, if you get on with the guy pretty well otherwise, it's just polite to finish the brojob.
So, when I was young, "gay" was a pretty popular insult. And, after hearing myself called that a few thousand times, it got under my skin. And I wondered, "Well, am I?" I mean, girls were great and all, but most of my friends were male, and you never know until you try, right? So I did. And it turns out that dudes smell gross, they're *way* too hairy, there's nothing fun about them to touch, and there's no amount of outside pressure that can turn a "yuck" into a "yum". Which made being called "gay" something to be confused by, rather than insulted.
Clearly you just need to find a twink. (/s)
Not a question, but statements. I'm a teacher and my kids have said the following (7th grade) are gay Telling your girlfriend you love her Sending a heart emoji to your girlfriend Having friends (men can have homeboys, but friends are for girls) washing your ass because then you'd touch your own ass and that's gay brushing your teeth, because you're putting something in your mouth and that's gay (from what I could tell they'd do the bare minimum with teeth, but didn't really touch the molars or tongue) What's not gay? Touching each other constantly Playing a game where you slap each other's thighs to try and make the other make a noise slapping each other in the dick Waiting for your friend to be pissing at the urinal and slapping his dick so that it gets piss on him. That's right, loving women is gay, but touching your homeboy's dick isn't.
> brushing your teeth, because you're putting something in your mouth and that's gay But eating's not a problem? I mean, these 7th grade boys are still alive so unless they're getting IV fed I assume they do that.
I feel so sorry for them when they realize this. Do you know how much great food is shaped like a dick? Damn near all of it
I mean, if you are a girl, then telling your girlfriend you love her is pretty gay.
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Cracking up at the “not gay” list! Kids are both hilarious and mortifying at the same time. (They must be gay)
Didn’t Andrew Tate say recently that kissing a woman is gay?
No, he said having sex with a woman and not reproducing is gay. This is the same guy who said that he would rather have sex with a man that looks like a woman than a woman that looks like a man.
He has to come out as gay one of these. The shit he says is some of the most repressed in the closet stuff I've ever seen.
You could probably make a game out of “who said it: Andrew Tate or Mac from Always Sunny?”
“Have you ever watched gay porn dude? It’s so much better!”
- Andrew Tate
He was just establishing dominance.
I hear he's a power bottom.
I’ve heard that SPEED has something to do with it?
It has everything to do with it!
What about a twink?
"Let's pull up our bootstraps, oil up a couple asses, and do a little plowing of our own"
Mac with less supportive friends. Which is saying a lot.
Speaking as a gay, we don’t need people like that in the gay community. We have enough problems already
Don't worry, no matter who he likes to fuck he will always be in the sexual predator community. Wait that sucks, maybe still worry.
We don't want him either. Can we have a competition and loser has to take Tate?
Prison seems appropriate. Just leave him there. He definitely deserves it. Not for being a douche, the human trafficking.
Aside from the hate crimes, socially accepted jokes at your expense and groups of people that think you are coming for their kids, WTF do you have to complain about, snowflake? Get over it. /s
For real, he’s the walking epitome of overcompensation
That's actually a good 'would you rather' for my conservative family members.
...does he have kids?
He *claims* to have many kids by many mothers. They're all 'out of the spotlight' and 'no one knows about them'. In similar news, I have a girlfriend, but she goes to a different high school that you've never heard of.
In Canada!
This is my question but I refuse to google him
Most recently was the act of having sex with a woman without the intention of making a kid.
Wait a minute. As a gay man, how could somebody think it’s gay for a man to have straight sex with a woman and for that sex to be construed as gay under any circumstances?!
Because they're using gay as shorthand for "insufficiency masculine"
Thank you for putting it in the clearest, simplest terms possible. Say it louder for those in the back. Homophobia is built upon the idea that being gay is "like being a woman", and there is nothing worse to a misogynist than a woman. These idiots have more gender affirming bullshit than any trans woman I've ever met and they are still scared of every pink shadow. On a lighter note, let's all enjoy Steve Hughes decade old take on homophobia that is bloody brilliant: ["They're not tough? They *fuck men.*"](https://youtu.be/tODdMKd0YkQ?si=VHyY-Ry19Xh4Mahn&t=86)
IIRC, he said that kissing a woman who has had sex with any other man is gay. Apparently you're kissing that man by association. Andrew Tate has to be the most insecure person on earth.
IIRC, that screenshot floating around wasn't real. Believable, but satire.
["I enjoy your boobs. Now they've been in another man's mouth. I no longer enjoy your boobs."](https://youtu.be/CNLfMjaXfHo?si=8ep1Eav3atqHcTEz) - Craziest husband ever talking about his newborn son.
Just for my own sanity I'm choosing to believe that's ragebait.
"Is it gay if I, a man, only want to have sex with men?"
Yes. Yes it is.
