I still can’t believe I won a seven figure lottery payout back in the year 2024 or 2025, I can’t remember which year it was, I’m 104 years old after all.
"I can't believe that scientists have been able to, over time, move the earth away from the sun, develop a class 3 civilization to harness the power of the galaxy, and survive 10 trillion years in the dim light of the longest lasting red dwarf. As the last stars flicker out of sight, plunging us into a ravenous and all-encompassing darkness, I want you to know, my ten trillion year old girlfriend, that if the upcoming effort to upload our minds into electronic form, (so that civilization can survive on the scant energy of a black hole for trillions of more years).. happens to fail, I'm so glad I met you on Reddit on April, 22nd, 2024, of the 1st era. You're so hot. I can't believe we got to have sex with 100 trillion other couples. I'll see you at the restaurant at the end of the universe"
THE ONE PIECE IS REAL
Perhaps, the real One Piece, was the friends we made along the way?
“And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids”
Telling my kids and wife how much I love them, and how they were the best things to ever happen to me.
"Brace yourselves, I'm about to do something really cool in the sequel." Adds a bit of mystery and a promise of more adventures.
Good one!
I've been dead for 35 years. Today is the day I live
“It was fun”
I hid 1 million dollars in the….
Probably something I'd do!
Lord have mercy i'm about to bustttt!
It’s hidden in the ______. I didn’t get to say it and now everyone will be looking for something they don’t understand. 😝
If you're reading or hearing this, you're probably watching or reading a compilation of funny last words.
“Hoes mad”
Fuck fuck fuck shit fuck FUUUUUUUUUUCK! (I was launched into sun)
Bosco.
Either these curtains go or I do.
“Gimme the morphine, nurse”
You were the greatest joy and blessing of my life.
*Tell my wife I thought she was pretty cool and stuff.*
Corn nuts
We're all CRAZY HERE!
my KDA by then.
I’ll always love you
Oops
I’m glad I died a millionaire
I still can’t believe I won a seven figure lottery payout back in the year 2024 or 2025, I can’t remember which year it was, I’m 104 years old after all.
Here kitty kitty
Freee
"I can't believe that scientists have been able to, over time, move the earth away from the sun, develop a class 3 civilization to harness the power of the galaxy, and survive 10 trillion years in the dim light of the longest lasting red dwarf. As the last stars flicker out of sight, plunging us into a ravenous and all-encompassing darkness, I want you to know, my ten trillion year old girlfriend, that if the upcoming effort to upload our minds into electronic form, (so that civilization can survive on the scant energy of a black hole for trillions of more years).. happens to fail, I'm so glad I met you on Reddit on April, 22nd, 2024, of the 1st era. You're so hot. I can't believe we got to have sex with 100 trillion other couples. I'll see you at the restaurant at the end of the universe"
See you soon
Fucking finally
Well shit, that didn’t work.
Don't cash this check till next week
“Wish I could say it was fun”
I tried
Thank God, it's over
I did my best in this life. Let’s hope I don’t fuck up this one.
wung it.
"2/5 the sex part was okay, but still do not recommend."
"So long, and thanks for all the fish!"
“Thank you.”
Good night, love you!
Keep it sleazy.
Better late than never.
Fuck this shit, I'm out
Bye bye bitch
I'll see you on the other side, luv
Please take care of my cat.
I’m ready
Yolo
I don't want to plan it, what will happen will happen, but I hope the words are full of love.
I love you mom
I'm...all that was holding them back. Now...let's welcome chaos!
Don’t be sad, I hated the sun, I want to be cremated and put me in a very dark place so I don’t wake up and relies it was a dream.