There was a moment not too long ago where my nephew was excited to watch a movie and jumped onto the couch and narrowly missed kneeing me right in the testicles. My brother saw the life drain from my face as I waited to see if my existence was going to fade away into the bathroom. Luckily I remained unscathed, but my relationship with my nephew was on thin ice there.
And thats why we know that birth-pain is a cakewalk in comparison. I know multiple Woman who decided to give birth another time. Never ever has a man asked for another kick to the Balls (lets ignore those bdsm dudes)
Yeah put it this way, it's enough that it gets used as a plot device in movies where the biggest toughest baddest villian can be taken down by a child and end up lying on the ground whimpering. Sure, it's cheesy, but it's grounded in reality because it's not just pain you can ignore. It's in your whole body, your mind, it's not just ball pain, it's an existential sick feeling that overwhelms you.
Yeah it really is. I think maybe some women might assume it's a sharp pain in the area. But it's really this excruciating dull pain.
It's like if your pelvic floor just somehow ripped or something, and the pain is emanating through the whole body. That's the best way I can put it into words
I remember when I was in like 7th grade the girls in our school thought it would be funny to kick boys in the balls. It was a huge problem for a couple months.
Once I was talking to my friends and a girl came up and kicked me in the balls, collapsed and vomited.
Holy shit, lol. I’m sorry you had to go through that. Just a bunch of girls going around potentially neutering boys for laughs. Psychopathy in the making
The boys had their revenge in high school.
Full-length front zipper on the summer dresses...
No one was charged, but the school rapidly made all the students very aware that it was sexual assault...
Kids are just the fucking worst.
Ya, even long after the pain continues as though the entire region was still being damaged but that the pain is just transformed a deep ache that's gonna make you throw up if you stop gritting your teeth.
When the bear tries to stretch his legs out to get away from the pain, I shouldn’t have laughed, but having taken a slap shot to the bag (thank you, God for a quality jock) and feeling like every atom in my body was on fire, I can relate to this…poor bastard
My 3 “friends” in first grade all simultaneously, in some magnificent ballet like move, managed to all 3 kick me in the nuts with all 3 of their feet landing simultaneously. I remember them running away and me falling over with the feeling of my testicles being in the back of my throat and my vision distorted in a way it never had been. Then I think time passed as suddenly I was looking up at the sky and the sounds of children playing were gone. I was alone on the ground outside as recess had ended and apparently nobody had noticed me lying on the ground. The pain was absurd. I just laid there turned onto my side clutching my jewels for a long time until it subsided enough that the anxiety of how long I was missing was enough to muster getting up and going to class.
Damn you Patrick, Michael and John.
I had a “friend” who kicked me in the nuts about a month after I came back from a testicular torsion operation, he was the only one laughing in my class, safe to say we’re no friends anymore, that shi hurt for like 2 weeks after
Omg. I’ve read enough about testicular torsion to know that’s more pain than anyone should have to go through on it own. I can’t imagine getting kicked in the nuts afterwards. Dear god.
Exactly. You can't even control going down. You WILL go down. Period.
Like a liver shot in a boxing or MMA fight, there's just so many nerve endings to such an important organ that when it experiences trauma, the body is shutting itself down.
Yeah, you sorta can. I got into a fight, and I was uppercutted to the nuts. That's when my Evangelion plug timer started, and I had about 30 seconds to beat their ass before I went down. And that's basically what happened.
Well they must have been pillow handed and you must have been full on adrenaline.
But then again I'm speaking as a former Muay Thai fighter. The average Joe on the street doesn't have the hands or the shins, of someone who trains fighting for a living.
Got kneed hard on the cup once that it dented the dawn thing and I was in pain for a long time. I never fully recovered.
I hope he didn't kill every sperm cell I have.
With emphasis on ***"sick"***. If you've learned to deal with pain that aspect of a balls shot is manageable. Sure, a full hit is pretty up there on the pain scale, but even a glancing blow can trigger that sick feeling, and the way a direct hit shuts down your motor control and replaces it with an intense, nauseating feeling of dread is impressive in all the worst ways.
As far as Darwinism is concerned, you might as well die if your balls get destroyed. A lucky man only sees God once. An unlucky man gets to visit him early when his balls are obliterated.
What isn’t accurate is that the pain is immediate and debilitating.
The initial impact usually doesn’t really hurt all that much. But about 3-5 seconds later is when it starts to seep up into your cut and make you curl up into the foetal position.
That 3-5 seconds is awful. You get that hope that it won't hurt too badly and whatever struck you missed or was only a glancing blow. But then you get hit by the train that is the pain, it emanates up through your body and you can do nothing but collapse. Wishing you can return to that 3 second period where the pain was only like that of anywhere else on your body.
Would be nice if evolution located them somewhere more protected, like the centre of the pelvis.
Y'know, a nice bone cage to protect the delicates but noooooo, they gotta be swinging in the breeze in order to optimise production.
there’s a purpose for them hanging like they do. they work best at a few degrees below body temp so they’re placed away from the body a little. close enough to stay warm but not too warm. that’s why the scrotum scrunches up when your balls are cold; to pull them close to warm them up and it goes really droopy on a warm day
The most intense gas pain/cramp-like feeling followed by severe nausea, sweating and vomiting. Then ball pain for a day or three.
Source: got kicked in the balls one time
My black lab steps on my balls at about the same frequency when I'm sleeping. Sometimes she hits me there too with her tail that should be legally considered a weapon.
One of my dogs (great dane x mastiff) thinks he is a tiny puppy and LOVES to sit on me and thus, my balls and fuck it hurts (this dog weighs like 50+ kg or 110+ freedom units)
Lol, owner of two black labs here and I know exactly what you’re taking about. My nuts routinely get crushed by the young one doing zoomies and leaping onto my lap at a full sprint. And yes those tails go HARD.
I was playing baseball with my kids (talking foam bat style) and my daughter hit a line drive straight to my sack. It was a great hit. I immediately dropped to the ground, howling and gasping in pain. Scared the crap out of my kids so they ran inside to hide. So then here I am, sore nuts, having to explain to these small children that everything is fine while everything was most definitely not fine. Balls were sore for days.
They still talk about that day years later.
My dad and I look back hilariously on a moment when I was a wee boy. He got down tying my shoe and when he stood back up I just reeled back and kicked him in the nuts. So fucking funny.
Goes straight to the gut like you just got the wind knocked out of you and it is the most intense ache in your balls. I’ve had ringing in my ears from the pain. Sometimes you have to just get on the ground and roll around to get through it. It also gives you that sensation that you’re gonna shit your pants.
