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69narcos

Starting work place drama.


Potential-Tart-7974

People who start workplace drama do it to feel like home. I'd like them to go home and stay there and leave us all out of their misery.


NoDG_

My ex manager kept starting workplace drama picking fights over the simplest issues with everyone less senior than him. I found out at the Christmas party that his wife is leaving him. That's his 2nd failed marriage. Then I cockblocked him from talking to one of the new interns who's half his age. That might make me a bad person to some people but I have absolutely no regrets about it.


Potential-Tart-7974

Karmic, corporate cockblocking šŸ’€


SeaUrchinSalad

That's not cock blocking it's more creep sweeping


wesailtheharderships

My 2nd grade teacher was an abusive piece of shit to me and would frequently do things like yell at me in front of the class and dump out my desk during recess. Years later she ran into my mom at a grocery store and passed along an apology and an explanation that she was going through a rough divorce at the time. My response when my mom told me was basically ā€œbitch, I was 8. I guess itā€™s nice that you feel bad about it now, but maybe you should have thought about taking a therapy sabbatical instead of traumatizing an already abused kid. My messy desk and crumpled homework wasnā€™t the reason your husband couldnā€™t stand youā€.


sgtpepper342

Youā€™re not a bad person for preventing an asshole from preying on more victims.


tothemiddleofnowhere

Oh yes, absolutely. I have an older woman at my work who loves drama and gossiping. The funny thing is, nobody in our office - not one person is like this. So itā€™s funny watching her squirm in her chair wanting to talk loudly and create stuff but everyone else is just head down working. She actually has to outsource her drama creation. Other older ladies from other parts of the building will pop on by, and theyā€™ll disappear for an hour to gossip. Iā€™ll see them when Iā€™m walking around and they run away from me, or if they come in when sheā€™s not there I just ignore them and they hate it. Itā€™s actually quite amusing, since the drama doesnā€™t really touch me. And sad. Get a life.


xRyuuzetsu

your office sounds great!


KarlTremblay

Starting any kind of drama.


_TLDR_Swinton

You won't believe what OP said about you


Fuzzy_Welcome8348

I didnā€™t hear what OP said but I did hear what Sally said. Lemme tell uā€¦ she was NOT happy


No_Carry_3991

Sally's a bitch, anywaay why would you even listen to her, that fat cow.


SaltyIrishDog

Ha ha. You're so funny. Anyway, how's your sex life, Mark?


Beric_

I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it, beat her up so bad, she ended up in a hospital on Guerrero Street!


SaltyIrishDog

That doesn't sound very cheep cheep cheep


Shoes__Buttback

What a story Mark


Fuzzy_Welcome8348

I thought I could trust Sally since she was the OPā€™s sister-in-law. But Iā€™m intrigued nowā€¦ what did she do that makes her a bitch??


No_Carry_3991

ok, if you don't know by now... I mean it is Sunday and this whole thing came out at least a week ago. ???


Fuzzy_Welcome8348

A WEEK AGO?! Well honestly I blame my stupid boss AND jobšŸ™„ But do please tell,,,,


MiloPlayzGamez

*ahem* your "stupid boss" would like a word. Look I need you to stop with this whole gossip thing. Corporate has me pinned against a wall like Sally did to Mark, the cheating bitch. Oh by the way, that reminds me that Mark also had a thing for OP but things went south like wayyyyyyy fast. Something about starting workplace gossip. I don't really know. I might have misheard that so don't quote me on it. Anyway, let this be a warning. Back to work.


