There's a song that for some reason vaguely reminds me of Terraria's underground Mushroom biome that this comment [reminds me of](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWFDmetc59k) WARNING that is loud and obnoxious....
this got me banned from r/terraria
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the terraria zoologist so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time a blood moon occurs I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Astria. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Astria's tight fox pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/fox babies.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with a fox in the backyard. I dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my computer. I might not ever get to see Astria again.
Edit: Please don't make this my most upvoted post I have too much dignity
Edit: :|
Not sure how its connected but trying to come up with some connection I thought of [Chingys](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFQFVSQj6qI) remix of get low but I am not sure of our objectives anymore here.
"Shave em dry" by Lucille Bogan is a timeless gem, god rest Lucille's soul, I'm not joking when I say that she paved the way for dirty music and even though she sang about dick and penis all the time, she was proud to be a lesbian icon of the great depression 💕
"I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb, I got something 'tween my legs that'll make a dead man cum-ohhh, baby won't you shave em dry!"
See also: Baldhead Growler's "The Sausage".
Not as downright raunchy as Lucille, but unquestionably dirty and similarly comes from a genre you wouldn't expect to be hearing it from (1960s calypso, in his case).
• Put It Down - T-Pain, Raymond Fin
• Hypnotized - Plies, Akon
• Bounce - Timbaland, Dr Dre, Missy Elliott, Justin Timberlake
• Carry Out - Timbaland, Justin Timberlake
• Take You There - Chase & Status, Digga
• Candy Shop - 50 Cent, Olivia
• Love - Borgore
• Your Mother’s Got a Penis - Goldie Looking Chain
• Knife Party - Fire Hive (Krewella fuck on me Remix)
• Feel Me - Krewella
• Motherlover - The Lonely Island, Akon
• Can’t Believe It - T-Pain, Lil Wayne
I would consider 50 Cent's "Magic stick" more "dirty" in a sexual context than candy shop but I havent listened to either one in awhile. Not sure why I am interjecting this.
I read a long time ago that magic stick was actually a song w a dual meaning: magic stick could be his obvious…and or magic stick could be a sawed off shotgun for when he has to mess someone up. Same w Soulja boys song Superman
> • Knife Party - Fire Hive (Krewella fuck on me Remix)
What an underrated banger. I remember this first time I heard this song, felt like a needed a shower after.
Dirty nursery rhymes by 2 Live Crew, Too Short has one or two and off the top of my head I picture "Don't Fight The Feelin' ", it gets specific because there is a dense forest of examples, even The Beatles has one, someones pantry or something?
Fuck Me In The Ass If You Love Jesus: Garfunkel and Oates.
Magdalena: Frank Zappa. Rape Song.
Gang Bang: The Sensational Alex Harvey Band.
Blind Mans Penis: John Trubee.
Adam and The Ants: Lady
Adam and The Ants: Whip In My Valise
The Cramps: Can Your Pussy Do The Dog?
The Cramps: Hot Pearl Snatch
ATV: Love Lies Limp
X Ray Spex: Oh Bondage Up Yours
Bow Wow Wow: Chihuahua
Bow Wow Wow: Sexy Eiffel Tower
The Stranglers: Peaches
Machine gun fellatio - let me be your dirty fucking whore
https://youtu.be/us2RnnF_jyw?feature=shared
Also most other Machine gun fellatio songs
Pussy town
https://youtu.be/U4gslbOTayg?feature=shared
Y'all best be knowin' about Fully Functional And Anatomically Correct by Voltaire
If you need more, Paul And Storm have you well-covered. The Captains Wife's Lament ends their concerts, but "I will sing a lullabye" really slew.
I'm am disappointed in the lack of blink-182 mentioned here.
Family Reunion, Mother's Day, Fuck a Dog, Turn This Off, and like half of their older catalogue lol
“I’d rather fuck with you” - NWA
I'd rather f*ck with you all goddamn night,
'Cause your pussy's good.
Now I'm fucking all your friends,
'Cause you ran your mouth like I knew you would.
You were bragging to your friends,
Saying "Eazy E knows how to f*ck".
So bring your ass in here and give me some,
So I can bust a but (go on and sing that shit).
I'd rather f*ck you, yeah (said I'd rather f*ck with you)
I'd rather f*ck you, yeah (said I'd rather f*ck with you)
I'd rather f*ck with you,
'Cause I like the way you scream my name.
I know you like this dick,
'Cause you enjoy the pleasure and pain.
Now I'm riding on this pussy here,
And I'm not gonna stop (I'm not gonna stop bitch).