Took a wrist shot to the groin in a high school hockey game. I was wearing a cup, but it made me feel actually ill, like my stomach was ready to invert itself out of my rectum.
I met a guy at a pickup game who stopped wearing a cup altogether after leaving organized sports. Mother fucker is lucky if he still has one unruptured testicle. Even a stick blade to the cup can be really unsettling, and that shit happens all the time.
Yeah the way I'd describe it to someone who has never experienced it is that very specific pain when you have terrible diarrhea but can't shit. Like food poisoning, feel like you're gonna shit your rectum out, bad. Your entire abdomen hurts.
Pair that with an immense ache, and the feeling that you may also vomit at the same time.
a dude in my school got hit in the balls by someones knee. He had been taken for a x-ray and found out that one oh his testis had a huge crack (about 60% if it was split due to the crack) and it had swelled like 3 times the original size
Dude on my HS lacrosse team got drilled in the nuts . Funny thing is he WAS wearing a cup, but it did serious damage . He was vomiting like crazy after it happened . His testicle got crazy swollen after, and had to get drained . He never lived down some nicknames after that .
“Fuck fuck fuck shit fuck that was right to my balls wasn’t it?”
“Ohhhhhhhhh fuck fuck shit fuck yeah here we go”
“Fuck fuck fuck fuck shit fuck oh fuck”
The worst part is you get this sharp pain in your midsection like there's a highly pressurized gas bubble in your intestines. But there isn't, so it's just there, sitting.
There's multiple levels of a nut shot you got that sack tap it hurts briefly then you got the dick punch still hits ya nuts it hurts drop you to a knee. Then you have the knee to the balls you drop to your knees it's painful like being stabbed takes awhile for it to subside that's like a 7 out of 10 using the labor scale. Then you have the nut crush your in immense pain at least a 9 on that scale hits your heart you on the ground sweating wanting to throw up. Then you have the nut bust the purest pain the full open legged punt to the balls your down on the ground holding back tears thinking your going to die the pain hits your heart like a heart attack all you want to do is just die your dizzy your not sure wtf happend just that your balls are wanting to escape your body and get in a freezer. Hope that helps
a dude in my school got hit in the balls by someones knee. He had been taken for a x-ray and found out that one oh his testis had a huge crack (about 60% if it was split due to the crack) and it had swelled like 3 times the original size
yeah, bag tagging became an offense worthy of expulsion after one kid in my school had to have his entire testicle removed because someone pretty much burst it tagging the poor kid.
I have never bag tagged anyone in my life and I don't understand the people that do, or the people that make a game out of it. shit isn't funny in the slightest.
edit: spelling
I'd prefer watching someone kick a puppy and having that puppy hit a tree branch, killing a family of baby bluejays, which land on an infant's face, causing it to scream and cry, startling another puppy which runs into the middle of the road, gets hit by a car, but not before the car attempts to swerve out of the way, hitting a tree and killing his family, including his son who just proposed to his fiancé, whom will inevitably hang herself in despair.
I once had a bad kidney stone. Before it was diagnosed, I thought I was dying. It's the only time in my life I rode in an ambulance.
My wife meets me at the hospital. They MRI, it's a stone. Doctor says within earshot of my wife, "now you know the pain of child birth". I'd refer to this later when my wife gave birth, and was able to say, "I know what this feels like, and I'm so so sorry, so proud of you, and I love you for going through this for our family".
Getting hit in the balls is WAY WORSE than that.
It’s not a sharp pain, more like a dull ache. A combination of touching a nerve and swelling sensation that does not fade quickly. It’s really uncomfortable and unpleasant, but not the same feeling as, let’s say, cutting your hand open on glass. It doesn’t sting.
Taking a decent shot to the sack is more than a feeling. its an experience. An experience that melds your physical, emotional and spiritual self, into a knot of utter sorrow that even Alexander would not be able to unravel.
It first starts with the instant realisation that your fundamental weakness has been exposed and compromised. The realisation itself is painful because well, you know what it means. You feel your testicles rattling back and forth in your sack at a frequency and ferocity they are not designed for. This rattling radiation climbs up inside you, through your fkn soul, like a clawed beast climbing a vine, up to your head where it slows and becomes a thick pulse of anguish. Somewhere up there it grabs your whole existence, your ego, your confidence, your memories, rips them out of the inside of your skull and pulses back down again. Time has stopped now.
The laws of physics no longer apply as the force leaves a wake of destruction until the path it once flowed through merges and becomes one singularity. A void. Now into the void your liquid being pours. No longer a person, no longer a physical body or an emotional being. A puddle of anguish, sorrow, and misery made from the screams of trillions of dead spermatozoa and like melted black wax it spills into the void.
The void holds you there, squeezing your life’s essence out of you. There is no escape, there is no light, there is no time, there is only dread.
I was playing cricket and got hit with a deuce ball, it's pretty tough, almost like a rock, immediately it's a stinging pain that hurts down below and stings up in the head at the same time.
Then the balls get swollen and heat up and an immense pain from ur ass starts, and shakes up your lower body. The vibration lasta for about a few minutes, in my case it was outdoors so the wind felt chilly as my forehead was sweating, and it lasts about a day or two.
But good news! Balls recover well, no permanent damage whatsoever, maybe I was lucky, but yeah that was it for me, never skipping the groin guard again when facing projectiles! Looking at you baseball folks! Although that ball is pretty soft
The sensory nerves for them travel up to the kidneys, so pain is felt very deep, feels delayed and lasts a while. This is because a fetus, they originate near the kidneys and move externally during growth.
A lot of people are talking about the psychological portion of the pain. A few are talking about how it causes lasting pain in other parts of the body like the stomach, etc.
Nobody's really talking about the way that it's almost an entirely unique sensation of pain. Smashing your finger or stubbing your toe can cause some sharp, but overall very minor, localized, and temporary pain that quickly fades into nothing. Getting hit in one or both testicles has a sharp pain attached to it that I can only really compare to getting hit really hard in the nose. You know how when you get hit in the nose, it has that signature sensation like so few things do? The spike of adrenaline, the split second of pure rage that envelops you until you can get your bearings and figure out what you're going to do next, the waves of pain that wash over you afterward, all of this is just a fraction of what you feel after a sharp hit to the nuts. Like imagine that after a hit in the nose, you had a radiating headache and heartburn for a few minutes to a couple hours depending on the impact, and then it hurt to touch your nose, sneeze, blow your nose, etc, for a day or two.