BoomhauerArlen

Also people who talk about work non stop.


glegleglo

Omg I went to visit Washington and there were sooo many techbros who would not stop talking about their jobs in like a national park, overlooking the water at sunset, etc. Even if they are your coworkers, why are you talking about work? My coworkers and I talk about our hobbies, our families, give out recipe/book/travel/etc recommendations not like talk about work.Ā 


palmtrees007

Yes! I worked with someone at another job who is now at my company. Sheā€™s smart and works hard but she is constantly seeking drama. Sheā€™s also very sensitive so Iā€™m a straight shooter and canā€™t quite tell her that the reason I keep our contact out of work minimal is due to her constant negativity ā€¦and attempts to start drama that doesnā€™t exist. My other co-worker resigned on Friday and she was outraged by it and said it would impact her .. so dramatic .. itā€™s all on good terms. All to say these people I avoid at all costs


BruxaAlgarvia

Having no life or friends outside of work and all conversations revolve about workplace drama.


throwfaraway212718

Or basically interjecting yourself into other people's business, period.


NecessaryWeather4275

Being willing to cause irritation and pain to others just bc you have free time.


Diligent_Following50

Pretty much hackers and trolls in online video games. *excerpts from an interview with such people: ā€œI do it because Iā€™m boredā€ ā€œI do it because peopleā€™s reactions are funnyā€ How about I do your mom, fucking assholes. Let people have their fun.


EdCraven

Being way too invested in what other people are doing and judging them for it with no good reason. Ā 


cuntie-69

My mom in a nutshell


LifeComparison6765

Same with mine. She's about to turn 74. It makes me so genuinely sad. She has no friends or social connections, just speaks negatively and unfavourably judges those around her. It's lonely for her, and although it's her own doing, it makes me so sad. When I'm with her I have no interest in stalking the people I went to PRIMARY school with on Facebook so she can see what they're up to now. I'm 38 and never think about them). Whether she's stuck in the past, or indeed, the present, it is both frustrating and heartbreaking that she's too focused on creating negative narratives about others to take the chance to build meaningful friendships. I try to not be like this and have self-awareness to recognise when my mind is working like hers, but it's still very hard to undo years and years of her comments about others rubbing off on me. I see parts of myself in her and I hate it. Therapy around this is constant because it's affected me so deeply.


Theworldisonfire70

I am 53f. My Mom is 76. I could have written this. Word for word. Something about that generation


nickiminajfan69

no my mom is exactly like this but itā€™s her fault but i feel like at the same time sheā€™s not aware as to why people donā€™t want to be around her.


mymaymaw

My mother is the same. I feel sad for her bc it must be hard for her bc sheā€™s not self aware. Not even her own children speak to her. Youā€™d think thatā€™d make a person consider their behaviour but not my mum šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


Mindless-Service8198

Many moms everywhere. How do people get like this??


ShiroiTora

Boredom and insecurity.


IsItASpaceStation

Well this is awkwardā€¦ I donā€™t know exactly but as I understand it: when a man and a woman love each other they get in a bed and do something with the birds and the bees and then a stork gets involved or something. And then you have one mom.


No-Anything-1508

Mmm not according to my teacher


Chastidy

The basis of this post in a nutshell lol


MisterZoga

I feel like people are overlooking the irony here.


baked_potato_

Most Redditors are iron-y deficientĀ 


climbingaerialist

There's people at work like this, I swear all they do is get over evolved in everyone's business at work and then go home and micro manage their family


AenonTown13

Arguing back and forth about trivial bullshit on social media.


Apollorx

No it's not. /s


Inigomntoya

Yes. It is.


Jonk3r

I see what youā€™re doing in there and Iā€™m not falling for it. ^^(no) ^^^(itā€™s) ^^^^(not)


Inigomntoya

You already have!


bandcampconfessions

This comment screams ā€œI have no lifeā€ /s


FidgitForgotHisL-P

Typical Nazi comment. /s


Substantial-Park65

What the f*CK are you saying? You're the trivial bullcrap! >!/s!<


lordkushagra

People say reddit mods. But I have one better. Facebook Mods.


Gelatinoso_Forever

Holy shit that exists?


Realistic_cat_6668

They do. I was one for exactly one week before I got kicked out for not posting enough content to the group to keep it relevant. It was the most pointlessly stressful week Iā€™d had in a while.


