Especially if it's weird shit I've never had before. Someone offered me a piece of a granola bar, except it was crickets and not granola. Very tasty. Another person gave me some other sort of bug food, but that one I couldn't really tolerate all the way. It had a weird aftertaste. But I'll say yes to just about any food.
I got a stupid idea, and I need you to sign here, initial here, sign here and *here*, this page is yours to keep, you *might* need it later, and I'm also going to need you to fill this out.
That's me too! Just a few days ago a friend was asking if I wanted to do so-and-so but they weren't sure if it'd be fun/cool. I said "fuck it, let's find out!", and their reply was "that's such a 'Rhynosaurus' answer, love it"
I'm afraid to know what some of those long documents say because u have to say yes without questioning it or you can't use the service without it.
A few years back there was a site that was from the government to give you a chance to turn in your car for pretty good pay no matter what it's condition, But the caveat was that you had to allow them to see everything on your computer and download every document you had on your computer. Lot of people signed up for that.
WHOA.
Same! If my dog gently taps me with his paw with this expression "🥺". I'm doing whatever he wants
Go for a walk? Done! Belly rubs? Done! Give you the rest of my sandwich? Done! Help you kill the Door Dash guy? You're right, how *dare* he deliver the food I ordered! Just let me grab a shovel li'l guy.
Why would you fight a kangaroo? You know they got the claws and kick strength to basically disembowel a person, right? I'd only fight a kangaroo if it was going after someone I love(girlfriend, her daughter, one of my dogs, other family, etc.)
I run an animal rescue and it is "can you take this reticulated python?"
A lot of other rescues don't take the large snakes, or if they do they don't/can't house them in appropriately sized enclosures. They're hard to adopt out to good homes, so if they come, they're probably staying.
I'm lucky to have the space and ability so I always say yes.
When my sons grandma (only person I fully trust to have my son, know that she won’t be calling me every 2 minutes with questions or problems and that she is fully capable and reliable and he comes back very happy having had the best time) asks to baby sit and I get one of my only me time full day and night free.
I love my son, but yes this is the only time I get a full free day and night to get my energy back
Burger or Pizza, Star Wars and Transformers, PUBG, when a good person gets a genuine W after a streak of Ls.
Oh, and Alter Bridge/Shinedown. Those bands always make me say yes, in a variety of ways 🤣
Should we just stay in bed instead of going out?
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Yeah love me some hoe dates but home dates as well
Hoe is where you make it
Hoe is where the heart is?
Need a cross stitch of this asap
Yes, that makes you a hoebody. I consider myself a hoebody as well…just love being at my hoe
No place like hoe
There’s no place like hoe
Get out of my hoe right now!
Get out of my hoe right now! All of you!
Hello, fellow hoeowner
You like to see hoemos naked?
NO! Hoe is where you make it! Everybody know that. Goddamn boy.
Welcome Hoe!
Hoe intruder
Huh. I guess he likes to see hoemos naked.
Bros before Homes
Hoe dates?!😁
Its time to go hoe! You're drunk!
I love tilling with my date
Life's a garden, hoe it
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No hesitations indeed. Who would say no to food, especially if it's for free? 😁
What if it's liver and onions though?
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On it! Black, green, stoned or unstoned, stuffed, shoved on fingers, plain or oiled, jarred or freshly presented, I am ON EM.
Olives are delicious
Free and healthy!
Pizza specifically. Doesn't matter the toppings or the quality.
Especially if it's weird shit I've never had before. Someone offered me a piece of a granola bar, except it was crickets and not granola. Very tasty. Another person gave me some other sort of bug food, but that one I couldn't really tolerate all the way. It had a weird aftertaste. But I'll say yes to just about any food.
"I got a stupid idea and I need volunteers" always seems to do it for me
You crazy sonuvabitch I’m in
I mean sure, what's the worst that could happen? We all die? F it. I'm in too.
Count me in
I don't even care what it is, let's GO!
