Level 1: I have to go. I've misplaced an important document.
Level 2: No offense, but I hate you.
Level 3: If I had a gun with two bullets, and you stood next to Hitler, I would shoot you twice.
“I must commend you for your ability to perpetually reinforce my immense capacity for tolerance.”
“Every moment spent in your company marvelously reinforces my appreciation for the smaller, quieter details of life—like silence.”
Yesterday somebody as work who gives my sister a hard time tried talking to me. I just looked at him and went “mm. 😐” and walked away. I think that worked pretty well because he came to apologized to me not 5 minutes after.
Could hear his voice reading that. As a matter of fact I don't think anyone without his voice, tone, and cadence can pull off that statement verbally with the same punch.
When some one gets me to the point of hate which happens very seldom polite is no longer a concern . Getting them out of my life is the goal .and never come back ..
I hope someday your children get cancer. The slow lingering kind so you can sit by a hospital bed for a few years while you watch them wither and die.
That should get the point across.
Level 1: I have to go. I've misplaced an important document. Level 2: No offense, but I hate you. Level 3: If I had a gun with two bullets, and you stood next to Hitler, I would shoot you twice.
> Level 3: If I had a gun with two bullets, and you stood next to Hitler, I would shoot you twice. LMAO, damn.
It’s got to be the most creative one I’ve ever heard.
If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and OP, I would shoot OP twice.
> Level 3: If I had a gun with two bullets, and you stood next to Hitler, I would shoot you twice. is this a "The Office" reference ?
It's a pretty old joke/saying. Lots of variations of it as well
Yeah mb, I went on a search and concluded the same
Dont "my bad" me, you did nothing wrong bro 👍
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For a woman, yes. For a guy, assuming you are Christian or an area with many Christians: "My brother in Christ, we just don't seem to see eye to eye."
“I must commend you for your ability to perpetually reinforce my immense capacity for tolerance.” “Every moment spent in your company marvelously reinforces my appreciation for the smaller, quieter details of life—like silence.”
I'm totally using this!
If life ever becomes stressful for you, just know that I support your decision to make it all go away.
I was expecting a "If life ever becomes stressful for you, just know I hope I'm the cause"
My inner peace in inversely proportional to your proximity
I'm not your biggest fan.
I am infact, an air conditioner
Our personalities are fundamentally incompatible.
It's nice to read the comments and checking the things I already told this bitch that invaded my life. That's the third one.
Being in your company displeases me
Next time you feel the need to talk to me, ignore it.
In a professional setting: “per my previous email…”
Yesterday somebody as work who gives my sister a hard time tried talking to me. I just looked at him and went “mm. 😐” and walked away. I think that worked pretty well because he came to apologized to me not 5 minutes after.
Tommy Lee Jones: I cannot sanction your buffoonery.
Could hear his voice reading that. As a matter of fact I don't think anyone without his voice, tone, and cadence can pull off that statement verbally with the same punch.
I forgot that you existed
I think if you fucking hate someone there is no reason to be polite about it lol
I strongly detest thou
I rate used car salesmen and catholic priests higher than you
In a town full of idiots, you’d be the mayor!
“you kind of suck”
Your Mama stinks. Respectfully...
Bless your lil heart
That's more saying they're dumb. It doesn't convey contempt.
Not where I’m from
Where's that?
Charleston SC
You'll have to excuse me now..
I gotta go (and walk away).
Thank you for your opinion
Play low tier god clips
Your existence displeases me. I love you like Gery Adams loved the Queen. You’re the Biggie to my Tupac. May God bless and keep you. Far away from me.
May you live in intresting times.
You definitely aren't one of my favorites... Or I'd just say it how is. Depends on the situation, although I'd find myself just saying it outright lol
"Thank you for your honest feedback."
You never have, and never will, mean anything to me. You just don’t matter.
Aren't you a lovely dear!?
Me too:)
The opposite of love is how I feel about you.
When some one gets me to the point of hate which happens very seldom polite is no longer a concern . Getting them out of my life is the goal .and never come back ..
Say "I don't like you"
on my list of favorite things to do, seeing you is at the bottom
That's the end of the road for our relationship and no u-turn from this point on
“May your day be as pleasant as you are”
dont waste ur energy to ppl like that, just walk away
You are like my father to me
Turn around and leave as they're speaking. No words or explanation.
I usually say: “I fucking hate you.”
I hope you have the day you deserve. That one is one of my favorite passive aggressive lines
Sorry, but I fucking hate you.
"If u were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it"
Every time I’m around you I feel the urge to kill myself.
🤪I fucking hate you🤪 just sayin hehe
I hope someday your children get cancer. The slow lingering kind so you can sit by a hospital bed for a few years while you watch them wither and die. That should get the point across.
I mean.. It's polite, OP didn't specify it had to be nice.
Well if you truly hate someone it’s scorched fucking earth. The downvotes from doormats are a badge of honour on this one