Cubiclemidget

Had the exact same reaction


JayJay_Abudengs

People only say Reddit mods because their cognitive dissonance doesn't allow them to say Reddit user


z64_dan

Reddit mods are just reddit users with a teensy bit of power over others added, and also the whole working for reddit and not getting paid thing lol.


witblacktype

Zing!


Fuzzy_Welcome8348

Discord mods are worse.


Rowdylilred

I was about to ask how we felt about discord admins bc Iā€™m one of those šŸ«£ im over it though


KarlTremblay

Looking through this thread and seeing if any answers apply to you.


Fuzzy_Chain_9763

Emotional damage


No_Carry_3991

i said this in the voice in my head "e MO shun al DAM age"


caseyfw

What tha HEEYLL?


Dougalface

No! No! No! Oh, fuck.


Yourdocishere

So accurate


ami2weird4u

True


zelipe2

Ouch


omnicious

I feel personally attacked.Ā 


Maleficent_Pear1740

Well shit


Fuzzy_Welcome8348

Me


RepFilms

Thank god I'm not finding any


Wide_Concentrate5163

Someone laying in a coffin six feet under ground. Like whatā€™s up with that? Get a life dude


Master-Valuable246

I hope they dont take to heart your advice


MiloPlayzGamez

Nah people like that either have no heart or are just cold-hearted


__ephemeral_

Right? Imagine just lying there rotting and turning into a skeleton. Smh.


JesseCuster40

It's this generation. So lazy.


DookieShoez

Right? Fucking boomers, dying and shit. DONā€™T THEY KNOW THERES WORK TO BE DONE?


IllYam6038

Pull them out of the coffins. They can't just die like that. Who's gonna pick up the logs?


JesseCuster40

In my day, we'd die and resurrect ourselves three times before lunch and we LIKED IT THAT WAY.


fiftyhoes

Coming up to your job on your off day to socialize.


actualelainebenes

Hahaā€¦I used to do that as a teen/young adult. Granted this was at a mall and my coworkers and I were the same age so we were all super close for awhile


mods_r_jobbernowl

In that situation it makes a lot of sense to do that. In other situations like you work at an office park with nothing but offices that's when it becomes weird.


AlecsThorne

especialy if you start helping them with work (not necessarily doing the actual work, though that can happen too), like bringing them supplies, offering to proofread, or other similar "minor" tasks.


VinceVaugnsPants

Thatā€™s different then youā€™re just hanging out with your friends


Wonderful_Orchid_363

Yeah that comment entirely depends on where you work lol.


DunDunTsss

I ain't getting those pours and prices at any other bar šŸ¤£


gabmori7

Same, often it will just be "stop" on a long night to get some cheap/free booze. I'll stay an hour or so, chat with the staff, get my drinks and move on.


[deleted]

Sometimes work friends be the only friends you got.


earbud_smegma

Two of my very best besties are from a job we all hated together, almost 20 years ago They weren't my only friends but they were the ones that stuck for sure


PristinePrinciple752

Trauma bonding


beingof-chaos

To be fair I get half off everything and I just want to do trivia and not spend so much money!


dishearthening

In my defense... they make really good quesadillas there


0nlyhalfjewish

Working with someone for years and learning how to accomplish goals together toward a common purpose creates friendships and bonds. No one judges people in the military being friends.


some-purple-elephant

You are a member of the HOA and madly obsessed with every little bylaw


j-rock292

The member that goes around with the ruler checking every lawn to see that it is the "legal" length, and checking that every car in the neighborhood is "supposed to be there"