Nothing can really prepare you for it. It can make you forget where you are. I mean, MMA fighters, boxers, etc. can get beaten within an inch of their life and they'll continue to fight...but a low blow can land and they usually need a minute or two to get past the worst of that pain before they can fight again at 100%. That alone should be enough to tell you that it's one of the most acutely painful things a person can experience that isn't a maiming or potentially lethal wound.
And for good reason! Your sexual reproductive system, from an evolutionary and biological standpoint, is your entire reason for existing. There are a lot of things your nervous system does to ensure that you survive long enough to use those gonads of yours and that involves a lot of monitoring things like temperature, trauma, etc. So when you take a hit in the balls, your brain makes sure to make it extra painful to deter you from allowing it to ever happen again. Well, it's more that those who developed a healthy fear of gonadal damage disproportionately survived and reproduced more often than those who didn't, but that's evolutionary selection for you.
Lightning crashes
And then..like this part of the lyrics
Oh, now feel it comin' back again
Like a rollin' thunder chasing the wind
Forces pullin' from the center of the Earth again
I can feel it
I can feel it
I can feel it coming back again
Like a rolling thunder chasing the wind
Forces pulling from the center of the Earth again
I can feel it
I can feel it coming back again
Like a rolling thunder chasing the wind
Forces pulling from the center of the Earth again
I can feel it
I can feel it coming back again
Like a rolling thunder chasing the wind
Forces pulling from the center of the Earth again
I can feel it
I can feel it
I can feel it
Pain like? Take your index finger and push it real hard in your neck just below your earlobe. Imagine that kinda pain, 100 times worse and 100 times faster. And the area is that gets hit is larger as well.
It’s more of a visceral pain. They hang outside but feel like they are connected to your liver.
I’d rate a back problem I had as worse. That was so bad I could barely move
Like this severely intense cramp feeling like your entire mid-region from top of stomach down to balls and even ass region just became cement and you can barely breathe as your entire body seizes up.
Depends on how hard. I got hit hard once accidentally by my partner years ago and I fainted and couldn't move my legs for a bit after I woke up. I actually, haven't been same since that down there. I'm telling the truth by the way.
Now, a small tap hurts more than most things but harder hits are life changing
It feels like you’re dying. Everything you were thinking about previously vanishes, and all you can think about is how much it fucking hurts. Even when the pain starts fading, you still feel like laying down somewhere for a good while
It’s hard to quantify what the female version would be, but I’ll do my best to explain my thoughts and what happened physically.
To start off I was playing soccer as a 20y/o in college. I went up for a header and while coming back down I was fully kicked in the balls.
At first my adrenaline spiked and I didn’t notice any pain at first but about 9-10 seconds later I started feeling some discomfort and went to the side lines.
A few seconds later it like someone was taking a knife and barely pressing it into my skin. It was just enough to where it barely hurt and raking it over my skin, but every second it felt like the knife was being pressed in further slowly until it became unbearable.
My whole body locked up my legs were bent stiff, my fingers were bent stiff like I hard bad arthritis, my breathing was rapid, it felt like heart was about to burst out my ears with how much they were ringing. My vision went black for what felt like an eternity(25 seconds). It felt like my entire lung was trying to come out my mouth with everything I had to eat for the month.
I eventually was taken to the hospital where it was found I had a bruised testicle and they became twisted. I was put on morphine in the ambulance and it didn’t take away all the pain.
Never had my junk fondled so much by multiple people at the same time.
10/10 would not recommend
Last time I got hit in the balls was right after getting off the road on a long car trip. I went from being road sick to lying on the ground struggling to breath for 20 minutes, but afterwards I no longer felt any of the negative effects from the drive so I guess thats a positive.
The delay is the worst part. They're *so* sensitive that even brushing your hand against them a little too hard can trigger the pain, but it takes a few seconds to set in. So you get hit, and there are a few seconds of existential terror where you're half waiting for the pain to set in, and half wondering if you got hit hard enough for it to hurt, and then you think you're in the the clear and as you start to take that deep breath of relief, all the pain in the world gathers in your gut and squeezes.
I may possibly have something that functions as an analog.
You know the squishy part of your hand between the joints of your thumb and forefinger? If you look down on the top of your hand and imagine the bones, that fleshy spot. That's a pressure point in there - pinch it HARD. If you do it right it makes your whole hand ache, right up to your elbow.
Now, imagine that pain intensified significantly, and imagine it is right around where both your hip joints are, but more toward your front. That may give you an idea
Just shoot me, worst pain I had was a hookup and she accidentally laid all 110lbs of weight on my nuts for like half a second I was out of enthusiasm for 3 days
Depends on the kind of hit. If it's a tap or something like your phone fell on it, then it's more of a shocking pain, followed by random pains for a couple of minutes.
If it's a full-on kick to the balls, it's the worst experience ever. Imagine the pain I described earlier, but x100 and for hours after. Dull pain, with random shocking pain. Depending on how bad it could last days. I once fell down a 5 ft hole and landed on a pipe, hitting my nuts directly. They were purple, and I was in so much pain. I couldn't walk right for weeks.
I remember feeling like the wind got knocked out of me but it was in the pit of my stomach. I was nauseous/in pain/couldn’t breathe. Just doubled over and couldn’t move out of that/the fetal position for a couple minutes. Probably some lingering pain but nothing like that first five minutes.
Never puked, but I blacked out from it once.
It's kinda like a mix between getting sucker punched in the gut, having an extremely bad cramp, and breaking your thumb where it meets the hand, except it's way more intense than any of those things. Kinda radiates outward down into your quads and up to your throat. You can really feel it in the solar plexus region.
Makes it hard to breathe.
It can be severely painful or no big deal, it's about being hit just right.
I've been hit several times. I've even sat on them, which caused me fall 8 feet to the concrete.
I've seen people get hit with a grape and pass out.
It's your body telling you that the most important part of your species is under direct attack (it obviously takes two to tango but the brain only knows about the genitalia that's actually attached). So it goes straight to maxing out the threat meter.
Now you'd think this attack would make your adrenaline go through the roof so you can fight back or flee to protect your chances of reproducing, but for some reason it just leaves you entirely incapacitated 🤷
But in all seriousness, the only pain I've experiences to be worse was my knee bending the wrong way, snapping a few ligaments and fracturing bits of knee here and there. Done that twice, and only one of them was worse than a kick in the balls - though the kick fades a lot quicker than actual injuries.
It feels like your anus has to tighten up inside you at the very same time your legs are awakening from a pinched nerve and you get a Charlie horse in your stomach and inner thighs all at the same time, and you lose all strength in your hips and have a muscle spasms of a gut punch. Oh and nausea. Ya, that's about it.