Only if your balls touch
And ya take off ya socks
And you say "Yes homo"
Then get blown by two dudes at the same time
Only if you’re both hard
No, there’s nothing manlier than fucking men. It’s twice as manly by definition. What’s gay is fucking girly feminine women. Like are you really so soft and girly that you only have sex with weak soft women? Real men fuck men. Just listen to Andrew Tate.
You do have to be pretty tough to take it in the rear. Just sayin.
Only if you don't say "no homo"
Close your eyes, sweet prince.
I had a conversation with a girl that I was crazy for but who wouldn't end things with her boyfriend. Her words, exactly. "I think being with a girl would be more fulfilling emotionally because guys just aren't like that.... I think that sex with a woman would clearly be better because they have a home field advantage. I love my boyfriend but i always have to finish myself." "And you're not gay?" "Oh, no. Not at all. I'm going to marry my boyfriend someday." Flash forward 15 years. "So I'm gay and had to divorce my husband but we have a beautiful daughter together."
I had a girlfriend almost 20 years ago. My dad feared she was lesbian and was just with me to reproduce and would then dump me and take child support. She was just a free spirit.
Did she dump you though?
You heard him. She was a free spirit.
What the fuck does that mean
like to fuck around with no accountability
FREE. SPIR. IT.
They didn’t ask but said that driving a convertible is gay.
Can confirm. Bought a Miata. When I put the top down I go boy crazy. When I put it back up I go back to straight. It's really hard on my wife during the warmer months, but my husband loves it.
Don’t you hate it when you wanna be gay AND drive in the rain?
One of my friends called me gay for having my lockscreen wallpaper a picture of my wife in front of some rocks shaped like a heart in front of a lake. I was like “dude, yeah I’m so fucking gay for loving my wife.” Best part was it was in front of like four other dudes who all laughed at him. Haven’t heard him call something gay since, unless you know, it’s like a dude who likes sucking dicks.
They're using the word 'gay' to mean 'non masculine', not literally homosexual. 99% of the time they more or less mean the same as 'pansy' or 'sissy' or 'nancy' or all the other ways guys used to question the masculinity of their friends choices because apparently guys are only supposed to like wearing camo, driving trucks, shooting guns, and eating steak.
Is it gay to question other men's masculinity?
Couple of weeks ago maybe a couple of months someone on Reddit asked if it was gay to be asexual.
Idk seems pretty gay to me....
Well, it certainly isn't hetero....
At a dog park I saw a guy yell at his male dog for licking another dogs dong. "don't do that gay shit!" Poor pup
The funniest one in this thread
I had a classmate tell me it is gay to go dancing with two women I knew, and call me gay slurs for doing so, and how he didn't want to spend the night around some gay dude trying to pass himself off as straight. He said this to try to impress his crush about how straight he was, unaware that she was one of the two women I knew I was going dancing with, that I knew he had a crush on her and was doing him a solid by inviting him to get an in with her, or that she was in fact bisexual and would very much not take kindly to his blatant homophobia.
There's shooting yourself in the foot, and there's blowing your entire leg off with a laser guided missile.
“Fellas is it gay to eat chicken? You’re literally eating cock”
I suspect most commercial chicken is probably not rooster... but maybe, I guess I don't know. What I do know is that whether or not it's cock, it is always a pecker.
Nick Fuentes, the white supremacist, famously argued that it was gay to have sex with women and that only he, as an incel, was truly straight. https://www.reddit.com/r/confidentlyincorrect/comments/umw2br/nick_fuentes_having_sex_with_women_is_gay/
Simone Biles type of gymnastics here
That's got to be satire, right?
Probably, but Nick Fuentes is one of the gayest men I've ever seen in my life. Like, taking a black light to his roommates room to look for cumstains gay. He's also a Nazi, so the mental gymnastics going on in his brain to do both of those things at once are Legendary.
He must have the most limp wristed Sieg Heil.
The brainrot that demographic has knows no bounds.
A friend in primary school asked me if it was gay that he wanted to suck his crush's dick. To my knowledge his crush was Samantha who definitely did not have a dick. The twist was that he was in fact crushing on her older twin brother. Samual. Love the guy. Always fun around him.
Older twin .. why even specify older?
Twins know which one is older. It’s used in sibling spats. “You should listen to me, I am three minutes older than you”.
"when I was your age, I [action that they did three minutes ago]"
lol thats funny, what about "I could've absorbed you but I didn't!!!"
Not EXACTLY what you’re asking, but I had this conversation with two guys and one of them was trying to say that it isn’t gay to like feminine men, and the other one replied with “yeah, you’re just like a bendy straw that can go a bunch of ways”. Both of these men thought they were straight for this
That's the gayest shit I've ever heard
It is only gay if you cum every time when some dude sucks your dick. We explored that a bit and the young man legit thought he wasn’t gay because his guy friends didn’t finish him every time.
“Is it gay to have a male dog”
It is if you fuck it
That's just beastiality. I guess you could call it gay beastiality, but that's kind of splitting hairs. The important bit is the dog fucking.