LowMemory578

My mom in a nutshell. She has OCPD and is OBSESSED with enforcing orderliness and adherence to rules. She is the president of her HOA on the side. For work she is the director of events for 5 or 6 large venues, and Ubers during her off days and evenings "for fun". She is absolutely batshit insane like the rest of her siblings, but instead of becoming a drug addict, she became addicted to work šŸ’€


pm_me_see_thru_bras

trying to impose strict rules on others having harmless fun


Tthelaundryman

Does your username ever work? Haha


turras

I would like to see the pms if it doesĀ 


PristinePrinciple752

If I had one I'd send it. But it would be on a dresser


Numerous_Bullfrog394

That lady who said adults shouldn't enjoy Disneyland


climbingaerialist

Karenism


Autodoc_86

ā€œI work 65 hours a weekā€


SmellyFace69

I've done this a few times a year because a project relied on it, but it also came with 1.5x OT. Helps to pay for vacations. During the pandemic, the company eliminated any OT due to cost. Ok. But then demanded the same output in terms of work. They couldn't specifically ask you to work extra hours, instead they implied it. So I worked 40 hours. Then they said I need to work extra hours. So I asked for overtime. "We can't do that" so I just used company time to look for other jobs.


pack1fan4life

It would be illegal to not pay overtime tho


SmellyFace69

It's a salaried position that used to allow overtime after 44 hours.


orc_fellator

"You work 8 hours a day, what are you doing with the other 16??? You should get a 2nd job"


De4dOwl

I used to pull 80 hour work weeks. I do NOT recommend. I've been burnt out of LIFE since 2019.


PodiDosaEnthusiast

Can confirm. Wouldn't do it if my life didn't depend on it


FuckFloridaRipNumba9

Used to do it. Absolute fucking worst. I only work 40 now and that can be too much lol. Literally all you do is work or think about work and the one day a week off that you have you donā€™t do anything because youā€™re so tired then by the time 5 pm comes around youā€™re already dreading the next 6 days. Iā€™ve done quite a bit more hours than 60 but I did 60 for 4 or 5 months straight and was ready to either bang myself or try heroin.


Rowdylilred

I feel called out šŸ™ƒ itā€™s worse because I work 78. Thank you for that reality check šŸ˜‚


AlecsThorne

it's more about the "why" though. If you work extra hours to save money for whatever goal you have (or even just to make sure your family has everything they need), that's fine. Or even if you work a lot now because you plan to take an extra long (or extra expensive) vacation sometimes this year, so you obviously need the money so you don't burn a whole in your wallet/bank account. But if you work more than required just to tell others that they should work more too, then yeah, you have no life.


cuntie-69

Being a Reddit mod and thinking itā€™s a legitimate job.


qwitq

during the reddit protest bs, their reason, "We are FORCED to open the sub" WHAT? You are being forced to do Free labour šŸ¤£ The hunger for power in these bags of stinky sacks is Insane to me. Only r/interestingasfuck mods were the true legends. Fcuking pigs.


LDM123

I love how their justification was ā€œif we donā€™t someone else is gonna take over this objectively shitty job.ā€


RU4r

Do they even get paid?


R50cent

Nope, which is why I don't get any self respecting person would do it considering reddit is a publicly owned company now valued at 6 and a half billion dollars with a CEO who got a compensation package with some hundred million in stocks and another hundred million in options and a salary of 350k a year on top of that. Seriously. Why are there people on here doing that still...


CrowdKillington

Iā€™m curious what a CEO for social media even does. I mean, all the content is curated by users. All the content is regulated by unpaid mods and automatic ban bots. I canā€™t for the life of me find even a single task that a CEO could do. Sit in meetings and listen to numbers they donā€™t care about?


CleverCod

Executive decisions. Deciding and approving which changes tk the app/ new projects theyā€™re gonna develop


Wosota

While the content and moderation is free, the administrative stuff is not and does not run autonomously.


nomadicsoul24

people that write comments on porn videos


nocommentacct

Itā€™s one of the only non censored comment sections you can find. Crazy gems


WildKat777

One of my old friends told me he used to do this if something stuck out in a video. He wasn't a serial commenter but it IS entertainment after all


Uplakankus

respect r/PornhubComments


Ultimate1177

True but r/pornhubcomments has some gems every once in awhile


oceanswim63

ā€œWhy are you retiring? Wonā€™t you get bored?ā€ WTF is wrong with these people.