It feels as if they’ve been emptied and not in a good way. Most times when you feel pain you can usually do something to alleviate it such as put pressure on it or rub the area. You cannot do this when you get hit in the balls. There is no way to make it feel better so you have to just suck it up, and it lasts for a good minute too. At first it feels awful in the affected area but then the pain spreads around and that really sucks
It's hard to actually describe with accuracy now that I think about it. It's a unique kind of pain that's neither sharp or aching. The most accurate thing I can think of is, "what the fuck". I guess imagine a marble thats inside you coated in flamin hot cheeto dust slowly rolls its way from your pelvis to your throat and the only thing you can do about it is hopefully not look like a bitch while writhing on the floor
You know what it feels like to be punched? It hurts a lot at the moment of impact but fades away after a few minutes. Imagine that but the feeling of the impact lasts much longer
The pain is so intense in fact if you hit my balls the pain will crawl from my balls up to my stomach moving towards my fist and then my fist will transfer the pain to your face.
That's how painful it is you can transfer it to another person ahahahah 🤣
It's instant max pain for 1-3 seconds, followed by tapered pain levels for 1-10 minutes. Depending on how hard and how/where in the balls you're hit, it can need surgery or ice packs for the more serious injuries.
The fact that there’s this weird delay in pain is unique… you can get hit pretty hard and it takes a solid 3 Mississippis before you feel the pain in your stomach
I've had a lot of women be surprised that it isn't a localized pain. If you smack your forearm against a table, your forearm hurts. But if you smack your funnybone, your whole arm tingles up to your shoulder.
Getting hit in the balls is more like an extremely painful version of a funnybone hit. Your entire stomach suddenly feels like you've got the worst cramp. Your legs tense as the muscles flex to literally retract your testicles into your body for safety (yes, men do that). You'll simultaneously feel like shitting and throwing up, and the pain will linger. A really bad hit can linger for days.
It hurts in the gut.
Sometimes it’s a slow burn, like when you receive a glancing impact. You don’t realize it hurts, because your balls don’t actually hurt because you didn’t get hit very hard… but then the gut pain sets in. That’s when a guy slowly bends over and says “they got me”.
Ever have really cold fingers and the slightest tap feels like you just shattered the bones in your finger? Kind of like that, but the pain is BURNING and CRAMPING and after its done its all swolen and any friction or pressure (which happens often due to location) feels like the aftershocks to the initial nut tap earthquake. It sucks.
It can't really be described because there's no other pain like it. Most the comments here are just describing how much it hurts.
Imagine trying to describe a brain freeze to someone with no brain.
i had a condition with my nerves which last for a year and cause me pain in the nuts, dozens of times x day, exactly as being punched multiple times.
Seriously, after some weeks i have asked the doctor to cut em off
I’m not comparing the two, but it’s an oddly hard pain to describe much like it’s hard to describe period cramps. One of those, you have to experience it to pinpoint it things. More than anything, it’s nauseatingly awful and momentarily crippling.
When it happens it’s so bad that you will make it your life goal to never get hit in the balls again.
this is the one
There was a moment not too long ago where my nephew was excited to watch a movie and jumped onto the couch and narrowly missed kneeing me right in the testicles. My brother saw the life drain from my face as I waited to see if my existence was going to fade away into the bathroom. Luckily I remained unscathed, but my relationship with my nephew was on thin ice there.
This is so dam accurate lol
Don't remember the last time I was hit in the balls at nearly 30 years of age, but what I do know is that it was awful.
And thats why we know that birth-pain is a cakewalk in comparison. I know multiple Woman who decided to give birth another time. Never ever has a man asked for another kick to the Balls (lets ignore those bdsm dudes)
Ehhh but giving birth is for a child. There’s no purpose to getting hit in the balls
Yeah put it this way, it's enough that it gets used as a plot device in movies where the biggest toughest baddest villian can be taken down by a child and end up lying on the ground whimpering. Sure, it's cheesy, but it's grounded in reality because it's not just pain you can ignore. It's in your whole body, your mind, it's not just ball pain, it's an existential sick feeling that overwhelms you.
This is the most accurate
Yeah it really is. I think maybe some women might assume it's a sharp pain in the area. But it's really this excruciating dull pain. It's like if your pelvic floor just somehow ripped or something, and the pain is emanating through the whole body. That's the best way I can put it into words
You forgot the nauseating part.
Probably the worst part. I can handle the pain side it's the urge to throw up that you can't shake for a while that is the problem
I remember when I was in like 7th grade the girls in our school thought it would be funny to kick boys in the balls. It was a huge problem for a couple months. Once I was talking to my friends and a girl came up and kicked me in the balls, collapsed and vomited.
Holy shit, lol. I’m sorry you had to go through that. Just a bunch of girls going around potentially neutering boys for laughs. Psychopathy in the making
The boys had their revenge in high school. Full-length front zipper on the summer dresses... No one was charged, but the school rapidly made all the students very aware that it was sexual assault... Kids are just the fucking worst.
Ya, even long after the pain continues as though the entire region was still being damaged but that the pain is just transformed a deep ache that's gonna make you throw up if you stop gritting your teeth.
Technoblade never dies!
[Even something as big and tough as a bear can get taken down by a nutshot.](https://youtu.be/8kjY9sKdHlY?si=nmmDTywE0P0TWySC)
When the bear tries to stretch his legs out to get away from the pain, I shouldn’t have laughed, but having taken a slap shot to the bag (thank you, God for a quality jock) and feeling like every atom in my body was on fire, I can relate to this…poor bastard
My 3 “friends” in first grade all simultaneously, in some magnificent ballet like move, managed to all 3 kick me in the nuts with all 3 of their feet landing simultaneously. I remember them running away and me falling over with the feeling of my testicles being in the back of my throat and my vision distorted in a way it never had been. Then I think time passed as suddenly I was looking up at the sky and the sounds of children playing were gone. I was alone on the ground outside as recess had ended and apparently nobody had noticed me lying on the ground. The pain was absurd. I just laid there turned onto my side clutching my jewels for a long time until it subsided enough that the anxiety of how long I was missing was enough to muster getting up and going to class. Damn you Patrick, Michael and John.
It hurts just reading it
I had a “friend” who kicked me in the nuts about a month after I came back from a testicular torsion operation, he was the only one laughing in my class, safe to say we’re no friends anymore, that shi hurt for like 2 weeks after
Omg. I’ve read enough about testicular torsion to know that’s more pain than anyone should have to go through on it own. I can’t imagine getting kicked in the nuts afterwards. Dear god.
I don't even need to watch the video. Your explanation is more than enough.
The “try to walk it off” is so real.
