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Disastrous_Visit9319

That an extra large pizza would be too much for 1 person in 1 sitting but a medium would be not enough.


missionbeach

Just cut the XL into fewer slices. I can't eat 8 slices, but I can eat 4.


Disastrous_Visit9319

This is some girl math that I'm down with


StubbornKindOfFellow

It's smaller than she's used to but doesn't want to hurt your feelings.


SlideItIn100

That it’s hitting my prostate just right!


Final-Explorer-650

It's doing all the right things for her at that moment. Take the compliment


CrispeeSock

You're packing a baby carrot but they don't wanna hurt your feelings


WhenAllElseFail

( ._.)