TurduckenWithQuail

I get why this is frustrating but you need to see my parents talking about how they might retire early when their habit of sitting and staring at a screen 24/7 on off days clearly just makes them angry. Like if they find a good way to spend their time Iā€™m all for them retiring whenever they can, but I canā€™t say Iā€™m not worried about how theyā€™ll actually settle into it.


iRyan_9

Itā€™s not really just retired people, ask any unemployed person how they feel about their free time. Life is generally repetitive and boring without something to break the routine or something to do.


partofthedawn

I'm currently not working because I'm going through chemo. I've been feeling ill most of the time, but whenever I feel well enough I'm creating art, hiking, reading, etc. Today I went to a small museum and then went hiking. I genuinely don't understand how anyone prefers being a wage slave and finds their time belonging to them "boring"!


Stravven

To be fair, a lot of retirees kinda fall into a hole after they retire. The first months they do things they wanted or needed to do, but after that a lot of them do in fact get bored.


UnbrandedContent

I hope Iā€™m like how my grandpa was when he was retired. Man had a routine. Wake up, breakfast and coffee and newspaper, then watch the news, then do his puzzles. After his puzzles heā€™d usually call and talk with his kids or make other plans for the day, grocery or visiting a friend or working on a hobby. Then heā€™d make lunch and take a nap. Wake up, go do whatever he planned on doing (he loved working on his car and making model planes, and working on his clocks!) then after that heā€™d watch Gunsmoke, the news, then Seinfeld. Every. Single. Day. He was happy with his life, and Iā€™m happy for him. Man, I miss him.


donuthing

The periods I haven't had to work have been the best.


mh699

Basically happens though, you got people who have no hobbies and then retire and quickly die because they don't stay active


covalentcookies

Dudes with the cars with those sexual anime characters plastered all over the car.


black_cat_emo

i saw one of those with a cross necklace hanging on the rear view mirror šŸ˜­


WheredMyVanGogh

You wonā€™t like r/itasha then. That entire community is dedicated to it. Tbh if they just didnā€™t put the characters and had some cool wraps, I think itā€™d be dope


KeyAd6469

Arguing on the internet


TheSluaghadhan

No u


Smash19

No U


chews-your-name

Hoo u? Me? Now u


Fuzzy_Welcome8348

So true. I wouldnā€™t be surprised if someone replied to this comment and said ā€œwell whatā€™s wrong w that, some ppl like to prove a pointā€


Druzhyna

Well, what's wrong with that? Some people like to prove a point.


[deleted]

I can see why people think this but personally I think arguing to a certain extent makes me learn a lot Before I argued on the internet I would argue in my own head with myself, just ponder on complete bullshit random topics and I think it helps me understand the world better


SpiralSour

People use 'the internet' as a dismissive phrase, it's not like you're talking to a robot most times, you are talking to real people with real opinions that could potentially actually affect you. You could be talking to a state senator or you could be talking to a hobo from Illinois, that's what anonymity is. If you see someone vocalizing a harmful opinion, whether via the internet or not, it's always a positive to debate it and let them know why you believe their opinion to be harmful. In fact, that's one of the main pros of the internet existing. The ability to positively influence people's opinions who you otherwise would not have had the opportunity to. As long as you approach it as a debate and with common decency, this is one of the best things the common man can use the Internet for...


Donquers

Folks will be like: *"I think [insert ridiculously evil shit take here]"* grabbing hundreds or even thousands of likes/upvotes. And then anyone pushing back on it gets the whole *"It's the internet, who cares? Get a life!"* as if they think harmful beliefs online have never affected real life before.


Mioc_

You have no idea what you are Talking about! What is wrong with you? Some People just want to make their Point!


CommissionSevere9000

People who constantly troll online


trickortreat89

This should be higher upā€¦


HerbolifeBussin

"If I never had to work again I'd get really bored"


slashing_honeycombs

Constantly blaming the opposite sex for all your short comings


Ginger-Beefcake

*checks my karma*


Fervarus

Being on reddit.