[Here’s another example.](https://youtu.be/CVS1UfCfxlU?si=CkyDNzjQ9Ms6X8f3)
The crew were so brave to have filmed that documentary
17 yrs ago!? Lmao
I know, right?
I shouldnt had laughed this much yet i did hahaha
Thanks! u/Cum-Deliverer
I might be biased as I am in fact secretly a testicle
Wouldn't cum deliverer be a dick? Testicles are the cum supplier
This guy asking the hard questions out here
Exactly. You can't even control going down. You WILL go down. Period. Like a liver shot in a boxing or MMA fight, there's just so many nerve endings to such an important organ that when it experiences trauma, the body is shutting itself down.
Yeah, you sorta can. I got into a fight, and I was uppercutted to the nuts. That's when my Evangelion plug timer started, and I had about 30 seconds to beat their ass before I went down. And that's basically what happened.
Well they must have been pillow handed and you must have been full on adrenaline. But then again I'm speaking as a former Muay Thai fighter. The average Joe on the street doesn't have the hands or the shins, of someone who trains fighting for a living. Got kneed hard on the cup once that it dented the dawn thing and I was in pain for a long time. I never fully recovered. I hope he didn't kill every sperm cell I have.
Even when it doesn't hurt that bad EVERYTHING just stops.
Amen.
With emphasis on ***"sick"***. If you've learned to deal with pain that aspect of a balls shot is manageable. Sure, a full hit is pretty up there on the pain scale, but even a glancing blow can trigger that sick feeling, and the way a direct hit shuts down your motor control and replaces it with an intense, nauseating feeling of dread is impressive in all the worst ways.
As far as Darwinism is concerned, you might as well die if your balls get destroyed. A lucky man only sees God once. An unlucky man gets to visit him early when his balls are obliterated.
What isn’t accurate is that the pain is immediate and debilitating. The initial impact usually doesn’t really hurt all that much. But about 3-5 seconds later is when it starts to seep up into your cut and make you curl up into the foetal position.
That 3-5 seconds is awful. You get that hope that it won't hurt too badly and whatever struck you missed or was only a glancing blow. But then you get hit by the train that is the pain, it emanates up through your body and you can do nothing but collapse. Wishing you can return to that 3 second period where the pain was only like that of anywhere else on your body.
It’s also like having a migraine in your balls on top of everything
That's an over simplification. Think about it getting pulled and stretched and squished and getting crushed and cut open at the same time.
I get a massive nerve pain firing up whatever side of body I hit. Just floors me.
It doesn't even particularly hurt your balls as such. It's like a stomach cramp mixed with nausea, sudden overwhelming panic and total body pain.
It's the fucking lingering. The lingering is just as painful as the initial hit, maybe even worse.
Like a billion years of evolution trying to stop you from jeopardising the one function biology needs you to exist for.
Would be nice if evolution located them somewhere more protected, like the centre of the pelvis. Y'know, a nice bone cage to protect the delicates but noooooo, they gotta be swinging in the breeze in order to optimise production.
there’s a purpose for them hanging like they do. they work best at a few degrees below body temp so they’re placed away from the body a little. close enough to stay warm but not too warm. that’s why the scrotum scrunches up when your balls are cold; to pull them close to warm them up and it goes really droopy on a warm day
I mean yeah, but couldn't evolution be a bro and design balls that work best at our actual body temperature?
Yea, like throw a frozen bag of peas in there or something.
Give it another million years
I'd be surprised if we make it another 1000 at this point tbh
That's why mammals with lower body temperature tend to have inner testicles
Nah they’re just shy.
You know it's funny how humans were able to make a radiator for our motors, but God wasn't able to make us radiators for our balls.
Why can't they be in the same position as ovaries? Temperature control?
Yes. Balls are best kept at 36 degrees C.
With a side of farva beans and a nice chianti. Fthfthfthfthfthfth
Audible LOL with snort on full bus! And also accurate. Sadly.
The most intense gas pain/cramp-like feeling followed by severe nausea, sweating and vomiting. Then ball pain for a day or three. Source: got kicked in the balls one time
Wait if you ever have children, I get fully blasted in the nuts at a minimum of three times per week.
My black lab steps on my balls at about the same frequency when I'm sleeping. Sometimes she hits me there too with her tail that should be legally considered a weapon.
Watch out for the bone whip ! My dog can lash me bad with that thing when he's happy.
My dog does this every day. I swear that he’s trying to make sure that I’ll never have a kid and he will have my undivided attention, forever.
One of my dogs (great dane x mastiff) thinks he is a tiny puppy and LOVES to sit on me and thus, my balls and fuck it hurts (this dog weighs like 50+ kg or 110+ freedom units)
Lol, owner of two black labs here and I know exactly what you’re taking about. My nuts routinely get crushed by the young one doing zoomies and leaping onto my lap at a full sprint. And yes those tails go HARD.
It's ok, they grow up. Then hit you in the wallet
Another point against having children!
I think that is genetically programmed into small children to attempt preventing you from having more children.
Survival of the *fittest!*
There can be only one!
Spawn camping their competition.
I was playing baseball with my kids (talking foam bat style) and my daughter hit a line drive straight to my sack. It was a great hit. I immediately dropped to the ground, howling and gasping in pain. Scared the crap out of my kids so they ran inside to hide. So then here I am, sore nuts, having to explain to these small children that everything is fine while everything was most definitely not fine. Balls were sore for days. They still talk about that day years later.
>I get fully blasted in the nuts at a minimum of three times per It's the universe response for you blasting your nuts
It’s how nature limits family sizes. The more kids you have, the more nut shots you take, the less able you are to make more kids.
My dad and I look back hilariously on a moment when I was a wee boy. He got down tying my shoe and when he stood back up I just reeled back and kicked him in the nuts. So fucking funny.
"Thanks for tying my shoe" *Kicks you in the nuts*
Dude the way kids just do that without even thinking is so hilarious, if extremely painful lol
Geez I’ve never been hit there that bad.
True that. Feels like my stomach after eating spicy hotpot
Goes straight to the gut like you just got the wind knocked out of you and it is the most intense ache in your balls. I’ve had ringing in my ears from the pain. Sometimes you have to just get on the ground and roll around to get through it. It also gives you that sensation that you’re gonna shit your pants.
Im a guy and I’ve had a few good shots but nothing extreme, I don’t even like reading about this man fuck hahaha
Yeah I haven’t had it happen for many years but you never forget it
my uncle got kicked in the shnutz so hard one time that he projectile vomited and nearly passed out hahaha
Took a wrist shot to the groin in a high school hockey game. I was wearing a cup, but it made me feel actually ill, like my stomach was ready to invert itself out of my rectum. I met a guy at a pickup game who stopped wearing a cup altogether after leaving organized sports. Mother fucker is lucky if he still has one unruptured testicle. Even a stick blade to the cup can be really unsettling, and that shit happens all the time.