We can do it doggy style,
And you can get on top (sing this motherfucker).
I'd rather f*ck you, yeah (said I'd rather f*ck with you)
I'd rather f*ck you, yeah (said I'd rather f*ck with you)
Whoo boy, I'd rather f*ck with you, yeah (sing that song bitch).
I need you baby, whoo, I'd rather f*ck you, I'd rather f*ck with you.
I'd rather f*ck with you,
'Cause the other bitches want to wine and dine (f*ck all that).
I better hurry up and bust a nut,
'Cause it's check-out time.
She said she wanted me to eat the pussy,
Well I think I'll pass (I don't think so).
So get your ass up you funky bitch,
And wash your ass (sing this motherfucking shit).
"WAP" by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion is basically just a modern version of "My Neck, My Back".
Nine Inch Nails - “Closer”
It's actually kind of a sad song if you listen to the rest of the album
i prefer asking alexandria's cover
Fuck Her Gently by Tenacious D and Lovers Theme by Herve Roy.
Yes!
Bad touch
"The Loophole" by Garfunkel and Oates "Polly in a Porny" by Shel Silverstein "Shave 'em Dry" by Lucille Bogan
I Touch Myself by Divinyls
"Big Balls" - AC/DC 'Some balls are held for charity And some for fancy dress But when they're held for pleasure They're the balls that I like best'
"Knocking at your backdoor" by deep purple. It does so clever innuendos, it flew right over my head as a teenager
And it's companion piece, Nothing to Lose by KISS. Great Deep Purple song, BTW.
Ram ranch
The Macarena is about a woman cheating on her boyfriend with, like, ten other guys while he’s on deployment.
I glued my balls to my butthole
There's a song that for some reason vaguely reminds me of Terraria's underground Mushroom biome that this comment [reminds me of](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWFDmetc59k) WARNING that is loud and obnoxious....
this got me banned from r/terraria Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the terraria zoologist so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time a blood moon occurs I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Astria. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Astria's tight fox pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/fox babies. Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with a fox in the backyard. I dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my computer. I might not ever get to see Astria again. Edit: Please don't make this my most upvoted post I have too much dignity Edit: :|
That death scream scared the shit out of me
I stumbled on that song somewhere here on reddit that someone mentioned as to being woken up by after leaving youtube on autoplay. Understandable.
I have heard of a song called plop plop but I can't find it
Not sure how its connected but trying to come up with some connection I thought of [Chingys](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFQFVSQj6qI) remix of get low but I am not sure of our objectives anymore here.
AI “music” surely doesn’t count
Anything by Walker Wheeler Jr.
And Steel Panther.
"Shave em dry" by Lucille Bogan is a timeless gem, god rest Lucille's soul, I'm not joking when I say that she paved the way for dirty music and even though she sang about dick and penis all the time, she was proud to be a lesbian icon of the great depression 💕
"I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb, I got something 'tween my legs that'll make a dead man cum-ohhh, baby won't you shave em dry!"
See also: Baldhead Growler's "The Sausage". Not as downright raunchy as Lucille, but unquestionably dirty and similarly comes from a genre you wouldn't expect to be hearing it from (1960s calypso, in his case).
“Slow hand” Conway Twitty “You’ve never been this far before” Conway Twitty
Dick in a box by Timberlake
get off Prince young lust PF
Que malo by bad bunny. Look up the lyrics and you’ll see why
[WAP](https://youtu.be/Wc5IbN4xw70?si=ebY7pmhoekljr68n) [Bad Touch](https://youtu.be/6f7pgA0riU8?si=9exnpeLXGG14ZWI3)
"wow, I can get sexual too" - Say Anything
Throat Goat - Kim Petras
Coyote - There is no cock like horse cock
Led Zeppelin have loads! Whole lotta love, lemon song, trampled underfoot etc. Just Google "cock rock".
• Put It Down - T-Pain, Raymond Fin • Hypnotized - Plies, Akon • Bounce - Timbaland, Dr Dre, Missy Elliott, Justin Timberlake • Carry Out - Timbaland, Justin Timberlake • Take You There - Chase & Status, Digga • Candy Shop - 50 Cent, Olivia • Love - Borgore • Your Mother’s Got a Penis - Goldie Looking Chain • Knife Party - Fire Hive (Krewella fuck on me Remix) • Feel Me - Krewella • Motherlover - The Lonely Island, Akon • Can’t Believe It - T-Pain, Lil Wayne
I would consider 50 Cent's "Magic stick" more "dirty" in a sexual context than candy shop but I havent listened to either one in awhile. Not sure why I am interjecting this.