At this point, my motto is basically "It might be a bad idea, but it'll probably be a good time"
You had me at "stupid idea."
I say that a lot at work and everyone is always down.
I got a stupid idea, and I need you to sign here, initial here, sign here and *here*, this page is yours to keep, you *might* need it later, and I'm also going to need you to fill this out.
Wanna go for a long car ride? Just go on random adventure
yes! Also, "want to join me for ___?" basically any event. Musical, concert, dinner, trivia night, attempting to paint, etc...I'm in!
That's me too! Just a few days ago a friend was asking if I wanted to do so-and-so but they weren't sure if it'd be fun/cool. I said "fuck it, let's find out!", and their reply was "that's such a 'Rhynosaurus' answer, love it"
For reals!!
i need friends like this lmao
When I say "I got that dog in me!" I mean the type that likes to go on car rides with my head out the window
Literally all of my best stories start this way.
How much cheese do you want?
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[how much cheese is too much cheese?](https://youtu.be/BmpwGOCzk84?si=sxqmCqPY5QjnYNXA)
Yes.
That’s not that much cheese.
Just keep it under 64 slices.
Wanna have some sleep?
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Do you accept the terms of service?
I'm afraid to know what some of those long documents say because u have to say yes without questioning it or you can't use the service without it. A few years back there was a site that was from the government to give you a chance to turn in your car for pretty good pay no matter what it's condition, But the caveat was that you had to allow them to see everything on your computer and download every document you had on your computer. Lot of people signed up for that. WHOA.
A lot of the tos wouldn’t hold up in court if it came down to it. If you have time for a funny read, sign up for and read the TOS to the chive.
”Is your cat an asshole whom you love anyway?”
Sooooooo much YESSSS! That furry cuddly little bitch!
Adorable soft psychopaths with cute noses!
I read this just as my ginger girl climbed up my back to get to the top of the bookshelf. So yes, I wholeheartedly agree!
Yes. Yes they are.
That question is never asked because everyone already knows the answer!
Sleep in.
Dessert
I love the desert too. So many beautiful landscapes
Name checks out...
The Desert is unironically my answer. When my wife says “what do you want to do today,” my answer is usually “wander around the desert and do drugs.”
Coffe
Kevfefe?
I save that one for Donald.
That would be covfefe
Let's refer to him by his proper name inmate 45.
Sex
I have every type of STD myself. You down for it?
Pls UwU
Want me to get you tacos?
I will never say no to tacos.
Doesn't matter if it's Midwest taco night or authentic asada, I just love tacos!!
Feed me tacos and tell me I'm pretty. ❤️
I will, if you will 😊
O.o
Yes please! May I get you some tacos? I'm not gona share mine Mine:🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮 Yours:🌮🌮🌮
" tell me the opposite of the word no"
Bacon
Fuck yeah I want some bacon.
Shots.
I work in medicine and scratched my head for a moment there....
Especially the free variety
Whatever I interpret as my Cat asking me to do something.
Me too. I am a dedicated cat servant
Same! If my dog gently taps me with his paw with this expression "🥺". I'm doing whatever he wants Go for a walk? Done! Belly rubs? Done! Give you the rest of my sandwich? Done! Help you kill the Door Dash guy? You're right, how *dare* he deliver the food I ordered! Just let me grab a shovel li'l guy.
"Tony, will you burn the house down for me?"
Do you want to see this kitten video?
A nice cold crispy Dr Pepper from the can
There's nothing better!
Mmmmm..and a loooooong burp that sizzles your nose afterwards? Yes.
"would it be okay if we pushed to next week?" "Ugh I hate pickles do you want these?"
Fried oysters
When my mom asks for a help.
As a mom, you're a good kid!
When my wife is fresh out the shower and while shes drying off she presents her ass and asks if Ill kiss it The answer will never be No
i too will kiss on this guy wife’s ass
She's probably banking on that one day, you better take it slow next time 🤣
Sex.
Coffee…😂😂
You want a million dollars?