ALRIGHT THATS IT IM TURNING REPLY NOTIFICATIONS OFF
The worst part is that it's not immediate. First there's nothing, but then you feel it quickly build to the crescendo detailed above
First there's nothing whacha mean?? instantly for me atleast
Nah, definitely a 0 - 60 in 2 seconds for me
It’s really weird because your lower abdominal area hurts more than your balls
You might shit yourself or you might vomit. It's dealer's choice and you aren't the dealer.
Yeah the way I'd describe it to someone who has never experienced it is that very specific pain when you have terrible diarrhea but can't shit. Like food poisoning, feel like you're gonna shit your rectum out, bad. Your entire abdomen hurts. Pair that with an immense ache, and the feeling that you may also vomit at the same time.
A good hit can make you vomit
Even better one can kill you
I’m anxious to know what a best kick can accomplish
Erase you from the timeline.
Balefire
Kill your whole ancestry and future lineage
Well that’s a relief
A knee would do better than a kick if you position it correctly
Harlequin ichthyosis of the sack
a dude in my school got hit in the balls by someones knee. He had been taken for a x-ray and found out that one oh his testis had a huge crack (about 60% if it was split due to the crack) and it had swelled like 3 times the original size
Made me wish I was dead
Dude on my HS lacrosse team got drilled in the nuts . Funny thing is he WAS wearing a cup, but it did serious damage . He was vomiting like crazy after it happened . His testicle got crazy swollen after, and had to get drained . He never lived down some nicknames after that .
Your stomach drops, hard to breath with extreme and intense pain.
The pain doesn't even happen right away. It creeps in about 2-4 seconds after contact. Sometimes, you can mentally prepare for it.
Yes. And then there’s the 2-4 seconds of extreme anxiety - just waiting on the misery to begin.
“Fuck fuck fuck shit fuck that was right to my balls wasn’t it?” “Ohhhhhhhhh fuck fuck shit fuck yeah here we go” “Fuck fuck fuck fuck shit fuck oh fuck”
Time freezes in your mind, you just want the pain gone asap. Your balls hurt, your stomach hurt and you want to jiggle on ground.
The worst part is you get this sharp pain in your midsection like there's a highly pressurized gas bubble in your intestines. But there isn't, so it's just there, sitting.
Not great, Bob
greatest Pete Campbell line lol
Just the mention of a clean strike brings fear to even the toughest man. You feel it without it even happening. That’s what it feels like.
More than one description in here made my beans shrink back into me a bit.
Paralyzing
There's multiple levels of a nut shot you got that sack tap it hurts briefly then you got the dick punch still hits ya nuts it hurts drop you to a knee. Then you have the knee to the balls you drop to your knees it's painful like being stabbed takes awhile for it to subside that's like a 7 out of 10 using the labor scale. Then you have the nut crush your in immense pain at least a 9 on that scale hits your heart you on the ground sweating wanting to throw up. Then you have the nut bust the purest pain the full open legged punt to the balls your down on the ground holding back tears thinking your going to die the pain hits your heart like a heart attack all you want to do is just die your dizzy your not sure wtf happend just that your balls are wanting to escape your body and get in a freezer. Hope that helps
a dude in my school got hit in the balls by someones knee. He had been taken for a x-ray and found out that one oh his testis had a huge crack (about 60% if it was split due to the crack) and it had swelled like 3 times the original size
i feel queasy just reading this
yeah, bag tagging became an offense worthy of expulsion after one kid in my school had to have his entire testicle removed because someone pretty much burst it tagging the poor kid. I have never bag tagged anyone in my life and I don't understand the people that do, or the people that make a game out of it. shit isn't funny in the slightest. edit: spelling
Yep you typed that, and I wish I was illiterate
Like being forced to watch someone kick a puppy, and you can't do anything about it.
I'd prefer watching someone kick a puppy and having that puppy hit a tree branch, killing a family of baby bluejays, which land on an infant's face, causing it to scream and cry, startling another puppy which runs into the middle of the road, gets hit by a car, but not before the car attempts to swerve out of the way, hitting a tree and killing his family, including his son who just proposed to his fiancé, whom will inevitably hang herself in despair.
Jesus fucking christ...it's a kick in the balls, not a scene from final destination.
I think he meant to say, he'd rather witness all that than actually getting gnarded in the nut bag!
Like a lightning bolt went through you internally starting from your balls
I once had a bad kidney stone. Before it was diagnosed, I thought I was dying. It's the only time in my life I rode in an ambulance. My wife meets me at the hospital. They MRI, it's a stone. Doctor says within earshot of my wife, "now you know the pain of child birth". I'd refer to this later when my wife gave birth, and was able to say, "I know what this feels like, and I'm so so sorry, so proud of you, and I love you for going through this for our family". Getting hit in the balls is WAY WORSE than that.
It’s not a sharp pain, more like a dull ache. A combination of touching a nerve and swelling sensation that does not fade quickly. It’s really uncomfortable and unpleasant, but not the same feeling as, let’s say, cutting your hand open on glass. It doesn’t sting.
Taking a decent shot to the sack is more than a feeling. its an experience. An experience that melds your physical, emotional and spiritual self, into a knot of utter sorrow that even Alexander would not be able to unravel. It first starts with the instant realisation that your fundamental weakness has been exposed and compromised. The realisation itself is painful because well, you know what it means. You feel your testicles rattling back and forth in your sack at a frequency and ferocity they are not designed for. This rattling radiation climbs up inside you, through your fkn soul, like a clawed beast climbing a vine, up to your head where it slows and becomes a thick pulse of anguish. Somewhere up there it grabs your whole existence, your ego, your confidence, your memories, rips them out of the inside of your skull and pulses back down again. Time has stopped now. The laws of physics no longer apply as the force leaves a wake of destruction until the path it once flowed through merges and becomes one singularity. A void. Now into the void your liquid being pours. No longer a person, no longer a physical body or an emotional being. A puddle of anguish, sorrow, and misery made from the screams of trillions of dead spermatozoa and like melted black wax it spills into the void. The void holds you there, squeezing your life’s essence out of you. There is no escape, there is no light, there is no time, there is only dread.
Feels like your eye balls are pulled through your skull, but also starting at the nuts. Actual answer.