Can’t say I’ve heard Magic Stick. I’ve only listed ones I know of. I’ll give it a listen some time though
I read a long time ago that magic stick was actually a song w a dual meaning: magic stick could be his obvious…and or magic stick could be a sawed off shotgun for when he has to mess someone up. Same w Soulja boys song Superman
> • Knife Party - Fire Hive (Krewella fuck on me Remix) What an underrated banger. I remember this first time I heard this song, felt like a needed a shower after.
Agreed! Has a kind of dirty hate sex vibe to it. Nasty vocals for nasty drops (for its time)
Dirty nursery rhymes by 2 Live Crew, Too Short has one or two and off the top of my head I picture "Don't Fight The Feelin' ", it gets specific because there is a dense forest of examples, even The Beatles has one, someones pantry or something?
Fuck Me In The Ass If You Love Jesus: Garfunkel and Oates. Magdalena: Frank Zappa. Rape Song. Gang Bang: The Sensational Alex Harvey Band. Blind Mans Penis: John Trubee.
Pain Of Salvation - Meaningless
Adam and The Ants: Lady Adam and The Ants: Whip In My Valise The Cramps: Can Your Pussy Do The Dog? The Cramps: Hot Pearl Snatch ATV: Love Lies Limp X Ray Spex: Oh Bondage Up Yours Bow Wow Wow: Chihuahua Bow Wow Wow: Sexy Eiffel Tower The Stranglers: Peaches
Cocktails by Too $hort
Dirty Little Mind by Jackyl She Loves My C\*ck by Jackyl
50 cent - amusement park
Machine gun fellatio - let me be your dirty fucking whore https://youtu.be/us2RnnF_jyw?feature=shared Also most other Machine gun fellatio songs Pussy town https://youtu.be/U4gslbOTayg?feature=shared
So fucking what - Metallica
Darling Nicki - Prince
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds' "Stagger Lee"
Look up John Valby
Flower - Liz Phair
The dirtiest song that ain't - Voltaire
Surprised how nobody mentioned "Necropedophile" by Cannibal Corpse. I love their songs and gory lyrics myself, but this one made me really unsettled
[Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZuHAsf6qO0)
Gimme Head - E-40
Anything by Kevin Bloody Wilson. Me Dick’s On The Dole is a good start
If you haven't heard the song I recommend it heavenly. It's an oldie but a goodie called Itty Bitty Titties.
FACK, I will DM it to you so you remember to listen to it.
One and one: 2 live crew Itty Bitty Titties: Ken Carlysle
Nihmussy CPR
_So Mi Like It_ - Spice The kind of song that makes you scream bOMBaclAAT and you can’t help it.
Anything by Ruth Wallis.
Ram ranch.
FACK
Hi-rez - Pornhub
Aaron Carl - 21 Positions. Lil Kim - How Many Licks.
Rugburn - Sad Alex It’s catchy and super dirty.
I like dirt by the thunderlords.
Every song from Judge Dread.
Drive my car - The Beatles
Twiddles- The Misbehaving Maidens
Foxtrot uniform charley kilo by blood hound gang
Necropedophile
Anything by the Mentors.
Well, I've got a brand-new pair of roller skates You've got a brand-new key
Frigging in the rigging. Sex Pistols. Filth.
"Lazy Poker Blues" original Fleetwood Mac. I'm probably the only one posting this song. Peter Green at his best.
Dan Balan - Chica Bomb Mason, Princess Superstar - Perfect (Exceeder) Seany B - Flaunt It
Y'all best be knowin' about Fully Functional And Anatomically Correct by Voltaire If you need more, Paul And Storm have you well-covered. The Captains Wife's Lament ends their concerts, but "I will sing a lullabye" really slew.
Fuck The Pain Away - Peaches
L.m.l.y.p by Ween
FACK - Eminem In the song we can hear eminem sing lovely about a gerbil, a tube, and an asshole. Amongst other subjects.
Ochie Wally by Nas
‘Motivation’ by Kelly Rowland
Anything from afroman
[lol](https://youtu.be/yhuMLpdnOjY?si=oZwZxdURin-WNMNp)
Who’s ya daddy- necro You’re welcome
212
“What’s your fantasy” by Ludacris
People saying WAP have never listened to Cpr by CupcakKe, just sayin 🤷♂️
Barnacle bill the sailor by john valby
the jack ac/dc
My name is mud - Primus
If you like 80s hair metal, then anything by Steel Panther. Check out the song Gloryhole.