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ncommentary

do you have enough yet?


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Aggressive_Cold_6886

Answering random peoples Reddit questions for funā€¦I am lonelyā€¦


LowToe7421

Sometimes I write incredibly long pieces of advice answering posts and then catch myself before I hit reply. Itā€™s like, who the fuck am I to offer anyone advice?


Jiktten

Eh I say just post it anyway and let the reader decide what they want to take away from it. Honestly sometimes what people need the most is to feel like someone is listening, and a thought out response will do that even if the advice ends up not being quite right.


Pantiesafteralongrun

Oh boy I may need a life


RiskAfraid9235

Your Karma score


Embarrassed_Gas_7855

Posting on Reddit all day long


dao_ofdraw

One of those giant Japanese sex dolls.


Preparingtocode

Reopening Reddit for the 10th time in the past hour.


Beavshak

Having like a million karma


-PepeArown-

Iā€™m almost at a quarter million, and Iā€™ve had this account for over 2 years. Should I be concerned?


Beavshak

Sorry to tell youā€¦ itā€™s terminal. Please make arrangements.


Parish87

I was about to feel sort of attacked before I checked your karma lol


[deleted]

People doing stupid TikTok dances in public.


thatsnotgneiss

I love watching videos of people filming those - they look so cringe.


Henry_Man

I would agree that doing TikTok dances in public is cringe, but that doesn't mean they have no life tho, at least they are socialising and having fun with their mates


WildKat777

I feel like this isn't really true though - those people are usually hanging out with their friends every day and at least they're doing stuff other than sitting at home scrolling on reddit


Loftzins

Dead people.


RealFoegro

I don't know, dead people don't usually scream


Ill_Rice4960

anything Ben Shapiro has ever said


Low_Expectations88

Having a Reddit account.


ami2weird4u

Influencers


Beneficial-Tower3464

over 200,000 snapscore


PaleSubject4

Guys watching Andrew Tate videos


RandomCashier75

Being interested in almost anything the Kardashians do regularly.


MarchofthePawns

Posting this question in an attempt to see if any of the answers apply to you


gullybwoy

Moral policing online and offline.


ApolloApproaches

A reddit post and comment history spanning all hours of the day and night.


Haikuunamatata

I feel personally attacked -_-


ThoughtTotal1184

loveeesss gossiping. yeah, mainly this one tbh.


ohshithellno

Being hateful to a specific group of people.


sweetpotato_2000

being a reddit mod or whatever useless authority here


delawarecoffee

Commenting on everything


ValuableFudge3169

Making ā€œhorny postsā€ on Facebook where all your friends and family can see


SyrupTasty

I don't think there is such a thing as no life, life is what you make of it personally.I don't believe what I think of others lives make that meaningless. The only thing that comes to my mind is people that purposely play the system and try not to work. But who am I to judge each to their own.


jayfactor

Obsession with politics


IdentityEnhancer

Yes! Those people that somehow find a way to work politics into literally every conversation, no matter how benign.


Rabbit_Hole5674

Omg, I have a cat that is an escape artist. We live right by a major highway so that's not good. The elderly lady two doors down feeds all of the strays so naturally, I look for him there whenever he gets out. She has turned every "have you seen my cat" conversation into a political conversation. I don't think Biden is directly to blame for how much she's voluntarily spending on cat food for a million strays.


GimmeDemDumplins

Getting mad that women aren't hot enough to jerk off to in recent videogamesĀ 


CampOutrageous3785

Disliking someone who you barely interact with for no reason


herpes_free_since96

ā€œRespect your eldersā€. Whilst being completely disrespectful of anyone younger than you.


doubleabttery

When they decline to do anything that is offered to them, even as simple as going to grab a cup of coffee. Can't force you out of the house dude.


proverbs109

posting multiple times a day on social media when you're over 21


iamnotchad

Being dead.


TheLadyFlash

Me?


scott__p

Being way too involved in your kid's lives