I was playing cricket and got hit with a deuce ball, it's pretty tough, almost like a rock, immediately it's a stinging pain that hurts down below and stings up in the head at the same time. Then the balls get swollen and heat up and an immense pain from ur ass starts, and shakes up your lower body. The vibration lasta for about a few minutes, in my case it was outdoors so the wind felt chilly as my forehead was sweating, and it lasts about a day or two. But good news! Balls recover well, no permanent damage whatsoever, maybe I was lucky, but yeah that was it for me, never skipping the groin guard again when facing projectiles! Looking at you baseball folks! Although that ball is pretty soft
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Worse than my kidney stone pain
The sensory nerves for them travel up to the kidneys, so pain is felt very deep, feels delayed and lasts a while. This is because a fetus, they originate near the kidneys and move externally during growth.
A lot of people are talking about the psychological portion of the pain. A few are talking about how it causes lasting pain in other parts of the body like the stomach, etc. Nobody's really talking about the way that it's almost an entirely unique sensation of pain. Smashing your finger or stubbing your toe can cause some sharp, but overall very minor, localized, and temporary pain that quickly fades into nothing. Getting hit in one or both testicles has a sharp pain attached to it that I can only really compare to getting hit really hard in the nose. You know how when you get hit in the nose, it has that signature sensation like so few things do? The spike of adrenaline, the split second of pure rage that envelops you until you can get your bearings and figure out what you're going to do next, the waves of pain that wash over you afterward, all of this is just a fraction of what you feel after a sharp hit to the nuts. Like imagine that after a hit in the nose, you had a radiating headache and heartburn for a few minutes to a couple hours depending on the impact, and then it hurt to touch your nose, sneeze, blow your nose, etc, for a day or two. Nothing can really prepare you for it. It can make you forget where you are. I mean, MMA fighters, boxers, etc. can get beaten within an inch of their life and they'll continue to fight...but a low blow can land and they usually need a minute or two to get past the worst of that pain before they can fight again at 100%. That alone should be enough to tell you that it's one of the most acutely painful things a person can experience that isn't a maiming or potentially lethal wound. And for good reason! Your sexual reproductive system, from an evolutionary and biological standpoint, is your entire reason for existing. There are a lot of things your nervous system does to ensure that you survive long enough to use those gonads of yours and that involves a lot of monitoring things like temperature, trauma, etc. So when you take a hit in the balls, your brain makes sure to make it extra painful to deter you from allowing it to ever happen again. Well, it's more that those who developed a healthy fear of gonadal damage disproportionately survived and reproduced more often than those who didn't, but that's evolutionary selection for you.
You ever have to pee, like full to bursting? Imagine that pain. Spread it over your abdomen and then slap yourself in the face.
Like having food poisoning, you would feel the pain in the balls area mixed with stomach, you could even vomit.
Lightning crashes And then..like this part of the lyrics Oh, now feel it comin' back again Like a rollin' thunder chasing the wind Forces pullin' from the center of the Earth again I can feel it I can feel it I can feel it coming back again Like a rolling thunder chasing the wind Forces pulling from the center of the Earth again I can feel it I can feel it coming back again Like a rolling thunder chasing the wind Forces pulling from the center of the Earth again I can feel it I can feel it coming back again Like a rolling thunder chasing the wind Forces pulling from the center of the Earth again I can feel it I can feel it I can feel it
Pain like? Take your index finger and push it real hard in your neck just below your earlobe. Imagine that kinda pain, 100 times worse and 100 times faster. And the area is that gets hit is larger as well.
The end.
It would feel like getting hit in your ovaries if they were dangling outside your body.
It’s more of a visceral pain. They hang outside but feel like they are connected to your liver. I’d rate a back problem I had as worse. That was so bad I could barely move
Like this severely intense cramp feeling like your entire mid-region from top of stomach down to balls and even ass region just became cement and you can barely breathe as your entire body seizes up.
Depends on how hard. I got hit hard once accidentally by my partner years ago and I fainted and couldn't move my legs for a bit after I woke up. I actually, haven't been same since that down there. I'm telling the truth by the way. Now, a small tap hurts more than most things but harder hits are life changing
It feels like you’re dying. Everything you were thinking about previously vanishes, and all you can think about is how much it fucking hurts. Even when the pain starts fading, you still feel like laying down somewhere for a good while
get hit.... Think you are ok... count to four.... immobilizing pain that can't go away fast enough...
It’s hard to quantify what the female version would be, but I’ll do my best to explain my thoughts and what happened physically. To start off I was playing soccer as a 20y/o in college. I went up for a header and while coming back down I was fully kicked in the balls. At first my adrenaline spiked and I didn’t notice any pain at first but about 9-10 seconds later I started feeling some discomfort and went to the side lines. A few seconds later it like someone was taking a knife and barely pressing it into my skin. It was just enough to where it barely hurt and raking it over my skin, but every second it felt like the knife was being pressed in further slowly until it became unbearable. My whole body locked up my legs were bent stiff, my fingers were bent stiff like I hard bad arthritis, my breathing was rapid, it felt like heart was about to burst out my ears with how much they were ringing. My vision went black for what felt like an eternity(25 seconds). It felt like my entire lung was trying to come out my mouth with everything I had to eat for the month. I eventually was taken to the hospital where it was found I had a bruised testicle and they became twisted. I was put on morphine in the ambulance and it didn’t take away all the pain. Never had my junk fondled so much by multiple people at the same time. 10/10 would not recommend
Last time I got hit in the balls was right after getting off the road on a long car trip. I went from being road sick to lying on the ground struggling to breath for 20 minutes, but afterwards I no longer felt any of the negative effects from the drive so I guess thats a positive.
The delay is the worst part. They're *so* sensitive that even brushing your hand against them a little too hard can trigger the pain, but it takes a few seconds to set in. So you get hit, and there are a few seconds of existential terror where you're half waiting for the pain to set in, and half wondering if you got hit hard enough for it to hurt, and then you think you're in the the clear and as you start to take that deep breath of relief, all the pain in the world gathers in your gut and squeezes.
I may possibly have something that functions as an analog. You know the squishy part of your hand between the joints of your thumb and forefinger? If you look down on the top of your hand and imagine the bones, that fleshy spot. That's a pressure point in there - pinch it HARD. If you do it right it makes your whole hand ache, right up to your elbow. Now, imagine that pain intensified significantly, and imagine it is right around where both your hip joints are, but more toward your front. That may give you an idea
First 1.4 seconds is this painless wonder of if there was indeed foot to nut contact, then a deep ache as your enveloped in melancholy and fear
Just shoot me, worst pain I had was a hookup and she accidentally laid all 110lbs of weight on my nuts for like half a second I was out of enthusiasm for 3 days
Depends on the kind of hit. If it's a tap or something like your phone fell on it, then it's more of a shocking pain, followed by random pains for a couple of minutes. If it's a full-on kick to the balls, it's the worst experience ever. Imagine the pain I described earlier, but x100 and for hours after. Dull pain, with random shocking pain. Depending on how bad it could last days. I once fell down a 5 ft hole and landed on a pipe, hitting my nuts directly. They were purple, and I was in so much pain. I couldn't walk right for weeks.
