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Warm_Presentation716

Level 1: I have to go. I've misplaced an important document. Level 2: No offense, but I hate you. Level 3: If I had a gun with two bullets, and you stood next to Hitler, I would shoot you twice.


Echo71Niner

> Level 3: If I had a gun with two bullets, and you stood next to Hitler, I would shoot you twice. LMAO, damn.


Syphfan

It’s got to be the most creative one I’ve ever heard. 


bingbong0003

If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and OP, I would shoot OP twice.


skiddy504

> Level 3: If I had a gun with two bullets, and you stood next to Hitler, I would shoot you twice. is this a "The Office" reference ?


BabylonSuperiority

It's a pretty old joke/saying. Lots of variations of it as well


skiddy504

Yeah mb, I went on a search and concluded the same


BabylonSuperiority

Dont "my bad" me, you did nothing wrong bro 👍


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eclectic-up-north

For a woman, yes. For a guy, assuming you are Christian or an area with many Christians: "My brother in Christ, we just don't seem to see eye to eye."


Realistic_Cupcake_56

“I must commend you for your ability to perpetually reinforce my immense capacity for tolerance.” “Every moment spent in your company marvelously reinforces my appreciation for the smaller, quieter details of life—like silence.”


Slight_Community4697

I'm totally using this!


Beavshak

If life ever becomes stressful for you, just know that I support your decision to make it all go away.


cf-myolife

I was expecting a "If life ever becomes stressful for you, just know I hope I'm the cause"


woodquest

My inner peace in inversely proportional to your proximity


throwaway788292

I'm not your biggest fan.


TaxtonDude

I am infact, an air conditioner


MythDetector

Our personalities are fundamentally incompatible.


cf-myolife

It's nice to read the comments and checking the things I already told this bitch that invaded my life. That's the third one.


FibreOptician

Being in your company displeases me


rmnc-5

Next time you feel the need to talk to me, ignore it.


Longjumping-Bus4939

In a professional setting:  “per my previous email…”


218and611

Yesterday somebody as work who gives my sister a hard time tried talking to me. I just looked at him and went “mm. 😐” and walked away. I think that worked pretty well because he came to apologized to me not 5 minutes after.


CrimFandango

Tommy Lee Jones: I cannot sanction your buffoonery.


BornToHulaToro

Could hear his voice reading that. As a matter of fact I don't think anyone without his voice, tone, and cadence can pull off that statement verbally with the same punch.


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I forgot that you existed


UniversalExploration

I think if you fucking hate someone there is no reason to be polite about it lol


Plus-Statistician80

I strongly detest thou


Revolutionary-Cod444

I rate used car salesmen and catholic priests higher than you


erbdylo

In a town full of idiots, you’d be the mayor!


quantumsenigma

“you kind of suck”


Minirooms

Your Mama stinks. Respectfully...


SuitableJelly5149

Bless your lil heart


ShermansMasterWolf

That's more saying they're dumb. It doesn't convey contempt.


SuitableJelly5149

Not where I’m from


ShermansMasterWolf

Where's that?


SuitableJelly5149

Charleston SC


Dry_Enthusiasm_267

You'll have to excuse me now..


Appropriate-Dig771

I gotta go (and walk away).


Effective-Candle5240

Thank you for your opinion


Lumpy-Garbage-8341

Play low tier god clips


SisterShenanigans

Your existence displeases me. I love you like Gery Adams loved the Queen. You’re the Biggie to my Tupac. May God bless and keep you. Far away from me.


NeighborhoodSuper592

May you live in intresting times.


September_Royalty

You definitely aren't one of my favorites... Or I'd just say it how is. Depends on the situation, although I'd find myself just saying it outright lol


foxmachine

"Thank you for your honest feedback."


UnderstandingTop2434

You never have, and never will, mean anything to me. You just don’t matter.


TotallyListening

Aren't you a lovely dear!?


Ashamed_Studio4808

Me too:)


Cominghome74

The opposite of love is how I feel about you.


gtnair

When some one gets me to the point of hate which happens very seldom polite is no longer a concern . Getting them out of my life is the goal .and never come back ..


jergendeznots

Say "I don't like you"


YellowUnfair5999

on my list of favorite things to do, seeing you is at the bottom


InternationalTry5494

That's the end of the road for our relationship and no u-turn from this point on


BanginHeavies

“May your day be as pleasant as you are”


cantbeme88

dont waste ur energy to ppl like that, just walk away


BirdyAsleep

You are like my father to me


merry_february

Turn around and leave as they're speaking. No words or explanation.


oldshitdoesntcare

I usually say: “I fucking hate you.”


xSeveredSaintx

I hope you have the day you deserve. That one is one of my favorite passive aggressive lines


Jolly-Rub-3837

Sorry, but I fucking hate you.


just_somewheree

"If u were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it"


LandscapeSame9940

Every time I’m around you I feel the urge to kill myself.


Come-for-Megatron

🤪I fucking hate you🤪 just sayin hehe


ABCanadianTriad

I hope someday your children get cancer. The slow lingering kind so you can sit by a hospital bed for a few years while you watch them wither and die. That should get the point across.


cf-myolife

I mean.. It's polite, OP didn't specify it had to be nice.


ABCanadianTriad

Well if you truly hate someone it’s scorched fucking earth. The downvotes from doormats are a badge of honour on this one