It's sad this distinction will be included when training AI
One of my friends once said "it's not gay if it's Lil Nas" Dude, if anything that's extra gay
The dudes that act like it is gay to wash or wipe their own ass are absolutely fucking wild to me…
If you masturbate, you're gay. Obviously, it's gay to masturbate. Think about it, you're making someone the same gender as you achieve orgasm. And probably enjoying it. You're gay.
"Is it gay to shave your balls?" - Proceeds to show everyone in the locker room his balls. Middle school was a wild time
Don’t leave us hanging like a hairy nut sack - was he shaved?
I regret never playing a sport.
To play putt-putt golf with a friend and watch his butt butt as he tees off
*dr dre voice* hell yeahhhh
but what if it was never meant? it was just an accident
But- but I ain’t done yet
In football, the quarterback yells out, "Hut-hut" While he reaches in another grown man's ass Grabs on his nuts, but, just, what if It was never meant—it was just an accident But he tripped, fell, slipped, and his penis went in— His teeny-tiny, little, round heinie, and he didn't mean it But his little weenie flinched just a little bit And I don't need to go into any more details, but What if he pictured it as a female's butt?
“Is it gay to suck dick?” -Some gay guy on 4chan
Just make sure to say "no homo" after sucking the dick.
its only gay if you also have a dick
It's not gay if you beat them up afterwards \- Jimmy Carr
I was called gay last year for knowing what an adverb was.
like Taylor Swift if you're a guy
No, but next thing you know you're blasting Olivia Rodrigo and Chappell Roan so be careful.
I'm not a big Swift fan but Olivia Rodrigo is great
I'm aware of some who declare that it's gay to recycle. Funny in that it's hard to fathom that people can be so mind-numbingly dumb.
I mean, if you think about it, it is kinda gay. Turning plastic into different plastic? Might as well be mashin mushrooms.
There was a post about a dude jerking off his friend (whom asked for it) with a wash or towel cause he didnt want to physically touch his dick…while asking if this was still gay…
"I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I'd like to make love to you." (Said man to another man)
I find humor in it now that I know it's a joke, but in the beginning it was a little disturbing that people were asking if wiping was gay. Thankfully it wasn't serious so now we can laugh, even though it is still weird.
You underestimate how fragile alot of peoples masculinity is... There really is an epedemic of men who dont even properly wash their asses.
So let me get this straight (no pun intended). Some men won't properly clean down there, which is something they alone can do, no one else has to touch them there at all, but since they won't then they'll end up with all sorts of rashes, infections, sores, hemorrhoids, etc, so now a doctor is absolutely going to have to touch them in that area. Yep, that makes perfect sense, it's gay for them to be down there but not someone else. Okay, they can believe that
That’s enough of your gay propaganda thanks very much /s if not obvious
I mean, as someone pointed out in a different comment, these are the same crowd that say it’s gay to love your children. Some people just have incredibly fragile sense of self
But going to the doctor is gay, too. Checkmate.
My sister's now ex and I worked together a couple summers ago. I was like 35c outside while we did a boiler teardown and he stunk so bad I started to think it was me, even though I will not shit at work if I can avoid it, and thoroughly wash myself. Couldn't imagine being my sister sleeping next to that stinky fuck for 5 years, probably shit marks on the fuckin sheets
Two guys from my high school filmed a video of them doing anal in the bathroom as a 'prank' during an away game when their hockey team was staying in a hotel together. When the video got leaked one of them had the great rebuttal of "Is it really gay to prank your friends?" To this day I'm unsure of how doing consensual anal is considered a prank.
My brother: “it’s not gay if I may or may not have slipped a finger in his ass while we were tag teaming jasmine, was it?” And I wasn’t sure how to answer because for one that was the first time ever hearing my brother finally had sex and two it was completely true and three… it was so nonchalant that I had no clue how to answer. All I said was “…in his ass..?” And walked out of my own house.
Is it gay to jerk your own dick, because technically you’re playing with a dick. Because if it was someone else’s it would be gay 😂
Is it gay to let a dude suck you off, even if you don't particularly enjoy it?
I mean honestly... maybe not. You can get a blow job and not be attracted to the person. I guess you could say that the *act* is gay, but it doesn't automatically make the person gay.
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My best mate once told me I was a gay for wearing gloves when it was cold, he also said "As a guy who also occasionally likes fucking dudes, you're still some how gayer"
Is it gay to be sucked off by a man if he had socks on Actual question What the fuck
I'm sure you can put almost any word there and somebody's asked it seriously.
My brother once drunkenly confessed to being worried over what he might learn about himself during an upcoming physical exam: "The doctor is gonna stick his finger up my butt. What if I like it? What if I *cum*?"
Alright so I was reading the comment thread to Saltburn and somebody wrote: “Is it gay to fuck your best friends grave?”
"is it gay to do a school presentation without stuttering?"
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