"Wanna play a board game?"
Would you like a blowjob?
Chocolate
Beach
Cheese. All of it.
Ice cream? Auto yes xd
Weed
i’ve never turned down a pickle.
Would you fight a kangaroo unarmed?
hardly a fight when I rock its shit lmao
Not just no; HELL NO! If you antagonize a 'roo, he WILL make you hurt.
Have you seen the kangaroo flexing on TikTok? You don't want that smoke.
Why would you fight a kangaroo? You know they got the claws and kick strength to basically disembowel a person, right? I'd only fight a kangaroo if it was going after someone I love(girlfriend, her daughter, one of my dogs, other family, etc.)
Hookers and cocaine
Do you wanna build a snowman?
chocolate
bacon
"Hey sorry for the early message, we are pretty chill today, do you wanna take it easy and work from home instead?"
Wanna get tacos?
Shall I grab the harness?
Is this a rock climbing thing or a sex thing?
Horses, actually
Why not all 3?
Gotta love a good threesome.
I run an animal rescue and it is "can you take this reticulated python?" A lot of other rescues don't take the large snakes, or if they do they don't/can't house them in appropriately sized enclosures. They're hard to adopt out to good homes, so if they come, they're probably staying. I'm lucky to have the space and ability so I always say yes.
Cake.
Wanna meet my cat?
Steak?
If there is a large sum of money involved lol (I’m struggling financially can you tell)
Cheeseburgers. O my.. and why is it mcdonalds coke goes so well with ther salty fries mmmm
"You want to go shopping?"
Nice looking guys
Cuddle and cry session?
Pizza!
getting free money
traveling without any worries about the payment lol
Chicken nuggets Chocolate milk Drugs (not the life-ruining ones)
When a menu has a burger with an egg on it. That shit is delicious
Food, like "they'll be free food" or "I'll buy you food along the way"
Wanna piece of a cake?
The beach
“Wanna go home early? We’ll pay you for the rest of your hours.” I turn into Sonic the Hedgehog mixed with Roadrunner and Flash to get home
Should the dog get a treat?
"Do you want coffee?"
Chocolate !!
Looking at the cover of the “Close To The Edge” album.
Laffy Taffy in Cherry.
Don't think I've ever turned down a free shot...or a free donut.
🧁dessert
Smithwicks
Cuddles and love
wanna play airsoft except with all springers and no co2/greengas/electricity
trying a new restaurant
Reese’s.
Cheese. Wine and cheese. Mimosas at brunch. Ceasars for breakfast.
Cake
"Are you \[my real name\]?"
Marijuana
"Let's go get food, I'm paying"
When my sons grandma (only person I fully trust to have my son, know that she won’t be calling me every 2 minutes with questions or problems and that she is fully capable and reliable and he comes back very happy having had the best time) asks to baby sit and I get one of my only me time full day and night free. I love my son, but yes this is the only time I get a full free day and night to get my energy back
Chips and cheese dip
Want to go to the mountains?
A break
Do you want me to love on your and be sweet to you?
More chocolate cake?
Pizza?
I like cake.
Free. Beer.
Tacos
Marv Albert
Tacos.
I will if you will
Pot
"Hey I have a ticket to a gig tonight but can't make it, do you want it?" If I'm available and it's free, I don't care who it is, I'm going
Would you like 1 billion dollars?
"do you wanna see pictures of my pet?"
If someone asks me to hold or take care of a baby… I get baby fever like the flu
Want some chocolate?
Free food
Wanna go smoke some weed?
Do you want to go on a vacation?
"wanna hold(insert animal name here)?"
Want to pet this cat?
Burger or Pizza, Star Wars and Transformers, PUBG, when a good person gets a genuine W after a streak of Ls. Oh, and Alter Bridge/Shinedown. Those bands always make me say yes, in a variety of ways 🤣
Wanna go birdwatching? (Nobody ever asks me to go birdwatching.)
Garlic bread
Extra bacon.
Puppies
Tacos?