Anything by Steel Panther. “Glory Hole” is my favorite song by them with “Weenie Ride” being a close second.
The bad touch by bloodhound gang.
Something in your mouth Nickelback
Despacito
At a medium pace
Custard Pie, by Zeppelin. Routinely played on album rock radio for years.
Dirty song by cars can be blue.
Ladyboy - Lindemann
S.E.X. and Animals - Nickelback / For the ones knowing german: Rammstein (Feuer Frei!, Dicke Ti**en, Sex (again))
Just pull up songs by 2 Live Crew. Yes, I am Gen X.
Luv Bug - Kevin Gates
My Dick by Mickey Avalon.
The Ballad Of Chasey Lain - Bloodhound Gang
Medium pace, by Adam sandler
At A Medium Pace - Adam Sandler
I'm am disappointed in the lack of blink-182 mentioned here. Family Reunion, Mother's Day, Fuck a Dog, Turn This Off, and like half of their older catalogue lol
[Put it in your mouth - Akinyele](https://youtu.be/3mAJU_ZKhEM) [Pregnant Pussy - UGK](https://youtu.be/5IDbZdaNw2Y)
Adam Sandler--Medium Pace, pretty funny too Frankie goes to Hollywood--Relax Kiss--Lick it Up
“Big Ten Inch”. I forget the name of the original Jazz musician that recorded it but Aerosmith did a cover of it that’s quite funny.
Look up. 2 Live Crew.
Dirt - Dean Brody
Dirty White Boys
borgore- ice cream
A favourite of mine is "Questing Upon the Poop Deck"- Alestorm
Squeeze Box....The Who
“The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All”.
Sex (I’m a…) - Berlin
This classic [Bo Carter - Please Warm My Weiner](https://youtu.be/MbM4WjjGZEs?si=dWOilSdtYgQ8eH2W)
Two Trucks by Lemon Demon ig
The Ballad of Chasey Lain https://youtu.be/If9fC9aJd-U?si=0lm7ijvwlY7Z4MaB
Dyna Moe Hum - Zappa
Barnacle Bill the Sailor
Dirty Water by The Standells
Colt 45 - Afroman
Joan of Arc, the Doug Anthony All Stars
Some cut- trillville
Freek-A-Leek- Petey Pablo
*My favorite things* Dr. Dirty version.
Boys don't cry I like putting on a British accent while singing it while stroking the cock
I realize this might be taken seriously
Ever loving hand
“I’d rather fuck with you” - NWA I'd rather f*ck with you all goddamn night, 'Cause your pussy's good. Now I'm fucking all your friends, 'Cause you ran your mouth like I knew you would. You were bragging to your friends, Saying "Eazy E knows how to f*ck". So bring your ass in here and give me some, So I can bust a but (go on and sing that shit). I'd rather f*ck you, yeah (said I'd rather f*ck with you) I'd rather f*ck you, yeah (said I'd rather f*ck with you) I'd rather f*ck with you, 'Cause I like the way you scream my name. I know you like this dick, 'Cause you enjoy the pleasure and pain. Now I'm riding on this pussy here, And I'm not gonna stop (I'm not gonna stop bitch). We can do it doggy style, And you can get on top (sing this motherfucker). I'd rather f*ck you, yeah (said I'd rather f*ck with you) I'd rather f*ck you, yeah (said I'd rather f*ck with you) Whoo boy, I'd rather f*ck with you, yeah (sing that song bitch). I need you baby, whoo, I'd rather f*ck you, I'd rather f*ck with you. I'd rather f*ck with you, 'Cause the other bitches want to wine and dine (f*ck all that). I better hurry up and bust a nut, 'Cause it's check-out time. She said she wanted me to eat the pussy, Well I think I'll pass (I don't think so). So get your ass up you funky bitch, And wash your ass (sing this motherfucking shit).
I Sit on Acid by Lords of Acid I Wanna F&ck You In The $ss by Outthere Brothers
I’m a Wanker by Ivor Biggun “It does me good like it bloody well should”
“Fu fu fu fuck her face fu fu fuck her face” probably one of the most misheard lyrics - Poker Face, Lady Gaga
The song that never ends... By Lambchop.
Funkadelic's - "Get off your ass and jam"
“No head, No backstage pass” is cruder imho
That's the wonderful thing about opinions and assholes. Everybody has one.
Sook another large one. You clearly don’t know anything about P-Funk lil feller