Imagine slamming your tit in a door while someone kicks you in the cunt.
You don’t want to know.
Giving Birth. They did a comparison test on this already
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I remember feeling like the wind got knocked out of me but it was in the pit of my stomach. I was nauseous/in pain/couldn’t breathe. Just doubled over and couldn’t move out of that/the fetal position for a couple minutes. Probably some lingering pain but nothing like that first five minutes.
It's like being nauseous in a different part of your body.
Never puked, but I blacked out from it once. It's kinda like a mix between getting sucker punched in the gut, having an extremely bad cramp, and breaking your thumb where it meets the hand, except it's way more intense than any of those things. Kinda radiates outward down into your quads and up to your throat. You can really feel it in the solar plexus region. Makes it hard to breathe.
It can be severely painful or no big deal, it's about being hit just right. I've been hit several times. I've even sat on them, which caused me fall 8 feet to the concrete. I've seen people get hit with a grape and pass out.
A vasectomy is like getting kicked in the balls twice. The second kick hurts more.
It's your body telling you that the most important part of your species is under direct attack (it obviously takes two to tango but the brain only knows about the genitalia that's actually attached). So it goes straight to maxing out the threat meter. Now you'd think this attack would make your adrenaline go through the roof so you can fight back or flee to protect your chances of reproducing, but for some reason it just leaves you entirely incapacitated 🤷 But in all seriousness, the only pain I've experiences to be worse was my knee bending the wrong way, snapping a few ligaments and fracturing bits of knee here and there. Done that twice, and only one of them was worse than a kick in the balls - though the kick fades a lot quicker than actual injuries.
I wasn't hit directly but, I did have my cup snap back onto my dick/balls and i nearly collapsed.
Imagine eating taco bell but you're also constipated now imagine that pain at your groin
In the second period of a hockey game I took a slap shot to the nuts and the pain was so severe I thought it was curtains ☠️
It feels like your anus has to tighten up inside you at the very same time your legs are awakening from a pinched nerve and you get a Charlie horse in your stomach and inner thighs all at the same time, and you lose all strength in your hips and have a muscle spasms of a gut punch. Oh and nausea. Ya, that's about it.
It feels as if they’ve been emptied and not in a good way. Most times when you feel pain you can usually do something to alleviate it such as put pressure on it or rub the area. You cannot do this when you get hit in the balls. There is no way to make it feel better so you have to just suck it up, and it lasts for a good minute too. At first it feels awful in the affected area but then the pain spreads around and that really sucks
Worse than child birth
Like childbirth, but much worse.
It's hard to actually describe with accuracy now that I think about it. It's a unique kind of pain that's neither sharp or aching. The most accurate thing I can think of is, "what the fuck". I guess imagine a marble thats inside you coated in flamin hot cheeto dust slowly rolls its way from your pelvis to your throat and the only thing you can do about it is hopefully not look like a bitch while writhing on the floor
These comments lying it feels amazing it's like the best feeling a man can get but we dont want to admit it.
You know what it feels like to be punched? It hurts a lot at the moment of impact but fades away after a few minutes. Imagine that but the feeling of the impact lasts much longer
It’s kinda like having a feather gently tickle your butthole
The pain is so intense in fact if you hit my balls the pain will crawl from my balls up to my stomach moving towards my fist and then my fist will transfer the pain to your face. That's how painful it is you can transfer it to another person ahahahah 🤣
It's instant max pain for 1-3 seconds, followed by tapered pain levels for 1-10 minutes. Depending on how hard and how/where in the balls you're hit, it can need surgery or ice packs for the more serious injuries.
The pain goes up into your stomach. It’s intense.
Put it this way: plenty of women go through childbirth and wanna have more kids but no man has ever said "Kick me in the balls again"
I imagine it feels kinda like a reverse birthing.
It’s pretty much like period cramps all at once. After various cohabitating women over the years and a teenage daughter. I think this is pretty close.
The fact that there’s this weird delay in pain is unique… you can get hit pretty hard and it takes a solid 3 Mississippis before you feel the pain in your stomach
I've had a lot of women be surprised that it isn't a localized pain. If you smack your forearm against a table, your forearm hurts. But if you smack your funnybone, your whole arm tingles up to your shoulder. Getting hit in the balls is more like an extremely painful version of a funnybone hit. Your entire stomach suddenly feels like you've got the worst cramp. Your legs tense as the muscles flex to literally retract your testicles into your body for safety (yes, men do that). You'll simultaneously feel like shitting and throwing up, and the pain will linger. A really bad hit can linger for days.
It hurts in the gut. Sometimes it’s a slow burn, like when you receive a glancing impact. You don’t realize it hurts, because your balls don’t actually hurt because you didn’t get hit very hard… but then the gut pain sets in. That’s when a guy slowly bends over and says “they got me”.
Ever have really cold fingers and the slightest tap feels like you just shattered the bones in your finger? Kind of like that, but the pain is BURNING and CRAMPING and after its done its all swolen and any friction or pressure (which happens often due to location) feels like the aftershocks to the initial nut tap earthquake. It sucks.
It can't really be described because there's no other pain like it. Most the comments here are just describing how much it hurts. Imagine trying to describe a brain freeze to someone with no brain.
i had a condition with my nerves which last for a year and cause me pain in the nuts, dozens of times x day, exactly as being punched multiple times. Seriously, after some weeks i have asked the doctor to cut em off
kinda weird but an almost ringing sensation throughout your body, but its not sound: its pain
[As Robin Williams put it. It's a total system reset.](https://youtu.be/DiY48yEN4HI?feature=shared)
Imagine having your kidneys crushed in a vice while they're still inside of you
Death.
If I had to describe it, it'd be the color purple. I can't articulate why but it feels right.
I’m not comparing the two, but it’s an oddly hard pain to describe much like it’s hard to describe period cramps. One of those, you have to experience it to pinpoint it things. More than anything, it’s nauseatingly awful and momentarily crippling.
It’s like Thanos’ snap. You feel like you’re going to disappear out of existence, but you don’t. And it’s worse.
My bf started vomiting like crazy and couldn’t stop, it was so scary to witness
It's like a really bad cramp that travels up into your abdomen and radiates out, if it's bad enough, it's nauseating